Sorry dear Anon ( and
@etstrubal for you too ofc :D), but did you really think that “IwaKyou” is going to get a serious answer from me? XD ……Didn’t think so. Here have some Kyoutani rebelling against the team-mom.
Our newbie Sorcerer didn’t understand when he was rolling his character (and he didn’t really want help) so he ended up with -1 Constitution and is now stuck with it. But I feel bad that I didn’t catch it so I’m making a magic item that gives him extra Constitution at the expense of some of his other stats.
“What is the item?” you ask. Let’s take a look, shall we?
Pants of Constitution
If you’re wearing these pants* in public, you’re a braver person than I am.
*Ask the Dm what they look like.
“What do these pants look like?” you may wonder. Well, these pants just happen to look like this-
what is UP you guys WOW SO NO SKILLS GOT A MUCH BIGGER RESPONSE THAN MY TINY SELF WAS EVEN READY FOR thank you SO SO much for the support i can’t tell you how unreal it is to receive praise from you guys i love u with all of my heart and soul i’m hoping i don’t disappoint u ANYWHO here is the next part to the muse series (part one and part two)
i live 4 the slow burn and i do not apologize for it but feel free to roast me
summary: wow! u got his name! what a name for such a cutie! let’s hope he calls… word count: 4506 I AM SO SORRY warnings: swearing is a given because i am too expressive, also i gotta warn you there is #texting and nothing is fucking harder to format than TEXTING IN A FIC so good luck pals i love u i’ll see you on the other side
Just picture Lance and Keith that have a slow burn getting into a relationship cause they’re saving the galaxy that takes time okay? But eventually they do get together and then a few years later when they finally defeat the Galra they get to go back home, Lance’s family is waiting for him and Keith gets super quiet cause no one is waiting for him like everyone else. But then Lance grabs his hand and marches over to his family and stops them before they can hug him or any anything and he points to Keith and says “This is Keith, my boyfriend that I love very much and has saved my ass more times than I can count. I hope you guys like him cause he’s family starting in about 1 minute.” And everyone kind of goes . . Okay . . 1 minute because … ?
And Keith is confused but then Lance turns to Keith and just drops to one knee and it takes a second but then it clicks and Keith starts tearing up. Lance pulls out a ring “will you be my rival forever and marry me?” Keith is laughing through happy tears and obviously agrees and sticks out his left hand and every one pauses. Cause how’s that ring going over Keith’s glove? The paladins have never seen him take them off unless he’s showering. Keith notices the problem and whips his glove off throwing it over his shoulder *and hitting Pidge in the face “HEY”* Lance puts his ring on Keith’s gloveless finger and everyone bursts into cheering as they kiss and hug. Keith is instantly swarmed by Lance’s family and gets so many hugs and kisses from his new family.
Hunk and Coran are sobbing on each other, Shiro is pretending not to cry Allura is jumping up and down and shaking Pidge side to side Pidge is just trying to stay on her feet and also thinking of all the embarrassing stories and photos she’s going to bring up at their wedding.
Keith never wears his gloves again, how else is he supposed to show off his ring?
I am so disturbed right now. I didn't know Dan Wooten had a tumblr but he's been lurking and following accounts ,probably trying to spy on fans for what they're saying or whatever. Most of us here are young adults who are also female and it is scares me to think this creepy tabloid scum bag like him are monitoring fans.He just followed a big Eleanor blog, he probably will follow some of you all next. I hate we have no safe place to talk about things anymore, he needs to log out and go to jail.
He has an official tumblr? Thanks for indicating the next step of the narrative in advance, you creepy, spineless excuse of a typer. If you’re lurking, I hope you get to see that our opinion of you coulnd’t be lower if we tried. Oh, and not only ours, all London thinks of you that way! But that I’m sure you already know :)
The Count was in the library, scanning through a few pages of a book when he felt someone bump into him, sending his book flying to the ground and him against the nearest bookshelf. Wincing slightly in pain, he glared up at the other who’d bumped into him.