i haven't talked to you in hours and it's been weird

crumplelush  asked:

Nohmmy - “You love me, right?”

They’re in a tight spot.

They’re always in a tight spot, really. Ever since they decided to fuck off into space, play out some weird child-fantasy of Tommy’s, a lot of references to a Robin Hood with some added star pirate nonsense. And first, sure it was fun, but Noh Varr finds himself missing the quiet moments, he can’t remember the last time he wasn’t healing from some bump or bruise or more serious injury, and maybe this is just him getting old but he’s tired. He wants some good food and some music to dance to. Preferably with his partner-in-crime who is also sometimes his partner-in-life, and isn’t that weird and kinda circular, because they started bonding talking about Kate and now look at them.

Or rather, don’t look. Noh Varr wants to advert his eyes, as the alien who took offence to them boarding his ship gives Tommy a pretty solid backhand across the face.

And Tommy’s smiling still, split lip and all, and not for the first time Noh Varr wonders if this whole thing isn’t some sick attempt at suicide, except Tommy never looks more alive than in the middle of a fight (and it’s something he falls for, all over again, every time).

He’d asked once, after a particularly close call, and Tommy had gone all silent for a moment, long enough that Noh Varr worried he might have been right.

“Nah,” he says, finally. “Wrong twin for that. I’m not looking to die, okay? I’m just looking for ways to feel alive.”

It’s the most straight forward Tommy’s ever been, at least in regards to his own emotions. It threw Noh, left him speechless, not sure what words would be good for this situation, wanting to spit out ‘I love you’ but worrying it was the wrong time.

He should have said it when he had the chance. Why did he wait?
Tommy’s looking at him, and Noh Varr doesn’t like that grin.

“You love me, right?”

The captain is still shouting, but Noh Varr is no longer paying attention, he’s staring in shock at the human in front of him.

“Of course,” he gets out. He was never so easily made speechless before. It’s still not a feeling he’s used to. “Of course I love you.”

“Cool,” says Tommy, a casual answer that feels heavier in that mouth. Then he turns, hands pulling free of their bindings, and one starts to vibrate before it even touches the floor.

“No!” Noh Varr shouts, but it’s lost in the explosion.

He’s still wearing his helmet, which makes him one of the lucky ones. And their suits do have rocket boosters, which helps. It means he gets to Tommy fast enough to activate the boy’s own helmet, although not fast enough to do it while he’s conscious. His suit seems to have withstood the concussive blast, but Noh Varr is still on the edge of panic, because he can’t remember how long humans can live without oxygen, and he doesn’t know how long it took him to reach Tommy, and Tommy goes through air faster than most, and there’s no way he’s totally okay under the thin layer of his suit, and holy shit, did he really say ‘I love you’ for the first time just to blow himself up? What kind of nonsensical move is that?

“Idiot,” Noh Varr mutters, as he aims them at their ship. “Stupid, dramatic, heroic…” An Earth lyric enters his mind, as he floats towards his ship, carrying the body of his maybe-dead lover in his arms.

Ground control to Major Tom…

Made the grade indeed.

“I love you,” he says to Tommy, over and over again, as the hatch opens for them. “I love you, so you better wake up. I love you.”

It takes Tommy hours to wake up, weeks to fully recover. But that crack of one eye, crooked smile made even more twisted with the pain, and the choked out 'I know’ slows Noh Varr’s panic.

He knows that reference, after all. And that means maybe they can be okay.

what if people kind of forget that derek is an actual human being with feelings and not some animal who doesn’t need reassurance or love. 

what if none of the pack members realize that some of the things they say to and about derek actually hurts his feelings. 

what if stiles notices how much he flinches when someone says something negative about him, and how he still leans into the pack when they stand next to him. and how he always looks so much calmer when they’re near.

what if once stiles notices it, he just,, hangs out with derek more often. goes to wherever derek is living just so he doesn’t have to be alone. walks by him and lightly brushes his arms or hands over derek’s. sits next to him on the couch even though there are plenty of seats. tells him random things that don’t really matter but eventually getting to more serious topics like stories about his mom and how much he misses her.

what if after awhile derek probably does it right back to stiles. first he just listens to stiles talk for hours but eventually he opens up. tells stiles about his day, about his family growing up, about the things he did with laura after the fire. he puts his hand on stiles shoulder or the back of his neck. rests one hand on stiles back when they’re standing next to each other or lays his head on stiles shoulder when they’re watching tv. 

what if when they have a bad night, either from nightmares or just bad thoughts, they both call each other. the other always answers and sometimes they don’t even talk because just the sound of the other breathing or pitter pattering around on the other side of the phone is enough to calm them down.

what if after a few months of them hanging out it becomes less subtle touching and more blatant domestic fluff. going out of their way to touch each other constantly. stiles taking a nap on derek’s bed and derek climbing in next to him, putting his arm around him and taking a nap too. stiles coming into pack meetings late with a cup of coffee for himself and another cup filled with derek’s favorite tea from the café down the street. falling asleep together on the couch. going to the theatre together and derek not glaring at stiles when he makes commentary the whole way through (ok maybe he glares a little. stiles finds it endearing)

the first time they kiss it’s probably not even a big deal. stiles wakes up in the morning and goes to find derek. when he finds him, derek gives him a chaste kiss and says ‘morning’ while handing him a cup of coffee. stiles blinks sleepily at him, leans in for another (slightly longer) kiss, then sits down at the table and drinks his coffee.

it’s probably a bigger deal the first time they kiss around the pack though. they know that stiles and derek been hanging out together and they know that they’ve grown closer but it’s still so weird to see them kiss bc hello!! derek is derek and stiles is stiles. it’s just weird. and when one of them makes a comment about it, stiles just goes off on them because he is so tired of them treating derek so terribly when all derek has done is risk his life to save them and try to give them a better life. and after he’s done yelling the whole pack just stares at him and they look a little scared lol. 

after that they don’t really make any bad comments about derek unless it’s jokingly and out of love. 

what if seeing stiles be more affectionate with derek and seeing how much he actually likes it, motivates the pack into touching him more often too.

what if they eventually start to touch derek and each other so much that derek can barely tell who is who just by scent and that makes his heart overflow with joy because that’s how a pack should be. 

what if shortly after that, derek realizes he is actually happy and he just runs to the forest and sits there for a while because he didn’t think he could ever get to a place of contentment ever again after losing his family.

what if stiles finds him a few hours later and they sit together and look over beacon hills and thats the first time they say i love you and it’s not even a big deal. stiles turns his head and looks at derek and when he looks back, stiles says ‘i love you’ and derek smiles and says ‘i know’ just too see stiles face when he recognizes the star wars reference.

Blame

Sensei Wu: So who broke my teapot? I’m not mad I just want to know.

Zane: I did.. I broke it.

Sensei Wu: No, no you didn’t, Kai?

Kai: WHAT?! I DID’NT BRAKE IT!

Cole: Weird, how did you know it was broken?

Kai: Because genius, it sitting right in front of us and it’s broken

Jay: Suspicious.

Kai: NO ITS NOT! 

Lloyd: if it matters…probably not, Jay was the last one to use it.

Jay: Lair! I don't even drink that stuff.

Cole ; oh really Zaptrap? then what were you doing there earlier?

Jay: I was using the hot water to heat towels for training, we needed them.

Kai:I saw Cole walking around with like he had something to hide.

Cole: What are you talking about Hot head?

Jay: Then what was that look on your face for then, bolder brain?

Cole: That's just my face.

Zane: Alright, let’s not fight… I broke it, let me pay for it.

Sensei Wu: No, Who broke it.

Cole: ( whispering) Nya has been awfully quiet.

Nya: REALLY?

Cole: Yeah really.

Nya: Lloyd is quit too.

Lloyd: I haven't been here all day!

Jay: Sure you weren’t.

Sensei Wu: ( In his mind) I broke it, I burned my mouth so I punched it. I predict that within the hour they will be at each other’s throats with ninja suits on and with murder on their minds. Good. it was starting to get a little chummy around here. 

