i have them

disasterscenario  asked:

Hey there! I've been wondering if you have any visual references for your characters? I guess it might be kinda hard to separate from the VA--but if Wolf 359 was a tv show, do you have any actors you'd like to play the core four? Or at least someone who looks like you imagined them?

Communications Officer Eiffel - Tommy Wiseau

Lieutenant Commander Minkowski - Tommy Wiseau

Doctor Hilbert - Tommy Wiseau 

Hera - Tommy Wiseau 

Captain Lovelace - Tommy Wiseau 

Originally posted by maiciecakes

(real answer: I have my own personal head canon for how all the characters look, but I’d rather keep that private for the time being. I think there’s at least a little bit of fun lost in the writer flattening things out by saying how the characters are “supposed” to look, and I do very adamantly believe that no one’s take on how the crew looks is wrong. As for a theoretical Wolf 359 TV show, here’s my dream cast: Zach Valenti, Emma Sherr-Ziarko, Michaela Swee, Cecilia Lynn-Jacobs, and Scotty Shoemaker.) 

me: rip off my clothes, beat me til i’m black and blue, let your 10 friends cover me in cum and piss, drag me by my hair to the basement, chain me to a post, and leave me there

me, 10 seconds later: give me a bubble bath, dry me off and brush my hair, cuddle me close next to you in bed with a stuffie, read me a story, tell me i’m the prettiest princess and daddy’s special girl, and give me 100 goodnight kisses

smh as things that happened at my school

bitty: makes a ridiculous amount of fudge for a long term sub’s last day. has everyone sign a card except for the one kid he hates.
jack: constantly trailing after friends telling them to shh while simultaneously assuring everyone that he isn’t a furry
shitty: sets up a “lounge” in the boys locker room that consists of some chairs and a can of febreze where ppl go during school to smoke weed
holster: volunteers to be the school mascot for a day to try to dab in the costume
ransom: lights a fireproof table on fire trying to do a lab in the first week of bio
lardo: creates a personal Kahoot! and remixes the theme while people play as the talent portion of a beauty pageant
chowder: wins said Kahoot! with the username “i’m lov my girlfriend”
nursey: fidgets so much with notebooks that he always has little spiral paper ends in his hair
dex: makes so many gay jokes that ppl think he’s homophobic but he’s just homo
tango: gets 5 bonus points on a test bc a teacher bet him that he couldn’t shut up for 10 minutes
whiskey: steals a loose floor tile from the middle school because he could
ford: finds a whole raw chicken in the bathroom and just shrugs and snaps it

In recent news Mahou Senki Lyrical Nanoha FORCE is terrible in such a ridiculously grating fashion that it actually made me kind of angry to read. I cannot honestly believe this is the so called canon continuation of her series because this really does not look or feel like Nanoha at all and not in a good way

The new elements added in honestly just don’t mesh well with the previously established world and really just seems to disrespect it. Gun blades out the wazoo (literally every new character), invincible regenerating super powered magic immune superhuman enemies, “not magic” magic that is just better than what anyone else has available for some reason and doesn’t play by any rules, scores of enemies that easily out power and toy with the series heroes, and a ridiculously awful protagonist with some serious gary stu shit going on.

And no devices, lasers or lolis in sight. Nor the befriending those usually entail. What a sad sad fate.

I’m just gonna retread ViVid and pretend that Force doesn’t exist for the rest of forever.

I don’t tend to write long text posts on here cause honestly i don’t feel like i have a big spot within the inner circle for people to hear me out or anything, but today a lot of stuff was happening on my dash and i guess even if it’s not important i just wanted to get some stuff off my chest.

To an outsider or a new fan this might seem stupid, or even to some who’ve been here since WIN as well, but i feel like you should take a step back before you start hating on WINNER fans who are complaining or saying we “should be grateful we got a debut”. 

Cause we fucking earned it. And we had a shitty time during the entire period that damn show lasted. And as hard as it was for team b fans it was pretty clear, with the boys being so young, that if they were to lose they had a second chance, even if it wasn’t at YG. But even YG himself said it, it was either this or the army for team a. The youngest member in WINNER is already 20 years old, and idols these days are debuting younger than ever. Imagine trying to get into a new company when you’re older then the people who are already debuting.

So maybe we make jokes about it and say WIN damaged us or whatever, but it’s not a lie when we say that show was a horrible experience. When you are so certain and you have so much faith in a group’s talent but they’re dream could be taken from them at any second. I can’t even put into words how fucking relieved i was when they won, and how proud i am of them now that they’re finally getting the recognition they deserve.

But we all know how YG works, and as soon as a new act is released the last one is quickly forgotten. It isn’t the same as it was for BIGBANG or 2NE1 when WINNER debuted, cause there’s a 4 year difference between the latest act and them, and they are established artists who bring in the most money for YG. But where’s Lee Hi now that AKMU came out? Why did Seungri get no promotion for his album when GD and Taeyang were advertised all over the place? Why do you think Gummy left the company? 

Personally i have nothing against team b/IKON, i think they deserve a debut just as any other trainee who’s worked their ass off deserves one, but YG’s managing is fucked up, and his preference for certain artists on his company isn’t helping the situation.

So excuse me if i’m scared shitless right now, because if YG can so easily forget about artists who have given him so much and were praised by him on many occasions, what’s stopping him from keeping WINNER away from the public for years now that he’s finally gonna get the boy group he originally wanted.

We went through a shit time during WIN, but it makes it even worse right now to know that for YG all of our effort and the boys’ hard work meant nothing.

I’m going to need the opening scene of 5B to be the showdown between McCall’s Pack vs Theo’s zombie pack on the lacrosse field. I want the camera to pan to the bleachers where Deucalion & Peter are sharing a tub of popcorn as they watch on, providing snarky and condescending commentary, holding up cards that rank each swipe, snarl, & slam.  

Then the camera zooms in towards the bleachers and we catch a glimpse of Derek and Stiles passionately making out under the bleachers, oblivious to it all, save for a sign, that’s fallen from Stiles’ hand in favor of pawing at Derek, which reads: 

“I’m McCalling it now:

Scotty: Won

Theo: Done”