i have to go to bed omg

  • Pisces: oMg i'm so tired
  • Taurus: sAMe
  • Libra: current aesthetic
  • Gemini: ......
  • Gemini: we've seriously just been siTTINg on the couch watching movies ALL day ?
  • Taurus: And?
  • Libra: I have an idea guys
  • Gemini: Does it involve an activity that will ACTUALLY make us tired?
  • Libra: lets get all the pillows and make-
  • Gemini: -a giANT FORT?!?!
  • Libra: -a giaNT BED! So we can LAY down AND watch movies!
  • Pisces: OMG YAAASSS
  • Taurus: I'll go make another bowl of popcorn!
  • Gemini: ......
  • Gemini: I think i'm gonna go hit up Sag and Aqua guys
Some of my favourite Check Please characters

Jack “all your historic faves are queer” Zimmermann

Eric “I’m going back to bed and trying again tomorrow” Bittle

Kent “what do you mean I can’t drink coffee on the rink?” Parson

Alexei “I got you Get Well Soon toy bear while you heal bones I broke” Mashkov

Georgia “I have an army of lawyers and a hockey team that says don’t mess with me” Martin

So I’ve seen some posts about Jack having old jerseys from the teams he used to play on and it got me thinking…

Do you know how much random hockey memorabilia Jack must have? Like, I’m imagining Jack comes to visit Bitty one time. He was supposed to do laundry when he got back from the roadie but he really just wanted to see Bitty and go to bed, so he just ran back to the apartment to change, pulled out the last dregs of his clean clothes, and left.

So he shows up at the Haus in sweatpants from his team back in juniors, a Penguins sweatshirt, a Samwell scarf, and a Habs hat.

Bitty opens the door and lets him in, and then just stares.

“Honey, are you - are you wearing gear from four different hockey teams?”

“Er - probably?”

“And still managed, somehow, not to include the team you currently play for?”

“I’m wearing a Falcs shirt on underneath this sweatshirt.”

“Of course you are,” Bitty says, and then tugs Jack up the stairs so that he can begin, ahem, removing Jack’s wardrobe choices.

Hey, I call everyone “my dudes” but you can bet that if someone asks me not to call them that, I’ll respect their wishes and switch to their preference.

Because if I didn’t, they would be completely justified in calling me an asshole and I wouldn’t have a leg to stand on if I asked them to stop.

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Futurama Appreciation Week

Day four, planet express crew appreciation

What’s so wonderful about Leela being normal? The rest of us aren’t normal and that’s what makes us great.

Bosnian superstitions

- Sleeping with wet hair after a shower will give you brain cancer

- Going outside with wet hair will give you pneumonia. The world could be falling apart and my mother will still yell at me for not drying my hair as soon as I step out of the shower

- Cutting your nails at night will summon Demons (not exaggerating, I believed this as a kid?? GRANDMA OMG)

- After your house is constructed, there is a sacrifice

- If you’re sick it is because you drank something cold, or because you sat on a cold floor/doorstep. The latter also might mean that you won’t have kids.

- Just weird creatures in general that people sometimes ‘see’

- Leave and enter buildings with your right foot

- Put on your clothes and shoes from the right side

- Don’t whistle!! The demons will come (again)

- Crumbs from food around or on your bed will make you go mad

- Don’t you dare throw bread away (to be fair, this one might have been a result of people struggling to feed themselves during wartime)

- If you hiccup someone’s thinking about you 

- If you walk over somebody they will stop growing (another thing I believed when I was very young, sigh) 

- Don’t cut your nails on Tuesday either

- Baba Yaga will come if you’re a child who doesn’t listen to their parents

- There’s also a bunch of “signs” that signify that guests will come over which I think is cute. Guests are such a huge part of Bosnian life.

- If a woman makes the coffee and it overflows on the stove this is a sign that her husband loves her a lot

Being best friends with Carl Grimes would include...