I don't even know your name.
  • *based off the song by Shawn Mendes*
  • *I kinda cringe at this but it's worth a shot*
  • I saw you standing there, My mind was taken over by your brown eyes that somehow shined in the dim room.
  • I dont know if I was drunk or not, I didn't remember much from that day.
  • It was long before I saw you sit down. Alone.
  • I would have walked up to You, Would have talked to you, I would have done anything to see them eyes again.
  • But I was pulled back by Pj, He asked what drink i wanted, I replied to him quickly without thinking.
  • As I turned around you weren't on the sofa any more, I searched the room for you, only to see you beside Me, ordering from the bartender.
  • _______
  • I said hi and you replied with a slightly drunk smile, But I could tell it was genuine.
  • "Hey", You said, taking a sip of your drink.
  • "How are You?", I asked, trying to make small talk.
  • "I'm good now that I have someone to talk to", You smiled.
  • I remember, we talked for a few hours, I made a stupid joke and you laughed at it, Your smile was somehow beautiful.
  • We ordered more drinks, both of us becoming even more intoxicated.
  • You led me to the bathroom, your hand in mine.
  • You pinned me against the wall, Gently somehow, You were so gentle with everything you did, wether that was with the way you spoke or the way you touched Me, You were always so gentle.
  • You had your lips against mine, my hands tugging at your shirt.
  • It was a drunken mess but it felt right, I knew I wouldn t regret it.
  • We didn't take it far, we both knew that was going too fast.
  • I led you away, we smiled at eachother, My head hurt from the amount of alcohol I had consumed but it didnt matter when you smiled at me and the pain was gone.
  • We saw a group of people, you looked like you were trying to hide from Them, they had cameras, I understood.
  • But of course they saw you, we both saw them walk up to us and you quickly scribbled on a piece of paper, I took it without looking at it.
  • And then you were gone, Taken with the crowd.
  • _________
  • Turns out you were a celebrity I had never heard of.
  • I walked- no, I staggered home and almost immediately collapsed on my bed, The alcohol I had drunk that night was too much.
  • I forgot to check that piece of paper.
  • I think I dreamt about You, I don't remember properly.
  • I only remember waking up, In the dream, I only saw a tall silhouette, somehow the dark eyes glowed and it's the only feature i could see.
  • Nothing happened, I was propped on my elbows, just watching the shadows and it was doing the same.
  • Then I woke up.
  • Everything was so quiet and lifeless, my head hurt so much and my throat was dry, I went to the kitchen and downed a few pain killers with water.
  • I remember staggering to the kitchen and putting my clothes into the washing machine, a piece of paper fell out of the pocket of my jeans, I checked it and saw a number written messily on it.
  • Someone picked up the call on the third ring.
  • "Hello?", They said, they're voice hoarse.
  • "Who is this?"
  • "You called Me.."
  • "I found your number on a piece of paper in my jeans"
  • "Ah, You", I could hear your grin, "How are You?"
  • "You still haven't told me your name"
  • "That doesn't matter right now"
  • "But-"
  • "We made out last night"
  • "Oh...um"
  • "Don't worry, It was great"
  • _____
  • You were always on my mind, I couldn't  sleep properly, couldn't eat, I could barely form a sentence.
  • It had it been a few days, I hadn t called you, I was too shy.
  • I got through work somehow, altough I was constantly drawing you on my notebook, I would get weird looks from my co-workers but I didn't really care, How could I care about other people when you were on my mind?
  • "Why do you keep drawing that one random person?", Pj asked as he say down to eat lunch with Me, of course I left my sandwich untouched.
  • "Um-I, No reason, I just like drawing it", I spluttered, stuffing my notebook into my briefcase and bending the pages slightly.
  • "You know, He looked a bit like someone I keep seeing in magazines", Pj told me.
  • I knew he was talking about you, "W-what's his name?", I asked, desperate to know who you were.
  • "I don't know, I just keep seeing him"
  • I sighed without replying.
  • "What?"
  • "Nothing", I said, getting up and leaving.
  • I took my phone out of my pocket and picked the contact I had saved as 'nameless'.
  • _______
  • "Hey, you", You said down the phone, it made me blush, I'll admit that.
  • "Hi, Can you please tell me your name?"
  • "Why would you want to know my name? Names are just sounds we use to label ourselves"
  • "Shut up, you dork", I laughed, I could hear you laughing to.
  • "I dont know your name either actually"
  • "You mean the sound used to label me?", I smirked.
  • "Yes, I dont know the sound that is used to label you"
  • "That sound is Phil"
  • "Nice sound"
  • "Thank you, altough, you should probably thank my parents"
  • "Ah, Yes, the parents, when do I meet them?"
  • "After you tell me your name.....and buy me dinner"
  • "I'll have to wait then"
  • "Why wont you tell me your name?"
  • "I don't know, it's fun to know you're thinking about me"
  • "Seriously?"
  • "Yeah, Its cute"
  • "Shut up!", I laugh down the phone.
  • "Make me"
  • "I will if we meet up"
  • "Sounds like a plan"
  • You told me to meet you at the coffee shop that was just around the corner from me.
  • It wasn't long until you had your lips against mine and my hands travelling up to your hair.
  • The coffee shop was luckily empty, apart from the woman behind the bar that was listening to music through her headphones and couldn't care less that we were making out in the corner.
  • I pushed you away, "I-I still dont know your name", I muttered, Looking into your lustful eyes.
  • You held a finger to my lips, "soon", You whispered softly.
  • _______
  • The morning after tore me apart, The daily newspaper was delivered, I looked through it and suddenly stopped, dropping the paper immediately, Running into my room and grabbing my phone, I was reading the words over and over, They were imprinted into my mind:
  • Dan Howell caught making out in corner of local coffee shop with mystery man.
  • Followed by a picture of us on the green armchair that I remembered as a place of happiness.
  • I didn't even think this sort of stuff would be printed into a newspaper, It wasn't news-worthy.
  • I called you, You answered, The fist thing you said to me was "I'm sorry", Followed by a small sob.
  • "I-Dan.."
  • "Well now you know my name"
  • "Yeah"
  • "I'm sorry", You said again.
  • "Its-It's okay", I replied.
  • "Really?"
  • "Yeah, Dan, It isn't your fault"
  • "Thank you so much"
  • "Its no proble-", I heard shouting coming from your end of the line.
  • I could only hear a few "Dan Howell!"'s and one person shouted, "Who was that man?!"
  • "Shit, They found out where I live"
  • "Dan?"
  • "Ive gotta go"
  • "Dan?", The line went dead.
  • I didn't hear back from you since.
  • ______
  • I hadn t heard from you in at least a week, your calls went voicemail, you didn't reply to my messages.
  • I searched your name, It said you were some sort of ex-band member.
  • It made sense.
  • I had no idea where to start looking, I didn't know where to go, who to talk to.
  • I called again, It went to voicemail, again.
  • I spent hours everyday, just wandering up streets, Looking  for any sign of you, I found nothing.
  • I searched through magazines, nothing.
  • Nothing.
  • I couldn't take it, I sat in bed, tugging at my hair, Craving you and your beautiful smile, your eyes that seemed to brighten my day, your soft voice and kind words, I missed it all.
  • _______
  • Even the lack of the 10 minute phonecalls we had was killing me slowly.
  • I missed your cocky personality.
  • I missed your stupid remarks.
  • I missed your lips.
  • I missed your name.
  • I missed you.
  • If I couldn't sleep, eat or work earlier, I definetly couldn't now, It wasn't good, It wasn't healthy and I didn't know why you were doing it to me.
  • ____
  • I remember when I found you, I should have been happy but you were shaking, You were crying, you were curled into a ball in the corner of your living room, your for head resting on your knees.
  • You called me, told me the address, I got in the back, past the paparazzi, You told me you couldn't take it anymore, you wanted to be normal, you did want people chasing you around with cameras, making everthing you do public.
  • And I understood.
  • I sat down next to you and wrapped my arms around you, I felt your body relax and I laid your head on my lap, stroking your hair in a comforting manner.
  • You were breaking and I was trying to fix you, bit by bit.
  • It was slow, but it worked.
  • I snuk you through the back of your house, you had a small bag of only important belongings, I held your hand, Running my thumb over he back of it.
  • We walked back to my flat, I let you sleep, you needed it, I saw the bags under your eyes and the way your hands shook slightly.
  • I got in bed beside you and you immediately wrapped your arms and legs around me and nuzzled your head into my chest.
  • I hugged you back, It was comforting for the both of us.
  • "Thank you", I heard you whisper, And you hugged me a little tighter, I stoked your hair.
  • "No Thank you", I whispered back.
  • ________
  • We had been together for 2 years and engaged for 3  months.
  • remember when I proposed.
  • We went on holiday, to Paris.
  • I brought you onto the Eiffel Tower, I giggled when you covered your eyes, you were scared of the height.
  • I told you not to worry, I held both of your hands and told you I was there for you and wouldn t let you fall, I would never let you fall.
  • You smiled at me and kissed my cheek.
  • It was such a beautiful view, you were looking out the window when I laced my hand in yours and kissed it.
  • I got down on one knee and saw your lips stretch into a smile.
  • I pulled out the ring and uttered the words I had been wanting to say since I laid eyes on you.
  • "Will you marry me"
  • You said yes, You said yes and slipped the ring onto your finger, you pulled me into a kiss, cupping my cheeks, I held your waist gently.
  • It was beautiful.
  • ______
  • The wedding was even better somehow.
  • Our families both came together, our friends joined to.
  • No one disturbed the wedding.
  • We said "I do"
  • We told eachother that we Loved one another.
  • It was all true, every word.
  • ' Till death do us part.
  • I remember the after party, we cut the cake and you smashed some into my face as a joke, I laughed with you and did the same.
  • You held my hand while Pj gave the best man speech.
  • We watched our mother's tear up and our father's hug us with a pat on the back.
  • We were told we were perfect for eachother, 'a match made in heaven'
  • We were.
  • We were told our love was from a movie.
  • It felt like it.
  • We were told to take care of eachother.
  • And we did.
  • For a while.
  • _______
  • I miss you.
  • We were married for 3 years.
  • It was the best fucking three years of my entire life.
  • I remember waking up every morning to the smell do you cooking breakfast.
  • I remember how I would lace my arms around your bare back in the shower and wash your hair.
  • The nights we spent watching movies, a bowl of popcorn in front of us, we normally got too involved in eachother to focus on the movie, Sharing soft kisses.
  • The way we would talk about adoption.
  • That never happened.
  • We planned to travel the world.
  • That never happened.
  • I miss the way you would whisper in my ear at night, you would always say "We're in love, aren't we?"
  • It made me smile and I would kiss you before laying down and letting you rest your head on my chest.
  • I would stroke your hair until you fell asleep and let out soft snores.
  • I remember Christmas, we'd put the tree up together and you would make fun of my wrapping skills.
  • I loved it.
  • I loved you.
  • I love you.
  • Our movie-romance soon ended.
  • You became weaker, you couldn't do much.
  • I had to help you get dressed.
  • I had to help feed you.
  • You couldn't whisper to me at night any more and make me smile.
  • You were in hospital most nights and I wasn't allowed to stay.
  • I would grip the space on the mattress where you used to lay.
  • They never did diagnose you.
  • I guess, Just like your name, It was just a sound to label you.
  • You wouldn't have wanted to know What It was, you really did hate labels.
  • And I love you for that.
  • Rest In peace....Nameless.
  • I love you.
  • __________
  • The end 
  • You can call me a liar but you just witnessed the death of Danisnotonfire.
  • (Sorry not sorry)
  • P.s I wrote this at 12am
IS THIS FATE THOUGH ???

okay so I haven’t posted anything on this blog in ages but I wanted to share something with you guys

So I’m in my second year of university, my campus is a good 2 hour train/bus trip from where I live and every Thursday I had a 8am lecture. So I’d have to get up and ready around 5am and catch a train from the city at 6. I realised there was this one guy who was always on my train that day every week. He seemed really sweet, he would wait till everyone was on the off the platform till he’d walk in and take a seat on the train and we’d always find ourselves in the same carriage but a couple seats away from each other. After a while he picked up on it as well and he’d always smile when he’d see me and we’d catch the train to the other city, then get on the uni bus to campus and we’d never say a word to each other but it always made me really happy to see him. He always let everyone on the bus before him so he’d end up standing up every time and being one of the first to get off, so by the time i’d get off the bus he had already disappeared to his classes.

I remember one time it was raining and the the exit door in the middle of the bus stopped working. The bus driver asked him if he could forcibly pull it shut
And he basically did the captain America scene thing where he like is pulling the helicopter hahah. I was just sitting on the opposite side of the bus watching and holding back clapping after he pulled it closed.

I had only run into him twice on campus, one time at a burger place where he was sitting down with his friends and he smiled and said hi when I walked past, and another time while I was in a studio working on my design project and he walked into the room and waved and I went back to working and my friend said he walked back in stopped and looked like he was about to come over and talk then walked off. 

We went through an entire semester without having a conversation and by the time holidays had come all my friends knew about “train boy” and begged me to just go up and start a conversation. I was really really (and still am) socially anxious and terrible at initiating conversations. But I really wanted to get to know him so once the holidays/break finished I promised myself that id go say hi to him on Thursday morning. I got to the station and he wasn’t there and I thought maybe his days had changed, he had swapped classes? But I never saw him again, I ended up just assuming he moved to another university closer to our city.

