i hope he's funny

Leia: I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan.

Vader:

Originally posted by amgc-96

“My father left us when I was two. The last time I saw him was my fifth grade graduation. I do know he’s alive because I found him on Facebook. Apparently he drinks a lot and goes to left wing protests. I’m not bothered by it. I think it’s funny. Sometimes I hope he comes looking for me just so I can turn him away. I did find an old journal recently from my childhood. It had The Powerpuff Girls on the cover. Inside were some pages where I had been practicing cursive, and I had written things like: ‘Why don’t you call me?’ and ‘Why don’t you like me?’ So it clearly bothered me then. Even though I don’t care now, maybe it’s impacted me in a way that I’ve yet to discover.”

(São Paulo, Brazil)

Mark: Mark is absolutely fully capable!

SM: Challenge accepted

Mark: *After 3 debuts, two comebacks, and a high school rapper show* 

Mark:

Mark: Mark is absolutely fully capable

Mark:

Mark: Of changing his mind.

a literal conversation i heard on the bus
  • guy 1: yeah it's no problem homie
  • guy 2: u mean heteromie??
  • guy 1: what the fuck?
  • guy 2: heteromie. bc im not gay so we're heteromies. just two guys who r friends. u kno... bc homie sounds too similar to homo... no offence.
  • guy 1: jesus fucking christ rick just bc im gay doesn't mean u have to unnecessarily turn everything straight

Just the fact that Joker got all dressed up in the captain’s uniform just to scare the pilot only to have him be completely unimpressed.
At least he always comes to work with a smile.

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happy holidays, mysme fandom!

  • J Hope: V - was here. I can feel it.
  • Namjoon: What? He hasn't been here, has he?
  • J Hope: Smell that?
  • Namjoon: Smell what?
  • j Hope: The room - it smell like Chanel No. 5 and crazyness.
[3 am]
  • JH: …hey
  • SG: …what.
  • JH: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
  • SG: *sighs* Dude go to bed.
  • JH:
  • JH: …lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake.
  • SG: DUDE shut up.
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1x08 // 3x09

For @jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear

I saw your post earlier about not feeling so great :( so i told myself i soon as i get home i’mma draw you something and here it is.

I hope it makes you laugh. Truth be told Scarecrow can pull off a boa scarf quite well, i think it should be an accessory in the game he can hit you with XD