i hella want to see this movie

ALRIGHT MY DUDES I’M NOT GONNA BORE YOU WITH THE RABBIT HOLE I WENT DOWN TO FIND THIS BUT JUST LOOK AT IRL KEITH

His name is Ernie Reyes Jr. but he played a character named Keno (KENO?? KEITH?? COINCIDENCE?? I THINK NOT) in the 1991 movie Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (again, don’t ask how I got here)

He’s a pizza delivery boy that gets caught up in turtle shenanigans and literally only exists for one movie but please just look at him.

The black t-shirt, the bright red jacket, tHE MULLET. Did I also mention he’s Filipino because I could go for some Filipino!Keith headcanons like sign me the fuck up

AND WHAT’S THIS??? Have you always wanted to know what Keith would look like reacting to meeting cryptids irl well HERE YOU FUCKING GO. THROWBACK TO THE OG CRYPTIDS OF MY CHILDHOOD: GIANT RATMAN AND HIS GREEN DISCIPLES

Here’s him ready to fight a bitch in a tank top because he loves fisticuffs and is a hella good martial artist. Within the first like four minutes of the movie, he sees these dudes robbing a store and goes up to them ALONE telling them “you’re under arrest” HOLDING A BUNCH OF PIZZAS and attempts to take all of them out alone. I mean he beats the shit out of them but like then a bunch more guys come running out and then he’s like oH SHIT I DIDNT THINK THIS THROUGH but luckily the turtles come to save his ass.

Did I also mention that out of all the turtles he is most similar to Raphael? The red turtle. The most impatient and impulsive turtle. Always ready to fight. PLEASE. Also Raphael doesn’t really like him at first but then Keno suggests he use himself as bait to find the baddies and suddenly Raphael is like “I hate to agree with him but he’s gotta point.” So even though Splinter is like “TOO DANGEROUS” the two of them break off from the rest of the team and do the mission anyways (um) and accidentally find The Big Bad™ (uM) and then get into hot shit (UM) and Raphael sacrifices himself for Keno (UMMMMMMMMMM). But don’t worry Keno brings everyone back to save him.

And then later there’s a scene where Splinter tries to teach him how to meditate but Keno physically can’t do it and runs off to fight instead because fuck patience he needs to kick something. Here’s this idiot literally back flipping onto the stage to fight Shredder one-on-one like wtf he’s so extra™

He also had an action figure even though he was only in one movie and HOLY SHIT THIS IS MORE KEITH LIKE THAN THE KEITH ACTION FIGURE????

In conclusion: WHAT THE FUCK WAS KEITH DOING WITH THE NINJA TURTLES IN 1991?? IDK BUT I FOUND HIM

Bonus: Keno sticking his leggy out

Monsta X Reacts too.......

Request: I was wondering if you could do a monsta x reaction to when the boys are a little too rough & end up making y/n bleed a little down there. They’re very apologetic & refuse to touch you after that even though y/n has said you enjoyed it. Kinda make a part 1 & 2 where the 2 is when y/n is sick of their behavior after a week (or two, your choice) & tell them again that you enjoyed it & love them with all your heart & other things that convince them that you’re fine & suggests to take it upstairs for a round

Sorry it took so long. Hella kinky shit is in here LOL. I dont know what came over me. SMUT SMUT HELLA SMUT

Part 2 (Maknae Line)

Part 1 (Hyung Line)

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GOT7~ First Kiss

Super fab Anon That Gives Me All The Love Asked: Omggggg a first kiss scenario pleaseeeee😍… you are my ultimate fave acc for real❣❣❣ ALL THE LOVE💜

A/N: You’re ideas are better than mine 😂😂 Mucho love, favorite anon 💜 Thank you for your patients btw


Im Jaebum

This fucker isn’t one to wait. When he wants something he is going to get it. I can see him being very forward about the kiss, like not aggressive but still obvious. He’d be gentle at first but then he’d get more passionate and pull you closer and closer. The kind of kiss that makes you want more ≧◡≦

Originally posted by igot7-love

“I know we’ve only been dating for a short amount of time but, I desperately want to kiss you right now.”

Mark Tuan

He’d be hella subtle. He would slowly get closer to you while you both talked or watched a movie and when you noticed how close he was, he’d see his chance. The kiss wouldn’t last too long but it’d still leave you both grinning messes.

Originally posted by j-miki

“That went better than expected.” 

Jackson Wang

Oh my shit. I can’t. He is too cute and precious. Jackson wouldn’t be shy about it until afterwards. He’d probs kiss your cheek playfully and then smile at you sweetly before laying a passionate kiss upon your lips. He’d get so giddy after you two broke apart like oml.

Originally posted by got7ish

“Ah! You’re such a good kisser, I’ve wanted to do that for a long time.”

Park Jinyoung

He’s the smooth dude, let’s be honest. You’d be on a date or something and he’d just randomly take you hands in his and tell you something that makes your heart flutter and then slowly lean in. The kiss would be slow and meaningful as his hand gripped you tighter.

Originally posted by got7gifs

“___ I’m falling in love with you. I don’t think you know how much you mean to me.”

Choi Youngjae

CUTE FLUFF BALL! 
Death.Error; Author is dying

OKAY! Let’s be real. Youngjae is so cute and innocent like oml. He would be hella nervous and I can see him just standing in front of you not knowing what to do. In his head he’d be giving himself a pep-talk but eventually he’d probably just kiss you without thinking about it. After a second or two he’d relax into the kiss and it’d just come naturally. Nevertheless, afterwards he’d get super shy.

