i have... no confidence but it's here i guess

slytherpuff relationships 3

Request: Hi! Could you do a hufflepuff (female) x slytherin (Male) but the puff is actually a lot shy at first (when slytherin is hitting on her) cuz she doesn’t really believe that he’s actually interested and stuff, but when she got trust on him she’s very talkative and that type of person whos quiet but could start a revolution if they wanted? Please?

of course hun! ok so this sounds super cool so im gonna do it

  • Hufflepuff is the type of girl who would be the centre of attention among her friends
  • shout to be heard
  • sing and dance terribly or just put on a show
  • but would literally die if she was called to answer a question in class
  • slytherin was super cocky
  • basically the stereotypical slytherin
  • he didn’t hate being in slytherin
  • but he wished his Ravenclaw friends would trust him a little more
  • he kinda liked to flirt with everyone
  • and by everyone we mean 
  • that one Hufflepuff girl
  • at first he started because he thought it was funny
  • talking to anyone other than the people she talked to normally gave her mild anxiety
  • I mean obviously he doesn’t like her
  • he’s just doing it for the laughs
  • ha ha ha so fuckin funny
  • but when she started getting used to his remarks and flirting
  • she would hit back with the most badass comebacks
  • sometimes if she was having a bad day shed just hex him
  • it actually made her more confident in her charms and she was top of the class
  • most of the time the other Slytherins cheered her on for her hexs
  • over time she started to build more confidence in general
  • and the slytherin kind of went from “yeah shes cute I guess its funny how shes all flustered”
  • to “did you see her with that transfiguration charm that was so fuckin cool bloody hell it was pretty hot”
  • they became friends sorta
  • it would be “coincidental run-ins”
  • like “oh I saw you walking towards this hallway and there’s nothing down here except for that cupboard and the library I was not expecting you here whaaaaat so you wanna study together or..?”
  • and shed laugh because ok but I saw you pack up your things super slow so that you could walk out the door at the same time as me
  • so our little puff has started to think that maybe he does want to spend time with her outside of class
  • so she asks if he wants to go up to the observatory later
  • and he’s there 13.45 minutes early
  • but when she gets up
  • she sees him sitting there
  • and hes drumming his fingers on his leg and checking the small time piece he got from his muggle-born friends on his wrist
  • and he’s looking up at the sky and running his hand through his hair
  • and he looks so
  • normal
  • and then theyre sitting there
  • for hours just talking
  • and to his surprise
  • she does most of it
  • and he just listens
  • because this girl has only ever talked to me when I’ve talked to her
  • and here she is telling me about the Great Depression from her muggle studies class
  • and how if theyd just done this then it would have been a little better for all those families who needed to work
  • and slowly
  • slowly slowly
  • he’s falling in love for her
  • this seemingly quiet girl who hexed him every time he told her she looked nice today
  • and the girl who would stumble on her words when he said she looked good in green
  • and the girl who wasn’t able to answer questions in class because her mind just blanked
  • this was a whole new side to the same girl
  • the girl that made him want to start dancing with her when they cheered for the quartet in the painting to keep playing their terribly off-key notes
  • and the girl who watched the owls disappear into the sky before she yelled “I love you, bird!” and then pointed to the owls in owlery “AND YOU! AND YOU! AND YOU! YOUVE ALL WON A TELEVISION!”
  • the girl who stood up during their study session in the library and whisper shouted “I hate this” before walking out
  • the girl who talked for hours about all the time shed spent in muggle London over the break and everything shed learnt
  • “there are these boxes and you can press a button and it saves an exact replica of whatever you’re looking at”
  • “look this is my shoe, this is the ground at one of the parks in London, this is the sand at the beach we went to one time…. im not very good at using them yet.”
  • and the slytherin is laughing because even he remembered cameras from his muggle studies class in second year
  • but he lets her talk
  • because shes just so chatty
  • and theres no way to stop her
  • so he lets her do her thing
  • “A PHOTOGRAPHER! Thats what the little box is called!”
  • and he doesnt even bother to correct her

CG: YOU’RE A GOD.

CG: AND I AM NOT.

CG: IT WAS FATED TO HAPPEN, I GUESS. WITH THE UNCONCEIVABLE HORSESHIT THAT IS THE ALPHA TIMELINE EXISTING AND ALL.

CG: GOD EVEN NOW IT SEEMS LIKE WE’RE STILL TRAPPED IN THAT ENTROPIC GAME. SOMETIMES, I FEEL LIKE IT’S NOT OVER. THAT IT NEVER WAS OVER. THAT EVERYTHING IS JUST SOME BLOATED-OUT JOKE.

