i have to go to work in half an hour. rawr!

Childhood story #3

Sasuke the explorer

“Say backpack”

“Backpack”

“Say backpack”

“Backpack!” Shisui rolled his eyes in an annoyed manner, he looked over his math book to his youngest brother who was sitting right in front of the TV.

“Turn it down” Shisui ordered, only to be ignored. “Princess” He put his book down and was ignored again. “Princess!”

Sasuke finally turned his head and Shisui wished he could scold his 5 years old brother for being so oblivious, but those innocent, doll-like eyes just screamed innocence. Besides, Shisui had noted before that Sasuke had the talent of completely blocking his surroundings and put 100% of his focus on one thing, which was mostly the TV.

“Turn it down” Shisui repeated.

“I am watching it”

“The volume, princess, the volume, I could not have been clearer!” Shisui leaned his head on his hands.

“Alright” He grabbed the remote control and turned the volume down, looking back at Shisui to see some sort of approval.

“That is good” Shisui said, looking back at the equation.

“Heeyy, little dinosaur!” Fugaku grabbed Sasuke from under his armpits and threw him in the air, immediately getting his youngest son’s attention.

“Rawr!” Sasuke roared loudly.

“Last time I checked, t-rexes were one of the biggest dinosaurs” Shisui sighed. Why wasn’t the library open on Sundays? It would have gotten him through his homework so much faster.

“Hey, listen buddy” He put Sasuke on the couch and squatted in front of him. “I have to go to work”

“I wanna come! I wanna come!” Sasuke got on his knees and bounced on the couch. Fugaku put both his hands on Sasuke’s shoulder and forced him to sit still.

“Sure…you wanna cum” Shisui sniggered.
“You can’t, you have to be at least this tall” Fugaku put his hand up a random height and Sasuke stared at it.

“Can I stand on my toes?” He asked dead serious.

“No” Fugaku said bluntly. He stood up.

“But your brother will be babysitting you”

“I did not sign up for this” Shisui immediately responded.

“Five bucks” Fugaku negotiated.

“Pfff, no way, unless it is five bucks an hour”

“How about five bucks and you are not in a youth hostel?”

“You’re a bad dad, you know that?” Shisui cocked his head. Fugaku lifted his shoulders in a non-caring way.

“You will take care of him, don’t let him watch too much TV, oh…and if anything happens to him, it is on you”

“Why is it on me?”

“Should I blame a 5 years old or a 13 years old?” Fugaku raised a questionable eyebrow.

“Why not blame the dad who left the 13 years old in charge?” Shisui put his pen down.

“Damn boy, the more you grow up to more you start to sound like those attorney lawyers, annoying”

“The more I see this kind of injustice, the more I want to become a lawyer” Shisui leaned back in his chair and looked at his dad who was shaking his head.

“I will be back before dark” Fugaku stated, leaving his two sons alone.

Sasuke crawled off the couch and sat back in front of the TV. Shisui grabbed the remote control and turned it off, causing his younger brother to turn his head to Shisui.

“The TV. broke” He stated.

“Then you just have to do something else”

“Like?” The younger one stood up.

“Pff, go play with the ball in the backyard” Shisui suggested.

“Would you play with me?” Sasuke asked, it made Shisui chuckle again.

“Fuck no” Shisui shook his head before realizing what he just said. He looked back up.

“That is a no-no word” The younger one stated.

“Yes, it is…I was…testing you!” Shisui said.

“…Did I pass?” Sasuke asked, awkwardly looking around him.

“Yes, you did, go play in the backyard” Shisui picked his pen up and read the question over again. He turned the page on his notebook and started on a blank page.

Finally, some silence and alone time. Now the 13-years old could finally finish his darn math homework. Half an hour passed and Shisui looked up from the math problem. It was really quiet…maybe even…too quiet.

“Princess?!” Shisui called out, but didn’t get a response. He called again, but then decided to stand up and take a look himself.

“Sasuke?” Shisui muttered under his breath, seeing an empty backyard and…a back door that was swung open. “Sasuke!” He clenched a fist, “That annoying little brat!”

Shisui grabbed his shoes and the house keys before running out the back door and closing it behind him.

“Sasuke!” He shouted, walking through the allies and looking at the small parks nearby. Though the kid seemed to be gone. The anger turned into worry. What if the kid got grabbed by some weird perv?! Was math homework really worth his life?! For fuck’s sake, the kid was five, he must be scared and hungry…okay probably not hungry, but scared for sure!

“Say backpack, backpack, backpack!”