Originally posted by ithadtobeyouforever

“I’m sorry, I- Uh; It wasn’t suppose to happen like that.”

BamBam

Guys, his ego is higher than his spiked hair during the debut.
He’d have no problem kissing you. Like Jaebum, he wouldn’t want to wait and he’d become impatient. The kiss would probably last longer than it should have but neither of you would care, both wanting more.

Originally posted by jypnior

“Damn, I should have done that sooner.”

Kim Yugyeom

FML!
Author is dying again; ERROR! SEND HALP!

This shithead would go over the top. Everything would have to be perfect for this moment. Although, knowing him and his luck, something would go wrong and his confidence would wither away as he goes back to being shy and flustered. Upon hearing your encouraging voice, he would just kiss you bc he was tired of waiting and he loved liked you a lot.

Originally posted by incessantcomposition

“This was suppose to work out differently.”


(☞゚ヮ゚)☞ Requests open for got7 ☜(゚ヮ゚☜)
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anonymous asked:

michael x reader maybe?

who hogs the duvet: Y/N. Michael is just always warm, so he doesn’t mind.

who texts/rings to check how their day is going: Michael, and he usually does it in the form of really dumb yet cute memes.

who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts: Y/N (but she usually gets help from Jeremy shush)    

who gets up first in the morning: Michael. He doesn’t get out of bed, but he does get up first. He kinda just lays there, looking over at Y/N and smiling. 

who suggests new things in bed: Michael. He knows about a LOOOT of things, and likes to test them out every now and then with Y/N

who cries at movies: Both of them. They both sob in practically every movie they watch. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 was particularly heartbreaking.

who gives unprompted massages: Michael. Y/N gets super stressed from the work for her double degree, so Michael makes it his aim to surprise her with massages. It works.

who fusses over the other when they’re sick: Y/N. It’s rare that Michael gets sick, but when he does Y/N hardly leaves him alone. (He loves it)

who gets jealous easiest: Y/N, surprisingly. If someone so much as looks at Michael with more than friendly intent, Y/N zooms over to Michael and just latches onto him, and doesn’t leave until the other person is gone.

who has the most embarrassing taste in music: Michael, all the way. This boy loves not only Bob Marley, but also Mariah Carey, and for some reason, the Jonas Brothers. Y/N never lets him live it down.

who collects something unusual: Y/N. She loves buying those giant movie posters from the cinemas. Michael has no clue why, but he lets her buy them happily.

who takes the longest to get ready: Y/N. Michael sometimes just randomly joins her in the shower bc he knows if he doesn’t, he won’t get a shower.

who is the most tidy and organised: Michael. Alas, his girlfriend is the opposite of tidy and organised, and it kills Michael.

who gets most excited about the holidays: They’re both excitable puppies when it comes to the holidays. They go all out for Halloween. A small child once cried when she saw their house and costumes.

who is the big spoon/little spoon: They switch it up, bc Michael is so soft and constantly warm, but he also really loves being held by Y/N. 

who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports: Michael. Playing any kind of game with him is a gamble, bc he can get so violent my God.

who starts the most arguments: Michael, but they’re mostly really dumb arguments when he’s hella stoned.

who suggests that they buy a pet: Y/N. She wants a dog, but Michael is allergic, so they buy a parrot instead. They teach it to talk, and it’s the coolest thing. It’s name is Zelda.

what couple traditions they have: They have an annual Mario Kart competition, with Jake and Rich, Brooke and Chloe, and Jeremy and Christine. Jenna is invited as well. They also see whatever Marvel movie is out on their birthday (if there’s no Marvel, they settle for DC).

what tv shows they watch together: I feel like they watch The Bachelor/Bachelorette to poke fun at just how wild it is (Michael actually gets really invested in it after a few episodes).

what other couple they hang out with: Jeremy and Christine. Obviously Jeremy is Michael’s best friend, and they love going on double dates with their beautiful girlfriends. (Y/N and Christine just exchange funny stories about the boys the entire time).

how they spend time together as a couple: They absolutely adore just lying down on the couch and cuddling up together, before chatting about their day (bc Y/N is at college a lot, and Michael works, they don’t really get to see each other all day)

who made the first move: Michael, and he did it with this absolutely adorable video game themed Prom-posal. Y/N said yes immediately.

who brings flowers home: Y/N. She just leaves them on the table in a vase, knowing that Michael gets home before her and will find them.

who is the best cook: Y/N usually cooks dinners. However, Michael is an incredible baker. (He took it up when he was high one time, and actually really enjoyed it.)

Biniamino Marquez!! MANUEL GETS A FIRST NAME THIS TIME!! 👏🏻👏🏻

Narcissa and Draco fanfic???