So its been over a year since then, I hadn’t thought about him in a while, whenever I caught a train part of me still hoped we’d run into each other on an off chance but it never happened. Last month my friend made me a tinder account and convinced me to try it out, and although I hadn’t met up with anyone from it yet, I’ve had so many great conversations with some really interesting people, so i’ve kept the app. Thursday night I was sitting at home swiping through and was 90% sure I saw the train guy. I “super liked” him and hoped he’d match back just so I could talk to him, I was hoping it was him because it would have been really really awkward if it wasn’t (I haven’t really ever super liked anyone before).  The next day he matched and I messaged him and was like this is really weird but did you used to go to my uni and he replied and said “Not weird at all, the city train line at like 5:30 (ungodly hour) going all the way to coast right?”

I was so amazed he actually remembered me and we’ve been talking for the last couple of days now. He was actually studying in a similar design course like mine and the semester that I met him was actually his final one before he graduated. I’m so beyond excited to get to know him, I wasted half a year holding back conversations.

Things I have said/have been told while being sick rp sentence meme
  • {this is all real stuff I have said/ have been told. Enjoy.}
  • "I'm already running on two hours of sleep so what's the point anyways?"
  • "You know what? No, screw this, screw that, screw everything in this room, screw today, screw yesterday, screw tomorrow."
  • "Basically screw this whole week."
  • "I haven't gotten a full nights sleep at all this week, so why start now?"
  • "I will fight the virus/sickness."
  • "Please don't do that."
  • "Well you look like you feel miserable."
  • "Why do that when I'm already what I need to be now, and that's being dead inside."
  • "I'll start caring when I'm healthy again."
  • "The good news is it's not the flu, the bad news is we have no idea what it is."{I had a doctor tell me this...A DOCTOR}
  • "I just got up what is happening and if it involves responsibility then I'm going to pass out again."
  • "I don't know! I'm tired, I'm sick and I'm hungry!!"
  • "This is why I hate being sick! Because my brain goes dumb and I can't think straight!"
  • "How the hell am I going to get sleep for straight eight hours a this whole week when I can hardly tell if the ceiling is straight?"
  • "Next time I'm sick just put me out of my misery before it begins."
  • "Well all I know is, everything is not okay and I'm very tired."
  • "What's to know? I'm sick, and I finally feel dead inside."
  • "Why the fuck am I thinking of random as shit theories and deep as fuck questions when I can barely stay awake while sitting up."
  • "I swear I just passed out and woke up again and it was amazing."
  • "Either get out or stay and cuddle, please and thank you."
  • "WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A CHICKEN ON THE ROOF?"
  • "I'm laughing at something to ignore the pain and agony I'm feeling at the moment."
  • "Chickens I guess."
  • "HOW DO YOU PASS OUT WHILE WORKING ON SOMETHING SO SIMPLE TO CONCENTRATE ON DAMMIT?"
  • "It's a gift."
  • "I take it back I want it t end."
  • "I would rather suffer a nose bleed than this."
  • "Come talk to me when chickens howl at the stars."
  • "Welp guess I'm dying tomorrow."
  • "Grappling hooks is always the answer."
  • "QUIT FALLING ASLEEP IN RANDOM PLACES."
  • "How the hell is that possible?"
  • "I am only running on two or maybe three hours of sleep yet why the hell am I thinking up very weird and complex random theories and asking very very deep life questions?"

hanluvr  asked:

Prompt: Foundations AU where Alina (as a younger child - toddler, preschooler, something like that) has to react to her Daddy turning into Eleven. Because with your last piece you've made me wonder how that would go....

This of course diverts from Foundations’ canon.

Raggedy and Not My Dad

UPDATE: Now on AO3 and Teaspoon


“See? Now mummy’s resting. She’ll be just fine!” the moppy-haired stranger promised Alina as he whirled around and grinned, clapping his hands. It was more like her spinning ballerina after she broke than whirling. He wasn’t at all coordinated.

Seriously though, his head was a mop. Despite what he’d told her, that alone disqualified him from Dad status. Alina’s daddy knew how to do his hair, and was starting to teach her the importance of a properly wild hairstyle befitting a young Time Lady. She’d be surprised if this clown even knew what a comb was. He might have been wearing her daddy’s clothes, but they hung off him like her dolls’ clothes on the wrong doll. He looked just as tall but his head was too big (but that might’ve just been the moppy hair). What he did look like was a cartoon. Like a scarecrow with a mop on its head instead of a straw hat. Was he certain he didn’t pop out of her telly?

“I’m staying with mummy,” Alina insisted, and clambered up onto the bed to snuggle up to her sleeping mum.

“Alina, we’ve got to get you looked over and into to your own bed.”

“No.”

“Aww come on, mummy will be up in a few hours I promise! I think. Maybe. She likes to sleep, your mum. She’ll be up in a while! In the meantime you and I can try a cup of milk and biscuits with a story. How’s that sound? Actually I don’t like milk. Milk is rubbish. How’s about hot cocoa? Hot cocoa and bananas! I think I still like bananas. Bananas are brilliant.”  Something about this in his mind must have warranted a goofy little dance and matching grin to accompany it. Alina couldn’t be certain why exactly.

She curled her lips and turned her nose up at him and nestled up to her mum tighter, moving her arm to wrap around her back. “Don’t like hot cocoa.”

“Right. Of course! I knew that. Tea, right? Nice cup of tea for my little lioness, right?”

Alina swallowed back tears that made her eyes sting. “You’re not allowed to call me that!”

“Why not?”

“You’re not my daddy!”

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I used to enjoy Adventure Time back when it was young and kinetic, before it became settled in its own mythology (the death of many a long-running cartoon), and I’m still not adverse to watching it–though I haven’t been caught up since right around the time Jake had his babies. But I never really felt it the way I feel its spiritual sequels like Over the Garden Wall, or even its forbears like Misadventures of Flapjack (Pat McHale lent his loopy nostalgic touch to all three shows!), and I’ve only just now begun to articulate to myself why that might be. Besides the color scheme, which is a little much. 

I used to justify my abandonment of the show in casual conversation (my sister, who watched it with me, being confused by my desertion) by saying that its post-apocalyptic themes became too weird and bleak even for me–which was ridiculous because besides the fact that it made me sound like a buzzkill, anyone who knows me knows that I love a good apocalypse. (Give it up for Gravity Falls!) But I finally hit on the word I was looking for recently when I rewatched the first several episodes, and it may make me sound even lamer but it also sounds true. 

The word is godless. 

I don’t mean godless in the sense of being a corruptive influence, necessarily. I’m talking about the show’s spiritual slant. The randomness of it doesn’t have the same quality as the randomness of, say, its sister series Regular Show, where there’s a standard sitcom plot in the first half and utter insanity in the second half but there’s a certain sense of order and routine even to the mania. Adventure Time, for all its patterns and plotlines, ultimately watches like a cosmic horror story, a story where we don’t know where we came from and we don’t know what we’re developing into but we’re in a lot of pain either way. And I’m just too darn Catholic to buy into it, so the whole thing feels hollow. And eventually it gets where it’s too much hollow, and it starts to feel less like a cartoon you don’t take seriously and more like a treatise you don’t agree with, and you don’t want to watch it to wind down after a long day anymore, because you get more than enough of this stuff in your college classes, and you’ve got to bail it out so you don’t drown. And you watch Gravity Falls instead. 

So maybe my first explanation was partly true: that the show was too bleak. But it didn’t become too bleak–it was too bleak right from the beginning. Right from the start, in that episode with the candy zombies, underneath all the wacky character moments and the sly video game references and the invented slang was a vast and unpleasant emptiness. There’s that millennial sense of being loud and colorful to atone for the fact that there’s nothing alive inside. Other cartoons have handled nihilism, but only as a possibility. In Adventure Time it was never a question; it was an unstated fact. 

Or maybe it was just the color scheme, I dunno. 

Mute - Luke Hemmings [fluff] (part 10)

Requested - yes

Anonymous - “PART TEN PART TEN PART TEN FOR MUTE!!!!! Love it!!”
Anonymous - “I just read the whole mute luke series and I need more! Please write the 10th part soon! Thank you ♥”

(part one) (part two) (part three) (part four) (part five) (part six(part seven) (part eight) (part nine)

Word Count - 1027

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Luke is hired a week later because, despite his relationship with you being a little rocky at the moment, he is actually really good at his job and a joy to work with. He has a meeting with your boss on his first day which you find weird but you go about your job in your office just outside. It’s quite a short meeting, only lasting around 20 minutes at most but still you are told nothing about it.

“I don’t see how that could be a problem Luke, as long as you get your work done,” your boss says before whispering, only just loud enough for you to hear. “And I’m sure your plans will make quite the occasion for the whole office”

Luke leaves you with a kiss on the cheek and vanishes.

“What was that about?” you ask.

Your boss doesn’t reply, he just smiles though the smile seems to be sympathetic.

For the next few weeks Luke is allowed to leave work a few hours before you do which you assume is what the meeting was about. What a nerve, you think, he’s not very good at keeping the whole cheating thing a secret, surely if he thought you were suspicious he would tone it down a little.

A few weeks pass, a month maybe and you arrive at work, Luke vanished early that morning leaving you to sigh loudly and get ready for work anyway. As you arrive at work you get a lot of smiles, more than usual, someone must have baked a cake or something, and wandering up the stairwell the smiles continue.

At around midday Luke hasn’t showed up yet but you hear music from outside and you go to the window, in need of something to pick your spirits up. Looking down, since your on the 10th floor at the top of the building, you see a small acoustic band, it looks like some of the boys that Luke was friends with at college. Michael, the boy who sort of introduced you two, on guitar, a boy who you think is called Calum standing singing and then a curly haired boy who might be the Ashton that Luke has mentioned once or twice sat on a box drumming, they’re good. The Calum boy waves up at you and you smile as he points upwards, you furrow your brow and look up only to see a sign stuck to the inside of the window directly opposite yours.

’[Y/N]’ the sign reads ‘Go to the stairwell, look out the window’

You glance around your office to see your boss who nods to let you go and you hurry off, keen to see what’s going on.

You look out the first window of the stairwell and see another sign - 'Keep going’

Out another window - 'All the way to the bottom’

And another - 'Trust me it’s worth it’

And one final sign - 'Go out the front door, there’s a surprise’

There are more people than usual in the lobby who all turn to you when you exit the stairs. A few people nod to the door and you go outside into the large square like area. Yet again a lot of people have gathered and you give a small wave to the boys who are still playing the music. The doors of the building opposite open and out walks Luke, holding more signs.

'Hello’ the first reads before he drops it.

A smile spreads onto your face.

'I have a secret to tell you’

'Over the last little while I have been going missing’

'Not to cheat on you, I would never do that’

'But I’ve been going somewhere’

'To a clinic’

'A speech clinic’

'They performed a minor procedure and have been doing speech exercises with me’

'I haven’t spoken yet, however’

He walks closer to you, still holding the signs.