CG: HEY, YOU ASKED FOR VICTORY? YOU WISH TO LIVE FREELY, WITHOUT BEING BURDENED WITH THE CONSTANT FEAR OF BEING DRIVEN THROUGH A SKEWER, AND PARADED AROUND THE INCIPISPHERE AS YOUR CO-PLAYERS CAN ONLY GAZE HELPLESSLY AT YOUR MANGLED CORPSE?

CG: LAUGHABLE. THIS BULLSHIT WE CALL A ‘VICTORY’ IS ESSENTIALLY JUST A COSMIC ‘FUCK YOU’ HIDDEN BEHIND A FACADE OF HAPPY BRAINLESS CARAPACES AND OVERSIZED CAN ACCOMMODATIONS. BUT HEY, AT LEAST WE GET FANCY TIARAS!

CG: NOW, I COULD GO ON RAMBLING ABOUT THE PHILOSOPHICAL IMPLICATIONS OF THIS GAME, ALLOWING FOR MY LIPS TO RIVAL THE SPEWING VELOCITY OF THE SHIT CANNON BELONGING TO AN UNFORTUNATE SOUL WITH CHRONIC DIARRHEA, BUT I’M NOT GOING TO.

CG: THAT ISN’T WHY I’M HERE.

CG: YOU KNOW, AS MUCH AS IT DRIVES THE ACIDIC CONTENTS WITHIN THE FATHOMLESS DEPTHS OF MY STOMACH TO DANCE SPASTICALLY, THE BRAIN-NUMBING CONCEPT OF THE HEMOSPECTRUM DID HAVE ITS PERKS. IT SEPARATED US FROM ONE ANOTHER, FORCING US TO CONFIDE WITH MEMBERS OF OUR OWN BLOOD CASTE.

CG: IT MADE THINGS EASIER, IN A SICK, TWISTED SENSE.

CG: YEAH, I KNOW I’VE NEVER ACTUALLY HAD A CASTE TO BELONG TO. I DIDN’T HAVE ANY OF THAT, WHICH I GUESS IS WHY THINGS HAVE BEEN HARDER FOR ME. PRETTY MUCH EVERY ASPECT OF MY LIFE THAT MY THINKPAN CAN CONJURE HAS BEEN RIDDLED WITH HARDSHIP BECAUSE OF MY UNINTENTIONAL NON-CONFORMITY TO ALTERNIA’S BACKWARD-ASS CASTE SYSTEM.

CG: Â I BET PARADOX SPACE IS LAUGHING ITS INSUFFERABLE ASS OFF, AS IF IT’S SAYING, THROUGH GIGGLES, “HEY, LET’S SCREW AROUND WITH THIS DUMB BASTARD FOR A BIT. CAN’T GIVE HIM A CHANCE TO WIND DOWN, NOW CAN WE?”

CG: …

CG: FUCK, ENOUGH OF THIS SELF-DEPRECATING SHIT! LOOK, WHAT I AM TRYING TO SAY IS THAT DEATHS WERE EASIER TO HANDLE. PEOPLE THAT YOU ASSOCIATED YOURSELF WITH LIVED FOR ABOUT AS LONG AS YOU DID, WHICH WAS ALMOST GUARANTEED WHEN YOU AND YOUR ASSOCIATES SHARE THE SAME BLOOD COLOUR.

CG: THAT… ISN’T INCLUDING MY SPECIES’ UNHEALTHY OBSESSION WITH CULLING PRETTY MUCH ANYONE FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER.

CG: THE POINT THAT I AM SO UNGRACEFULLY ATTEMPTING TO UNRAVEL IS THAT… WELL, I AM NOT A GOD.

CG: YOU ARE, BUT I’M NOT.

CG: YOU PROBABLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT TOO. I DON’T WANT TO ADMIT IT, BUT SOON ENOUGH I’LL BE GONE. JUST A MEANINGLESS BLIP IN YOUR RADAR (DID YOU GUYS EVEN HAVE RADARS? I STILL CANNOT GRASP HOW UNFATHOMABLY PRIMITIVE YOUR HUMAN TECHNOLOGY WAS).

CG: ANYWAY, IT HADN’T REALLY OCCURRED TO ME HOW MUCH I FEAR DEATH. THE IDEA OF IT NEVER REALLY CAME TO MIND. I GUESS HAVING BEEN BROUGHT UP IN A CULTURE THAT THRIVES ON VIOLENCE AND DOMINANCE KIND OF NUMBED ME TO THE CONCEPT.