YALL IS NASTY 

So I was on my computer one day (5 minutes ago) and I was like “I want to see if there’s any scenes with Narcissa and Draco in Harry Potter. Truth be told i’ve only watched the 1st 2nd 3rd 4th & 6th harry potter movies and have really faint memories of watching the 6th one because I’m always rereading the book series. I probably have read the series 100 times by now. BUT I wanted to see who played Narcissa and what she looked like. So I search up Draco and Narcissa and I SEEEE “DRACO AND NARCISSA FANFIC.” AND I STOP AND LOOSE MY SHIT. WTF IS THIS INCEST BULLSHIT, THEY ARE SON AND MOTHER. YALL IS NASTY. So out of curiousty i press it because who woulden’t i mean it would be a hella good story to tell my grandkids. So I press it and FUCJING SEE ITS LITERLLY A FAN FICTION ABOUT DRACO AND HIS MOM FUCKING IN A BATH TUB AND I ALMOST PUKED FHIRUWHFIUfbwe WHAT IN THE WORLD. IM DONE WITH HTHIS SAD AS FUCKING BULLSHIT STUUFf. DONT EVER COME AT BE WITH SOME DRACO X NARCISSA BULLSHIT MY MIND IS SCARED. SATAN HAS FUCKING BURNED ME WITH THY FLAMES OF HELL, JESUS HELP ME PLEASE 

I don’t fucking care (Peter Parker x Reader)

Request: Hi! I don’t know if you do song request imagines but if you do I was hoping you could do one based off the song Closer by The Chainsmokers FT Halsey or Idfc by Blackbear. If you don’t that’s okay just wanted to see cuz your my fav spiderman blog! Lol sorry if this was weird! by @always-panicking

Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmWBphAf72g https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR7-n-D2HhA (acoustic)

A/N: I totally loved writing this one. Hope you like this!! 


You looked at Peter, who had just entered his bedroom through his window. You had sent him a message minutes ago telling him you were waiting for him there, since you were supposed to have a movie night together at 10pm, and five hours later, you were still waiting.
You wanted to be mad -he had been ditching you repeatedly lately, not telling you where he was. You had always told him everything -that’s what best friends were for. There was only one secret you were keeping from him -the fact that you loved him; and that was something you weren’t planning on telling him soon.

Tell me pretty lies,
look me in the face,
tell me that you love me,
even if it’s fake,
cause I don’t fucking care at all…

You wanted him to tell you that he loved you. You wanted him to tell you he wanted to be with you, even if you knew that wasn’t going to happen.
‘’Peter,’’ you said, worried ‘’are you okay?’’
He nodded and smiled softly, leaving his backpack inside his wardrobe.
‘’Yeah’’ he told you. ‘’I was just out doing some shopping. You know Aunt May doesn’t like it when the fridge is empty and she would kill me if I hadn’t gone out’’ he said, stuttering.
You knew he was lying -it was 3am, and May didn’t actually care about the fridge. You didn’t want to fight, though, so you said nothing.

You’ve been out all night,
I don’t know where you’ve been,
you’re slurring all your words,
not making any sense,
but I don’t fucking care at all…

‘’Yeah, I know’’ you whispered softly. You wanted him to trust you, but you didn’t want to force him to tell you what was going on, although you thought you knew.

‘Cause I have hella feelings for you,
I act like I don’t fucking care,
like they ain’t even there…
'Cause I have hella feelings for you,
I act like I don’t fucking care,
'cause I’m so fucking scared…

I’m only a fool for you,
and maybe you’re too good for me.
I’m only a fool for you,
but I don’t fucking care, at all…

You didn’t want to ruin your friendship by telling him how you felt. He was perfect -funny, handsome, kind, intelligent. You were just you. His best friend. He would always see you as that, no matter how hard you tried.
He walked to the couch, putting on a movie, not paying attention to the time it was.
‘’You’ve been with her, haven’t you?’’ you asked as he sat next to you, not being able to contain yourself any longer.
He had been telling you about how Liz Allan had been taking to him for months, how he thought she was the prettiest girl ever. You had always tried to ignore it, but it still hurt.

And you’ve been out all night,
I don’t know where you’ve been,
you’re probably getting fucked, you’re probably getting head…
And I don’t fucking care at all…

‘’What do you mean?’’ he asked you, furrowing his brows.
‘’With Liz’’ you told him, making you sound obvious. ‘’I’m not stupid, Peter’’ you whispered, trying not to sound hurt. ‘’I know you’ve been with her. You have been talking about her for months. I know what’s going on. I’m just hurt that you didn’t tell me.’’
‘’I don’t understand’’ he said, sounding confused. ‘’Tell you what?’’
You grew frustrated -was he doing this on purpose to hurt you?
‘’That you have been sleeping with her, Peter!’’ you shouted, not containing your anger any longer. ‘’Do you think I didn’t realize? I may not have the best GPA, but I’m not oblivious to the world around me. At least not as oblivious as others’’ you said, looking at him, trying to get him to notice the way your eyes showed love even if you were mad at him.
He opened his eyes and mouth wide, looking like a fish out of the water.
‘’You think…’’ he started. ‘’You think I’m sleeping with her?’’
‘’I know you are sleeping with her, Peter’’ you said. ‘’I’m not stupid.’’
‘’But I am not sleeping with her’’ he told you. ‘’I wish I could just tell you the truth, but I can’t. I’m sorry, [Y/N].’’
You wanted to punch him, to scream at him. You just wanted him to realize how much he was hurting you. Did you believe him? Yes. You had no reason not to. But if he wasn’t sleeping with her, what was he doing every night?
‘’You know what, Peter?’’ you asked him. ‘’I have only kept one secret from you in my whole life,’’ you said, getting up from the couch and picking up your stuff ‘’and I did it because I didn’t want to ruin our friendship; but if you are going to be keeping things from me, I guess there is no friendship any longer, so I can tell you my big secret’’ you told him, tears in your eyes, your voice breaking. He looked at you, not understanding where you were going. ‘’I love you’’ you told him. ‘’I always have. I love the way you furrow your brows when you don’t understand something, or the way you mess your hair when you are frustrated. I love the way you smile when you do something right, or the way you hold my hand to help me relax. I love everything about you, and I’m tired of you not trusting me enough to tell me what the fuck is going on. I have hella feelings for you. I act like I don’t fucking care, like they aren’t even there, and I do it for you. I’m always so fucking scared. I’m only a freaking fool for you, and you are just… You are too good for me. I don’t fucking care anymore. Whenever you decide to trust me again, look for me, because I don’t fucking care about anything anymore’’ you told him before leaving his house and closing the door with a bang, not caring about the fact that it was 3am, walking home with a broken heart and a gone best friend.