'I wanted the first think I say to mean something’

'And I wanted it to be for you’

'So here it is…’

He drops the final card and takes your hand, closing his eyes and opening his mouth.

A croaky, mumble-y and frankly quite odd sound follows making you smile but eventually he manages to say, “[Y/N], I l-love you,” though it sounds more like 'lub choo’ and he squeezes his eyes shut seeming disappointed with himself.

You smile and nod eagerly before quickly signing 'keep going’, unable to talk yourself.

“I wanted t-to know…” he steps back and crouches, “W-will you m-marry me?”

He snaps open a box containing a small glittering diamond ring leaving you speechless.

Tears spill from your eyes as you nod and sign 'yes’ before choking out a further, “yes,” in case you didn’t get your point across.

He stands and places the ring on your finger before brushing away your tears with his thumbs and kissing you lightly and pressing his forehead to yours.

'You have no idea how nervous that made me’ he signs.

“I bet it did, but you sound fantastic,” you smile.

'I can’t talk much, it’s only there to help if I practice key phrases’ he tries to explain.

“I’m here to help,” you say, “But for now lets just stick to signing”

He nods in agreement as the three boys come over to say hello.

“You did great buddy,” Michael says, hugging him as the others pat him on the back.

“Nice to see you again, Michael,” you smile.

“You too, I have to say I didn’t see Luke going this far with anyone, never mind you,” he smiles.

Luke taps Michael’s shoulder before signing 'Introduce them…’

“Oh yeah, this is Calum and Ashton,” he smiles.

“Congratulations,” Calum says.

“Seriously, I’m so happy for you two,” Ashton adds.

“Thanks,” you reply.

The rest of the day you can’t stop staring at your ring and when you get back to your and Luke’s apartment he’s already there, making a home cooked meal.

“Hello fiance,” you say, wrapping your arms around his waist.

He twists his head to kiss your cheek and you smile. When he turns around he kisses you sweetly.

'I love you’

“I love you too”

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A/N: That’s whee I was planning on ending it but idk bro…

Masterlist // Request

yay questions ~
  • 1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now? - I think I wanna date this one kid but idk man
  • 2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone? - nope
  • 3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care? - I would be happy
  • 4: Do you find it easy to trust others? - nope
  • 5: What were you doing at 11PM last night? - I was at a concert
  • 6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you? - probably my friend B
  • 7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on? - I'd cry and then probably punch the person who cheated on me
  • 8: Are you close with your dad? - nope
  • 9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right? - no :(
  • 10: What are you listening to? - my brother and my friend C talking
  • 11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it? - water
  • 12: Do you like hickeys? - I like them as long as they're not insanely visible because my parents get pissy
  • 13: What time do you go to bed? - depends, mostly around midnight
  • 14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down? - yeah
  • 15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both? - not quite
  • 16: Do you always answer your texts? - yeah I feel bad if I don't
  • 17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for? - no because I haven't gotten over him yet
  • 18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends? - a minute ago
  • 19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them? - yeah, C
  • 20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night? - I set my alarm
  • 21: Is anyone else in the room with you? - not anymore but a second ago it was my friend C and my brother
  • 22: Do you believe what goes around comes around? - I don't know really
  • 23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now? - yeah
  • 24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with? - yeah
  • 25: In the past week, have you cried? - yeah I cried ten minutes ago because my mum was being mean
  • 26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing? - light purple
  • 27: Do people ever call you by your last name? - no
  • 28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?- yeah actually
  • 29: Do you have a best friend? - I think so yep
  • 30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed? - it is currently hard, because he's dating someone and they fucking make out and grope right next to me
  • 31: Who was your last call/text message from? - my nana
  • 32: Are you mad at anyone? - yeah
  • 33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you? - yeah everyone I've kissed has been older than me
  • 34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday? - uhh he just turned 16 in october so he'd be 17
  • 35: How many more days until your birthday? - 283
  • 36: Do you have any summer plans yet? - nope
  • 37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex? - yeah
  • 38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now? - yep
  • 39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone? - yeah
  • 40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone? - yeah
  • 41: Do you think age matters in relationships? - not unless it's either illegal or a super huge gap
  • 42: Are you available? - yeah
  • 43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended? - I'm still in high school
  • 44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get? - belly button, I want one sooo bad. And I want a nose piercing
  • 45: Do you believe exes can be friends? - yeah I'm really good friends with an ex now
  • 46: Do you regret anything? - hell yeah
  • 47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now? - going to sleep
  • 48: Did you ever lose a best friend? - yeah
  • 49: Was your last kiss a mistake? - no
  • 50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like? - because he's my best friend and I don't wanna fuck that up like I did last time
  • 51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry? - yeah
  • 52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed? - yeah, but it's weird now. We're trying to work it out
  • 53: What was the last thing you ate? - a rolo
  • 54: Did you get any compliments today? - yeah about my hair
  • 55: Where are you going on your next vacation? - february
  • 56: Do you own anything from other countries? - yeah, I have a bracelet from Afghanistan, a scarf and some jewelry from Spain, a bracelet from France, a scarf and a few shirts from Canada, a hat and dress from Aruba, and a bunch of dresses and shirts from St. Maarten
  • 57: Are most of your friend guys or girls? - most are guys
  • 58: Where have you lived most of your life? - I've lived in America my whole life
  • 59: When was the last time you took a long drive? - earlier tonight we visited my nana which is an hour away
  • 60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle? - no
  • 61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house? - no
  • 62: Who do you text the most? - either J or C
  • 63: What was the last movie you saw? - Star Trek
  • 64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex? - I'm single
  • 65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011? - one
  • 66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you? - no, older
  • 67: Do you curse around your parents? - yeah, everything except for fuck and cunt
  • 68: Are you happy with where you live? - for now
  • 69: Picture of yourself? - nah
  • 70: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships? - monogamous
  • 71: Have you ever been dumped? - yeah
  • 72: What do you most like about making out? - hearing the other person make those little sounds
  • 73: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with? - no
  • 74: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other? - other person
  • 75: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive? - depends on the person and gender. For guys I really like jawbones and eyes. For girls I really like lips and eyes.
  • 76: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed? - C
  • 77: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour? - no
  • 78: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name? - no
  • 79: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face? - C
  • 80: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already? - depends on when and how I'm doing in life
  • 81: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you? - yeah
  • 82: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush? - no
  • 83: Do you miss your last sweetie? - yeah
  • 84: Last time you slow danced with someone? - over the summer
  • 85: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met? - no
  • 86: How can I win your heart? - cuddles
  • 87: What is your astrological sign? - Virgo
  • 88: What were you doing last night at 12 AM? - I was at a concert
  • 89: Do you cook? - yep
  • 90: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication? - um no
  • 91: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship? - yeah
  • 92: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly? - monogamous relationships
  • 93: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest? - pretty eyes... uh I prefer not super skinny people
  • 94: Name four things that you wish you had! - love, happiness, unlimited concert tickets, unlimited hippie clothing
  • 95: Are you a player? - no
  • 96: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day? - no
  • 97: Are you a tease? - not for real
  • 98: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr? - no
  • 99: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone? - yeah
  • 100: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with? - yeah
  • 101: Hugs or Kisses? - both? If I have to choose then hugs
  • 102: Are you too shy to ask someone out? - most of the time
  • 103: The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? - generally hair
  • 104: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe? - if I want them too then yes
  • 105: If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it? - no
  • 106: Do you flirt a lot? - yeah
  • 107: Your last kiss? - like two months ago with J
  • 108: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012? - no
  • 109: Have you kissed anyone in the past month? - no
  • 110: If you could kiss anyone who would it be? - C
  • 111: Do you know who you’ll kiss next? - hopefully it's who I want
  • 112: Does someone like you currently? - I think so
  • 113: Do you currently have feelings for anyone? - yeah
  • 114: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings? - serious relationships
  • 115: Ever made out with just a friend? - no
  • 116: Are you happier single or in a relationship? - in a relationship
  • 117: Your own question that you want me to answer. Just write it.

anonymous asked:

Hello :) I love your scenarios!omg!♥ Uhmm...I just finished watching laws of the jungle when I thought of this ^^ Can I request a Chanyeol scenario when you go camping on an island with your classmates , Yeol is one of your classmates he's like a popular one actually and you like him for years but never told him,heck you haven't even tried talking to him not even once bec you're too shy. During this camp something happens between the two of you like you know fluffy stuffs &confessions. Thanks ♥

Perfect ~Chanyeol~ ☀

I’ve written a story similar to this before, and I just absolutely lloovee writing camp related stories because they always come out funny. I hope you like it! I had fun writing it, thanks for requesting! :)

“Can you stop gawking at Chanyeol for like five seconds at least?”

You blinked. “Huh?”

Your best friend, Jay, nodded triumphantly. “Ladies and gentlemen, my friend is in love with some guy that she’s literally never spoken to. Somebody help this poor girl with her sad love life?” She said to no one in particular.

Your eyes widened and you elbowed her in the stomach. “Shut up! He’ll hear you!” You scolded her.

“Ouch!” She rubbed her stomach and frowned “You don’t have to be so violent. Goodness, if you can elbow me in the stomach, why can’t you build up the courage to just say ‘hello’ to Chanyeol?”

“Because he’s popular. People like me don’t converse with people like him.”

“What do you mean people like you? You’re acting like you’re part of some weird abnormal species or something. Just walk up to the freaking guy and say hello for once!”

“I’ll say hello to him when you build up the courage to do the same to Baekhyun.”

Jay’s eyes widened and she pointed her index finger at you. “Hey, this is territory you do not cross,” she said lowly, not wanting the subject of her massive crush on Baekhyun to come up.

This time, you smirked triumphantly and nodded. “Exactly. I guess we both are socially awkward around our crushes, so shut up.”

Jay didn’t say anything else to you the entire plane ride to the island, so you just spent the entire time staring at Chanyeol. He sat a few seats away in the front with his popular crew. Every time he laughed, you felt your heart speed up. He was literally the most handsome guy you had ever seen in your life.

Gosh, he was just perfect.

It didn’t even matter that he was popular because he wasn’t one of those stereotypical popular kids anyway. You had liked him for years now, even way before he got his popular status. What you liked most about him was that he was just genuinely just a sweet and funny guy.

Once again, he was just perfect.

“Alright, class,” your teacher, Mr. Roberts announced as he stood up in the middle of the aisle. “We’re about to land soon. Get ready to grab your bags and go once we hit the ground because we have to get to the island as fast as possible!”

All the students simultaneously said yeses to his announcement before going back to whatever they were doing before.

“Hey, _____.” Jay nudged your elbow.

