i hope i haven't missed something

Men are from Mars; women are from Venus. Genderfluid people operate spaceships between the planets, helping trans people to the right one. Demi gender people live on moons orbiting one of the planets. Bi/multi/pan gender people live in space stations between the planets, while agender and non binary people look on from the stars.

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The Walking Dead: season 7 episode 1
Glen vs Negan

pastel!phan date

an anon asked me to draw something peachy before, ends up the only thing peachy is dan’s sweater, i’m sorry but i hope you still like it! (also phil is supposed to be reading but i did this in a rush the book is,, only people who are wise and worthy can see it

please reblog if you like it:) hope you’re doing well!

I Like It When You Sleep, For You Are So Beautiful Yet So Unaware Of It sentence starters
  • "Love me, if that's what you wanna do."
  • "You've been reading 'bout yourself."
  • "You've got a beautiful face, but got nothing to say."
  • "You look famous, let's be friends."
  • "You're the only thing that's going on in my mind."
  • "You're meant to be helping me."
  • "I'm not giving it up again."
  • "Am I too old to be this stoned?"
  • "I wasn't told you'd be this cold."
  • "Finding a girl who is equally pretty won't be hard."
  • "Oh, I just had a change of heart."
  • "Your eyes were full of regret."
  • "You took a picture of your salad and put it on the internet."
  • "I've been so worried 'bout you lately."
  • "You're mad thinking you could ever save me."
  • "You used to have a face straight out of a magazine."
  • "I never found love in the city."
  • "I feel as though I was deceived."
  • "I just sat in self-pity and cried in the car."
  • "You were fit, but you're losing it."
  • "Look! He's having a breakdown."
  • "Don't fall in love with the moment."
  • "You know I'm in love with this city."
  • "Don't fall in love with the moment and think you're in love with the girl."
  • "You think you've got it figured out."
  • "Well, your face has got a hold on me."
  • "Are you feeling the same?"
  • "You just keep nodding at me looking vacant."
  • "I'm petrified of being alone."
  • "If I told you I need you, is that what you want?"
  • "If I'm lost now then how can I find myself?"
  • "I heard you found somebody else, and at first I thought it was a lie."
  • "I don't want your body, but I hate to think about you with somebody else."
  • "Our love has gone cold."
  • "You're intertwining your soul with somebody else."
  • "This ain't the last time that I'll see your face."
  • "We are just gonna keep doin' it."
  • "I know when you're around 'cause I know the sound of your heart."
  • "I can't believe I forgot your name."
  • "I thought that you were straight, now I'm wondering."
  • "You're so conceited."
  • "I don't regret it, but I'm glad that we're through."
  • "I'm such a cliche."
  • "You call me when you're bored and you're playing with yourself."
  • "I'm sure she'll be gone in a second."
  • "Let me tell you 'bout this girl."
  • "I can't wait for you, boy."
  • "What does all our love amount to?"
  • "I thought it was love but I guess I must be dreaming."
  • "You got excited and now you find that your girl won't even get you undressed or care about your beating chest."
  • "I'd love to go to Paris again."
  • "I'm done, babe, I'm out of the scene."
  • "I'd fill you in on the things you missed."
  • "I like to think you hear me sometimes."
  • "I hope I'm half as cool as you."
  • "I haven't been doing too well."
  • "The chemicals that make her laugh don't seem to be working anymore."
  • "She just wants to feel something and I don't think that's asking for too much."
  • "What if you die with all of the cameras?"

What is kogkag week? 

Well the title’s pretty self-explanatory, but it’s a week where we celebrate the relationship between Inuyasha’s Koga and Kagome!

All kinds of fanworks will be accepted. Don’t know how to write/draw/gif things? That’s fine! Post a headcanon, make a playlist! There’s no right or wrong way to go about this week. 

Each of the days is also partnered with a colour that you can incorporate into the work, but isn’t required. The colours are there for you to use, but that doesn’t mean that you have to if you don’t want to! We just thought it would be something that gifmakers and editors could work with.