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: galavant is the best thing that has happened to me and I will legit cry if I don't get a third season I mean I honestly didn't expect a second season and yet here we are I'm surprised too that being said you can't give me the world and then take it away nope nope nope this cannot be it's this perfect little gem of a show and I need more I need a flashback of gal and isabella's wedding reception and oh my god MADALENA IS ON SOME MALEFICENT SHIT GODDESS YASSS but no gareth baby no your heart was broken :( go find madalena and save her from herself and omg galavant is your name gary honestly gary wow no I need this stupid silly show to save my soul and king richard is the CUTEST THING EVER??? HE DIDN'T GET MAD AT GARETH FOR ANYTHING HE JUST MISSED HIM PRECIOUS BABY and roberta and him are together and she didn't go to spinster island with a cat yes thank you but is she the queen now I need to know more about her who are you roberta and tad cooper TAD FUCKING COOPER IS A DRAGON WE HAVE A DRAGON like okay it literally was a bearded dragon but it breathes fucking fire now I'm so happy and I will not be if the last lines of the show are "I have a dragon" no no no you have a dragon but nOW WHAT TELL ME MORE ugh is it my fault they aired it during grease live and people didn't see it why did you want to watch grease live grease recorded was terrible because grease was a terrible movie no do not cancel this lovely show that is PURE JOY of originality because it was pitted up against another musical because galavant is better I promise don't do this to me ABC gala-can't okay please give it one more season please I know they hinted that it could continue but I really need it to continue you don't understand I need that jester singing and recapping the show hella voice jesus I need to know whether sid is gay or not and his bromance with gareth I need more of that and CHEF AND GWYNNE WHAT HAPPENED TO CHEF AND GWYNNE AND THEIR FUCKED UP CUTE AS HELL ROMANCE I NEED TO KNOW I need more tongue in cheek lyrics oh my god the songs if they get renewed again it need that sass I need more game of thrones references crazy ex girlfriend can't be the only primetime musical don't give up on galavant plz help send help I will not be okay if this is over alan menken what have you done you couldn't own me with disney alone you just made me love you even more didn't you I just I need this show please take my money give me more galavant god bless galavant galavant galAVANT GALLLLLAAAAAVANNNNTTT
Protect You (Nico Hischier)

Request: Girl there’s like no Nico Hischier imagines on here, you are a life saver legit. Would you mind writing one about him where you watch a scary movie together? Thanks!!!

A/N: Ain’t that the truth. (I might have creeped a bit to see what Nico imagines were out there and I got nothing. And he’s such a cutie too. Shame) So this one is super short and I’m hella sorry for that. 

PSA: I am so down to write more about this boy.

Word Count: 806 (sad face)


“Come on (Y/N), will you please watch it with me?” Nico, your boyfriend of almost 6 months asked for the tenth time today. “I don’t know why you don’t want to spend time with me.”

“Nico, I’ve told you I don’t like scary movies.” You sighed. “It’s not that I don’t want to spend time with you. I do. You know I do. But I won’t sleep for at least a week.”

“Baby, I wouldn’t let anything happen to you.” You had to admit, he was adorable when he was begging.

“I know you wouldn’t let anything happen to me physically. I’m talking about nightmares.” You shrug. “And unless you’re psychic and didn’t tell me, there isn’t anything you can do about those.”

“OK, I’ll drop it.”

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anonymous asked:

aw chase and bing would be very cute together. chase is hella sweet but also I see him as having anxiety and bing helps calm him down.

totally! like it depends on the day for chase. sometimes he wakes up feeling happy as a clam and ready to do some sick tricks for his youtube channel. and there are other times when he just wants to stay in bed all day and thinks about how everything went wrong that lead to the divorce.

but bing makes sure to help cheer him up when he can, supplying endless amount of memes, popcorn and a movie, and making sure to bring chase’s hat back should he forget it over at bing’s house. 💙

Few Hours Later (Hella Pics)

Andrea: Where is this boy? He knows I do start movies without him!

Jake: Yes I know this Drea.

He jumps over the couch and kisses her on the cheek. She frowns as he puts his arms around her while he has a joint in his hand.

Jake: So I see we are watching Deadpool huh.

Andrea: Yep.

Jake see’s Andrea grimacing.

Jake: Andrea what’s-

She cuts him off.

Andrea: You know whats wrong

She says while looking at the joint in his hand. 

Jake: Drea relax its not like it’s doing any harm to you. 

