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Movie Poster Remake: Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992) Directed by David Lynch

The signs as lines from John Mulaney’s “The Comeback Kid”

Aries: This is an on-fire garbage can…could be a nursery

Taurus: [MOOING ANGRILY]

Gemini: I like having a puppy that’s a bulldog, cause it’s like having a baby that is also a grandma

Cancer: I am very small, and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.

Leo: No one wants to applaud the penis of a 32 year old weirdo

Virgo: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair

Libra: aHHH! One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet! And when one feels like a duck, one is happy!

Scorpio: Anyone who’s seen my dick and met my parents has to die. I can’t have them running around.

Sagittarius: Sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all

Capricorn: Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs

Aquarius: Sometimes he will watch a movie on TV, even though he already owns that movie on DVD. Pointing this out to him confuses and upsets him.

Pisces: My vibe is more like, “hey, you could pour soup in my lap, and I’ll probably apologize to you”

Power Rangers AU where Trini’s family owns and runs the best (if only) authentic Mexican restaurant in Angel Grove. It quickly becomes one of the most popular restaurants in town. Jason, Billy, Zack and Kimberly decide to spot by for lunch after one particular long day of Saturday detention and there they meet Trini, who works as a waitress. They end up loving the place and it quickly becomes their go to spot to eat and hang out. And to Trini’s annoyance, they’re always there, especially during her shifts. And the gang’s always try to befriend her and talk to her, much to her dismay. She eventually does give in and they become friends.

One day as the hang walk up to the restaurant, there’s this sign on the door, saying that they’re closed due to the fact that they’re short staffed. Trini’s parents are sick and so are a couple of workers her parents hired. So Trini had to close down for the day, since there was no one to take the orders, cook the food, serve the food, clean and run the resturant, and she can’t do it all herself. Plus, her brothers are too young to help yet.

When she comes by to check on the restaurant later on, she see that someone put another sign underneath the first one. When she reads it, she gets angry and instantly knows who it was. Needless to say, Zack finds himself banned from the restaurant for a while once it opens up again the following day.

anonymous asked:

Head cannon where Richie takes Eddie to a concert and Eddie feels all weird at first but he kinda gets with the music and ends up feeling really bold and leaves a hickey on Rich by the end and he walks out all proud while Richie is still trying to process his bold ass little boyfriend

(I’m so sorry this took so long but OH GOD I love this so much!!!)

“Let’s get a spot up the front!” Richie yelled over the loud crowd. His hand was clutching onto Eddie’s tightly with absolutely no intention of letting go. He knew how much the younger boy feared being around this many people. With germs being spread everywhere and dirt all over the ground, it was basically paying $50 for Eddie to experience his worst nightmare.

“I- I don’t know, Rich,” Eddie stammered. He stopped abruptly in the crowd, resulting in Richie falling backwards and into his chest as their hands were still connected.

Richie placed his hands on Eddie’s shoulders as he tried to calm down the younger boy. He’d thrown his asthma inhaler out a couple months ago, and it was times like this that Richie knew how badly Eddie missed that stupid blue puffer.

“Hey, I’ll keep you safe, okay?” Richie said as he stared into eddies eyes. “I won’t let go of your hand the whole time, I promise. Besides, it’s The Cure! We have to get a decent spot!”

Eddie reluctantly nodded and let Richie continue dragging him closer and closer towards the creaky wooden stage. They pushed passed people, Richie simply shoving his way through and Eddie apologising to everyone as they hurried by, and eventually they were there. Front row. Right where Richie wanted them to be.

“Just keep your promise, Richard Tozier,” Eddie whispered into Richie’s ear. “Do not let go of my hand.”

“I wouldn’t dream of it,” Richie replied.

Soon enough the lights in the small venue darkened, and out walked The Cure: one of Richie’s favourite bands in the whole world.

Richie cheered as loud as he could as the guitar and drums began playing, filling the entire place with screams from fans. Everyone pushed forward in an attempt to get as close to the band as possible, and Eddie found himself being pressed extremely close to Richie’s side.

“Soak it all in, Ed’s!” Richie yelled over the music. “Soon enough it’ll all be over and you’ll regret not loosening up a bit!”

Eddie took this in. He knew a lot of the songs from Richie playing them non-stop in his car whenever they would drive somewhere. Or in his bedroom on the cassette player. Or in Eddie’s bedroom on Eddie’s cassette player. No matter what, Eddie was always hearing The Cure somehow when he was with Richie.

He was recognising song after song as they played, and ever so slowly he began singing along. Richie looked over at his small boyfriend and admired how he knew every single word, and how he was gently bouncing up and down with a wide grin spread across his bright face.

Eddie turned to face Richie at the same moment. Their eyes never left each other’s as “Friday I’m In Love” played behind them. Eddie’s mind was whirling and the adrenaline had kicked in, and before he could process what he was doing, he stood on his tippy toes and pulled Richie’s face onto his own.

It felt like the crowd was cheering for them. For these two 18 year old boyfriends who were making out at a concert. And that gave Eddie that extra bit of courage he needed to move his lips from Richie’s soft ones, and latch on to his neck instead.

Richie wrapped his arms around Eddie’s neck, savouring this rare moment he knew he wouldn’t be experiencing for a long time to come. Eddie placed his hands gently on Richie’s hips and pulled the tall boy as close to him as humanly possible - although the amount of people that were shoving up against them did help Eddie out there.

“What the fuck,” Richie whispered in confusion as Eddie pulled away and placed a short kiss to his boyfriends lips. He was trying to figure out what had come over Eddie. He’d never given Richie a hickey in the 3 years they had been together! “I need to take you to concerts more often.”

Eddie chuckled. “I won’t complain if you do,” he replied cheekily.

The two boys watched the rest of the show and when the last song finished, they walked out hand in hand as they had been for the entire set. Eddie’s chin was pointed upwards with pride as he loudly repeated over and over again, “wow, that’s one damn fine hickey you’ve got there, Richard Tozier! I wonder who gave it to you?!”

And Richie laughed and shoved Eddie’s shoulder, then quickly pulled him back into his side and kissed his forehead delicately.

“Why, the one and only Edward Kaspbrak did!”

I actually sat down and shut my mouth and actually just listened and you know, accepted every bit of information with no judgement… I knew that it was my job to show, you know, that people that are on the spectrum are just regular people, literally, just how we talk, how me and Becky [Becky G, Yellow Ranger] talk, they feel the same way, they have the same emotions, they wanna be loved, that want people to love, they want relationships they want, you know, connections, and it’s just like I was really excited to be able to play that ’cause I know it means so much to so many people, ’cause all of us are affected by it… and it’s something I feel like we needed to have in this movie to be honest.
—  RJ Cyler, who plays Billy Cranston (the blue power ranger) in Power Rangers (2017).

Cleaned up that sketch for fun. I guess i’ll print them out as 4x6 cards. For what reason? 

I don’t know. I suppose I could give them to people who buy the bigger kylo ren print or cosplayers or just people who come up to me and say they like kylo ren at cons (yes, try me at magfest). Make people cry. Something. I don’t know what i’m doing with my life.