A post will be made explaining each of the prompts for anyone who isn’t sure about what they mean! Feel free to ask any questions you might have on the blog. 

✘  Hate on the pairing or any of the weeks participants will not be tolerated

anonymous asked:

I'm seeing lots of posts saying the new team have arrived. I really hope this is true but where are people getting this from if you don't mind me asking? We haven't had any confirmation yet have we? Or have I missed something?

There’s been no confirmation, no. 

However, I believe that, based on the posts and their prominence, there have been quite a few rumours flying around that have been wide-spread. I’ll admit I’ve heard them myself as well. That said, I take all rumours I hear with a grain of salt, and try to look for observations that back up what I’m hearing. Industry gossip still remains gossip, and isn’t always completely factual. That said, this is what I’m observing:

- the “boys” were called the “band” on official One Direction media instead of the boys yesterday

- the 1D London Session appears to have been handled absolutely beautifully yesterday, including getting James Corden to lead the interview, having literally no unexpected leaks, and very happy fans

- the notes app message from the boys on instagram regarding the Paris tragedy was not consistent with anything we’ve seen on Instagram before

- we have had a change in how the boys are handled and treated, especially with whether Harry and Louis are allowed to sit together, to the point where now it’s almost expected they will be together

- there were very few interviews pre-album release, and suddenly they have a packed schedule, post-album release.


I guess what I’m saying is that, we have no confirmation of anything, but whatever team is handling current stuff seems to be doing a lovely job, and there are some really interesting and tangible changes, and they certainly all seem for the best! My observations definitely tell me that it seems like something has changed, and I think that that’s truly exciting and I can’t wait to see what comes in the future!

To thank every single one of the blogs that I follow, and the blogs that follow me, for making my tumblr time wonderful :)

mutuals friends/favourites

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@acoupleofcows  @aithusas  @aithuzah  @astrangeallure  @bellemrys  @bottomerlin  @bradleyjizzames  @brolin-truelove  @brolinexplizit  @brolinskeep  @cal-macken  @camelotscoin  @cawlinmorgan  @childliketendencies  @clotpoleincamelot  @clotpoleofcamelot  @clotpolesandswans  @clotpolesonly  @colin-morganology  @colinaf  @colinized  @colinmorgain  @colinmorgan  @colinmorgasms  @colmorgan @coolcathaloreaganfan  @courtmagician  @courtsorcerer

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@dameragnelle  @darasmithville  @dollopheadsandclotpoles  @elcaballerodragon  @excalibells  @fluffycolin  @fuckyeahprofessormorgan  @fy-nghariad-fy-emrys  @fyeahcolinmorgan  @hessofluffyyy  @ilovetextingandscones  @indigopixie  @irrationallycalm  @jadedginger  @jennifercolin  @kingswarlock  @landofmerlin  @littlevernon  @louloubelly  @magic-in-us  @mattbellamysnipple  @mercy-in-darkness  @merlination  @merlinedcolinedkrisbian  @merlinermys  @merlins-earmuffs  @merlinsprat  @merlocked18  @merlockfeels  @mistresspendragon  @myhandsarenotmyown

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@narlth  @nimueh  @odilecheng  @ofkingsandlionhearts  @omggalina  @permanentmochakisses  @pixie-morgan  @prattdragon  @profcolsymorgan  @rocknvaughn  @scinscire  @sircolinmorgan  @sirgvvaine  @sirmalory  @sirmorgan @teawithaview  @thedaughterofkings  @timelessrunemarks  @timelesswhisper  @ughkirschtein  @villevalohim  @we-heart-merlin  @whimsycatcher  @worthyourtears  @youngwarlock

For now I wish all of you (also my other followers: just because you’re not in this list doesn’t mean you’re not amazing) a very happy 2016!

x Wieke

pretend it's still season 1 and nothing hurts

“Are you fucking kidding me?”

Oh, absolutely not.

Regina looks up from her phone and glares flatly at Swan, makes a mental note to eviscerate Granny Lucas.  “You,” is all she says, however, and lets the single syllable drip from her mouth with disdain.

