i have the same problem with ian

What being in love with a celebrity feels like:

I love you with all my heart. I fell for you and only you long ago. Not just because of your looks or your fame. I fell for you beacuse of your personality. Because of your soul and crazy thoughts. But I will never have you. You will never look at me the same way as I look at you. Because maybe we live on the same planet but we don’t live in the same world.

1) I have no problem with Fiona having no clue about anything and giving shitty advice, it’s kind of part of her character, I think.

2) I have no problem with Ian asking her about JimmySteve as a way to figure his shit out. I genuinely don’t think he asked her about JimmySteve because he thinks Mickey and Fiona’s ex are even remotely the same, but because at one point Fiona genuinely loved Steve and wanted to run away with him. The major difference between Ian and Fiona in relation to their boyfriends is that Fiona has had passionate relationships after JimmySteve, and Ian’s got “nice”, but nothing at all like what he still feels for Mickey. I think Ian just needed to talk to someone and I’m actually super proud of him for doing so, and then making up his own damned mind because I think he too was reminded of the fact that Fiona doesn’t know shit. Because when she says that Mickey’s bad for Ian, like JimmySteve was bad for her, I think he realised (but didn’t verbalise, because he never does) that Mickey would rekindle his fire and that it would be a good thing, because Mickey was good to him, Mickey did everything for him, and Ian isn’t stupid, he knows this. He’s just bad at acknowledging it.

3) I have no problem with Fiona not grasping how good Mickey was for Ian, everyone’s always underestimated Mickey. Everyone but Ian. I do not take Ian’s non-argumentative nature as him agreeing to what someone like Fiona has to say about Mickey. Ian only argues when it really matters, and Fiona’s opinion doesn’t actually matter because she was never really there, she doesn’t know.

4) and 5) was a long rant about Fiona saying something she didn’t actually say. Sorry Fi, I assumed the worst, mea culpa. She does say to Ian “You turned your life around” which is really nice (and not horrifyingly wrong, as previously stated).

6) I love Ian, and I love Mickey, and in a perfect world they should have gotten a whole episode to themselves to kiss and fuck and TALK, and then they could’ve run off together because why the fuck not? It’s stupid, but it’s an ending that allows the viewer to be as pessimistic or romantic about it as they please.

7) but judging by the previews for next week, there’s gonna be shenanigans that I got really weird vibes off of and at fucking best we’re gonna get a couple of good kisses with Mickey’s real hair that we can gif and gawk at for eternity, and then canon will be officially over.

8) We’ve seriously survived for years staring ourselves blind at that club kiss. We can milk another couple of years outta this, whatever happens. Come on. Don’t leave me here alone.

9) I feel a lot of false hope because I really enjoyed this episode, I enjoyed all their scenes together. There could have been MORE, and the writing could have challenged the situation better, but let’s be real, when did it ever? idk I just feel elated, like, yeah! Ian got reunited with the love of his life! He took time to think about it and he chose Mickey! Mickey let him choose! Ian didn’t seem at all manic or whatever I pretty much expected for them to make him out to be! But I have no doubt that by this time next week, it’ll all have been all for naught,

10) but dudes. that kiss though.

That’s the marketing department assuming that we are all going to lose our goddamn minds over the prospect of seeing Wolverine – a character who has appeared in every single X-Men movie to date, starring in four of the five (and that’s not even counting the two spinoffs he had all to himself). I don’t have a problem with Wolverine being in this movie (he’s fucking rad), but why are they teasing his appearance? I know what Wolverine looks like. We all know what Wolverine looks like.

But regardless of how new and clever and innovative a given movie is, they’ll usually market it to us by promising that it won’t be any of those things. That’s why the first trailer for this movie started with Michael Fassbender and James McAvoy reciting the exact dialogue that Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart delivered 16 years ago as those same characters. It reminds me of before the release of Guardians Of The Galaxy, when Marvel took their most unique and brave property (and, for my money, their best movie that isn’t The Avengers) and buried it in stuff they knew we’d think was familiar.

I get that this is something all movies do to some extent, but isn’t the entire point of superheroes the fact that they’re limited only by imagination? Isn’t the fun that we can explore beyond the boundaries of what’s possible? So how come, even when that is the explicit purpose of the story, they still try to sell us the movie by promising that won’t happen?

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No challenge too big for Clarence Seedorf

By Anthony Lopopolo

In the gym was Clarence Seedorf, arms still bulging, abs still firm, and yet old enough to be the father of the kids around him. Just off Rio de Janeiro, his favourite city, the 37-year-old would teach the things he learned over the course of his 22-year career. He’d ask them questions. He encouraged them to think for themselves. It was a two-way conversation off the field; orders and lectures saved for the field. They’d talk about positioning, footwork, little details, shaping the body to receive the ball, opening up, preparing for it, moving this way instead of that. 