Shisui’s eyes widened and he turned his head to the left, seeing a familiar ninja turtle backpack and a dinosaur plushie. Sasuke sat on his knees in the grass and grabbed his backpack and grabbing what seemed like a bandaid. He unwrapped it and put it on the dinosaur plushie.

“We did it!” He threw his hands in the air and made a mini victorious trumpet sound.

He was playing…Dora the Explorer…no…more like..Sasuke the explorer…

Shisui wanted to smack the brat at least four times, but dealing with a crying kid wouldn’t really make his day easier. He wanted to walk towards him and just take him back home, but seeing him unroll a A4 paper with some stupid map drawn on it was too adorable to stop.

“So we slipped passed the ugly curly sheep-”

A imaginary brick fell on Shisui’s head…yeah…take a wild guess to who the ugly curly sheep was…

“Then we passed the forest of doom, now we have to go pass the rocky path and to the big red chicken!” Sasuke said to the plushie before putting his backpack back on and grabbing Mr.Roary.

In short, he was going to the petting zoo. Shisui sighed, but decided to follow his little brother from the background. Let him have this little adventure of his, it will make him tired and force him to take a nap. It would only be less trouble for the older Uchiha.

He silently walked behind Sasuke until he heard somebody call his name. He turned his head and saw the neighbour.

“How have you been?” She asked in a friendly way.

“Ah! Hey! Yea, I am doing fine”

“Good kid” She smiled kindly, “So…what are you doing behind a tree?”

“Uhm…I am watching my little brother, the youngest.” Shisui said and scratched the back of his head nervously. He looked from behind the tree and frowned seeing a man kneeling next to him, holding a lollipop.

“You want the candy?”

“I am not supposed to talk to strangers” Sasuke answered, looking at his map.

“I am no stranger, I am uncle Bob”

“What is a stranger?”

“A stranger is somebody you don’t know, but I am uncle Bob” The stranger said, moving the lollypop a little to catch Sasuke’s attention again.

“But do I know uncle Bob? No…so…you are a stranger to me” Sasuke said, folding his maps.

“You are such a smart kid, I have more candy for you…”

“Hold on…no…no..wait a minute!” Shisui ran towards them and swept Sasuke up, holding him close.

“Yeaaahh~ Shisui!” Sasuke laughed, thinking it was some sort of game.

“Get the fuck away from him!” Shisui shouted, “With your stupid candy! You know schools warn kids for people like you! You…you-”

“Poopie head!”

“Yeah! Poopie head!” Shisui said, pointing an accusing finger. “You should be in jail! Your mother should have had an abortion!”

“Shisui, it is me, uncle Bob! I’ve known you since you were 3 years old”

“Yeah right! I am going to call the police! Child molester! Child molester!”Shisui shouted, catching the attention of some adult that suddenly grabbed the man by his arm.

“Is this man bothering you, son?” One man asked.

“Yes! He tried to lure my baby brother!” Shisui said.

“We will handle him, kiddo” Another man said, folding his arm and narrowing his eyes to this Bob guy.

“Thank you” Shisui said, turning around.

“No, the red big chicken in the other way” Sasuke said, struggling against Shisui’s grip.

“No, we are going home, that is final!” Shisui stated, but got kicked in the stomach, forcing him to let go.

“You are mean!” Sasuke shouted as he landed on the ground and ran away.

“Sasuke! Goddamnit!” Shisui hissed, running after him. Sasuke jumped and climbed in a tree.

“Come immediately down!” Shisui demanded.

“No!” Sasuke said, climbing higher in the tree.

“Sasuke, you will fall!” Shisui shouted, Sasuke ignored him, but just as Shisui predicted, he set his foot on a weak branch and fell down.

“What did I tell you?!” Shisui knelt in front of his younger brother, examining him from top to bottom. Sasuke hugged his knees and started sobbing silently.

“You made yourself cry” Shisui stated, “I told you not to climb it, I told you to play in the backyard, what do you do? THE OPPOSITE!”

“I…I…wanted to…play…” Sasuke sulked, “You never want to play”

“Don’t put this on me, brat!”

“Madara doesn’t play with me, Obito doesn’t…you don’t…mommy keeps niisan away from me and…Izuna is playing with somebody else” Shisui sighed.

“That is not it, Sasuke, see, when you grow up…you have other responsibilities and sometimes…It takes over, look at me, I go to middle school, I have homework which does take priority, but…I am still here chasing you all the way…just to make sure you are safe”

Sasuke looked up, wiping his big tears away.

“Can you walk?” Shisui asked.

“Yes” Sasuke said, “But I still want you to carry me”

Shisui smiled, “Yes, princess” he carried Sasuke on his back.

