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send me a word! || learn all about my muse's physical features!
  • [hair]: length, colour, texture, whether it grows quickly or slowly, how manageable it is, whether it requires lots of styling, do they leave stray hairs everywhere, is it present on their face, is it present on the rest of their body, etc.
  • [eyes]: not just the colour, but the shape, the length of their eyelashes, whether they're alert or usually half-closed, large or small, sunken into the face, ringed by bags, etc.
  • [mouth]: are their lips always drawn thin or are they plump and kissable, what's their "default expression"/resting face, do they have all their own teeth, do they use their teeth to smile, etc.
  • [face]: what is the shape of their face, do they have pronounced cheekbones or a strong jaw, what's the size and shape of their nose, what's the size and shape of their ears, do they stick out, are they pointed, etc.
  • [skin]: obviously colour, but also if they're inclined to run hot or cold, do they have any blemishes or unusual markings, are they inclined to blush, are they freckled, do they tan, what does their skin feel like, etc.
  • [build]: are they skinny and petite or do they resemble a body builder, are they tall or short or average height, are they lean and wiry, are they overweight, are all of their features proportionate, etc.
  • [chest]: (potentially nsfw) what size are their breasts if they have them, nipple colour and shape and size, do they have visible muscle definition/abs, etc.
  • [groin]: (potentially nsfw) any information pertaining to genitals - length, girth, shape, colour, "unusual features", also includes the rear and its general appearance, etc.
  • [hands]: are they large or small, do they have pianist's fingers or short stubby ones, do they tend to get sweaty or are they always dry, is the skin rough or delicate, are the nails painted or chewed or sharp, etc.
  • [legs]: are they solidly built, short and stubby, or long and graceful, do they have knobbly knees or rounded knees, what's their gait, etc.
  • [feet]: do they have a habit of going up on their tiptoes, what's their usualy stance, do they tend to shift their weight to a preferred side, etc.
  • [other]: any other obscure feature or tiny detail that the asker is interested in, could include fantastical elements such as a tail, wings, horns, must be stated by asker, etc.
AKAAAASHI
AKAAAASHI

Bokuto: Well, of course, there are plenty of times that fails and they just slam the ball down.
Akaashi: That happens quite often with you, Bokuto-san.
Bokuto: Akaaaashi! You’re supposed to say, “that’s not true” there! […] Spiking doesn’t just involve slamming the ball into the ground. If you are calm, you’ll see how to attack.
Akaashi: Oh, that’s not true, Bokuto-san.
Bokuto: Akaaaashi, you’re late!!

We have a problem as a society. Our goal is efficiency, but the result of efficiency by definition is that it takes less work to get things done. And less work to get things done means there is less work to do. If there is less work, there are less jobs. Progress destroys jobs.


Another result of efficiency is an explosion in population. The easier things get, the less of us die. More and more of us, less and less jobs.


(…)


Humanity’s drive toward betterment has resulted in two things: more people and less jobs. None of our choices were wrong, exactly. Each was made with good intentions, hell maybe every choice was correct. The problem wasn’t the choices but the values. Survival is no longer a value, because survival has become easy. It used to be old people were revered, because they had outrun death longer than anyone else. Now old people are just the ones who waited around too long. Anyone can become an old person with a little luck. It’s not a collapse of morals that has diminished our respect for the elderly. It’s an inevitable response to the changing meaning of age.  


(…)


Since we no longer value survival and age, we need some other way to rank people. Because we need that, we need some people to be worth more than others. We have many ways to do that, but here’s one: we value wealth. The ones who own more are better. Not for any reason, just because. And since theoretically but rarely actually in practice, the way toward owning more is work, work has become a measure of someone’s value, second only to money. A lazy rich person is better than a poor person with a good job, but a poor person with a job is better than a poor person without a job. Ranked first by wealth, then by worth. And so, that is the situation: There are more of us, there are less jobs, and we value people by whether they have a job or not.


What happens when you have a world where it is impossible for people to create value for themselves in the eyes of society? What happens when we judge people for the inevitable outcome of our collective actions?


I don’t know. But together we’re finding out.

—  Alice Isn’t Dead, Part 2 Episode 2: Mouth of the Water
Jacksepticeye themed asks
  • I haven't seen these around before so I'm making one!
  • 1. Sticky bomb!: If you could make a weapon of your choosing, what would it be and what funky name would you give it?
  • 2. SPEED IS KEY: What's your dream super power?
  • 3. Green Pewdiepie: Has anyone ever compared you to someone else? Was it positive or negative? How did you feel?
  • 4. Antisepticeye: What's your favorite horror trope? Least favorite?
  • 5. "Am I recording?": Have you ever done something to completion only to find you'd done ot completely wrong? What was it?
  • 6. BAYTIN(as of today its a meme ahah): Ever been in a fight? How'd it go?
  • 7. Irish Slang: Do you know another language? What is it? Say something in that language!
  • 8. Dr. Schneeplesteen: What's your favorite board game?
  • 9. All the Way: What was one of your most unmotivated points? What got you through that point?
  • 10. Jacksepticeye power hour: Are you impulsive or do you usually think things through before doing something?
  • 11. Cool Patrol: If you met your idol, who would you meet and what would you say?
  • 12. Cuz Fuck you, that's why!: What's a favorite insult that you actually use on others?
  • 13. I know what do: When learning something new, do you learn quickly or does it come slow?
  • 14. The gauges: Is there anything you'd ever want to do to 'decorate' your body? Tattoo/gauges/hair dyeing/piercings?
  • 15. That's a stup: Do you get bored easily?
  • 16. Robin's edits: Do you think you'd ever be a video editor? Are you currently? What's your favorite edit to do/favorite edits to see?
  • 17. Signe: Do you have a significant other? How long have you been together? If you are single, have you ever had a significant other? How long did it last?
  • 18. The hat™: Do you have a favorite peice of clothing? What is it?
  • 19. The Undertale series: Do you have a favorite game? What is it?
  • 20. High fives all around: Is there a special greeting/parting gesture you give to others? What is it?
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zero_toyko: Thank you very much @shawnmendes for coming to @zero_tokyo today!!! Please, feel free to comeback whenever you like!!