i have this waiting for 2 weeks now

Warframe?What game again?

Soooo..as i sit here waiting for the fish, i realised that 2 weeks ago this game, this experience was just  repetitive missions alll and all over again and again, going to mission and getting out of it, getting done everything under minutes.

And now we are standing next to the lakes and ponds and we forgot what this game was 2 weeks ago. Personally i havent done a single normal usualy “old” Warframe mission since the update came out, it’s so nice to have a breather and just to enjoy the “break”.

The game is still about grinding and farming for resources, but with this update they made it more fun.Setting up a fishing camp with your friend(s) and just enjoy the game, and get those fishes?…Would we ever think that the game will be like this when we all started playing?

I was fishing on my own, and i just realised this and suddenly remembered that we have a whole starchart, and since the update came out im standing here fishing, mining and taking down Eidolons. We got everything we had in the whole game for 4 years in this ONE update.I feel like i can put just as much hours of enjoyment into Plains Of Eidolon as i did in the Warframe,before PoE.

I just wanted to get this out.

Thanks DE.

Where is the Promo???

Seriously STARZ. You suck. 

You take the wind right out of the sails on the build-up to Print Shop… I get if you want to wait 2 weeks… but if you are going to wait two weeks, DO SOME DARN PROMO!!! Get people excited. Right now you are just losing folks. I have friends who are new viewers who were excited but what are you doing to keep them excited? At this point they will watch 3-4 weeks from now. 

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“Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing.” — William Arthur Ward

Hey guys, how was your day?🤓
Mine was okay, I managed to study a little bit and I’ve also done my Weekly Study Schedule (printable from @emmastudies) because I am now on holidays but still have exams at the end of April and beginning of May! After my exams I’ll have 3months and a half of holidays! I AM SO READY FOR THAT TBH!

So here is a little picture of my desk area from today!📚🙌🏻
I’ve also read an article saying that drinking water helps boost one’s mental performance: STUDY! To sum up, it basically helps your brain to work faster! (Now you can picture me drinking 900L of water before my finals hahahaha)😂😂😂

Side note: I ordered “Long Walk To Freedom: The Autobiography of Nelson Mandela”, I’ll have to wait around 2 weeks before getting it because I bought a used one from Amazon for only 3€ (I’m obsessed with used books with pages discoloration, notes and highlighting inside)🙌🏻

Have a nice day guys, I hope you all doing okay, don’t forget to stay motivated no matter what!💪🏻 xx

When Grantaire asks Enjolras out, he almost says no.

He doesn’t want to date Grantaire. Grantaire is antagonistic, apathetic, annoying, infuriatingly intelligent and nothing that Enjolras is romantically attracted to.

But Grantaire looked up at him with nervous eyes and Enjolras had wanted to go to that exhibit, and Courfeyrac had said he should try to fight with Grantaire less and it’s only one date, what’s the worst that could happen? It will be awkward then they’ll both forget about it.  

Then the date is wonderful. Awkward at first, but they begin to talk about art programs in underfunded schools and they talk and talk and end up at a cafe, eyes wide and bright, listening to each other, trying to understand that other not just dismiss what the other says out of habit. They don’t fight, and when Grantaire quietly asks for a second date at the end of the night Enjolras doesn’t even think about finding a reason to say no.

So it goes week after week, date after date, and at some point they end up holding hands every time they are together, lips pressed to cheeks in greeting and goodbye.

It’s not something Enjolras particularly wants or needs but it is nice, he doesn’t mind. When Grantaire calls him his boyfriend, Enjolras likes the title, even if he doesn’t feel like Grantaire’s boyfriend. Grantaire is still antagonistic, apathetic, annoying, infuriatingly intelligent and nothing that Enjolras is attracted to. He doesn’t want to write sonnets about Grantaire eyes, or that curl right behind his ear, or buy Grantaire flowers.

But Enjolras still wants to go places with Grantaire, and hold his hand, and hear what he has to say about the world. And that’s enough.

And then Grantaire has a dance recital– he comes to ABC meetings right after rehearsal, still in leggings and a loose shirt, smelling like stale sweat, a smile on his face; “today we finally perfected that last pass, it should be ready for Friday, I hope you all can come–”

and oh.