“Can we still go and see the big red chicken?” Sasuke asked.

“Sure…Dora the Explorer” Shisui responded. It was not far anyway.

“Will you be Boots?”

“Uhm…yeah, whatever”

“You have to wear boots to be Boots”

“Well, I am not wearing boots”

“Then how are you Boots?” Sasuke asked.

“One more comment about boots and I will show you some place where I can shove a boot up”

“…You don’t have to go bananas”

“I will drop you” Shisui commented already annoyed.


OOXOXOXO

“Look, look nissan” Sasuke sat on Itachi’s lap and showed the map he had drawn. “We passed the ugly black curly sheep, then passed the forest of doom and then went on the rocky path to the big red chicken!”

“Ooh, and you drew that yourself?”

“Yes, yes!” Sasuke smiled when Itachi patted his head.

“It must have been quite the adventure, are you now Sasuke the explorer?”

“Yeah!” Sasuke smiled.

“More like Sasuke the troublesome” Shisui muttered, his head leaning on the armrest of the couch. It seemed he was the only one exhausted. The doorbell rang and the three looked at each other.

“I got it, I got it!” Izuna ran towards the door, but was picked up by Fugaku with one arm and thrown over his shoulder. They were goofing around before Fugaku opened the door, there was some talking in the hallway before Fugaku walked back in the living room with a man that seemed very familiar to Shisui.

“Kids, you remember uncle Bob, right?”

“…Fuck no…”


-special thanks to @failureoftheyear for editing-

anonymous asked:

Could you do a reader insert with Dick where his motorcycle breaks down at like 3 am and he has to call his s/o because they're the only people he knows (and trusts) that can fix it?

“You got yourself in a bit of a pickle here Boy Wonder,” You whistle, looking at the masked man crouched over his bike. It had taken you a few drives around this almost empty block of the city to find exactly what alley he had stashed his bike in, but by god you had finally found it.    

“Id be in less of one if someone had come when I first called.” He shot back with a smile on his face, bouncing up off his heels to stand up to greet you. You glanced down at the phone in your palm to check the time.

3:30.

He had called you (several times) around two fifteen in the morning before you had woken up, got changed, gathered the tools you’d need and hauled ass across town.

“You’re lucky I came at all. Do you know what normal people are doing right now Dick? Sleeping. Not buzzing around on motorcycles in the middle of the night.”

“Yeah, but since when are we normal?” He teased you, before taking on a more serious tone, “Really though, I appreciate this _____. I thought I was going to have to push this thing Home.” Dick chuckled, stepping closer to you, coming out of  the shadows and just enough into the street light to illuminate the ‘Nightwing’ crest that covered most of his chest, which made you raise your eyebrow.

“Ah. So this is why you couldn’t just call a tow truck.” You pushed past him and to the bike that was parked near the far end of the alley, and made quick work of inspecting it. “Holy guacamole, what kind of damage have you put this poor bike through? I thought I told you to be careful with her.” You chastised him, eyeing him up over your shoulder.

“I have! I’ve been a prime example of a responsible rider.” He insisted with a grin, crossing

his arms and leaning back on the rough bricks behind him. “I’ve been super safe. Super careful.”

“Uh-huh. And I’m sure that footage of you crashing through the windows of an office building from a nearby roof that’s floating around youtube was you being a responsible driver? You’re right. So safe. Super careful.”

“So you saw that, huh? Its at what, 500,000 hits?” He gave an awkward laugh, running his fingers through his hair. When he acted bashful like this, it really played up on the boyish charm, and you felt your heat beat a little faster at the flustered man.

““A million since this afternoon. Tim forwarded it to me. I still like the one Jason sent to me the best though, ‘10 most epic super hero fails.’ Between you and Green Lantern, I think you guys made up about 8 of them.”

“That sounds embarrassing.”He sighed, sliding to sit on the pavement.

“Oh, it is.” You replied, pulling out your tools and getting to work on the Motorcycle.

You had grown into a comfortable banter with Dick, going back and forth, talking about everything and nothing. He occasionally got up and walked around the alleyway to make sure no one would stumble across you messing with Nightwing and his bike. It was late, and utterly deserted, so eventually he relaxed and you both were able to talk only using minimal caution.  Despite the inconvenience to your sleep schedule, and no doubt to his crime fighting one, you were more than happy to spend the early morning hours with Dick. Between his day and nighttime persona, as well as your own daily life and ambitions, having quality time together was becoming far and in between.