Andrea: Well I don’t want that thing in my face.

saying this while trying to move away and watch the movie at the same time.

Andrea: Jake have you been anywhere lately?

Jake looks at her with his glazed over eyes 

Jake: Nah. Just been at work and making business deals.

*Buzzz* *Buzz* Andrea looked at her phone and saw she had an text from a number she didn’t know.

She looks at her phone and this is what happens.

Andrea sees the pic of him and looks straight up at Jake to see is is focused on the movie.

Andrea moves away somewhat unnoticeable to go back to the conversation.

Jake: Uhm why are you all the way over there?

He give her a funny look. While trying to look at her phone.

Andrea Snaps.

Andrea: Because you had that damn joint up in my face like I said before! 

Everything went silent but the sound of the tv.

All Andrea could think about was how for the second time again, she didn’t even get his name.

Reaction Two: Surprise Party

ESSENTIALLY: They’re planning a surprise party for you and are being very secretive about it, spending more time away to get it planned and everything. You’re beginning to worry and wonder if they’re seeing someone else on the side.

P-Goon - When you try to go to him about it, I feel like he’ll try to explain the best he can while not giving the real secret away. If you still don’t believe him, he’ll try to get the others to speed up the preps while he spends some time with you doing whatever, really. When you see the surprise party, however, I’d imagine he’d be all happy about it, smiling and more energized.

Hojoon - I see him as the type to sort of turn into mush when he sees how upset you are. He’ll reassure you by saying he’s just working more on practices and such, and he’d take a couple hours off on prepping everything to lay with you for a while and watch a movie or play video games or something. He’s content with whatever you want to do with him to keep your trust.

Sangdo - He gets hella upset when you confront him about it. He honestly takes it a little personally when you voice your theory. He’s upset for a bit, but then you’d get hella kisses and cuddles while he tries to reassure you. I feel like there’s a chance he’d let the surprise slip, but he’d try hard to keep it in so he can see your genuine look when the party comes.

Nakta - I take it he’d be a bit bothered when he finds he’s losing your trust, but he’d still be level-headed. He’ll try and be very rational about it and explain that you’ll know why soon. You’re going around confused and still a little worried for the next couple days until he takes you to the party and shows you what he’s been doing. He can’t really help but smile when he sees how surprised you are.

Hansol - I think he, like Sangdo, would get hella upset when you voice your concerns. He tries his best to come up with an excuse, and tbh it might sound a little weak, which might spark a fight between you two. If you catch him during a mood swing, the argument could get pretty heated, and I feel like he might let it slip if it gets to a heavy point.

B-Joo - One of the saltiest, I think. He doesn’t understand why you’d think he’d cheat on you, but he’s hurt. I feel like he’s not that good at keeping secrets since he’s so loud and energized tbh so he’ll probably accidentally tell you at some point just because he forgot that it was supposed to be a surprise??

Xero - He takes it to heart, but he’ll try to reassure you the best he can. Esp if it’s around your birthday, he’ll just play it off as looking for some aesthetic af outfits for you both to wear when the day comes. He’ll take off as much time as he thinks he needs to cuddle with you.

A-Tom - He doesn’t seem bothered when you ask him about it, but on the inside he’s totally panicking and wondering where he went wrong in the process of planning your party. I feel like he’d beg his hyungs to finish preparing while he tries to cuddle with you.

Yano - He’s super salty that you’d even begin to think that he’d cheat on you. He’s all frowns and pouts and might be pretty petty about it. He’s still upset, however, and he’ll try and rush to set up the party, forgetting something like balloons or streamers in the process since he just wants you to trust him again.

anonymous asked:

Being the "uncle" of Blackout, I want to ask for advice. I noticed that you are a pretty strong defender of women. I want to know how exactly would you approach someone you're interested in on public transportation. What if you see a really hot girl, and you want to at least try to grab a movie with her?

Ha. The Uncle of Blackout. lol.

Well… if we’re being honest, I’m actually awkward around women. I can tell you stories like the one time I purposed to a celebrity. I was 18 at the time, but you know… how often you get to meet Monica Arnold? Don’t get me started on one of my former clients… an exotic poet that when I met in person, I couldn’t speak for 15 minutes. She thought it was hella cute (I didn’t.).

Anyways, I guess I have some knowledge I can part with. You’re going to be disappointed tho.

I can’t tell you exactly how to pick up women! Well, okay, I can, but it’s not straightforward! There’s really no secrets because nowadays, I can connect with people really, really quick… to the point that I have to turn down the flames a bit. 

Alright, enough chatter. Here’s the scoop…

I would do something to show that I’m harmless and say the words “but of course you can reject me.”

Think about it… what’s the one thing we fear? Rejection! I get rejected all the time, in all shapes and forms. So, I fear rejection the most! Well, if you have a choice to accept or reject, would it make it easier? It means “this person will accept whatever I give them.” 

Well, what if instead of all the fancy pickup lines, and trying to make the situation dramatically cute, you just be yourself, say you would like to get to know her better, but time is obviously limited and end it by saying “but you’re free to not accept”. 

This way, it’s up to her. Matter of fact, by giving her a choice, she might actually let her guard down just long enough to talk to her. And if you do, lucky you! If she rejects you, just say “well, thanks for listening and I hope you have a good day” and then sit back down, and go on like her choice didn’t bother you.