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TVD

Instead of asking the who what where how start asking the why.  Thats the question. The right question is why did she write them way she did? Thats the question.  Forget the hating and how everyone sees what a shit fest Delena is . But why did Plec chose to actively write Delena the way she did till the very end? Thats the answer I want to know. 

And what in the world is that mysterious Kevin Williamson ending? Cause I’m still convinced we will see it.  Putting someone in a coma is temporary push off until the real end. End of story. Its not final this whole finale becomes useless in every way. 

I’m sorry but am I supposed to be emotional at seeing all these gifs? Dude, Plec  60 - 70 years IS NOTHING TO A VAMPIRE. As long as they survive THAT IS NOTHING. Stefan has said so himself.  That is shit.  Am I actually supposed to feel bad for Damon? Cry?  Goodbye? What goodbye? TVD aint lasting past season 7 . Even when she wakes up umm a lot of the people she loves will be there? I’m sorry am I supposed to cry? Is this supposed to be powerful? She even got closure.  Ok yeah she wont see Bonnie so I get that one but Caroline , Damon ,Stefan, and hell Tyler , and Matt might still be alive? And probably will.  And I’m sure they will find a loophole and Bonnie will be alive and Elena will wake up. This is TVD they retcon and rewrite like nobody’s business. The minute they get Nina to come back its a done deal. Its clear they went the temporary route since they didnt have all the time in the world to tell her story anymore.  And umm ok I’m sure TVD like is not going past season 7 cause they WILL LOSE PAUL. They will lose Paul for sure. And whoop there goes there so called” brother dynamic” that they seem to be banking on. This isnt emotional THIS IS BS. 

I’ve seen more emotion out of a fuckin cartoon show. 

 Pedowitz is joking hes deluding himself . Hes a fuckin idiot.  IT AINT HAPPENING. Steroline is shit so is everything else. This show has no real storylines its a shipper show and it has already removed 99% of its fanbase by default now. Believe it or not Steroline is not big enough to carry a show and based on the comments I was told Plec and Co seem to using that as some sort of a banking card . lol. And its clear as day that making Stefan’s role less than secondary has destroyed the show as well. Paul can carry a show and a crappy script if he wants too he has the acting chops we’ve all seen it. And he carried the show for three fuckin seasons straight beautifully with great reviews on ripper Stefan and all that. And Stelena. Fangirls may be raving and ranting about Ian but the critics all looked at Paul.  I am sorry but Ian CANNOT AND WILL NOT CARRY THE SHOW. He cannot. This show has started to suffer for two things removing its otherwise decent mythology from the previous seasons where they had a good overall arching storyline which is where the casual viewers came in and bringing both Damon and Delena into the main light. Plec is either more stupid than I think she is or she knows that truth.  Paul is main male leading material through and through. He can carry the show without Elena/Nina but for that he needs to be given something to work with. Ian cant do the same.  And if you drive Paul away which is the case since hes clearly not trying anymore and just simply going through the motions you’re screwed.  When Paul’s chemistry with someone starts to make you cringe you know you have a problem. When Paul can no longer save a episode we have a problem.

Now unless someone bombs Mystic Falls or the Winchester brothers show up ( oh god please) then this finale was more shitty than the How I Met Your Mother one bamon aside .  Nina’s chemistry with Ian is by far now the worst I think I have ever seen in my 22 years of my life ever on TV.  She has more chemistry with Matt fuckin Davis how fuckin sad is that??? 

The most Elena will be gone is like what a year or two? Not even fuckin miss me on this shit … For people screaming about this and that you do realize this is TVD and whatever they said in this episode they can easily retcon and rewrite so lol yeah. Whatever shit came out of everyone’s mouth if it pleases them Plec will turn around and go oh no none of that matters lol what makes you think what we say on this show matters really. Cause thats what they have been doing for the last three seasons or so. Thats why nothing on this show HOLDS ANY WEIGHT ANYMORE. NOTHING FUCKIN MATTERS. 

TVD lost its magic and started a downward track straight down into the garbage the day they drove Elena’s car off the bridge..  And I think at this point the writers went way in over their heads and had no idea how to turn back.

They always say end your show gracefully so you will be remembered as a good show do not go overboard on your stay where the show turns bad and people want you off air.  TVD has officially entered the second category hell they entered it two seasons ago. 

