i hear your mom's going out with squeak

South Park Fun Fact #954

There’s a little-known guest voice that shows up in a couple episodes, such as the fake Mr. Hankey in the mall in Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! (S2E16), Satan’s lover Chris in the two-parter Do the Handicapped Go to Hell? / Probably (S4E9/10), and the game show announcer in Cow Days (S2E13).

The voice belongs to Dian Bachar, a guy that Matt and Trey befriended while in college. He acted in several of their other productions as well, most notably as Kenny “Squeak” Scolari in Baseketball (1998).

squirreltastic  asked:

I love the idea that stars' bbies squeak more than other babies (I love talkative babies) and TWINSSSS my friend had twins and I would hear them wake up and coo and gah at each other really early in the morning then fall back asleep and!!! JUST ???? imaging stars babies doing that primus bless my heart

BLESS YOUR HEART INDEED IM GOING TO PASS OUT THAT’S SO FUCKING CUUUUUUTE!!!!

CHUBBY SPARKLINGS WITH FAT LITTLE WING STUBS. TALKATIVE SPARKLINGS EXERCISING THEIR LITTLE VOCALIZERS. SPARKLINGS WITH LITTLE GRABBY HANDS CLIMBING UP TO SIT ON MOM OR DAD’S SHOULDER.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA JUST FUCK ME UUUUUPPPP