i haven't got a problem what are you talking about

anonymous asked:

dear, ely since you are a cis woman you should not be running this blog. you don't understand what it's like to be trans just because you have a trans husband. that would be like me saying i understand what it's like to have vision problems just because my fiancé wears glasses. you can make positivity posts or how to help ease your partners dysphoria. stay in your lane and stop talking about things you haven't experienced first hand. xo your local trans dude

Got anything better to do, kid? Ely’s been with me since I came out as trans. She has a good background and knows what she’s taking about.

~Mod dad

I just had this crazy headcanon where Lucius and Narcissa are just crazy and cool parents
  • In Draco's second year, Lucius and Narcissa surprise him when he comes home for Christmas by giving him a small cosplay before dinner.
  • In comes Lucius freaking Malfoy with short black messy hair, large round glasses and a freaking lightning bolt scar.
  • Lucius: oh I wonder what second year will have in store for thy one who lived! I bet everyone will love me even more!
  • Draco wide eyes cracks up
  • Then Narcissa jumps into the frame, wearing male robes and trousers, and her usually blond hair is PLATINUM and sleeked back.
  • Narcissa: not if I can help it! Potter you absolute disgrace, haven't taken up my offer in becoming my friend have you?
  • Draco blushes, because he's still crazed over that same problem.
  • Lucius: ugh Malfoy, leave me alone, I've got muggle borns to save and snakes to talk to. *poses like superman*
  • Narcissa scoffs: of course you'd make those two things your to do list. What about Quidditch ey potter? I'm seeker this year.
  • Lucius: ha, as if I'm scared of losing to you, I AM Harry freaking Potter.
  • Narcissa: you wouldn't be seeker either if it weren't for me, so I'd hush if I were you. *does a raspberry*
  • Lucius rolls his eyes: you're such a poof Malfoy.
  • Draco: DAD!
  • Narcissa: a lot more than you obviously, how do you like that Saint Potter?
  • Lucius gasps offendedly: take that back, I'm obviously a better poof than you!
  • Narcissa smirks: oh yeah prove it Potter. What? Are you.... scared potter?
  • Lucius: you wish. *grabs Narcissa and plants a big kiss on her lips, then pulls away proudly.* told you Harry Potter isn't afraid of anything, certainly not being a poof.
  • Draco is banging his fist on the table dying of laughter.
  • Lucissa: aND SCENE! *bows*
  • Remus: I really need to talk to you.
  • Lily: I'm all yours.
  • Remus: Well, it's a little... Complicated.
  • Lily: I like complicated.
  • Remus: Just a few people know about it.
  • Lily: The boys, right?
  • Remus: Errm. Yeah, the boys... James calls it my furry little problem.
  • Lily: Oh. I can't believe it. I knew it!
  • Remus: You... Did?
  • Lily: Sure! You couldn't have expected I would not notice you disappear some nights...
  • Remus: Oh, God. Aren't you... Disgusted?
  • Lily: Of course I'm not disgusted. Just curious. Where do you go on those nights?
  • Remus: Ah... The Shrieking Shack.
  • Lily: Oh.
  • Lily: So the moans... And the sounds people claim to hear it's you... Oh God, Remus. That's wild.
  • Remus: You have no idea.
  • Lily: But this explains a lot. That's why Sirius is an animagi, right? So he can go with you without being noticed. Wow. Ingenious.
  • Remus: Hell, yeah.
  • Lily: You both should really love each other. I mean, all this work just to make out.
  • Remus: Yeah, I guess... Wait. What?
  • Lily: I got it, Remus, no reason to be shy.
  • Remus: What-? What the fuck are you talking about?
  • Lily: ... Sirius, of course! He's your "furry little problem", isn't he? I mean, he's a dog...
  • Remus: ...OH GODDAMNIT LILY!
  • Remus: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN... OH GOD.
  • Lily: ... Then what is it?
  • Remus: I'm a fucking werewolf, Evans! That's my furry little problem!
  • Lily:
  • Lily: Oh.
  • Remus:
  • Lily:
  • Remus:
  • Lily: So... You have two furry little problems, haven't you?
  • Remus:
  • Remus: Yes.
  • Lily: I knew it.
About Shou--aka, what are we talking about?
  • Tora: Shou, huh...
  • Saga: He's like a CPU. But I don't really understand CPUs...(laughs)
  • Nao: Lately he's been really good at remembering.
  • Saga: Yeah. There's a computer that governs his brain.
  • Tora: Yeah, Shou's specs are really high.
  • Nao, Tora, Saga: Definitely.
  • Saga: He's able to process information very quickly.
  • Tora: I can't find anything bad about him.
  • Neo Genesis: Wow, for you to be able to say that even after being around him for such a long time is really something.
  • Nao: Compared to when I first met him, he's grown very human.
  • Neo Genesis: So what was your impression of him when you first met him?
  • Nao: At first I thought "perhaps he's a little cold...?" But he's actually a really deep, emotional guy.
  • Neo Genesis: Is that something you noticed while on tour?
  • Nao: During times of stress and bickering amongst the guys, gosh, it made ME feel like I was pretty beleaguered (laughs).
  • Hiroto: Haven't heard THAT in awhile.
  • Nao: I'm an innocent Japanese man.
  • Tora: (grimacing) This talk has rambled on so much, I'm kinda lost now...
  • Nao: See, definitely the body of a Japanese person (laughs).
  • Neo Genesis: (laughs)
  • Nao: See, when I was a kid I did soccer, and my legs got really muscular and because of that they didn't grow very long. So, when they're making our costumes, and taking height measurements and the height when seated, you'd measure from there, yeah? And--(comes back to himself) Ah--what were we talking about?
  • Neo Genesis: When you guys were having problems and bickering while on tour! What would Shou say, something heated, or something soothing?
  • Nao: Ah--ah, yeah! (laughs) Well, the contents of the discussions are rather heavy...
  • Neo Genesis: So, what would Shou say....?
  • Nao: "I understand, man." (laughs)
  • Neo Genesis: Those words really got to you, huh?
  • Nao: Yes! Yes, they did.
  • Tora: Shou.. I dunno if it's surprising or not, but he's very deep emotionally, he's a real friend. When you see him, he looks good, he's so talented, he makes everything look effortless. But when we're together, I know he's actually putting forth the most effort of us all. He's truly amazing. He's the perfect guy.
  • Neo Genesis: And that's the Shou you've come to know this year?
  • Tora: Yes, and more so.
  • Shou: Wow, I've been praised to the extreme...but... Don't you think what Saga said first was the best?
  • Saga: (laughs)
  • Neo Genesis Spring 2006