I can only hope now that Elena is sleeping ? Umm am I the only one who sees this as a blessing its the most relaxed peace shes going to get that girlfriend starts to contemplate her life choices. 

THIS POST IS NOT DRAMA FOOD! I come in peace!

Before I continue, I just wanted to apologize to all of my followers and also to the Ianthony shippers for my little outburst earlier this week. It was childish and uncalled for, but at the same time, I also think it was kind of necessary given the situation. Now with that being said, allow me to shed some light on something…

My ranting post  that I made was intended for the soul purpose of getting everyone both inside and outside of the fandom to stop generalizing the fandom. They were making it sound like that we ALL have done awful things to Ian and Anthony and it was getting out of hand. Then @sixerpinetree reblogged the post and added something to it that is 100% true and is defiantly a real problem within the Ianthony ship.

THERE ARE PEOPLE WITHIN THIS SHIP OUT THERE THREATENING/HARASSING OUR BABIES AND THEIR LOVED ONES!

When I made the ranting post, it made it seem like I was ignoring the issue, but that was not the case. I agree with you, @sixerpinetree! The Ianthony fandom is… well, cruel. I hate to say that, but some of us are. It’s not all of us, however. 99.9% of everyone in this fandom is really nice and are really level headed about everything… but it’s that 0.1% of us that is not only making us look bad, but is also harming our ship.

THERE ARE NO CLEAR RULES

The Ianthony fandom is a small broken fandom. I say that because it’s true. When I first started shipping Ian and Anthony, the tag was filled with well done fanart, gifs, photoshopped edits, fanfic oneshots, you name it; but now it’s reduced to almost nothing and makes us veterans of fandom really sad and upset. However, the reason for us being reduced is because of the lack of rules and I don’t mean rules like you would see in a 4th grade classroom. Let’s use one of my other ships for example.

In the Rhink fandom, there are like three major blogs who know the rules of the fandom well and have been shippers for a LONG time. When new shippers come in, they make it appoint to “show them the ropes” and teach them the rules rather quickly. There are three rules that were never officially written, but everyone knows about them and follows them well.

1. NEVER PUT “RHINK” CONTENT IN THE MAIN TAGS. TAG ONLY AS RHINK.

2. ALWAYS SOURCE YOUR STUFF! IF YOU MAKE A GIF, LINK THE VIDEO! IF YOU REPOST ART, STORIES, OR WHATEVER, GIVE THE AUTHOR CREDIT!

3. IT’S JUST A FANTASY! IT’S NOT MEANT TO PORTRAY ANYTHING IN REAL LIFE!

Because of these rules, I have witnessed the Rhink fandom grow and I have only been shipping it since April. Not only that, they all post content regularly and everyone seems quite happy within the ship. Not to mention that they have the support of Rhett and Link. They have never came out and said that they were okay with the ship, but they had an opportunity to shoot it down completely but instead they “shipped themselves.” Yeah, that happened.

WHY CAN’T WE DO THIS WITH IANTHONY!?

We don’t necessarily have to have three main blogs, but we could have ANYONE who has shipped this fandom for more than six months easily do their part and help nicely and calmly spread around the do’s and don’ts to the fandom. Again, NICELY! The negativity is also what killed this fandom, in which my ranting post did not really help and I apologize entirely.

So with that being said, START SPREADING POSITIVE THINGS!!!! Keep posting cute Ianthony things, but do it respectfully and KEEP IT OFF OF SOCIAL MEDIA UNLESS TAGGED PROPERLY! DO NOT LET IAN AND ANTHONY SEE IT AND DO NOT @THEM!  And last, but not least, never forget that this ship is ALL FICTIONAL! DO NOT HARASS ANY OF THEIR FRIENDS, FAMILY, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC BECAUSE YOU THINK THEY ARE HINDERING THE SHIP! It’s not meant to be real nor will it probably ever be. They will get girlfriends, they will most likely marry at some point, and they will most likely have kids; but fret not! We will still have cute little Ianthony moments because they are BEST FRIENDS and NOTHING will ever change that!

SO WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? LET’S TAKE THIS BROKEN FANDOM OF OURS AND MEND IT BACK TOGETHER!

Frank is making me lose my shit

So let me ask you something: I was watching 4x11 again last night with my parents and got to the part when Frank thinks he’s talking to little Fiona and apologizes for having left “her and her brother Lip” out in the cold to get free drug samples. 

I think he might be referring to the accident Fiona told the judge in 3x07, because Fiona clearly stated that that was the first time Frank ever did something like that, but it wasn’t the last one. Seems like the same incident: it’s cold, he drops the kids, comes back “one of two days later”.