You turned to face her. “What is it?”

“What do you think would happen if Baekhyun just suddenly lost his luggage? You think he’d turn into one of those wilderness guys and walk around wearing nothing but a-“

“Jay, why the heck would you even think about this?”

“Because we’ve been on this plane for like ten freaking hours and my brain literally cannot go back to its normal state!” she argued.

You sighed and shook your head. Jay was literally the strangest child you have ever met.

“Come on, ______,” said Jay. “You can’t tell me that you haven’t thought about Chanyeol being all hot and sweaty and whatnot in the middle of the island, showing off his manly side.”

“Actually, I can honestly tell you that the thought has never once crossed my mind.”

“Then you would be lying.” She darted her eyes to Chanyeol in the front and gave him a quick look up and down. “I bet he would look incredibly sexy when he’s sweaty.”

You shot her a look and playfully smacked her continuously. Jay burst out laughing and tried to shield herself from your blows, but she failed miserably, causing you to start laughing yourself. The two of you had the weirdest friendship.

Chanyeol had heard your laughs all the way from the front of the plane and couldn’t help but look up. He saw the way you were playfully fighting with you best friend and it made him smile.

Baekhyun broke away from the group’s conversation and stared over at his best friend, trying to figure out who he was looking at. “Oh, somebody has eyes for ______, I see,” he teased.

Chanyeol glared at him. “No I don’t,” he said stubbornly.

“Hey, didn’t you tell me before that you think she’s cute?”

“No, that was just you talking about Jay.” Chanyeol grinned mischievously.

Baekhyun tightened his jaw, but managed to restrain himself from hitting Chanyeol. “Oh yeah that’s right,” he recalled. “You were the one who said ______ was the most beautiful girl you’ve ever laid eyes on.”

“Son of a-“

“Mr. Park!” Mr. Roberts exclaimed as soon as he heard Chanyeol’s words. “Watch your language!”

Chanyeol sheepishly smiled and muttered an apology. Baekhyun just laughed out loud and patted Chanyeol’s back. “This is gonna be one heck of a trip.”

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By the time the plane had landed, it was already dark out. Mr. Roberts stepped out first and frowned. He had hoped it would still be daytime when you all arrived, but it was not. “Okay class,” he said. “I guess we’re spending our first night sleeping.”

The students all groaned and began complaining, but Mr. Roberts shushed them all and said that there was nothing he could do.

So, everybody grabbed their bags and trudged out of the plane sadly. Mr. Roberts had explained that there would be cabins stationed all around the island, some bigger than others. Everybody would be rooming with at least another person for this trip.

“Jay and ______,” Mr. Roberts called from the front.

The two of you picked up your bags and walked up to him. He handed you a key and said, “You two are getting the smallest cabin on the trip, and so it’s just the two of you.”

“We don’t have to share with anybody else?” Jay asked for clarification.

He nodded.

You two gave each other a relieved look. “Hallelujah,” you two said in unison.

Baekhyun and Chanyeol observed the two of you and chuckled at your reactions. They sure thought you two were something.

Once everybody had gotten their assigned cabins, Mr. Roberts threw his arms in the air and started flaring them, trying to get peoples’ attentions. “Class! Class!” he shouted. When everybody quieted down, he threw his arms to his sides and sighed. “Now you will all be going straight to your cabins and sleeping, alright? Nobody is to leave their cabins tonight, understand?”

“Yes, Mr. Roberts,” the entire class said simultaneously.

But right in the front, Chanyeol and Baekhyun couldn’t help but exchange mischievous glances. They had something up their sleeves.

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When you and Jay got to your cabins, you realized it wasn’t as bad as you had imagined it would be. It may have been fairly small, but at least you two had enough room for your belongings. And you both got your own beds because there were bunk beds.

So, the two of you were satisfied with your cabin.

“Oh, I call top bunk!” Jay exclaimed when she saw the bunk beds. She ran over to the top bunk and threw his suitcase up there before you could even argue.

You frowned, but just let it go. You wanted the top bunk, but it wasn’t something you wanted to fight over. The only thing you wanted right now was some sleep.

Jay had also wanted to get some rest too, so both of you literally quickly changed into some pajamas and passed out on your beds.

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You were pretty much in a happy slumber that night until you woke up after hearing some weird tapping noise from outside. You fluttered your eyes open and looked around, trying to figure out what it was. “Jay?” you called sleepily.

“What do you want?” She replied bitterly. She did not like it when people messed with her sleep.

“Do you hear that?”

“Hear what?”

“That tapping noise coming from outside.”

Jay sighed and tried to fluff up her pillow. “It’s probably just the tree tapping on the window or something,” she assured you. “Just go to sleep. I’m trying to dream about Baekhyun.”

You rolled you eyes and lay back down on your bed. Just as you were about to fall asleep again, you heard the tapping again. And this time, it was louder.

“Holy crap,” Jay breathed. “Okay, I heard that.” She lazily got up from her sleeping position and climbed down the ladder on the side. “You think it’s coming from outside?” she asked.

You rubbed your eyes and nodded. “It has to be.”

Jay walked towards the door and tried to look out the window. “I don’t see anything,“ she said.

“Open the door and check outside,” you suggested and walked up to her. When she didn’t do as you said, you decided to do it was well.

There was nothing there.

“I told you it was the trees,” Jay mumbled and started to walk back towards the bed.

“It can’t be the trees if there are no freaking trees around here, Jay!”

“What are you talking about? It is clearly-“

Boo!

You and Jay both jumped, completely shocked by the sudden voice that you heard. “HOLY BUCKETS OF OATS, WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?!” Jay shouted and ran to the door. She stared out and finally saw that there were three boys standing outside the door.

Two of which you knew very well.

Jongdae, Chanyeol, and Baekhyun. They were all laughing out loud hysterically, clearly satisfied by the scare they caused.

“What heck do you guys want?” Jay snapped. It was clear that no matter how cute Baekhyun may have been to her, she still wanted to get her sleep.

You stood right beside Jay and shivered slightly from the cold outside. You couldn’t help but sneak a couple glances at Chanyeol.

“Hey,” Baekhyun said smoothly and leaned against the doorway. “You guys want to go cause some trouble?”

Jay crossed her arms. “What are you idiots up to now? Didn’t you hear Mr. Roberts when he said that we can’t leave our cabins?”

Jongdae scoffed and stepped forward. “You think we’re actually listening to him?”

Jay mimicked his scoff. “If you don’t want your sorry ass to get deported from the island, I’d suggest you do listen to him.”

Jongdae pouted and stepped back towards Chanyeol, clearly frustrated by Jay’s comeback. Baekhyun just smiled and nodded at her. “We were just thinking about taking a little walk around the island. Luhan and Sehun are coming along too,” he explained. “We were just wondering if you two wanted to join us.”

You and Jay froze. It finally hit you that the popular kids were talking to you and they wanted you to hang out with them. Oh, and two of them happened to be your major crushes…. Pshh, no big deal.

“You want time to think?” Chanyeol asked.

Holy crap, even his voice is perfect, you thought to yourself.

Jay nodded her head and signaled for one minute. The three boys just said that they would be waiting nearby for their answer, so they walked away.

Jay shut the door and stared at you. “We are so going,” she said in a determined voice.

“But Mr. Roberts said-“

“I don’t care what Mr. Roberts said!” she snapped and ran to her bag to find something to change into. “_____, don’t you see? Those fine male specimens actually came here to talk to us.” She pulled out a random shirt and threw it over her head. “I don’t know about you, but this is one step closer to getting them to go out with us and I am not letting this opportunity slip by.”

You sighed and realized that she had a point. “Fine,” you agreed and went to go get changed.

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The seven of you had ended up taking a good twenty minute walk around the island by yourselves. Baekhyun and Jay stayed alongside each other all the way in the front, practically leading the group. Sehun and Luhan trailed close behind, keeping conversation while Jongdae acted like the third wheel.

You and Chanyeol stayed all the way in the back and awkwardly made conversation here and there. Literally every word that came out of his mouth just made you fall for him more and more. And he was surely even more handsome up close.

“So Baekhyun and Jay sure are cute together, don’t you think?” Chanyeol asked teasingly.

You looked ahead and noticed how the gap between them was literally getting smaller and smaller. “Oh yeah, they’re perfect for each other,” you agreed.

Chanyeol nodded. “He’s liked her for quite a while now. What about Jay?”

“Years,” you replied. “I’m not exactly sure how many, but it’s been a while too.”

He laughed and shook his head. “They should just definitely stop bothering other people about their crushes and just ask each other out already.”

This made your eyes widen a bit. Did his words suggest that Baekhyun teased Chanyeol about a crush of his own? You couldn’t even bear the thought at all.

“Oh, so you have crush?” you asked nonchalantly.

Chanyeol shrugged and kicked a small rock with the front of his foot. “I guess you could say that. I have eyes for this one girl. I’ve just recently noticed how cute she is.”

You felt your heart drop. He liked someone else. “Oh, really?” you choked out. “Wow, must be some lucky girl.”

Chanyeol only smiled at your words. You were clueless. “Yeah, she’s just adorable,” he carried on. “But she’s really shy, so we’ve barely talked. That’s why she doesn’t know about my feelings.”

“Oh man, how strange. Liking somebody that you’ve barely ever talked to…” Boy, did that ring a bell…

“You want to know something else about her?” Chanyeol questioned.

No, not really. “Sure,” you said.

He stepped closer to you and leaned over to whisper, “She can be a bit clueless at times.” He smiled. “But that’s what makes her so cute.”

Jongdae overheard your conversation and couldn’t help but turn around and let out a loud groan. “Okay, you two like each other. Sorry to break it to you, but somebody had to say it,” he said.

Chanyeol glared at Jongdae, but you only blushed and stared down at the ground.

HOLY CRAP CHANYEOL LIKES ME CHANYEOL LIKES ME, JAY DO YOU HEAR THAT? CHANYEOL FREAKING LIKES ME! That was literally the only thing that went through your mind.

“Well now that that’s said and done…” Chanyeol snaked one arm around your waist and pulled you close. “I guess it’s about time I did this, huh?”

Your mouth was completely dry, so you didn’t respond. Luckily, Baekhyun had come to your rescue. “Hey guys!” he exclaimed. “Hey, hey, hey, I have an idea.”

“Do enlighten us all with your genius plan,” Chanyeol said sarcastically.

“Okay, let’s force somebody to run into the ocean naked.”

You leaned towards him and scrunched your eyebrows. “Baekhyun, what the-“

“I vote Jongdae!” Baekhyun threw his arm up.

“I second that!” said Jay.

Sehun and Luhan quickly threw their arms up and agreed.

Jongdae looked at all of you ridiculously. “You’ve got to be kidding me,” he mumbled.

