i haven't done anything new in a while

  • psychic: *reads my mind*
  • my mind: an open letter to the fat, arrogant, anti-charismatic national embarrassment known as pRESIDENT JOHN ADAMS! SHIT! THE MAN'S IRRATIONAL, HE CLAIMS THAT I'M IN LEAGUE WITH BRITAIN IN SOME VAST INTERNATIONAL INTRIGUE, B I T C H P L E A S E! you wouldn't know what i'm doin', you always goin' berserk, but you never show up to work! give my regards to abigail next time you write about my lack of moral compass. aT LEAST I DO MY JOB UP IN THIS RUMPUS! OHHHH! THE LINE IS BEHIND ME, I CROSSED IT AGAIN, WHILE THE PRESIDENT LOST IT AGAIN! OH, SUCH A ROUGH LIFE? BETTER RUN TO YOUR WIFE, YO, THE BOSS IS IN BOSTON AGAIN! let me ask you a question, WHO SITS at your desk when you're in MASSACHUSSETS? they were calling you a DICK back in '76, aND YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING NEW SINCE! you're a NUISANCE with no sense. you'll die of irrelevance. go ahead, you can call me the devil, you aspire to my level, you inspire to malevolence. sAY HI TO THE JEFFERSONS! and the spies all around me, maybe they can confirm, i don't care if i kill my career with this letter, i'm confining you to oNE TERM! SIT DOWN, JOHN, YOU FAT M O T H E R F U C K S T I C K!
  • psychic: what the fuck
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theater challenge[1/5] quotes 

well, it wasn’t always like that. for four years, the city of light went dark. there was violence and swastikas in the streets——- and then came the liberation. but, how can you feel liberated when your city’s been crushed? there’s still no food or electricity; when friends and neighbors are being betrayed and guns still firing in the night. see, some things about a war—– they don’t just change over night. but, it’s from the ashes of war that friends were made and new loves found. and that’s what it was like on the day jerry mulligan decided to stay in paris——- oh, and it starts like this.

tagged by @tonydarling. Thank you, darling! hehehe :P

Rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag 20 blogs you would like to know better!

A - age: 26.
B - birthplace: California :)
C - current time: 1:31 pm.
D - drink you last had: I’m drinking a watermelon mint lemonade right now.
E - easiest person to talk to: Depends hahaha
F - favorite song: The Shock of the Lightning - Oasis
G - grossest memory: it’s hard for me to be super grossed out, so I barely remember anything.
H - horror yes or horror no: Horror NO!
I - in love?: Sadly, no. :(
J - jealous of people?: Sometimes… 
K - killed someone?: LOL yes, in my head. :P
L - love at first sight or should I walk by again: Love at first sight.
M - middle name: Don’t have one.
N - number of siblings: Just one.
O - one wish: To win the lottery! hahaha
P - person you called last: My mom.
Q - question you’re always asked: “What’s it like to be a twin?”
R - reason to smile: MY WWII CAPTAIN AMERICA FUNKO!! :’)
S - song you sang last: Leve les voiles - Coeur de pirate.
U - underwear color: why?
V - vacation: I WENT TO IRELAND IN APRIL, WHAT MORE COULD I WANT? :’)
X - x-rays: I don’t think so.
Y - your favourite food: TACOS! 
Z - zodiac sign: i think i’m a pisces?

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