i heard you like gravity battles

The signs as out-of-context things I've heard at school: Part 3
  • Aries: "i'm peachy keen and ducky with a dash of tired"
  • Taurus: "i ate your souvenir. i ate everyone"
  • Gemini: "why do i have the feeling my tiny little clown car is airborne?"
  • Cancer: "oh fudge"
  • Leo: *drops pencil by accident* "uhhh... at least gravity still works!*
  • Virgo: "i already finished my homework because i'm not a lazyass like you!"
  • Libra: *synchronized moaning with the person next to them*
  • Scorpio: "so who do you think fired the first shot in the Battle of Lexington and Concord?" "HAN SHOT FIRST"
  • Sagittarius: "face-to-face, toe-to-toe, head-to-head, whatever you call it"
  • Capricorn: "i'll open up the Pit of Despair, drop you in, and let you rot in there for the next 100 years"
  • Aquarius: "oh golly gosh that's not good"
  • Pisces: "it smells like a birthday!"