You and Chanyeol exchanged sneaky glances. “Strip, strip, strip,” you began to chant together.

The rest of the group, minus Jongdae, joined in on the chant. “Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip!”

Jongdae shut his eyes and threw his head back. “I hate all of you,” he said under his breath.

Chanyeol just began to laugh loudly and pulled you close. The night was literally the start of a beautiful relationship between the two of you.

Wouldn’t you just love to go camping with the EXO members? I know I would. :P

On Your Mark

“Don’t try to woo him just because some name on your arm said to. If this isn’t what you want, then stop right now. Armin doesn’t believe in things like fate. And he especially doesn’t believe that a person should fall in love just because they are told to." 

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Canonverse UA (Soulmate AU)
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Jean had grown up listening to romance stories.

It wasn’t that he’d wanted to - no, he’d have much rather listened to stories of heroes fighting monsters than of two people finding true love - but his mother had insisted that they were the best stories to listen to, and every night before bed, she’d tell him a different tale of people who overcame obstacles to find the person they were meant to be with.

So Jean sat through numerous stories which told the same tales over and over again. They told of people who had spent their whole life searching for the person whose name was written on their arm, only to find them near the end of their life and regret not having searched for them sooner.

Then there were the people who had known their lover in childhood, but like everyone else, didn’t receive the name on their arm until their sixteenth birthday. They would then leave home to search for the person they once knew. Oftentimes these stories ended in tragedy, with the childhood friend having disappeared years ago due to illness, and were no longer around for their lover to find.

Then finally, there were the stories about people who, after spending so long looking for their loved one, decided not to tell them who they were because they didn’t think the other person would love them back. Those were the stories Jean had hated the most. He’d never understood how a person could be nervous telling their soulmate who they were. After all, the names were right there on their arms. What was the other person going to do; reject them? Tell them they didn’t believe in fate? It was ridiculous.

But as Jean sat across the table from Armin Arlert, his comrade of three years, he knew that rejection was a very real possibility.

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the mentalist starter sentences
  • "I'm sorry. He irks me. He's irksome."
  • "You're so twisted up in your own dishonesty that you have no idea how to act like a decent human being."
  • "Well, you date pregnant hookers and your dinosaur eats grass!"
  • "I can't imagine waking up knowing that I won't see you."
  • "He stood in my office, looked me in the eye, and lied to me, and I bought it."
  • "You don't give a damn about what I want or need. I am just a convenience for you. You use me. It's all about you."
  • "You're acting cool about stuff I know you can't be cool with."
  • "I wouldn't be where I am today if it weren't for you."
  • "You are a terrible liar. I like that in a man."
  • "Even a broken clock gets to be right twice a day."
  • "Knowing what people secretly want is what I do."
  • "So we agree. I won't tell anyone if you don't."
  • "If there's one thing this job kills inside, it's a sense of trust."
  • "I understand you very well. Better than you do yourself."
  • "If I can't live on my terms, I'm in prison anyway."
  • "I'm not going to drop everything just because you decided to come back."
  • "I'm done with that life. I did what I had to do, and I've moved on."
  • "Turns out being understood is an underrated pleasure."
  • "Being sorry is far worse punishment than being dead."
  • "You're exactly the kind of man that does terrible things to women."
  • "Believe me, no matter how this turns out, I've made worse mistakes."
  • "He's either a habitual liar telling the truth, or an honest man lying."
  • "Trying to hide the truth chips away at your spirit."
  • "I didn't steal them. I rescued them from a terrible fate."
  • "You're the poster girl for the NRA."
  • "What's going on with you? Couldn't sit down, can't stay still. Guilt conscience?"
  • "What can I say? I always had a thing for the smart guys."
  • "You clean up very nicely, if you don't mind me saying so."
  • "Oh! You got an owwie."
  • "If there's one thing I can't tolerate, it's cheap imitations of my work."
  • "Three hours of brooding silence and then sarcasm. It's like we're married."
  • "What are you, like, five? A little patience here."
  • "Your taste for bad boys is a sad relic of your childhood mistreatment. No need to pick it back up again."
  • "You know that game that kids play? My dad can beat up your dad? No one ever played that with me."
  • "I have to kill you, but I'm doing it from a place of love."
  • "You look beautiful, like a princess. An angry little princess."
  • "Could've been worse. I could have married him."
  • "You should have gone to jail, you miserable sleazebag."
  • "Okay, you know what. You're a wicked charlatan and you're going to hell."
  • "Planning is easy. Reality's a lot harder."
  • "I was thinking love is strange. Then I was thinking about a sandwich."
  • "That man has the conscience of a mollusk."
  • "You'll be fine. Just don't be yourself."
  • "Really, really dead. Wicked Witch of the West dead."
  • "You recognized my footsteps. That's weird."
  • "You're very invested in this 'man in the iron face' routine, aren't you? I bet I could make you cry like a baby."
  • "I swear sometimes I think you need medication."
  • "I don't even need my gun, I can just hit you with my chair."
  • "I need you to visit me. It's really important, I need to see you. Also a blueberry muffin."
  • "The closest a man should come to touching a fitted sweater is helping a woman out of one."
  • "Are we sleeping together?"
  • "We all have to make hard choices. It doesn't make me evil."
  • "You've got a 'bad news' expression on your face."
  • "Deep down inside, you're a cruel man, aren't you?"
  • "I know, I know. You don't know whether to hug me or hit me."
  • "Don't try to divert me with insults."
  • "I didn't say I never did anything bad. I just never got caught."
  • "He's like you. He's all fierce on the outside and a softy on the inside and he's got this squishy little face."
  • "I just had a thoughtless impulse or an inspired hunch. I'm not sure which yet."
  • "Handcuffs, the latest educational tool."
  • "If you try to question her, or even talk to her, I will hurt you badly."
  • "I've been beaten far worse for a lot less."
  • "If you don't get the bad guy, then what's the point of all this?"
  • "Your temples are pulsing like some weird undersea creature. If that's not anger, you should see a doctor."
  • "She believes, poor soul, in a benevolent universe."
  • "He's like a drunk uncle."
  • "It's not gambling if you know you're going to win."
  • "Hell hath no fury like a slut outflanked."
  • "Will you please eat that like a normal human being and not a sea lion?"
  • "In case you haven't noticed, healing isn't my strong suit."

toxic-swan  asked:

If you're up for a cc prompt, I had this idea that i haven't seen done yet(?) How about something inspired by Captain Swan in the ouat s3 finale. Sara has to seduce/distract a younger Len, and older Len is not very good at hiding his jealousy.

“Just… Be careful.”

Sara looked up while hiding knives on her person. She offered Leonard, who was leaning against the wall, a quick smile before tucking a blade up inside her jacket sleeve. It was winter in Central City so no one would think twice about her walking into Saints and Sinners wearing a long-sleeved coat. Then again, it was Saints and Sinners, and everyone who was anyone carried a weapon before venturing into that bar. Unless you were stupid. And Sara was far from stupid. 

“You know me.”

“Which is why I’m telling you to be careful.”

“Awe, Crook, you really do care.”

“I’m being serious, Sara,” said Leonard, crossing his arms tightly over his chest. He looked even more threatening than before with his face shadowed by all the bruises Mick had left during their “talk”. Sara had commented that a bruised face wasn’t what she’d had in mind for him when she suggested he and Mick make up. Things were still tense between them, but not violent. At least for now. “He’s dangerous. He’ll kill you if for a second he thinks something is out of place. He’s…”

“You,” she said simply. “I get it, Leonard. You forget who you’re talking to. Assassin, remember? If he makes a move I’ll see it before he even thinks it.”

“Right.”

“It’ll be fine,” she said, raising her leg up on the bench, tucking one last blade into her boot. “The plan is solid. So long as he cooperates.”

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The Little Sister - Requested (Luke)

Hello, this was requested by Anon (can you do a luke one where you’re Calum’s sister and you really like luke but you think he only sees you as a sister?) ENJOY!!!!

‘I still can’t get over Cain fallin off stage’ you laugh a little remembering the look on his face. 'He was defiantly getting laid after that’ Robbie tells you. You nod agreeing 'Your just jealous, he was getting laid before that’ you tease. He smirks a little 'Why would I be jealous? I got to take you home’ he bites his lip. 

'Yep, literally just taking me home’ you laugh a little. But as the laughter does down his lips crash into yours his hand holding the back of your neck, you kiss him back, knowing this was gonna happen from the moment you saw him tonight. The tension between you two has been building up for weeks. You feel his over hand moving higher in your leg. 

You don’t even get chance you register what is happening before your pulled out of the car, 'Keep the fuck away’ Luke growls before slamming the car door, he grabs your for arm but you pull away seeing Robbie driving off you storm off for the house. You slam the door before standing in the first step; you hear the door open right behind you and turn to see Luke had followed you. 

'What the hell was that?’ You shout annoyed with what just happened. 'Me? What were you thinking? Who even is that guy?’ Luke shouts at you. 

'What does it matter?’ You call jogging to your room. You slam the door; you swing the wardrobe doors open and start to pull off your jacket. There is a soft knock and you roll your eyes. 'What?’ You snap, 'Can I come in?’ Luke asks already stepping into your room. 'Looks Luke you already are’ you mutter. He is silent for a second sitting in the edge of your bed. 'You mad?’ He asks, you just give him a blank look. 'You’ve never been mad with me before’ he states. 'Yeah well you’ve never pissed me off before’ you snap. 

'I’m not gonna apologise for looking out for you’ he tells you, you ignore him. Pulling your shirt off and throwing it to the side as you slide into one of Calum’s shorts that you sleep in. 

'He was just gonna use you. A quickie in the car is that all you think your worth. Because that’s what was going to happen. He would have driven in a little further, parked up away from the houses and that’s it. You know your worth more, we both know you do’ he tells you, this only annoys you further. Probably because you know he is right. 

'How do you know I didn’t want that?’ you hit back, he scoffs a little. 'Because you’re not like that. Don’t fucking talk about yourself like that’. 

'Why do you care? What I do has nothing to do with you’ you shout. 

'Of course it does, you’re my friend…you’re practically my sister…’

'YOU’RE NOT MY FUCKING BROTHER’ you scream, shocking yourself a little. You can’t take your eyes off Luke, biting his lip, his eyes filling with water, sending a shock of confusion and guilt through you. 'Just leave’ you tell him softly. 

'Why wo…’

'Get out Luke’ you snap, just as your bedroom door opens a little Calum stepping in. 'Come on man’ he tells Luke. Luke glances from Calum too you before he turns and leaves, the door closing but not fully behind Calum. 

'Luke!…Mate come back’ you hear Calum calling before the front door slams. You sigh flopping down into your bed. Calum comes back in a couple minutes later. 'What was that?’ He asks a smirk playing his lips. 'Don’t fucking laugh Calum’ you snap, he bites his lip as he climbs on the bed next to you. You wrap his arm around your shoulders pulling you into his side. You cuddle into him. 

