Voltron Quotes Inspired by Shit My Friends Have Said
Lance: I’m garbage but like ~Gucci~ garbage. Like I’m dead and disgusting inside, but I’m still beautiful as fuck. Try me bitch, I can and will steal your man.
Hunk: I’m sad so I’m eating my feelings, but eating so much makes me more sad which just causes me to eat more DO YOU SEE MY DILEMMA?!
Allura: I’m growing out my hair in hopes that one day I can use it to strangle my enemies
Keith: Do you think anyone has ever tried to fuck a knife? Hey don’t give me that look just hear me out!!
Shiro: Stop calling me the dad of the group! I just want the sweet release of death, I can’t take care of you children!! I mean it, stop-alright yeah okay, I’m the dad. Sure whatever. Daddy needs a drink.
Pidge: You know what I wanna hear? Stephen Hawking talking dirty. What?! Technology is sexy, don’t kink shame me!
Coran: Have you ever been attracted to facial hair? Like sure that guy is cute, but his beard? …damn.
Slav: There’s a 47% probability that I’m pissing you off.
Zarkon: Oh god I hate them. Well, I don’t really hate them. I just want their cat. Do you think they’ll be pissed if I just stole it?
Lotor: If my hair gets messed up, I’m killing all of you and taking over the world. I spent three hours getting ready, and I will not hesitate to stab a bitch if they come too close.