Swan points at her accusingly and shakes her head.  “No way.”

“Agreed.”  Regina takes a deep breath, stands and turns away from Emma and towards the front door of George’s, tossing a “Good evening, Sheriff,” over her shoulder as she goes to enter the restaurant.

“W—What—wait, what are you doing?”

It’s impossible to hold in the sigh.  “If you think I would have ever agreed to a blind date without first ensuring that my meal would be covered regardless of how the evening went…”  She lets the sentence hang and turns away again, actually gets the door open before Swan calls out again.

“Hey!  Mine, too?”

Her shoulders slump slightly, and without turning her head, she holds the door open behind her.

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the-one-true-queen  asked:

"Elijah, where is my daughter?" The Queen of Hell had tracked her missing daughter to the Mikaelson Estate. She was completely determined to bring Ariya home. ((I hope you don't mind. I haven't been able to get this out of my head))

“You mean the scared little girl on the street with nothing but a sword? You know, I do seem to recall seeing her somewhere around here. She was saying something about having to live in Hell while she blew up my kitchen. I’m afraid I didn’t make the connection between you and she. You’ll have to excuse me if I’m not all that eager to leave her in your care.”

the-one-true-queen

((I don’t mind at all))

theblissfulchaos  asked:

(1/2) Hope your exam went well! Headcanon! Or prompt maybe idk: Eggsy making a big deal out of an injury (which was probably minor given their line of work) so that Harry dotes on him. I mean, they haven't seen each other for a while, and although Eggsy usually try to avoid making Harry worry about him, he misses his man so much, and just want to spend a little bit of time with him (and Eggsy swears, there's something about the way Harry touches him that just makes everything better).

(2/2) Of course Harry finds out, and probably gives Eggsy an earful, but he doesn’t stop his fussing over Eggsy (he misses Eggsy too damn much, too).


“Can I get you anything else?”  Harry’s lips ghost along the soft skin of Eggsy’s neck, breath warm and enticing.  His entire body tingles with it, feels lighter under his touch and attention.  He’s nested in the corner of their couch, tucked under a blanket with too many pillows and his arm still held firmly against his chest in its sling.  Harry stands behind him, leaning over with his hand tailing along Eggsy’s chest down the open front of his shirt, pressing sweet kisses just beneath his ear.

“I can think of a few things.”  He says with as much of a suggestive tone as he can muster.  Eggsy may be exhausted, sore, fuckin’ ready to pass out for a week.  But he’s always up for time with Harry.  

Harry nudges him before standing, drawing a whine from Eggsy at the loss of contact.  But his protest is short lived when Harry returns a moment later and rather unceremoniously lifts Eggsy’s legs to settle beneath them on the couch.  The hand that starts running through his hair tells Eggsy that Harry’s here for quiet, settled in cuddling.  But fuck that, they haven’t seen each other in almost a month and Eggsy wants a proper kiss.  

  So he leans forward and tries to take one, but Harry smiles and pulls back just an inch, fingers still curled in Eggsy’s hair.  “Did you know, my love, that as Arthur I receive every knights medical report as soon as they return from the field?”

Eggsy freezes, smile gone and suddenly feeling very guilty.  “Yeah?  I, might ‘ave forgot that.”

“Apparently.”  Harry responds, blinking.  “Sent straight to my phone as a matter of fact, so I’m always aware of the condition of our agents and who would be unavailable should something come up.”  He’s speaking quietly, without anger or accusation, almost as if he were actually just pleasantly reminding Eggsy of that fact.

Rather than pointing out that Eggsy is so fucking busted.

He drops back against the corner of the couch and avoids Harry’s gaze, though in his peripheral view he can see he’s gone soft, a small smile on his lips.  “Why didn’t you tell me you can actually use your arm?”

“To be fair, it still bloody hurts.”  Eggsy tries to point out.  When Harry doesn’t say anything else he eventually looks back at him, trying to contain his pout.  It feels childish.  “It’s stupid but, I just…”  Eggsy shrugs.  “Just wanted to be the center of your world for a few hours.”

