i have warts on my fingers

So i have a wart on my finger and I was thinking of ways to get rid of it, when @inquiries-of-an-intj suggested that i bag a dead cat, throw it into the grave of an evil corpse, and wait until midnight to scream “Devil follow corpse, cat follow devil, warts follow cat, I’m done with ye!”.

This is why everyone should have an intj in their life. I mean… The quality of helpful advice you’ll receive. Wow.