Enjolras goes home avoiding Combeferre, Jehan, Joly eyes filled with concern, “no I’m fine just a little tired.” Avoids Grantaire, “yes, of course, I’ll be there on Friday, I just need to go home right now.”

And then he’s alone at home and he thinks about the smile Grantaire had, the way the skin around his eyes crinkled, the way he almost hit Bosset showing how he lifts his partner and how his shirt rode up and

oh

His first reaction is to call Combeferre, call Courfeyrac, but this is something that they can’t help with. This is him and Grantaire. He needs figure this out by himself.

Enjolras sits and he writes. He writes down every single thing about Grantaire, pinning him to paper, no detail left unnoticed, no virtue or vice dismissed. He sits and he writes for hours, turning over the man who had crept into his life without notice.

Finally, at two in the morning, he puts his pen down, leans back and thinks aloud ‘I have a crush on Grantaire’

and chaste, firm, upright, hard, candid, terrible Enjolras, blushes and—

‘I have a crush on Grantaire,’

He picks up the phone and calls him because Enjolras doesn’t waste time or emotion and—

—and Grantaire had, at some point, without him noticing, become the most contacted, most thought about, most important person in his life.

and Grantaire sounds so concerned fuck, Enjolras still hasn’t explained why he left the meeting like that, why he was acting so oddly and it can wait because right now the most important thing is

“Grantaire I have a crush on you”

“Enjolras our year anniversary is coming up in 2 weeks what do you mean you have a crush on me?”

Famously bad companies do illegal things.

I’m sorry this is long.

Let’s call them Religious Hobby Store.
I worked there for six months, without a hitch. I was “promoted” from register to back office for bookkeeping and I was next-in-line for a promotion to full-time.

My manager stepped down and moved back to her home state, and we got a new manager, from North Carolina (I live in the north east).

Within her first week, I told my new manager that I was pregnant, as I was now starting my 2nd trimester. She had her own 10-month-old son. We bonded over motherhood.

I called out for the very first time that Monday. Upon my arrival on Tuesday, I was written up because, according to her, the bookkeeper is never allowed to call out ever, for any reason. I told her that I couldn’t find that in the handbook, which states that “excessive call-outs are reason for write ups,” and that one call-out does not call for that. I wrote this on the write-up.

The next day, I get thirsty on my shift. I go to the break room, buy a bottle of water and sit down momentarily to drink some because my state guarantees pregnant women water breaks.

The assistant manager walks in, sees me, and leaves immediately. I knew right then and there that I was going to be written up. Not even one minute later, “[My name] to the office. [My name] to the office,” the manager says with a harsh tone over the intercom.

A full-blown panic attack washes over me.

The manager then begins to accuse me of stealing time, as I try to choke out that I’m having a panic attack but my state gives women water breaks. She accuses me of yelling at her. I insist I’m not yelling, I’m having a panic attack (which just happens to have me hysterically crying). I explain that I’m usually medicated for anxiety, but now that I’m pregnant, I’m not taking medication. She tells me I’m yelling at her. She writes me up for yelling at her.

The next day, when I arrive at work, I see the district manager, who is from almost 2 hours away, is already at my job at 8 AM.

Well. I’m getting fired today.

Eventually, I’m called into the office where the manager and district manager are waiting. apparently the DM arrived there very early to watch the tapes of me counting money.

Think about that.
He specifically watched weeks of tapes of me counting money, with absolutely no reason for him to do so; there was never missing money. He just drove two hours to review my tapes.

Literally fishing for a reason to fire me.

When he couldn’t find one, he told me at the start of our meeting that I was being fired for stealing time. He accused me of playing on my phone while I was supposed to be counting money, after I was explicitly given permission to listen to audiobooks on my phone while I count the money. He said there are minutes on the tapes that I’m not doing anything. I told him that I’m trying very hard not to vomit, you know, morning sickness and all that. But that the work got done. He told me that I stole time when I was in the back room drinking water. I told him that my state - which is not his state - gives pregnant women water breaks.

He said, “there’s no such thing as water breaks.”