Sometimes, they might actually like that it was a real choice and they may reconsider. But don’t hold on to that hope. Just let it go and you’ll be sincere if they do!

Always give her a choice. 

Ask her “so should I DM you on social media or a phone number?” “Should I text you or call you?” “Am I free to call you or do you want to call me first?” Give her the controls. Let her decide. Do it willingly. 

Avoid making 1st date plans. This is a bus/train and so on… unless it’s a long trip and she puts away her device or book. If she puts them away, it clearly means she’s interested in you to the point that she rather talk than be distracted. Take the chance and go with the flow! 

Make sure you’re comfortable and you’re not doing anything that would send a red flag. 

You don’t want to be uncomfortable. So make sure you’re not uncomfortable. If you are, then don’t do it.

If you’re an introvert, plan to spend some energy in asserting yourself.

It will be an interesting story later. But you’ll never get to later if you don’t do it now. 

Make sure she’s safe.

Make sure it’s in a neutral zone, a place where she feels safe. Also, make sure it’s a good time. Here’s a hint, if it’s sunny out, then chances are, it’s a good time. If it’s night time, make sure it’s well-lit and people are around. 

Unless you know for sure, don’t get off at the same stop.

If you do make one of these quick moves, make sure to ask her if she’s getting off the “next stop”. If she says what stop she’s getting off of and it’s not in your way, good. If it is in your way, let her know. That way, this will decreases the red flags.

If you forgot to ask her and she’s getting off at the same stop, stay on and get off at the next stop. If the next stop is too far, go in the opposite direction until she’s out of sight. Or, just stand about and wait as if you’re trying to transfer until she’s gone. 

This is an annoying step, but you decided to move on a person. Make sure she doesn’t regret talking with you. 

So to sum it up, from the time you speak to her from the time she’s out of your sight, she must always have a choice and must feel safe, even when she rejects you.

That way, you are more open to surprises in your life.

P.S. - if it’s the opposite and they are flirting with you and you want to make sure, go to them and say “I’m lousy at hints. Are you flirting with me?” If they say “yes”… by all means… profit. 

P.P.S. - Also, this is not a definite guide. I’m not responsible for your chance-taking. It’s your life. Do what you think is right, but make sure it’s right to everyone. Personal space should always be respected!

Samurai jack shitpost (Cause I'm legit bored and I wanted to get this idea out)
  • *Aku dropping Ashi off at a movie theater*
  • Ashi: Hey dad can I borrow some money so I can get me and Jack some tickets?
  • Aku: Now sweetie, that Samurai is a money sucking scoundrel, if he truly loved you, he'd pay for the tickets himself.
  • Aku, thinking to himself: When she sees that Jack can't pay for the tickets, she'll lose all faith in him! *Evil laugh*
  • *Jack ends up buying the tickets even though they're hella expensive.*
  • Aku: ...
  • Aku, driving away: I'll be back Samurai you'll see!
  • Also Aku, probably: Have fun sweetie! Make sure to make it back by 10!

bi-gone-rogue  asked:

Heya gabi! Sooo I'm currently talking Carmilla movie theories with my best friend, and I was wondering what your thoughts were??? Like is there a certain story you kinda want to see?? (I mean other then the much needed sex scene) Oh and love your blog. Your hella awesome!!!!

Kind of story hmmm.  I really don’t know actually bc I’d be happy as long as it’s hollstein focussed :3  

  • One thing I hope that’s ~casually~ mentioned is how Laura and Carmilla got together the first time.  
  • Carmilla calling Laura by her name or her usual terms of endearment (cupcake, creampuff etc etc etc.) 
  • I’d really like pictures of them and trinkets around their apartment from the webseries.  
  • Laura still vlogging and greeting her viewers
  • I guess just mentioning stuff they’ve done in the past 5 years too.
  • Using the word “girlfriend” or fiancee or wife

I have more on my mind but I don’t want to get too carried away LMAO.

daughterofwrathandruin  asked:

Hi, I’m researching some magical abilities based on the signs, but the answers are varying so I was wondering if you could give me a personal evaluation based on your knowledge? (P.S I LOVE your blog and posts. Please keep making such amazing post they are so inspirational)

Oh gosh, that’s an interesting question. I’ll do the best I can to give you some ideas. 

Edit: I never meant this post to get long, but as you can see with every sign the paragraph gets longer, I got more into thinking it and over thinking it and it just got carried away… and by the time I realized it, it was too late to delete everything and make things shorter and to the point XD. 

Firstly, though, I think the easiest way is to look at their elements, and what those elements represent. Fire would be offensive, Earth defensive, Water healing, and Air would be stealth. Though all four can be as destructive as they are constructive. 

So here are some ideas based off of that, for each sign.

  1. Aries: Symbol is the Ram. Element is Fire. Planet is Mars, also known as the Roman god of War (Greek: Ares - i mean obviously). Aries are known for being headstrong leaders, stubborn, love a good challenge, and are genuinely energetic. A magical ability for an Aries should have something to do with energy and strength, something that’s used to attack more than defend. Off the top of my head, I immediately think of a pyromaniac, someone like Natsu from Fairy Tail, if you’ve ever watched it. 