CG: I’M SCARED, DAVE. I KNOW IT’S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN FOR A WHILE. BUT FOR YOU, AN IMMORTAL TIME LORD, IT’LL BE SOON. YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO BE A HERO, THOUGH ADMITTEDLY YOU ALREADY ARE. YOU’LL GET ALL THE TIME TO CHANGE YOURSELF, AND BECOME A BETTER VERSION OF YOURSELF. AS YOU WOULD SO ELOQUENTLY MENTION EVERY SINGLE TIME WE’D BURN OUR VISION SOCKETS WITH ROM-COMS (WHICH FOR YOUR INFORMATION IS THE GREATEST MOVIE GENRE TO EVER EXIST. I KNOW YOU LIKE THEM. I KNOW YOU DO. I’M ONTO YOU, STRIDER). FUCK, AS I WAS SAYING, YOU WOULD SAY “karkat that is so goddamn corny,” AS YOU INSULT THE MASTERPIECE THAT IS EVERY DANE COOK MOVIE EVER.

CG: AND YES, AS ‘CORNY’ AS IT IS, YOU HAVE TIME TO PUPATE INTO A BETTER YOU. YOU GET THE CHANCE TO REDEEM YOURSELF. YOU ARE MY HERO, AND YOU CAN GIVE YOURSELF THE CHANCE TO BE SOMEONE ELSE’S HERO.

CG: LOOK, I HAVEN’T DONE ANYTHING REMARKABLE IN THE TIME THAT I’VE LIVED. THERE ARE MANY THINGS I REGRET. MANY THINGS I WISH I COULD HAVE DONE - AND NOT DONE. LIKE HOW I KEEP FINDING MYSELF RUNNING ASS-BACKWARDS INTO SOMETHING WITH A GREATER PROBABILITY OF ENDANGERING EVERYONE I CARE ABOUT THAN NOT. BUT THERE’S NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT NOW.

CG: …

CG: FUCK, I’M WASTING MY TIME. OKAY, HERE IT IS:

CG: DAVE, I LOVE YOU, AND I REGRET NOT HAVING TOLD YOU SOONER.

@davekatweek Day 4: Sadstuck. :(                                                                        

Immortality sucks.

I hope this was good enough. Taken four hours and it’s 1 in the morning. what am I doing?

Jaa'm Needs A Quick Break

Hello again, my lovely patrons of the Jaa’m! It is my regret to inform you that Jaa’m requires another brief break in order to sort some things out. More info in the tags

What are you doing here?

Since its convention season, I wanted to make a short Terrorohm fic based at a convention. Enjoy!!


Brian was walking around the convention center when he felt his phone vibrate. Brian made his way over to a table so he wouldn’t be run over while he checked his phone.
He opened his phone and stared at the text in confusion for a minute.

From Ohm: Hey Brian, can you do me a huge favor?

“I thought I told everyone I was going to be gone this weekend.” Brian mumbled to himself as he typed.

From Brian: What is it?

From Ohm: You’re at that convention in Indianapolis right now, right?

From Brian: Yeah… why?

From Ohm: Can you get to the west wing?

From Brian: I can. Why?

From Ohm: It’ll all make sense once you get there.
From Ohm: Trust me

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

Really man a sticker is all you got? Is this how you Ichirukis support all your statements with a bunch of merchandise from Shonen jump? Lol so everyone gave a crap about Ichiruki and not Bleach itself because of a sticker showing the main characters on it. Ok well your honour I rest my case.

You’re pretty stupid if you don’t understand that a massive media conglomerate releases merchandise on the basis of what sells. (Of course, I already know you’re pretty stupid simply because you’re here, talking with me, during your supposed “moment of triumph.” Confident people don’t have to gloat.) Which is also why Volume 74 has Ichigo and Rukia on the cover. And why WDKALY has Rukia on the cover. And…

I could go on. But the reason you’re so dismissive of merch is (of course) that there is no IH merch, and never will be, just like you’d dismiss color-spreads and poems and everything else for the same reason. Enjoy your single chapter with its like, three pages of interaction, and your shitty sketch in an awful piece of official fanfic, I guess?

Anyway, we have a capitalist global economy, so if you want any more of my time, you’re going to have to pay for it. Don’t even bother sending me another ask unless it’s to negotiate payment, I’m just going to delete it.