Harry’s smile turns sad.  He reaches for the straps on Eggsy’s sling and slowly undoes them, letting his touch linger, warm against him.  Once it is tossed to the side he pulls on Eggsy’s middle so that the younger man is almost sitting in his lap, arms wrapped around Harry’s shoulders.

“Eggsy.”  He gives him a kiss, soft. Sweet.  “You are the center of my world, always.  You don’t have to feign an injury to do so, though I apologize if I ever made you feel that way.”

Eggsy ignores the way his lip trembles at Harry’s words, hiding it from himself and Harry by closing the distance between them for a proper kiss, with parted lips and a long awaited closeness.  They know each other inside and out, but the day following a mission as long as he’s been on is always like learning something new all over again.

“Now.  You said you arm still hurts, yes?”

Harry leaves Eggsy’s lips for his jaw, neck, the soft, sensitive spot just below his ear.  He draws out a small gasp from Eggsy who is holding onto his shoulders even tighter.  

“Why don’t I take you upstairs and help you focus on something else for a while?”

Don't you want me baby? : Liam Payne

A/N: This is a bit of Liam smut that I have been wanting to write for ages now. It’s an AU where Liam is a nightclub manager who has been lusting after his assistant manager ever since he hired her. This also doubles as a personal for Natalie, I hope you enjoy the story! :) - Gee

‘Macie, have you heard from Natalie yet? I tried to call her and I haven’t heard anything from her.’

'I haven’t Mr Payne, but I’ll ring Miss Hollingsworth and see if I can get an answer’ Macie smiled and went back to her desk. I sighed and sat back in my chair. Natalie was never late, or if she was, she always called ahead to let me know. I started to type out the inventory list when I heard her enter the office.

'Oh Liam, I’m so sorry I’m late. I’ve just had something to deal with.’ She spoke fast, setting down her things and hanging up her coat and bag. She had another tight skirt and blouse on. I swear she did this on purpose, it’s like she knew exactly how I felt. 

'So do I get an explanation as to why you’re late? Or should I just try 20 questions?’ I saw her wince, she was still pretty scared of me. Even after working together for 5 months. I’d tried to tone down my Mr Mean act, but sometimes it was so fun watching her squirm. I imagined what she would look like beneath me, naked and squirming, waiting and anticipating my touch. 'Well?’

She sat down and shuffled some papers, cleared her throat and looked anywhere but at me. ‘I broke up with my boyfriend. You remember Toby?’ I nodded. ‘Well he cheated on me. Several times. With different people.’ She turned her attention back to her computer, and started typing away. I watched her, for someone who had just been through a breakup, she didn’t seem all that bothered. But she was finally rid of that lowlife scumbag. He had no job, and loitered in here every Friday and Saturday, hitting on different girls, and racking up Natalie’s tab. The girl sure knew how to pick them.

'Mr Payne, Miss Hollingsworth, the club is about to be opened.’ Macie said, popping her head around the door. She was a sweet girl, and an absolute star. She made sure I had a coffee every time I came into work, and her Uncle owned a brewery, so we got cheap deals on drinks.

'Thank you Macie. You’ve worked really hard this week, and if you would like to get off early, I’m happy for you to go. I will pay you until the end of the night, of course.’ She beamed from the doorway. Even though she loved this job, it could get tiring.

'Thank you Mr Payne. If you need me back, please don’t hesitate to ring me. Goodnight sir. Goodnight Miss Hollingsworth.’ Natalie looked up and smiled, giving her a nod. Macie grabbed her handbag from the rack, before turning round and giving us a wave goodbye. I moved from my seat to the window that looked out onto the dance floor, that was becoming littered with people. The music pumped away, and I turned to face Natalie, who was engrossed in something on her screen. I studied her face, she had the most beautiful blue eyes, that contrasted with her black hair. She was stunning, and she never needed to wear makeup. She wore red lipstick and a touch of mascara and that was it. I always admired her, I couldn’t get enough of her face. 