  2. Taurus: Symbol is the Bull. Element is Earth. Planet is Venus, also known as the Roman goddess of Love (Greek: Aphrodite). Taurus are known for being reliable and steadfast, hella stubborn, and relatively patient and docile until provoked and in which case they explode. A magical ability for a Taurus would have something to do with both offensive and defensive, because Taurus want to protect whats theirs, but arent afraid to fight and attack either. Off the top of my head, I think of trees, they’re sturdy and safe and strong, but if you’re able to control the branches and roots, I can see them doing a lot of damage. Something like Maleficent in the movie Maleficent, where she makes that wall of thorns.

  3. Gemini: Symbol are the Twins. Element is Air. Planet is Mercury, also known as the Roman god of Messengers, Travel, Trade, Thieves, and a few other things (Greek: Hermes). Gemini are notorious for having a ‘split personality’, and are fickle minded and can’t see things through to the end. But they’re still very endearing, charismatic, and have a way with words. A magical ability for them would definitely be something unconventional and break morality barriers, meaning it could be used for something blatant good or blatant evil, or at least they have no qualms with switching their use for it. Off the top of my head, I can think of a ‘change of heart’ kind of thing. Like manipulating someone’s mind and controlling them to be put on their side. Like the Imperius Curse in Harry Potter, or the actual ‘Change of Heart’ Yu Gi Oh card. 

  4. Cancer: Symbol is the Crab. Element is Water. “Planet” is the Moon, also seen as Luna, the Roman goddess representation of the Moon (Greek: Selene). Cancer is seen as super sensitive, but also very protective, like the crab. Hard and dangerous on the outside, and soft and fragile on the inside. They are a homebody, and love comfort and are typically see as the “The Mother” of the Zodiac signs. A magical ability for them would have to be something much more softer yet powerful. Maternal figures are the most ferocious species on the planet, so the magical ability for a cancer should appear like it’s not much, but when used properly it is probably the most powerful ability that one could possess, but can only be used for the most dire of consequences. Off the top of my head, I think of the power of Light; like the light of the moon, it lights up the darkness and protects you from things lurking in the dark. I immediately think of Galadriel and the light of Eärendil’s star from the Hobbit and Lord of the Rings. 

  5. Leo: Symbol is the Lion. Element is Fire. “Planet” is the Sun, also seen as the Roman solar deity Sol, personification of the Sun (Greek: Helios). Like most fire signs, they are very arrogant, and love to be in the centre of attention. They’re born leaders, but are also hot-headed, easily jealous, and don’t like to be in the background. I usually see every single main character in an action and adventure as a leo. A magical ability for them would be offensive and defensive, and not subtle. I think a Leo would do all they could to have as much power as possible, but in things like stealth and healing, they lack the grace and patience for. They’d want to be show-offy, so something that would inspire a lot of awe and get a lot of attention. I immediately think of physical strength, like Hercules, Superman, but also a good fighter like Wonder Woman and an almost unlimited amount Stamina and willpower. 

  6. Virgo: Symbol is the Virgin. Element is Earth. Planet is Mercury, the same as Gemini. Virgo as implied by the Virgin symbol is very conservative, meaning not that they’re prudish, but they are fixed on their views of usually modesty, dignity, and grace. They’re organized, and like everything neat and tidy and nothing in disarray. They’re very intellectual, methodical, and prefer facts over fiction. A magical ability for Virgo, I think would be more scientific and would have to be more of a craft, in my opinion. So for example, an Alchemy is a good idea for a Virgo, as there are rules in Alchemy, and it’s logical, but still considered ‘magical’ given what it could do. Alchemy could be used to heal, to poison, or achieve things such as turning iron into gold, or immortality (as mythology says). I immediately think about the Harry Potter universe, and how there is somewhat science behind their magic, especially in potions. Hermione is a Virgo, and a good example of what I’m thinking about. 

  7. Libra: Symbol is the Scales. Element is Air. Planet is Venus, the same as Taurus. As the scales imply, Libra’s strive for fairness and what is right. They’re diplomatic, political, and want justice. They’re also considered pretty charismatic and idealistic. A magical ability for Libra would have to be something that isn’t very destructible, but still dangerous if used in the wrong way. So something subtle, and could ultimately affect outcomes rather than inflict damage or defend people per say. Since they’re an air element, like Gemini, they’re ever changing, so they could very well use their abilities vindictively should something happen that weighs in the balance of their needs over the needs of everyone else. I immediately think about telepathy, like Professor Xavier from X Men. Being able to read people’s minds, see the truth, their past, their dreams, and their nightmares.

  8. Scorpio: Symbol is the Scorpion. Element is Water. Planet is Pluto, otherwise known as the Roman God of Wealth and the Underworld (Greek: Hades), and Mars, the same as Aries. Scorpios are magnetic and mysterious, and have a reputation of being tall dark and broody. People really like Scorpio’s, and I think it’s because they’re confident and relaxed in their skin, and are very passionate to an almost poetic point. And honestly? Everyone loves a badboy who has depth, like the water element that it is. Easily, Scorpio will have a offensive and defensive magical ability, something that could cause physical harm but mental harm as well, and like the venom in the Scorpion’s stinger, it’s a slow pain and/or death. Protective and dangerous as they are, I imagine their magical ability is more or less the kind that you can’t go back from. Attack a scorpio, and you’d be lucky to come back slightly sane and a little injured. I immediately think of vampires when I think of Scorpio, especially “glamouring” (example: Tru Blood), and how people are drawn to Vampires because of their irresistibility which is actually one of their abilities. However, I think of others, such as Itachi Uchiha from Naruto, and his Sharingan and how he uses it as an illusion and a form of punishment. I’m also reminded of the character Copperhead from Batman, and how she(or he in comics) uses poison to slowly kill her enemies and make them hallucinate. 