My problem is: if they’re talking about the same accident, then Frank actually forgot that Ian was even there, sick with fever. Let me repeat that: in a scene that should show us the tender, loving-father side of Frank, we actually learn that he cares so little for one of his sons, he actually forgets he even exists. Which is fucking disgusting and makes me hate Frank even more, I can’t believe it. And the worst part is no one of Ian’s sibilings ever actually addressed the matter.

Tell me again how Ian’s family isn’t damaging him every day he spends there, and he shouldn’t really run off to Mexico with the only person who ever truly loved him.

MONA WAS NOT ORIGINAL A THEORY

Hanna asks Mona in 4x08 to help her confess to Wilden’s murder because she wants to protect her mum. She asks Mona because she is the only one capable of living a lie. We all assume that they meant Mona’s lie was that she pretended to be a friend but was secretly -A. But what if that was our cue to pick up that Mona was really her friend and pretended to be -A. Mona could have done this to protect the real -A from being caught, just like Hanna would for her mum.

The problem with Mona being -A is that her Motive doesn’t fit. She might have had a reason to torture Alison back in 2009. But 1 year later she and Hanna were best friends and she had no reason to start torturing the girls. It wasn’t until the -A stuff that Hanna started to ditch Mona. Also if she was mad at the girls for stealing Hanna, then why did she torture Hanna as well. To me her motive is just a cover to protect the real -A that she always worked for.

Also when Mona is teaching Hanna how to lie she makes sure Hanna incorporates enough of the facts & feelings and makes her say she ‘doesn’t know’ for things that she couldn’t possibly have physically done. I think that is what she did in her own confession to the girls about everything.

The other thing that makes me think she was taking the wrap for someone else is her conversation with Ezra. If Mona was working for someone and continually took the wrap to protect them then she could have approached Ezra to help her get revenge on them for using her.

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I think that Uber A we see now was also Uber A from the beginning. I know the writers have said that Mona was the first original -A. But I think they are only partly telling the truth to keep the real mystery of the storyline. I think Mona was just a part of A team.

In Alison’s account of that night we see nerdy Mona in her Lair. There are clearly 6 hoodies hanging on the rack. (in other episodes we have seen 5 hoodies and one -A wearing the 6th)

At this time the lost woods resort Lair is set up with pictures that are just of Alison. Even the doll house only has the Alison doll and a blond wig in it.

This tells me that the original -A team was just for stalking Alison and there were 6 members of the team.

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This is my NEW THEORY on how it all went:

Alison first receives threats on Halloween 2008. I think It started with just Mona & Lucas wanting to get back at Alison. I think they they sent her the vodoo dolI. I also think Lucas was the baby doll in the halloween store that Alison called a freak. He would have sent the 'I’m watching you’ text. He also ran past her in a baby doll costume at the party and called out BITCH!. None of this was signed -A.

Then at the party Jenna says she is going to pick her own friends. We see Jenna pick Mona & Wilden as friends and I am assuming Lucas as a friend via Mona. I think this was to show us how alliances could be formed amongst the people who didn’t like Alison. Melissa was also having problems with Alison with Ian so I would include her in Jennas friends. I don’t necessarily think Jenna formed the -A team, I think it is a parallel and Uber A picked people in the same way.

I think the Uber A we have in S5 was the one who attacked Alison in the haunted house with the baby doll costume and sent the first text signed -A. I also think they are the biggest secret of the whole show and the one with enough motive (I don’t know what the motive is but my guess is something to do with Mrs D, Marion and the Radley secrets). If Mona really was original -A then why did she swap to signing as -A.

Everyone that this Uber A involved started to torment Alison under the name -A. I think Alison suspected Jenna and “the Jenna thing” was Alison’s attempt to smoke her out as her mother had suggested but it went a little haywire and just made the -A team up the ante. Uber A wanted to really scare the pants off of her so they threaten to kill her.

By September 2009 they had driven Alison to breaking point. She was planning to run away. That night Bethany (or someone else if the body was switched) hit her with that rock, but instead of knocking her out she gets into a tussle with them. Then the liars in their drugged state defend Alison and somehow the attacker is injured. The girls dig the hole and set the girl up in Alison’s clothes. but melissa disturbs them and they flee leaving melissa to bury the girl alive. Alison explains this to her mum. So Mrs D then buries Alison alive (knowing she can hold her breath) and the NAT club or someone films it so it looks like proof that she died. Grunwald pulls her out. Then afterwards Mona couldn’t pass up the opportunity to get herself the Ali upgrade/makeover so she helped Ali dissapear but the -A team still thinks she died.

