i have to!!!

  • Aries: People hold hands? Psh I can't relate, I throw hands like a real man.
  • Taurus: [puts on fake glasses] It's time to read some hoes.
  • Gemini: Me actually liking someone? Sounds fake, I just like the validation that I'm not complete trash.
  • Cancer: I'm internally screaming right now because the one day I decide to wear makeup I keep crying. My eyelashes are clumping together and I cannot. I refuse.
  • Leo: Do you ever see the sun and you're like ... Man, I'd love to punch it because same. I want to punch the sun so hard. My only chance to be fist-kissed by a hottie.
  • Virgo: I feel bad that I don't recycle. I just can't be inspired to do it because I still feel terrible about life after doing so. [throws water bottle in recycling bin] Oh look, I still have depression!
  • Libra: I want to have a flowery aesthetic... I need a group of friends that are always willing to take pictures of frolicking through flower fields.
  • Scorpio: I love the fact that no one really knows anything about me, but it also makes me kind of sad at the same time. What is my legacy besides being the mysterious and hot one?
  • Sagittarius: The only person in this world who will never break my heart is education connection lady. She's still in 2009 singing about her education experience and I refuse to believe anything different.
  • Capricorn: I've spent 10 hours of my life listening to the education connection song. If I don't make it to college, then I may as well just die.
  • Aquarius: Other people around me are always like "I LOVE YOU! OMG, I LOVE YOU!" Meanwhile I'm just eating my imaginary popcorn thinking about how much I hate everyone.
  • Pisces: I'm eating five hour old chicken nuggets and I'm sad. I don't think I'll finish them... I have to throw them away... This is probably the worst thing I've ever done in my life.

anonymous asked:

Hi! Love your yoi cat au, always makes my day! :D just out of curiosity, what is cat yuuri's favorite food? or does he gain weight easily so that he needs a diet?

He likes lots of foods! Catnip and catgrass are some of his favourites, and cooked fish and chicken. Victor’s got him on a reward system for his favourite foods AHAHHA

the softest meow

sooo,,, I had major phan feels and wrote a song about it and decided to share it with you!

(disclaimer: this song is written intentionally as if dnp are together, i’m not assuming anything, nor saying they are together. don’t attack meh)

(verse 1)
we didn’t know
what would come of this
we never thought
our worlds could come together

(pre chorus)
but i’m so glad you’re by my side
next to me in life
and i just wanna say
how much you mean to me

you are the moon and i am the sun
shining so bright from up above
holding each other hand in hand
singing along like we planned
you are the piece that fit to my puzzle
though i’m afraid to get in trouble
nothing can hide the way i feel for you

(verse 2)
llamas lions and badgers oh my
what did we get ourselves into this time
trying to keep our cool in the spotlight
with you right beside me it’s so clear
that we were meant to end up here
do what we love and say hello internet

(pre chorus 2)
but i’m so glad you’re by my side
next to me in life
and i just wanna share
all the success of our careers 

(little oh’s and ahh’s)

(2nd chorus)
i’m not afraid to get in trouble
cause nothing can hide the way i feel
for you  

Do not steal or repost my lyrics!!
don’t be that guy ;) 

Find the bad guy, push ‘em aside!
Then move on forward with your friend at your side
It’s a two-player game, so when they make an attack,
You know you got a brother gonna have your back!

Henlo I’m in love with these weebs and am officially in BMC hell

Alternate version with text under the cut!

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