When I tried to defend myself, he cut me off, told me to get out of the building or he would call the police. I said “fine,” and I left.

Within one week of telling them I was pregnant, I got written up 3 times for total bullshit after 6 months of being a stellar employee.

I put in a claim for unemployment that day.
They fought my unemployment and claimed that the meeting with the DM involved me bent over the desk, screaming in the DM’s face, and that’s why I was fired.

I explained that that never happened.
I won unemployment.
Religious Hobby Store filed an appeal.
Despite the burden of proof being on Religious Hobby Store to prove I was screaming in the DM’s face (I wasn’t, so no proof could be procured) they won the appeal and I got my unemployment withheld for six weeks. Over Christmas, too.

TLDR; Religious Hobby Store fires pregnant woman because she’s pregnant.

8 Ways to be More Productive with Less Effort

1.Sort out your priorities. Make time to honestly reflect on your life, and to think about what is important to you. Where are you going? What do you want? What are the steps that will take you there?

2. Focus on the essential tasks. Next, think about your short term responsibilities. Ask yourself: “Out of all the tasks that I have to do, which will get me the greatest return for my time and effort?” Make a list of these types of tasks — they’re your most important things to do this week.

3. Eliminate what you can. Now look at your list. What on the list is not essential? Is there anything there that you can drop from your schedule, delegate to someone else, or put on a “waiting list”. Often when we review these non-essentials later, we find they weren’t necessary at all.

4. Do essential tasks first. Begin each day by doing the two most important tasks. Don’t wait until later in the day as they’ll get pushed aside to make time for other stuff that arises throughout the day. You’ll find that if you do these tasks right away, your productivity will really increase.

5. Eliminate distractions. If you allow yourself to be constantly interrupted by email notifications, IM, cell phones, social media and so on, then you’ll never be productive. Turn them and, if you can, disconnect yourself from the internet.

6. Keep it simple. Don’t waste time on applications that are meant to organise your schedule. Make a simple to-do list with a word document, or with some paper and a pen. Then get started on whatever work you had planned on doing.

7. Do one thing at a time. In most situations, multi-tasking slows you down. You can’t get things done with a million things demanding your attention. Focus on what’s in front of you, to the exclusion of all else. That way, you are likely to achieve more, in less time, and with less effort.

8. Make time for honest reflection. At the end of the day, reflect on what you have achieved. Make sure you affirm yourself for your hard work. Think about possible changes you need to make - and commit to keep going, and aiming for your goal.

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Decided to share these because x-rays are awesome.

So Jocelyn has been having problems for a bit. She’s been regurgitating food. Now, the first regurge I could understand because I bothered her a lot after she ate, so I let it slide. Waited 2-3 weeks and fed again. Then we got another regurge. I figured from an upset stomach of the first one, everything else about her checked out. Started her on probiotics. Fed her a pinkie m.ouse 3 weeks later. Regurged that.  I decided to palpate her for abnormalities and found a lump. Ugh…

At the vet we found out the lump moves which means it’s an impaction. It doesn’t show up too well on the x-rays though. The likely running theory right now is she got impacted…. on fur…. (Stares into the camera like I’m in The Office.)

Basically white lips are known for regurging fur casts from their food, but we’re thinking that didn’t happen this time, and the fur went down instead of up. Since her lower digestive track is not meant for fur, it’s stuck. We managed to reshape it to be easier to pass and moved it down a bit. I may try to work it out a bit more under advisement as well. Until it is out, she is on a liquid diet.

They do naturally consume furred mammals but I guess this can happen too. So basically white lips are the worst.

Looking out for students

It’s really easy for me to get frustrated with my undergrads, especially now that I teach over a hundred in a week. At my core I am an introvert, though I have a distant background in performance so when I’m in front of people I want to go all out, which exhausts me and makes me grumpy real quick. I get irritated when they’re late (which is fair, they need to be on time), their constant questions run me ragged when I literally just talked about this in the lecture, and when they don’t have their lab book by week 2? Come on now!