  9. Sagittarius: Symbol is the Centaur Archer. Element is Fire. Planet is Jupiter, otherwise known as the Roman God of the Sky and of Man (Greek: Zeus). Sagittarius are athletic and adventurous, just as much as they are intellectual and curious. They don’t like to stay idle, they like being wild and free and doing what they please. So their magical ability would be a hyperactive one, one that has a lot of energy and hard to ignore or avoid. Despite them being a fire element, the first thing I think of is something that is electric and fast, and that’s probably because their planet is Jupiter. That being said, something to do with speed and electricity would be perfect for the Sagittarius. Of course, I immediately think of the Flash and Quicksilver, someone with super speed. But on the other hand, a lightning user also comes to mind: Livewire from DC, Shazam from Justice League, Azula from The Last Airbender, Laxus Dreyar from Fairy Tail. To name a few. 

  10. Capricorn: Symbol is the Goat. Element is Earth. Planet is Saturn, otherwise known as the Roman God and Titan of agriculture, time, and liberation (Greek: Cronus). Capricorns are authoritative signs, and is considered the “Father” of the Zodiac signs, opposite to that of Cancer, and therefore people say the best marriages come from Cancer and Capricorns because they perfectly balance each other. Capricorn hold a lot of traits that are similar to Virgo and Scorpio. They are shrewd, but practical and responsible, and incredibly smart, but they don’t brag or show off, so they are very low key and work behind curtains. A magical ability of a Capricorn is difficult, and I had to give it a lot of thought, but the only thing I can come with is having a power with multiple possibilities. Something, like I said with Virgo, that had a little bit of logic and work behind it. So, sorcery. Thinking of people like Merlin, Gandalf, but especially who I immediately thought of was Doctor Strange from Marvel. 

  11. Aquarius: Symbol is the Water Bearer. Element is Air. Planet is Uranus, otherwise known as the Greek God and Personification of the sky (Roman: Caelus). Aquarius is probably the most unique of all the signs, because they’re so incredibly idealistic that many people have a hard time understanding them. They have a reputation of having their head in the clouds, and come off as aloof or detached, but that’s because they’re too busy living in their own world, sort to speak. They pay a lot of attention to things that many would over look, and they are the first person to speak out against something that is morally wrong. This sign is hard, and I had to do a lot of brainstorming of what their magical ability could be. It could be as simple as the ability to fly, maybe they have wings, but it could be something more intense like illusions. Weather manipulation, or teleportation? An interesting ability could be a time traveller. Most of Aquarius’ magical possibilities would stem from away from offensive or defensive, but rather be something as a tool that you wouldn’t see them use in battle, not always practically. Thinking of people that could fit the suggestions above, someone like Doctor Who or Rip Hunter while both don’t actually have the ability to travel through time they have devices that help them to. However, one character that I know that embodies the ability to pause, rewind, go forward and teleport by himself would be Hiro from Heroes. I wish I could be a little more help on Aquarius, but that’s all I can think of. 

  12. Pisces: Symbol are the Pair of Fish. Element is Water. Planet is Neptune, otherwise known as the Roman god of the Sea (Greek: Poseidon). Pisces are super sensitive and emotional, and the most idealistic of the water signs. However they are very compassionate, empathetic, and generous. I can think of two magical abilities that a pisces might have that would fit its character. The first would play by how they are intuitive, empathetic, and willing to help others, so they can be easily a psychic, medium, or use the power of empathy on those. I can’t think of an example of someone like this off the top of my head, but I know someone using this power where they dump memories into someone’s head and that person immediately knows and understands after they mentally gone through everything that another person went through. Or, they could be like mermaids, and use the power of the Siren’s Song, and luring people by their voice or even sexuality, which can be a magical ability if you count vampires, mermaids, sirens, and even witches who’ve done it in mythology and stories. Overall, though, I think a magical ability of a pisces would do more emotional impact, a defensive ability, but also one that has potential to heal. Or if you want to take it easy, they could manipulate water. Don’t have examples for these, because I figured they’re pretty straight foreword. 


WELL that took all day to answer, and I’m super sorry about that. Literary essay. I got carried away. So…I hope that you got something out of this fucking long ass answer XD. 

anonymous asked:

If Disney was smart they would have the next Descendants movie solely focus on Uma and her gang. Nearly every review of Descendants 2 talked about how China's performance elevated the movie and said she was the highlight of it. (She got the best songs, too, IMHO.)

Honestly Mal’s story is over for me unless they actually give her some character development. Actually scratch that. If Mal’s storyline doesn’t involve her apologizing to Uma and trying to make amends then I don’t want to see her on my screen tbh. (lbr that’s hella wishful thinking). 

I would love for Uma and her peeps to be the main focus of D3 (I’m not even speculating that there will be a D3 at this point. We all know Disney is gonna do it because the movies are money makers.) Like give me a plot where Uma and her crew are front and center and not unjustly made to look like the unreasonable villains for refusing to be anything but loyal to the ultimate cause. But also give me a plot where Uma and her crew are kept in character (and ya know HUMA because I’m tired of these bland ass relationships taking over my screen.)