R u kidding me. Riley…. How do I even begin to explain Riley. Riley is flawless. He has two weed stashes and a hydrogenerator. I hear his hair’s insured for $10,000. I hear he does car commercials…On the Ground. One time he met Clarke in Farm Station…And she told him he was pretty. One time he punched me in the face. It was awesome.
Miranda Shaw: Alex Parrish…How do I begin to explain Alex Parrish? Shelby Wyatt: Alex Parrish is flawless. Iris Chang: She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus. Simon Asher: I hear her hair’s insured for $10,000. Ryan Booth: I hear she does car commercials… In Japan. Drew Perales: Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues. Nimah Amin: One time she met John Stamos on a plane… Raina Amin: - And he told her she was pretty. Natalie: Vasquez: One time she punched me in the face… It was awesome.
Cassandra is flawless. I hear her hair’s insured for 10,000sovereigns. I hear she does car commercials… in Tevinter. Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues. One time she met the King of Ferelden on a plane and he told her she was pretty. One time she punched me in the face… it was awesome. But not really. Except maybe that last one.
Okay, so actually she’s the Dean of Skyhold University. But she loves trashy romance novels and Mean Girls, and no one who knows that would dare make fun of her about it.