I have one student who checks all of these boxes. We’re supposed to give zeroes for being late, and not having the lab book on the second week should be a zero too.  He’s a really nice kid though, respectful and apologetic, and seems to be pretty smart. So I asked why he didn’t have his book yet. It’s only $12.50 at the bookstore. He said he was waiting to get paid before he could buy it.

No way is a nice, smart kid going to get a zero in my lab just because he couldn’t afford a book. I sought out a spare copy for him and told him to not be late to lab again. 

Fellow instructors, look out for your students. Don’t be another cog in the system that screws the vulnerable (this student is also black). And students, please talk to us! I know this stuff is hard to talk about, but if you don’t we might just assume you’re a slacker. I don’t like to assume the worst about people. I don’t get any joy out of penalizing students for blowing off lab. I want you to learn from me, and I will do everything I can to make it accessible to you.

I won’t pretend I solved all of this student’s problems, or that I deserve a Gold Star in Allyship. The least I could do was to not be complicit. The best we all can do is recognize moments like these and make the right choice.

YOUR LOVE INTEREST THINKS YOU’RE DEAD AND THEY COULDN’T SAVE YOU, YOU HAVEN’T EVEN KISSED OR SAID GOODBYE TO THEM, YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE YOUR FRIENDS ARE OR ARE THEY EVEN ALIVE, GRACE IS BEING CAPTIVE, ZAHRA IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN WITH LUNDGREN, LILA SACRIFICESD HERSELF FOR US AND WE WERE HER REASON TO DIE FOR, MIKE IS ALIVE AND BRAIN WASHED I FREAGIN KNEW IT , YVONE IS BACK AND READY TO HELP, MC WAS THE ENDLESS ALL OF THE TIME, THEY SAW THEIR FRIENDS AND LOVE OF LIFE DIE A HUNDRET TIMES, I HAVE LIKE A HALF OF DIAMOND, WE HAVE TO WAIT SO LONG FOR ANSWERS I AM A MESS

Breezango continues to be legendary

please understand that people with avpd have a lot of trouble being honest about their feelings, and will sometimes even go to great lengths to pretend theyre okay

this can get very overwhelming, and a lot of the times we really do want to say that something is bothering us, but we feel like we would be a burden if we ever did mention it

i know its a lot of work, but it would seriously mean so much to us if you could cooperate with us on this and help us open up on what’s upsetting us

To Teens Worldwide:

Here’s what I wish I could go back and tell my younger self:

1. TAKE CARE OF YOUR FACE. Don’t be lazy shit that falls asleep with your makeup on or skips the spf & moisturizer. Your mama was right getting on to you, cause in your late 20s now it starts to show. So clean it, tone it, moisturize it.
-also, don’t get tattooed at 18. Wait til you’re 25. Your life and style will change greatly over the years and there’s things I’d rather have done differently with my tattoos that I got at 18, now that I’m 27. Seriously. Just wait.

2. Wear your retainer. Even if it’s once a week. Fucking wear it. It’s been 14 years since I got my braces off and although it looks like my teeth haven’t moved- they have because I only wore it for a year & now can’t wait it without my teeth feeling like they’re gonna fall out. Your parents spent $$$ on your braces, keep it in 100% top shape.

3. Cut out the soda and binge eating at night. It’ll catch up to you before you know it and cutting it off now means no withdrawl headaches in the future when you try to & also makes you feel better without the sugar load weighing you down. Stop putting ‘new healthy life’ off till tomorrow. Do it now.

4. The people in your life who you think matter, you won’t know in 10 years. You all start living different lives and no matter what, it all changes. That boy who broke your heart? You can’t even remember what he looks like.

5. Even at 27, you’ll have nights where you cry. It’s okay. You start being able to deal with it better. Cry it out, change into comfy clothes, wash your face, shower, drink water. It’ll get better.

6. At 18 all you want is to feel popular and invited to everything. Fast forward 10 years and all I want is a boyfriend, a dog, a best friend, and to ignore texts inviting me anywhere. You’d rather be in the wilderness than partying in the city. Crazy I know.

7. Don’t let social media or your phone run your life. Out with friends? On vacation? Put your phone away and take it all in and create memories with the people you’re with and surroundings cause life changes so fast.