'So, you’re done with that scumbag for good then?’ I saw her tense up. She avoided looking at me. I walked around the back of her chair, and leant against the wall. She turned to face me, gazing directly into my eyes.

'Yes, I am completely done with him. Why do you ask?’ She shifted in her chair, squirming again. Her skirt was that tight, I could make out the shape of her panties. I could feel my cock stirring awake, thinking of sliding them down her legs.

'Well, the reason I am asking, is the same reason you wear these tight skirts and shirts to work’ I gestured towards her clothing 'Isn’t it?’ She blushed, and looked down at her lap. I walked to her, and tilted her chin up to face me, pulling her bottom lip free from her teeth. 'Now Natalie, lip biting is a really big fucking turn on for me. So I must ask you, do you want me as much as I want you?’

Before I could register what was happening, she had me backed against the wall, hands running up and down my abs, kissing me like she couldn’t get enough of me. I moved, so her back was to the wall, my body pressed to hers, hands in each other’s hair. I moved my hands to her shirt and ripped it open, sending buttons flying everywhere. I caressed her skin from her navel to her boobs, and dipped my head to nip at them with my teeth. She moaned, pushing herself into my mouth and hands. I squeezed and sucked, her skin was so soft and warm, and I could smell the faint scent of her perfume.

I moved away, taking off my suit jacket and dress shirt, discarding them on the floor. I turned my attention to her desk, running my arms across it and throwing everything on the floor. I grabbed Natalie and sat her on the edge of the desk, hitching her skirt up around her waist. 'Take them off’ I ordered, as I slipped my pants down and stepped out of them, removing my shoes. Natalie reached to take off her heels 'you can leave those on, I want those heels by my ears as I’m fucking you.’

She stood in front of me, like a naked goddess. Her body was everything and more than what I thought it would be, and I palmed myself through my boxers teasing her a little. I sat on the desk and laid myself down, she looked at me confused. 'You’re going to straddle my face princess, I want to taste you, as you’re tasting me.’ She carefully positioned herself over my face, and I attacked. I started with gliding my tongue into her entrance pushing myself in as far as I could go, as she slid her pretty little mouth down my cock. I was surprised she took me all in, but it felt so good, that I groaned into her soaking wet pussy. With Natalie moaning against me, I could feel myself ready to blow, so I stopped. I wanted to be in her, I wanted to look at her face as she was thrown over the edge. She stopped her attack with her mouth and climbed off of me. All of a sudden, she took control, gone was the shy woman who let me seduce her in the first place. She took my hands and walked me to the window of the office.

'I want you to fuck me against here. I want the excitement of possibly being seen’ There was no real chance of being caught, everybody was too drunk or too engrossed in a partner to look up at the office window. She bent over ever so slightly, and she looked magnificent. Stood in her red heels and bent over, showing me where she wanted me. I walked up behind her, slapped her ass and lined myself up with her. I plunged in, stilling for a couple of seconds so she could adjust, and then I started to move. I set my hands on either side of hers on the window, and bit at her neck as I thrust into her.

'You feel so good babygirl, are you gonna cum for me?’ She’d moaned in response. 'Not good enough baby, I need to hear the words.’

'Yes, yes, I will cum for you. Oh, harder, please.’ I reached around the front and rubbed slow circles around her clit as I picked up my thrusts. I willed her to let go and she wouldn’t.

'Cum for me Natalie, cum for me.’ I commanded. And with my words spurring her on, she released her orgasm, clamping down on me, and squeezing me, which forced my orgasm out of me. I slipped out of her, and moved her out of the way of the window, stroking over her body as she came down from her high. She was breathless, and she looked beautiful covered in a fine sheen of sweat. She moved her hands down my stomach and kissed me hard.

'So if I’m late to work tomorrow, does that mean you will punish me?’ she giggled. I growled, grabbing her ass and hardening again, ready for round two with the angel I’d been waiting so long to get my hands on.