'So?’ He asks after a moment 'he’s a dick’ you mutter closing your eyes not wanting to talk about it. 'Sure littlen you keep telling yourself that’ he chuckles you sit up. 'I’m not a fucking kid Calum, Jesus you and the boys are always treating me like some toddler that needs looking after. It’s so frustrating.’ You argue, standing up and heading for your door. 'Where are you going now?’ He calls. 'To talk to Mali’

'She’s not here’ he sings 'then I will call her’ you shout jogging down the stairs. 'She’s with Rebecca why don’t you just talk to me’ he shouts but you don’t reply heading to the kitchen and grabbing yourself a can of 7up from the fridge you head for living room. Plopping yourself into the sofa, you don’t bother with the TV instead closing your eyes and resting your head in the back if the sofa. 

You start to relax until you hear Calum coming down the stairs a couple seconds later he sits next to you. You can feel his eyes on you, forcing you to glance at him, you raise an eyebrow. 'Since when can’t you talk to me?’ He asks. 'You wouldn’t get it’ you mutter, closing your eyes again. 

'Sure, I wouldn’t get that you have a thing for your brothers best friend but are worried he only sees you as a sister’ he tells you, you nod, keeping your eyes closed until you realise what he said. 

'How the fuck did you know? Did Mali tell you?’ You half shout, sitting up. 'No’ he defends looking at you with huge eyes. 'Wait Mali knew and I didn’t?’ He asks making you roll your eyes. 'You knew, plus she’s Mali’ you explain as though it gives a good reason but it earns you a blank look. 'I’m your big brother too, you could have told me’ he argues. 

'No I couldn’t Calum, it’s weird he’s your best friend’ you sigh. 'And, you’re my sister first. I’m good at secrets, I have known about Ashton liking Mali for wyes and not told a sole’ he defends himself. 'That’s why I didn’t tell you’ to wave your hand towards him, a confused look pulling his eyes. 

'You just blurted Ashton’s secret out without even realising’ you half laugh, he rolls his eyes. 'Shut up’. 

———-

'CALUM I NEED YOUR HELP’ you shout through the house as you jump the last few steps and turn for the kitchen, you freeze in the doorway seeing Luke and Calum both looking at you. 'Luke’ you nod a little greeting him, he smiles 'Hey’. 

'What do you need help with?’ Calum asks, you drag your eyes away from Luke and glance at the papers in your hand. You look back up shaking your head. 'Nothing’ you glance at Luke 'We can talk later’ you tell Calum before spinning back around.  You spend the day in your room until a few hours later when you leave to pee. You jump back when you open the bathroom door to see Ashton on the landing. 

'Fuck, why you creeping around?’ He gasps making him laugh 'I wasn’t creeping. I didn’t know you were in, why didn’t you come say hi?’ He asks faking hurt, which makes you laugh. 'I didn’t realise you were here’ you tell him. He nod slowly 'I have to pee’ he laugh after a second of you both just looking at each other, you nod moving away from the door and letting him in. You head back to your room but as you open your door Ashton speaks. 

'You better be downstairs by the time I’m out’ he warns you. 'I think I’m going chill up here, I’m half way through a film’ you tell him but he frowns. 'Fuck that, get your ass downstairs, I want a hug’ he laughs before closing the bathroom door. You roll your eyes heading in your room and switching off you TV and heading downstairs knowing Ashton won’t drop it. 

'HEY!’ Michael shouts seeing you, you smile waving 'When did you get in?’ He asks, you shake your head grabbing a can from the table before sitting next to him 'I’ve not been out’ you inform him. 'Then why haven’t I had a hug yet?’ He gasps making you laugh as he throws his arm around your shoulders and pulling you into his side. You hug him a little before pulling back. 

'We just ordered pizza’ Calum informs you 'Sweet’ you smile glancing at Luke and you feel guilty for how awkward he looks. 

About twenty minutes later there is a knock signalling the delivery guy was here, Ashton stands to go and get it and you stand to get some ketchup from the kitchen. Luke walks in as you turn to leave the kitchen with the ketchup. 'I already have it’ you tell him knowing that’s what he was getting he smiles a little nodding and turning back around. 'Luke’ you sigh, he turns back to you, his blue eyes meeting your and melting you like thy have for years. 

'I’m sorry about the other day’ you apologise, he shakes his head 'Me too, do you still hate me?’ He asks sweetly. 'I never hated you asshat’ you laugh hugging home his arms wrapping around your back and his head resting on top of yours. 'Asshat?’ He questions as you let go heading towards the flowing smell of pizza. 

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You head to Calum and Luke once you have finished your set; you smile as Cal gives you a hug. 'You were great’ he tells you, you nod ‘Thanks did Ash leave?’ You frown a little looking around but not seeing him 'Yeah, Lauren called him’ Luke explain and you nod. 'Are you ready to go or you staying?’ Calum asks. 

'Actually Robbie asked me to…’ You look over your shoulder to where you last saw Robbie, only to see him kissing another girl who’s sitting in his lap. You spin back to the boys. 'I’m coming home with you’ you laugh a little, Calum and Luke or start over at Robbie making you roll your eyes. 'Guys!’ You sing, catching Calum’s attention. 'Are we going?’ You ask, he glances up at Robbie before nodding. 

'Don’t you need your guitar?’ Calum asks, you nod feeling dumb for forgetting it. 'Two seconds’ you tell him before rushing off to the back of the pub for your stuff. 

CALUM’S POV

'Just do it’ I huff, Luke frowns at me but only for a second, then he is staring at that Robbie guy again. 'Do what?’ He asks. 'Tell her you like her’ I shrug, he spins to stare at me, his eyes wide. 'What? Who? I don’t…I don’t know what you talking about! I don’t like anyone’ he rushed looking panicked and I don’t best to bite down my laugh. 

'Come in Luke, we spend 99% of our time together, how long did you think you could hide the facts you like my sister from me?’ I question him, his lips move and I know he has no reply. 'Seriously just ducking tell her already' 

'Ready?' 

———

 YOU’RE POV

'Ready?’ I ask the boys, Calum smiles. 'Yeah, I’m gonna Erm…meet some friends so you go back with Luke, he’s staying ours anyways’ Calum explain and you nod following. 

'You are? I am?’ Luke looks confused or shocked as he looks to Calum, 'yeah you are’ Calum tells him, you give them a second as they stare at each other before breaking the silence 'Okayyyyy’ you drag before patting Luke’s chest. 'Let’s go’ you tell him. You walk out to the car in silence Luke looking deep in thought. He climbs in and you open the door in your side, freezing when you hear your name being called. 

'I thought we were going out?’ You see Robbie jogging over to you, you roll your eyes. 'Yeah so did I’ you mutter before moving a little closer. 'Look Robbie I’m good with this being casual but don’t make me look like an idiot’ you tell him, he doesn’t reply for a second, you notice he looks over your shoulder, glancing at Luke. 'You do a good enough job of that yourself, Calum’s your brother, what’s this loser always around for?’ Robbie spits. 

'Don’t talk about him like that’ you become defensive causing him to scoff. 'Wow, okay, are you fucking him too? You get around love’ you’re about to defend yourself when you feel an arm pull you back a little, Luke putting his body in front of yours. 

'I think it’s time for you to go’ Luke’s voice is harsh, in the years you have known him you have never seen him like this. 'No worries loser, the sluts all yours’ Robbie laughs a little as he steps back about to walk away Until Luke’s fist comes into harsh contact with his jaw, you gasp, grabbing Luke’s arm. 'Luke what the fuck’ you hiss, shocked by his actions, the wide look in his eyes showing you he is just as shocked. You glance to Robbie seeing his bent over holding his face, he doesn’t move other than sway for a couple of seconds and you look too Luke. Nodding your head to the car you both climb in silence as Luke pulls away Robbie stands straight and watches you drive off. 

'Thanks’ you sigh ten minutes later, although it was unnecessary he had done it in your honour. 'It’s fine, that’s guy is scum, I don’t know why you were wasting your time’ he tells you, causing you to roll your eyes. 'Let’s not do this again’ you mutter, glancing over you see a smirk tugging his lips as he knows he was right all along. 

You’re sitting under your duvet half an hour later, you only came up to change but ended up climbing into your bed, 'What are you doing?’ Luke calls from downstairs. 'Come up’ you shout back, you hear his feet trampling up the stairs before your door opens and stands in the door way glaring at you. You lift the covers next to you and nod for him to join you. He closes the door shaking his head 'Get the control’ you tell him before he sits down he huffs standing back up and climbing in the bed, he starts flicking through channels and you shuffle down the bed resting your head in his chest. 

'Thanks again’ you tell him, 'you don’t have to keep thanking me, it’s my job’ he tells you, you internally scream but smile instead. 'Yep, as my brother’ you sigh a little hopping he didn’t notice. 

'Not as your brother’ he tells you, 'Come on Luke you know I was just pissed the other day, I love you’ you move your head to look at him he smiles softly but it doesn’t reach his eyes. 'No it’s not that, look I probably shouldn’t do this, I mean it’s just…’ While he starts to ramble you sit up and turn to face him. 

'I hate calling you my sister; I hate thinking of you as my sister, it’s pretty sick to think of you as my sister. Okay….I wasn’t gonna tell you, ever, but Calum figured it out and he told me to man up, I just don’t want you to freak out I mean it’s weird I just….’

'Luke I like you, more than a brother, more than a friend, I like you’ you rush out, interrupting him, he stares straight at me. 'Oh shit, I don’t know why I said that’s, I thought you were…of course you weren’t’ you ramble getting out of the bed and moving towards the door, your heart racing as you feel the heart filling your cheeks. 

He grabs your arm pulling you back to the bed where he is kneeling on the edge not giving himself the time to stand, he pulls you to him, his lips crashing into yours, your mind is racing as you feel his lips move against yours, your to shocked to move, you have been waiting for this for years, this is what you wanted. 

'Kiss me’ Luke whispers before pressing his lips slowly back to yours. 

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anonymous asked:

Would you mind sharing a lil more about your experiences with ghosts? I'm intrigued! It's always something I've wanted to experience, but so far I haven't.