About a half hour into the repairs, you pulled back, wiping the sweat from your brow with your sleeve, and wiping the grease coating your hands onto the front of your pants. Nightwing only  took a second to notice before proceeding to hop up onto his feet, before coming to look over your shoulder at his vehicle.

“Is it okay? Did I kill it?” He asked, squinting back and forth between both you and the bike.

“Nah, it’s not dead, not yet anyway. I managed to make it so she’s back up and running, however I need you to actually remember to be careful this time.” You could see him already nodding off your warning, as he had a habit of pushing his luck until it broke. You poked him as hard as you could in the chest to bring his attention back to you. “What I did was like putting a band-aid on a bullet hole, so I’d finish doing what it is you need to do boy wonder, then get your pretty face back to the cave. I’ll come take a look after work, and do some real repairs, you got it?”

He flashed you a pearly smile, and hopped onto the bike, letting it rawr back to life. His face lit up even more.

“You’re a miracle worker _____. I tried my damnest to get this thing back up and running and you come here and fix it like it’s nothing.” Dick let out in awe, staring at you as if you had built a car from nothing. “You’re the only one I could trust doing this. Once it quit on me, I knew there was only one person I could call.”

“I wish you did have someone else to call at two in the moring. And remember, it’s not a fix. Don’t get too excited.” You warned, flicking him on the forehead where his mask didn’t cover. “You still got some stuff to do, or are you about ready to come home? We could always drop the bike off at the cave tomorrow after some sleep and breakfast?” The corners of his mouth lifted up and he leaned over to press a kiss to the top of your head.

“Sounds good. I still have someone to deal with real quick, but it shouldn’t take long. Race you home?”

“Take. it. Easy. No racing.” You chided, once again. What part of ‘take it easy’ wasn’t he getting?

“Awe, you’re just scared you’ll lose. How about last one home has to make breakfast?” He asked, raising an eyebrow at you, daring you to accept his challenge. You thought about it for a quick second, before pushing against his chest, bending down to sweep up your tools into your arms and make your way to your car as quick as you could.

“If it dies again, I’m not coming back! You’ll have to figure it out yourself! I like my eggs scrambled by the way, Nightwing!” You warned without turning back to face him.

You got into the car, and quickly made your way back to your shared apartment, grinning from ear to ear. From your rearview mirror you could see a familiar bike speeding up behind you, until it was right beside your car. Dick gave a small thumbs up and wave of the hand, before taking a sharp left and speeding off to try (and fail) to finish his vigilante duties and still come out victorious.

It was so stupid, just a small task and a little race, but it warmed your heart knowing that in a life filled with uncertainty and constant threat, you were both able to share moments like these.

The adrenaline you got from racing through the city got you worked up enough, that while you were sure you could go to bed with Dick, you wouldn’t necessarily be sleeping. You smiled at the thought, while pressing on the gas a little more to get back home the winner. 

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so like…hi. new year new jeannie except not really and you have no idea wHO THE HELL I AM thats ok

i didn’t want to post fics on my main blog so here i am wowie anyways.

summary: dan breaks off his “thing” with phil and literally regrets it 2 seconds later.
song!fic sorta following the lyrics of fallout by marianas trench oops.

i can’t do summaries.

warnings: swearing??? i guess. also my AMERICANNESS so sorry. and a random OC boyf who literally has no description i just needed a dude’s name sorry. 

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an empty room, i’m empty too
and everything reminds me of you

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SCM: Leon x Mc (Part 1)

 Ok~ New fanfic here~
I’m going back to school next week so i’m trying to write new fanfics as much as possible.Tho i’m very lazy. Lol~
I’ll be kinda busy when school starts again but doesn’t mean i’ll disappear. Teehee.

Plot: Mc turns into a cub.

As usual, this is not for request so i’ll just use my name so that it’d be easier to call her, instead of blank. Lol~

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Hiyori walks into the mansion because Leon has just called her. She’s a bit late since she has work today. She opens the door to the living room but she’s greeted by silence. Weird, usually Teo or Hue would be here at this time of day.

“Hm? Guess i’ll just wait here til they come back.”

Hiyori thinks to herself as she sits down on the couch. That’s when she notices a plate full of colorful animal shaped cookies. Just then her stomach makes a loud growling sound. 

“It doesn’t hurt to eat one right?”

Thinking that, she tosses a lion cub shaped cookie into her mouth.

“Mmn~ This is so good. It’s sweet and smell nice too!”

In no time, she has swallowed it. A minute after, she starts feeling weird inside, her breaths is short and she can feel her heart is beating faster. Then she sees smoke around her. 

“Hm? Where’s the smoke from?”

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