8. SAVE MONEY. SAVE SAVE SAVE. You don’t need that shopping haul of $200 from Forver 21 & Sephora that in 6 months you’ll forget you even have. Just have the basics & simplify your life and treat yourself every once in a while to a splurge.

9. Guys & friends will come and go. And things will get hard sometimes, but it will teach you about yourself more than anything else.

10. Good luck, and always be your wild- child, free-self. It’s one of the best things about you that will make you unique. Read your nerdy books. Listen to metal. Dress classy. Be girly. Don’t change.

Musical Screening Q&A

 HUGE thanks to @jjosh-lyman​ / johnsfkennedys (twitter) for sending me her audio recording from the post-screening q&a. ** Please note: the first few minutes are missing and I transcribed this to the best of my abilities **

1. What’s it like working with Ginny?

Josh: It’s been… It’s been.. What has it been?

Ginny: Magical? (Audience laughs)

Josh: (laughs) It’s been magical.  No, it has, it’s been–

Ginny: The best thing that’s ever happened to you! (Audience laughs)

Josh: It’s been, it has been a magical situation. You’re working with another actor who knows you so well. You can be very vulnerable, you can be very open, you can be very brave, you can do all those kinds of things. So yeah, it’s a real gift.

Moderator: I’m feeling the feels, y’all, are you?

2. What is your favorite Disney character or movie?

Adam: This will sound phony, but it is Snow White. (Audience goes aw) 

Ginny: Right answer again!

Adam: It’s true!

Josh: I’m really glad we came to you.

Adam: It was the first movie that I remember seeing as a child and it clearly made an impression.

Ginny: I really like Zootopia because of um– (Audience laughs - can’t hear the rest of her answer) An equally savvy answer would be that we’re very partial to Winnie the Pooh. Pooh was my very first boyfriend and Josh, here, read the entire first Winnie the Pooh book to my belly when I was pregnant with my eldest and that was the first movie that Oliver saw. Then we accidentally bought Sterling Holloway’s house and he was Winnie the Pooh (note: he was the voice actor), so that’s kind of a crazy story. So yeah, Pooh’s got a whole thing. There’s a whole three-line of Pooh in our lives.

Josh: Or we stalk him. (Audience laughs)

Moderator: How about you, David?

David: I am fond of Maleficent and the whole Sleeping Beauty thing.

Moderator: Eddy?

Eddy: I’m gonna go with Alice in Wonderland and just because I like it. (Audience laughs)

3. Back to the musical, even though the songs are new and original, do you take inspiration from the Disney characters the actors portray?

Adam: It’s more like we’ve taken inspiration from the way our actors have realized these characters on the show. You know, we use the disney movies and animated films as a jumping off point, but every one of them has made it their own. So when we started this process, they sat down with Alan and Michael and we really all tried to work together to tailor everything specifically to who these characters are on our show and those guys did an amazing job with the songs and these guys did alright singing them. (Audience laughs)

Eddy: The idea was each episode has the tone of the character so a Snow/Charming episode is different than a Rumple. I think Alan and Michael really captured kind of the character, they were fans of the show, and then the tone & inspiration for each one.

David: Also it was about returning to a S1 feel for all of these characters, which speaks to how we were introduced to them and what the actors brought to those characters, kinda going to really the heart of when we met them and putting it into song.

Moderator: Awesome. So deep. (Audience laughs)

4. For Josh & Ginny, if you could be any other character besides the one you play currently on OUAT, who would it be?

Josh: I’ve always said Rumplestiltskin for sure. Just because Bobby, the actor, gets to play such a huge range. I just think that would be a whole lot of fun.

Ginny: I would be Henry because I wouldn’t have to wear a wig and that would be the closest I would ever get to playing Harry Potter. (Audience laughs)

5. What’s your Disney favorite ride or attraction?

Ginny: Haunted Mansion.

Josh: Pirates.

Eddy: Pirates! Haunted Mansion too, it’s close.

Josh: I also like Indiana Jones.

Adam: It’s a tie between Pirates and Star Tours. There’s like 94 possibilities.

(Someone said Space Mountain - can’t tell who. Maybe David.)