-Holding hands a lot
-Playing around with his hair, braiding it, putting it in pigtails, finding a hair straightener and straightening it, putting it in a bun, etc etc
-Laying in bed having sad conversations really late at night when everyone else is asleep (sometimes you both end up crying)
-Reading your separate comics/books side by side and telling the other when something worth mentioning happens (”[character] just died” / “[character] just proposed” / “Listen to this joke omg”)
-Always trying to protect each other (”Y/N get behind me!” “No, you get behind me!”)
-Sometimes getting in small fights, but you both forgive each other quickly (”I don’t want you going, Y/N! I’ve already lost enough people!” “I don’t want you going either, Carl! You’re not the only one who’s lost people!”)
-Watching Judith together
-Bringing things back to Alexandria that you think the other will like on the rare times you’ll go on runs
-Finding nail polish and painting each other’s nails (”Y/N you’re getting it all over my fingers.” “Oh jee sorry, it’s almost as if I haven’t painted nails in five years, oh wait, I haven’t!” “I’ve never painted anybody’s nails before and I’m doing a better job than you!”)
-Having lots of inside jokes
-Reassuring him that he’s wonderful and you love him (because the poor boy’s probably insecure af)
-Hugs. Long hugs, short hugs, thank you hugs, don’t be sad I love you hugs, tired hugs, every kind of hug

I'm actually rolling around laughing😂

So, I was asking my mum if she could get me Dan Howell’s bedsheets from Ikea, and I was talking about how I didn’t think Phils green/blue bedsheets would go with the feel of my room like Dans would, Then my mum said the greatest thing ever😂 “Oh so they don’t share a bed? But I thought they were boyfriends? And the photos of them you have in your room on posters and stuff they look like they are together?” I held it together and casually said ‘no, they aren’t actually😂’ then I ran into my room and now I can’t stop laughing omg😂

Originally posted by 17blacklester

Things I Love about Pokemon Moon from my first day playing it:

  1. The whole intro, just everything about it
  2. There’s no “are you a boy or a girl” question, just “which one of these pictures is your passport picture” which is such a more natural way to pick your character
  3. The graphics are GORG
  4. A girl calls her rockruff she instead of it!! Pokemon genders are being acknowledged instead of just being its!
  5. Lillie nicknamed her pokemon omg. Nebby like nebula, I love it. I think this is the first time a character has ever nicknamed their pokemon?? Which I love bc like. We have the option to nickname all our babies, why doesn’t everyone else?
  6. I’m already gay for Lillie
  7. THERE’S A BATHROOM WITH A TOILET IN IT! And a bathtub! And there are Pokemon beds! And your mom has a bedroom too! There are so many little details omg it feels like a legit world now
  8. My beautiful soon-to-be-mermaid daughter is by my side when I go in my house to show her to my mom!
  9. “Pokemon with cool knees are neat”
  10. Pokemon have actions in the pokedex! the little animations are so cute
  11. Let me just lay down on Lillie’s bed even tho i can’t lay down on anyone else’s bed that i’ve seen so far, nbd
  12. Team Skull is. My favorite pokemon team ever. They try so hard to be stone hard thugs but they’re just??? Fucking DORKS????
  13. Grunt B calls Grunt A “my boy“ and they’re gay together

At dawn, when you have trouble getting out of bed, tell yourself: “I have to go to work – as a human being. What do I have to complain of, If I’m going to do what I was born for – the things I was brought into the world to do? Or is this what I was created for? To huddle under the blankets an stay warm?

“But it’s nicer here…”

So you were born to feel “nice”? Instead of doing things and experiencing them? Don’t you see the plants, the birds, the ants and spiders and bees going about their individual tasks, putting the world in order, as best they can? And you’re not willing to do your job as a human being? Why aren’t you running to do what your nature demands?

“But we have to sleep sometime…”

Agreed. But nature set a limit on that – as it did on eating and drinking. And you’re over the limit. You’ve had more than enough of that. But not of working. There you’re still below your quota.