THE SIGNS AS QUOTES FROM KANYE'S VMA SPEECH
  • Aries: "and after that night, the stage will be gone but the effect it had on people will remain"
  • Taurus: "It's about ideas bruh, new ideas, people with ideas!"
  • Gemini: "Listen to the kids bruh"
  • Cancer: "I will die for the art"
  • Leo: "I'm not no politician bruh"
  • Virgo: "we're gonna teach our kids that they can be something"
  • Libra: "Bruh... Bruh...."
  • Scorpio: "I'm confident. I believe in myself"
  • Sagittarius: "and yes, as you probably could have guessed by this moment, I have decided in 2020 to run for president."
  • Capricorn: "'did he smoke something before he came here?' The answer is... yes I rolled up a lil somthin"
  • Aquarius: " I feel like I DIED for the artists opinion"
  • Pisces: *stands in silence for two minutes*

@icxnhxndleit gets some Ezio Auditore.

               Ezio. Leader of an ancient order brotherhood of assassins who has sworn to uphold the laws of ancestors passed found himself in the office of his so called handler. Not because he’d gone against SHIELD. The organization he’d paired up with for the time being since their goals aligned momentarily. No he was there for one reason, only one. One that most would be cringing over since his handler had been known to be slightly difficult to read, or to predict.

Last night he had sent her a dick pic, well more of a feature video of him playing with it until he had, uhm, had one hell of a finish. The thing could have been a feature length home video but he hadn’t recorded the entire thing. Just the last seven minutes. She hadn’t sent anything back that might make him think he was in for it today. Though when he’d done it and sent it to her instead of its intended recipient he may have been hoping for something in return.

Angela Veronica Stark was quite the gorgeous woman, she walked around with an air of confidence that he found attractive. Sure he would have preferred to show his interest in a different way but hey it had happened. So now it was all about making the best of the situation if he could. “Why am I here? I’m guessing it was because of the accidental video I sent last night.”

i’ve lost a lot of muse for this blog and the characters. i’ll have souls over at @oversouls but otherwise, story is at a standstill for the time being. i’ll still be signed in here regularly.

i haven’t posted anything all weekend, so here is a small ike

Literally feel like my head is going to like just explode, I’ve never felt so empty in my life. I feel like Im seriously just floating in life, with no direction , im just like here to fill up space. And as much as I try to do things and push myself towards my goals , I literally feel like my feet are stuck to the ground. And I try to speak to my friends about it, but no one seems to fully understand me because all they see is happy naz , and I feel like since they have never seen me under so much stress , they don’t know how to deal with it or how to address it. Idk if this is making sense, I don’t think it even makes sense to me, but im just venting, I need to get this out, but I feel like Im going crazy . Im 19 years old and I feel like I have not reach any mild stone in my life, even though I have, I’ve become way more confident , but I guess I want more and don’t know how to get there. Its highly frustrating and I guess the reason Im writing this here is because I feel like I give off this ‘I am perfect, I love myself, happy go lucky’ vibe ,but I get mad , I get frustrated with myself, and if anyone could relate and you feel the same way, just know you are not alone !

anonymous asked:

Hi Becca! Today I bought a couple of crop tops, which I've never owned, and I'm so, so nervous about wearing them. I don't have anything that's really high waisted, so whatever I wear them with my tummy's just going to be right out there, and it's not small. I'm trying to get up the confidence and the tops are so cute but that's my least favorite part of my body. I guess I don't know what advice I'm looking for. I just need to get confidence, I guess!

post them here!! try out different combinations and snap mirror or self timer selfies and post them among the other fatties who are showing off what they got.  you’re allowed to wear whatever the hell you want and feel good about doing it.  thin midriff’s are not the only kind that are wonderful.
http://igotgamebythepound.tumblr.com/post/87349434396/i-feel-so-incredible-in-my-skin

look at this fat babe.  this is one of the most goddamn beautiful pictures I’ve ever seen and her tummy is out their for the world to see.  it’s soakin’ up that vitamin D, it’s happy and it’s round and it’s awesome.  you deserve to feel like this, remember that<3

(also, I want you to know that it’s okay to take baby steps.  you are in no way obligated to do something that you’re really uncomfortable with.  if you need to wait to wear them, or maybe buy a skirt or something that you feel more comfortable wearing with it, then that’s perfectly okay too!  it’s all about you feeling good and wearing what you like.  just remember that your tummy is a good tummy and that even though there is a lot of negative feelings towards them sometimes, they are not the enemy and they don’t NEED to be hidden away (:)