Eddy: The Buena Vista Commissary. There’s a salad bar like right down Dopey Ave. (Audience laughs)

6. Which characters were the most exciting to create a song for?

Josh: (clears throat loudly) Answer honestly!

Alan & Michael (note: I can’t tell which is which): I mean, Zelena was… Yeah.

Josh: Alright, nice to see you (note: I assume he gets up halfway as a joke)

A&M: We had to test you there.

Eddy: It’s hard to say who.. It’s like your favorite child.

Ginny: Us obviously. (Audience laughs)

Eddy: I think, for us, it was really just exciting to do as many as we could. You know, I think we weren’t sure how many songs we could take on, we weren’t sure we could do any of it and, you know, literally these guys wrote 7 original songs and they started meeting in December so… if you have a birthday or anniversary coming up, Alan & Michael~

Moderator: Anything to add, David?

David: Nope. (Audience laughs)

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Story Time: Mail Dubias

This is a hilarious AF story about how the USPS once lost a box of my bugs and had extreme regrets.  If you are bug phobic, this is your warning.  There’s no photos of the bugs, just the poor mangled box.

Lets begin! Some of you probably remember earlier this year I lost a shipment of dubias.  Since I was busy working with the seller on what the heck to do about that I forgot to ever post the full story.  It’s great, I promise.

In Jan I ordered a shipment of dubias like usual, and it’s normally only 2 days to get here.  By the 4th day in the mail I’m wondering what is the hold up, but also figure hey, holiday rush is still on, no biggie.  Now, these only have to go from Kansas to Oklahoma, so when I pull up the tracking info I’m surprised to find they detoured to Cali.  No biggie they’ll be a little late until the box totally disappeared.

There was suddenly no tracking info available for this package, it vanished into the postal system along with my 200 dubia.  After a week of live bugs being in the mail I’ve given them up as unlikely to arrive alive.  By the 2nd week I’ve accepted they are never coming home.  This is where I am wrong. 

I get a mystery package, not that unusual honestly.  But the damaged notice?  Now that was odd indeed!  Opening the box was pretty crazy too:

Weird a garbage bag? WAIT A FAMILIAR GREEN STICKER!

By George it’s those lost dubia, poor bastards. Now at this point I should have known something was up, I mean why bags?  Why 2 bags?  But the only thing I can do is sit here and look at this poor destroyed box.

THOROUGHLY destroyed might I add. Also very slightly soggy?  It was raining in Cali at the time it was there though, this makes some sense.  Likely got left out somewhere. But wow it sure got a number done to it! 

Now I’ll have to make a note here, the company I buy from does 2 things that are highly relevant here.  Firstly, they send a small deli cup of food for your bugs with every shipment.  Secondly, they also put a smaller box inside the larger one that contains the bugs.

Dubia food: busted open and missing.  Inner box: OPEN.  Bugs: ALIVE but half are missing

SUDDENLY THE BAGS MAKE SENSE.  SUDDENLY I REALIZE SOMEWHERE A POSTAL WORKER HAD A BOX LEAKING DUBIAS ALL OVER THEIR POST.  I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED.

Ready - Doctor Strange x Reader [SMUT]


Title:
 Ready - Doctor Strange x Reader [SMUT]

Pairing: Doctor Strange x Reader 

Characters: Doctor Strange, Reader

Request: “Hi! Your smutty Doctor Strange fic was amazing! I just saw the movie last night and wanted to ask if you could make a fic where Stephen never told the reader where he was going and then when he comes back it gets angsty but then fluff at the end? Sorry for it being so long!” @mayaurbinaa

Word Count: 2065

Warnings: LOTS AND LOTS OF ANGST. OH MY GOODNESS SO MUCH ANGST. OH, AND SOME SMUT AND FLUFFINESS AT THE END. Unprotected sex - wrap it before you tap it people! Sex against a window pane people, may not be safe. 