You don’t love yourself enough. Or you’d love your nature too, and what it demands of you. People who love what they do wear themselves down doing it, they even forget to wash or eat. Do you have less respect for your own nature than the engraver does for engraving, the dancer for the dance, the miser for money or the social climber for status? When they’re really possessed by what they do, they’d rather stop eating and sleeping than give up practicing their arts.

—  Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

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“omg”

I like to think that everyone who has spent a fraction of time with him has a Drunk Yuuri story that usually ends with everyone almost going to jail or waking up in bed together

Also want to firmly believe that Yuuri is the type to make Sorry I Got Wasted And Sucked Your Dick Last Night pancakes the morning after thinking that he was probably a mess and not realizing that people refer to him as the Yuuri Katsuki Experience       


i also want to read that fic but i probably won’t write it because – as a person  who is A Lot like Yuuri – I tend to get real huggy and want to dance but I can’t think of a single instance where I’ve gotten actually horny and I feel like Victor, Takashi and Yuuchan are the only ones with that Experience.

He probably yelled at a shrub and fell asleep in Phichit’s lap, tho.

Contacts - Star Trek

“I LOVE YOUR FICS OMG. How could I not have discovered ‘em sooner?! If I may, may I request a Kirk fanfic where the reader finds out he has contacts? Or vice versa? Thanks!”

You awoke when the man beside you grunted in his sleep as he rolled over. You begrudgingly opened your eyes to look at the time. It was an hour earlier than you needed to wake up, but you needed to go to the bathroom so you decided against trying to go back to sleep. You swung your legs off the bed and stood, wincing as you did so. This was the first time you and Jim had actually slept together after a few months of casual dating and things got a little…intense. Which was very pleasurable, but damn were you sore.

You walked gingerly to the bathroom and then back to bed. As you tried to slip back in without disturbing him, he rolled back over and opened his eyes.

“Good morning Captain.” You smiled as he propped himself up on his elbows over you.

“Good morning.” He smiled sleepily and bent to kiss your forehead.

“Dear lord Jim, did you…drink or something when we were done?” You asked.

“Oh trust me, after we were done sleep was all I could do. Why?” He asked

“Your eyes are so red!” You raised a hand to his cheek.

“Oh damn!” He said as if realizing something. “Im not supposed to sleep in my contacts.”

“Contacts?” You asked, puzzled.

“Ya. Like to help me see.” He said, plopping over onto his back. You rolled and propped yourself up on your elbows over him this time.

“I haven’t even heard of anyone wearing contacts anymore. You know Dr McCoy can do a vision correction in like ten minutes?” You traced a thumb over one of his eyebrows.

“Why bother him when these work just fine.” He mumbled.

“Oh don’t tell me James T Kirk is scared.” You grinned, biting your lower lip.

He teasingly pushed you off of him and rose from the bed to go the bathroom himself. You rose to sit on the edge of the bed.

“Im not scared.” He said, walking back in. He walked over to you and pushed you back onto the bed, pinning your arms above your head.

“Uh huh.” You said.

“I just don’t like the idea of other people near my eyes.” He said, pushing kisses along your raised arms.

“Im pretty sure they have the success rate to 99.9% now days”

“Call me when they get too 100%.” He mumbled, moving his kisses to your face.

“Fine. But If you plan on staying here more, maybe you should keep some contact solution or something here.” You mumbled back.

“Are you giving me the proverbial ‘drawer at your place’ Y/N” he asked, pulling away.

“Maybe not a whole drawer Kirk. But you can share my sock drawer if you want.”

“Oh I want nothing more than to see your socks.” He said and reached to tickle your feet.

“Hey!” you giggled. “Stop that.”

He obliged, but only because he moved to nibble at your lips.

Don´t imagine

little Allen getting terribly sick and have to stay on bed and Cross being worried af because OMG Allen please don´t say Mana´s sitting on the chair. No, don´t go with him. Allen please take this, It tastes better than that wine I opened six months ago and haven´t closed yet. Please Allen stay with me. Please…Don´t go.