I have a lot of strange experiences with spirits. Since I was 9, I’ve been seeing this little girl in my house. On my birthday I got a Ouija board so of course all of us little girls ran into the bathroom and played with it. I didn’t know it was a portal then, and I’m really lucky we didn’t bring in a nasty spirit! I’ve always been in touch with the other side, at least in a small way. I’d never sleep in my room because it didn’t feel right in there. It felt really heavy (turns out my room is the only room in the whole house with the original floors). So I would always sleep in my sisters room, and then when I got older I ended up sleeping downstairs on the couch. But I remember laying in my sisters room and every night looking out in the hall and seeing this foggy ghost girl, but it was always quick. I’d look out and she’d run into my room. One night I was laying facing the room and I heard someone whisper “there she is” and I opened my eyes and saw this face in front of me, then it went away. Another night a friend was sleeping over and we were all in my sisters room. It was 3 in the morning (the dead hour) and they were both asleep. The doors kept blowing open earlier in the day so we put a bunch of things in front of it so it’d stay shut and all of the sudden started shaking really aggressively and there was a horrible groaning. It went on for a few minutes and then it just stopped. A few years later, I was in high school and my sister got me a bunch of bouncy balls. I was going to sleep one night and they all just started bouncing all over my room. I could hear them but I was too afraid to turn around and look. I woke up the next morning and couldn’t find them. When I came home from school, they were in a circle under my bed. Whenever I’d be on the phone with a bad boyfriend, this little ghost would come on the line and say something to them in a strange voice and I would never hear it, but they would. Or she’d make the connection all fuzzy. One time I was coming down the steps and we could all hear another pair of footsteps behind me. Lights would be turned off or turned on, the vacuum once started without being plugged in, things will be moved or fixed. Another boyfriend was chasing me around the house and he thought he followed me into the bathroom but actually followed a ghost (lol). Some nights I’d be laying in my bed and I’d feel this weird feeling start at my toes and go up my whole body but I wouldn’t let it go up to my head because I didn’t know what would happen. I’d feel hands on me and they wouldn’t be there. Friends have experienced this too. I’ve had SO many interactions with this particular ghost. Some psychics have come over (friends, not paid ones so they’re legit) and most of them wouldn’t even go in my room because the energy was too strong. One women was sooooo in touch with the other side that she knew the story and was able to talk to the girl. For a long time I thought I was just seeing things and feeling things and hearing things but I was giving her a tour of the house and she just goes “There’s a little girl by your window” and I was like “I KNOW!!” so then it all started to come together. The people who had our house before us redid some of the walls and found a shoe in one. In the late 1800s when people would pass away, they’d put something of theirs in the house to keep them grounded. So this little girl had a twin who fell in the well in front of our house and died, that’s her shoe. The girl who is stuck in my house died of old age and came back as the age she was when her sister died. There’s some more about her grandma living down the street and her father and so on, but anyways she can see the well from my bedroom window. So she’s waiting for her. When my sister and I were younger we’d see a man walking to our door but we never heard a knock. There has been some more recent stuff too but it doesn’t have much to do with her. For a long time I tried to help her move along but I didn’t really know how. I don’t know if she’s still here or not. But my friend died a few years ago and our whole family would hear knocks on the back door and the windows for weeks after he passed. He’s visited me in dreams too. I love dreams because they link our disconnected world to everything that isn’t here and that’s amazing. This summer I was in Colorado and I kept accidentally laughing like him and it started to freak me out - I was wondering if it was because something was going to happen and he was warning me. Two nights later we made it to a cabin, and I’m laying on the couch not sleeping at all. I felt really uncomfortable. I felt and somewhat saw this huge spirit go through the entire house. The next day we found out my grandpa died around when that spirit went through. When we made it to my aunts house, my moms phone started calling her dad. So there’s some of the stuff, certainly not all!

Where He Takes You on Your First Date- 5sos preference
  • Calum: "Hey, (y/n), are you um ready?" Cal asked nervously. You nodded as he offered his arm to you. You walked out of your flat to his car, and he opened the door for you. Cal drove for a bit, making small talk easily, until he pulled up to a small Italian restaurant. It was completely empty, but Cal opened your door and guided you confidently to the entrance. "Um, Cal, I don't think they're open." You gave him a weird look as he pulled out keys and unlocked the door. "I have connections." He winked at you, guiding you in. You gasped as you saw that the restaurant was completely dark except for one small candle lite table that had food on it. He pulled out a chair for you and then sat down himself. "I know we've been friends forever, but I wanted our first date to be special... because I love you." He said. You smiled and blushed, before saying, "I love you too... but can we eat?"
  • Michael: "Mikey, we're going to get into trouble!" You whispered into Michael's ear as you two snuck into the back of a theatre. "(Y/n), I know you haven't known me long, but you should know by now that trouble is my middle name." "I thought it was Alfred?" You teased and he jokingly glared at you. He grabbed your hand as you two dashed into the closest door, walking into a cheesy chick flick. "Ugh, just my luck." He groaned as you two found seats in the back row. He pushed up the arm rest, and picked you up, setting you on his lap. His fingers slowly began to trace up your thigh. "The movie might suck, but at least we can make it interesting." He whispered into your ear before getting down to business.
  • Ashton: You and your bestfriend, Ashton, had finally told each other how you felt about one another a week ago. You two had loved each other for a long time, and Ash wanted to be with you, so he asked you out on a date. You had never been on a 'date' with Ash, and you were really nervous when he finally rang your doorbell. "You look absolutely stunning." He cockily grinned as he eyed you. "I bet you say that to all the girls." You rolled your eyes, secretly enjoying the attention. "What part of 'I've loved you for five years' didn't you understand?" "Right, right, sorry. So, what's the plan?" You asked. Ashton looked you up and down again. "You know, you look too good for anyone else to see. I think we're just going to spend the night here." He said before backing you back into your flat, pinning you against a wall, and kissing you until tomorrow.
  • Luke: "Hey." You said nervously as Luke opened the door to his flat. He grinned when he saw you, and guided you in to his movie room. "I know you said it was ok that our first date was just a movie date, but I feel bad. Are you sure I can't take you to a 5 star dinner?" He asked. "Luke, this is the perfect first date. Don't worry about it." You kissed him on the cheek, and you saw him relax. You two sat down on the couch as he started the movie. He wrapped his arms around you as you snuggled into his chest. The movie was barely five minutes in before you turned towards him. "I know we've spent hours watching movies together over the years, but I think this is the only movie night I'll ever remember when I'm old because it's our first movie night as a couple." Affection filled Luke's eyes as he stared down at you. "(Y/n), I'm in love with you. I hope that doesn't freak you out but I just couldn't keep it in anymore." You brought his face to yours, slowly kissing him. "It doesn't freak me out because I love you too."
  • *if you want part 2 where they frick frack holla at me and ill write it yoooo. hope yall enjoyed it plz give me feedback AND REQUESTS FOR BOTH 5SOS AND 1D ARE OPEN YALL*
the shoebox project sentence meme - part one
  • "it frightens the shit out of birds which you can imagine is exactly what I look for in a mode of transportation."
  • "_________ has got his head stuck in a window."
  • "S/He is not doing great, s/he is stuck in a window."
  • "Do please try not to be arrested."
  • "I don't know why s/he looked so panicked. I was wearing a top hat and was very chivalrous I think."
  • "We only almost got arrested once, and that was a mistake, I'd never seen that goat before in my life."
  • "QUIET IS BORING. BOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIING."
  • "I want to help you eat your sandwich."
  • "So this is a short note to let you know I miss you too! Though I miss my jacket more!"
  • "Stop making faces, that one you've got on right now is particularly unappealing."
  • "Repeat after me, ______: I do believe in commas. I do, I do."
  • "Summer love. Ah, the romance. Ah, the black eyes."
  • "It isn't funny. Stop laughing, I mean it."
  • "To pee or not to pee is hardly the question."
  • "I can say funnification if I want and one day, when our epistolary extravaganzas are published, the world will sit back and think What Brilliance!"
  • "Stop looking at your tongue in the mirror it's unbecoming."
  • "_____ do you think my tongue's weird? I keep looking at it in the mirror and it is WEIRD, it's sort of POINTY."
  • "I did that on purpose, you see, to give you something to do."
  • "Betrayal is a bitter potion to swallow, you know."
  • "There are nights I awake in a cold sweat, clutching my pillow, convinced I have got a GREAT BLOODY PINK DUSTER STICKING OUT OF MY ARSE when ALL I TRIED TO DO WAS HELP MY FRIEND IN HIS HOUR OF NEED."
  • "REST UP ALL RIGHT, don't do any calisthenics for a couple of days and no violent shagging!!"
  • "S/He's always around and s/he smells nice so why not right?"
  • "Like how some girls give friendship bracelets, we can give Friendship Scars."
  • "I like your nose."
  • "Anyway how can you resist a face like this?"
  • "So I look like two years ago I was on the African desert battling mad stampeding elephants with very pointy tusks."
  • "S/He's glad. S/He just doesn't know it yet."
  • "Can I have a towel, please, o most patient and understanding of hosts, on whose territory I have done nothing but trespass and drip."
  • "hey! that was definitely Inappropriate Touching."
  • "There are people who would give their eyeteeth to be groped by me, you know."
  • "Now. Where were we? Ah yes. Revenge."
  • "Thanks for making me miss all the fun, you stupid wanker."
  • "if it's war you want, it's war you've got!"
  • "At least i don't have fleas."
  • "You're a madman."
  • "I've got new socks on!"
  • "You do not win with no more underwear ever."
  • "You're again apologising for yourself. Stop it!"
  • "We must be getting somewhere; i didn't poison you, myself, or light anything on fire last time."
  • "You expect me to believe that?"
  • "I don't hate _____. _____ hates me."
  • "You told me you hate him/her!! We all hate him/her!!"
  • "Maybe you're being slowly eaten away from the inside."
  • "Are you busy after class? I want to talk to you, this is stupid."
  • "I thought you looked rather dashing, nearly snorting it up into your nose like that."
  • "Hang on, aren't we in a fight?"
  • "We've been very mature. We've definitely resolved the issue at hand."
  • "Well, if it makes you feel better, you look terribly handsome."
  • "I've always had a thing for older men."
  • "I encourage all forms of flattery from my underlings."
  • "They do say, that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery."
  • "What could possibly make things worse than right now?"
  • "Just don't do anything stupid, ______, and don't say anything stupid, either."
  • "You know, I thought this night couldn't get any more beautiful, and then you stepped round that corner."
  • "You are the only (wo)man who has ever managed to hold my complete attention. I can't stop thinking about you, I can't eat, I can't sleep, I do nothing but pine and steal your clothing--"
  • "I was under the impression that I had never even held your partial attention for more than a half an hour."
  • "I heard you and _______ shared a most passionate embrace."
  • "S/he's really a terribly attractive (wo)man, you know, for her/his age."
  • "You know, I do find myself developing a strange craving for human flesh."
  • "_______, you are determined to ruin everything!"
  • "Oho! Someone's not getting into the Halloween spirit!"
  • "I haven't said anything!"
  • "I've not said one word about your grammar."
  • "I'm not frightened."
  • "______, you are about to learn the meaning of a thumping."
  • "How do you know if you're paralyzed?"