i haven't seen this movie yet

I actually sat down and shut my mouth and actually just listened and you know, accepted every bit of information with no judgement… I knew that it was my job to show, you know, that people that are on the spectrum are just regular people, literally, just how we talk, how me and Becky [Becky G, Yellow Ranger] talk, they feel the same way, they have the same emotions, they wanna be loved, that want people to love, they want relationships they want, you know, connections, and it’s just like I was really excited to be able to play that ’cause I know it means so much to so many people, ’cause all of us are affected by it… and it’s something I feel like we needed to have in this movie to be honest.
—  RJ Cyler, who plays Billy Cranston (the blue power ranger) in Power Rangers (2017).
The signs as lines from John Mulaney’s “The Comeback Kid”

Aries: This is an on-fire garbage can…could be a nursery


Gemini: I like having a puppy that’s a bulldog, cause it’s like having a baby that is also a grandma

Cancer: I am very small, and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.

Leo: No one wants to applaud the penis of a 32 year old weirdo

Virgo: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair

Libra: aHHH! One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet! And when one feels like a duck, one is happy!

Scorpio: Anyone who’s seen my dick and met my parents has to die. I can’t have them running around.

Sagittarius: Sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all

Capricorn: Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs

Aquarius: Sometimes he will watch a movie on TV, even though he already owns that movie on DVD. Pointing this out to him confuses and upsets him.

Pisces: My vibe is more like, “hey, you could pour soup in my lap, and I’ll probably apologize to you”

Cleaned up that sketch for fun. I guess i’ll print them out as 4x6 cards. For what reason? 

I don’t know. I suppose I could give them to people who buy the bigger kylo ren print or cosplayers or just people who come up to me and say they like kylo ren at cons (yes, try me at magfest). Make people cry. Something. I don’t know what i’m doing with my life. 

Movie Poster Remake: Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992) Directed by David Lynch

Something I appreciated about Logan (I'm sorry I'm still talking about it, indulge me. And scroll passed this post if you haven't seen it yet)

There were no long beautiful speeches about humanity and mutantkind.

There was no snarky comeback or cutesy quipping.

It was two broken, humiliated remnants of a happier, more idealistic era trying to find just a morsel of happiness in a miserable lonely wasteland of a world.

People don’t playfully snap at each other like in avengers.

They don’t have glowy magical spears like in Thor, or immaculate, clean, and powerful with no drawback abilities like…well the original x men movies.

They have powers that are killing them.

That are weak and beyond their control.

They’re looking for peace.

And that’s all.

Logan was the most human movie I’ve ever seen, and it was so rugged and down to earth that I’ll never look at heroes the same way.

This is the side of super heroism that you don’t get to see.

The side where you’re not just mentally broken but physically broken.

And the only thing you’ve got left is a friend who remembers the glory days when you were both whole.

Oh my god things I never expected to see in a Batman movie (spoilers if you haven't seen the Batman Lego movie yet)

-the gremlins
-King Kong, the dinosaurs from Jurassic park