Originally posted by lichtblickpink

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here’s what I have left from the con: (all 2 inch round pins)

~~update~~

here’s what’s available:

jared - 20 49 (going to get 50 more)
jensen - 13 44 (going to get 50 more)
misha 2.0 - 7 86 (going to get 100 more)
castiel - 35 13

hmm looks like I need to get more j2m pins for you guys

I’ll get paid sometime next month and then add about 2 weeks to get more pins (plus the mark s. and the destiel ones too) so I think I’ll be able to start mailing them out in september

if you guys want to request pins now, just send me an IM telling me which pins you want and I’ll put you guys on a list or you guys can wait until september when I have all the pins ready, whichever is easier ❤️

I can put up to 3 pins per envelope/stamp so if you want more than 3, you’ll get 2 envelopes

a reminder, these pins are free always and forever (I’ll pay for the stamp too and able to mail these outside the US - I’ve mailed the misha pins all over the world) and I don’t want anything back although some people at the con did give me money as a donation even if they didn’t have to but yeah, you guys don’t have to do/give me anything back ❤️

please signal boost ❤️❤️❤️

anonymous asked:

You do nsfw? If you do can you please do one where the RFA finds that mc is virgin?

I can! but I don’t think it will be good lol 

(NSFW)


YOOSUNG

  • He’s a bit happy because he is virgind as well
  • wants to make it perfect for you 
  • specially since he doesn’t know about sex he does a little research
  • very slow and gentle since he is afraid of hurting you 
  • actually better than you thought
  • hugs you a LOT during and after it so you would feel confortable
  • cuddles after sex 


ZEN

  • kissing in the couch went a little too far 
  • so you told him that you were virgin and of course you didn’t wanted to have your first time in there 
  • he’s so so sorry for that 
  • also now he NEEDS to control the beast 
  • “I will not touch you until I know I will control the beast” 
  • waits a couple weeks after having the perfect date 
  • of course he is keeping the beast under control 
  • makes sure you’re not in pain ALL the time 
  • literally ask about it every 2 seconds
  • “Zen stop, I am fine” 
  • fell asleep thogether after that 


JAEHEE

  • She’s totally fine with that and doesn’t tries to pressure you 
  • but you want it 
  • of course she wants to make this special for you but not make you feel weird
  • so she makes a nice dinner at home then put some candles
  • so fucking much kisses 
  • like all over your body just to make you feel loved 
  • she’s a bit nervous too 
  • but in the end everything goes perfect 
  • after that you end up watching a movie and cuddling 


JUMIN

  • He’s not used to this 
  • he ask what do you want for your first time since his tastes may not be the best 
  • “something romantic? I can do that for you” 
  • of course this man is crazy for you so he gets a yacht 
  • but that is actually nice 
  • he gets you there and holy fuck is full of candles everywhere 
  • far away from everyone in the sea surronded by that low light 
  • that gets everyone in the mood 
  • and he’s such a gentleman 
  • light touch and soft kisses 
  • really tries to make you feel the romantic side of him 
  • slow of course so he doesn’t hurt you 
  • wine after sex 


SAEYOUNG 

  • “YOU NEVER HAD SEX BEFORE??” 
  • well he makes fun of it 
  • but is really planning something for you 
  • watch tons of porn just for “research” 
  • is a bit dorky at first since he doesn’t really know what to do 
  • “just say it if I hurt you, please” 
  • he doesn’t know what to do with his hands since he doesn’t want to make you feel unconfortable 
  • but after you tell him to relax everything goes well 
  • made fun of your faces just to make you laugh
  • offers you a bag of chips after that


——

well fuck. This is bullshit and i am sorry :( 

request are open :)

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[Trans] @leedonghae: I couldn’t sleep due to worries after I got hold of the news our beloved fans were waiting in front of the police station in the sweltering heat since a few days ago. I was worried if it was taxing on your health? Or did you guys eat? Also, a lot of people came from overseas so I was really touched and happy consecutively. I will not let you guys be lonely from not on so let’s make lots of good time together. Thank you for waiting 1 year and 9 months. See you at the fanmeeting next week ^^and I will greet you with Super Junior album! I’m now extremely happy and sorry! Sleep a lot today since you guys waited overnight^^ have a good dream I love you. Sincerely, thank you and I love you. -Police Lee Donghae- (c)  

Comments on Donghae’s IG post: 

Yesung: earnest earnest~~ 

Heenim: happy birthday  lets call it even with this dorobbong (c)