Melissa thinks she buried Alison for Spencer. Mrs D tells the police about seeing Spencer & Ali argue. Melissa then pays Wilden to bury that statement. Mr Hastings changes Grandma D’s will as a trade to make Mrs D stay quiet.

1 year later the body under the gazebo is dug up and everyone goes into panic mode. Uber -A starts to suspect that something is awry so the -A team is remade. this time targeting the Liars for answers.

I think Alison pretended to be -A some of these times to push the girls into a certain direction to mess with the -A teams manouvers.

When the Liars start to get close to figuring things out the -A team puts a plan in place. This plan is for Mona to take the wrap for all of the -A team antics. She is sent to Radley and the precious LIars go home to sleep with their windows open and their doors unlocked. Uber -A lays low for a while.

Whilst at Radley the game changes. Cece goes to see Mona for Alison. Wren knows this and subsequently learns Monas secrets. Red coat takes over. I’m not exactly sure who red coat is but I’m going to say Melissa covering for spencer (She knew about the Alison mask, Wren could have told her Monas secrets and about Toby’s mother) Red coat is then leading the game for Season 3 & 4 and she signs kisses -A. They did up the body and switch it so that She and Spencer cannot be implicated in the murder. She gets Mona & Toby to send Spencer nuts so that she is seperate from the Liars. That way the other 3 + Alison are the remaining suspects for the murder. Alison see’s that someone is parading around in her coat and mask so she & Cece lure the liars to Ezra’s research Lair so that they can use his information to figure out who Uber -A is so she can come home. Poor Mona is caught between 3 teams (Uber -A, Redcoat & Alison’s)

In season 5 Alison returns. This makes original Uber -A move back home too. hence the messages go back to -A not kisses -A.

Simultaneously Mona forms her own army because she want’s both Alison & Uber -A gone (she is sick of being used) So this team plans to set Alison up for the murder of Bethany Young, but when Spencer is arrested instead they have to change their plan. So Mona sets up the letter from Bethany to make sure the suspicion is placed back on Alison. She then fakes her death as well and has Cindy and MIndy fake kill her and make it look like Alison did that murder as well.(OR if Mona really is dead - then the betrayal is Uber A whom Mona served so loyally killed her and set Alison up for that murder)

Thanks for reading I know this theory is very long and a bit wild. But that is what this show does to my head.

I would also like to note:

  • This doesn’t explain why Cece is suss and I don’t know where her loyalties are.
  • This doesn’t explain what secret Mona and Alison had on each other. But it is possibly a connection to either Bethany or Uber A. Or radley as children.
  • It doesn’t explain what Uber A’s motive is. My guess is Uber -A is like a nameless faceless character that was always meant to be kept hidden. They were obviously envious of Alison’s life. Perhaps the girls that the other yellow dress was for. Kept hidden under the lies created by Mrs D and Radley.
  • This doesn’t tell us who is the one with the infamous twin. I don’t know how to incorporate that.

anonymous asked:

I always believe that Anthony has a major bipolar behavior issue going on like you sometimes see him going noo ianthony no and then other times you see him all over Ian or giving him heart eyes and stuff like online he is like eww and then in kiss currency he is rubbing his face with ian's and in if apps were real BTS he grinding against him and many other vids where he does this things its like when he is alone he goes no when he sees ian he goes why not

If one thing is sure about Anthony, it’s that he is VERY weird with the Ianthony stuff… Or at least he used to be. He hasn’t really stated anything about it recently. He’ll sometimes act grossed out or ashamed of it online, but then gets close and personal with Ian in the videos. I don’t think he’s bipolar by any means, but I do think that there is- or was- something going on. I talk to my close shipper friend Alicia about this ALL the time and I think it’s a pretty legit theory.

THAT’S RIGHT FOLKS, IT’S THEORY TIME YET AGAIN! GRAB SOME POPCORN AND HANG ON TIGHT BECAUSE IT’S ABOUT TO GET REALLY INTERESTING!

DISCLAIMER!: None of this is to prove anything or to try to make light of sexualites. This is just a THEORY! It’s just for fun and should NOT be taken seriously enough for you to get offended. It’s just a little something to get your thoughts pumping and could very well be false which is 100% FINE! You’re free to disagree with me all you’d like, just please don’t be a dick!

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anonymous asked:

a) Have you seen the new clip of Bonnie and Enzo? They are so forcing this couple and their scene just ticks me off. Bonnie tells Enzo "let me give you some advice, stop treating Lily like some prize to be won" Enzo replies "spoken like someone who's never been fought over". First of all I can see that they're trying to make Benzo like Bamon by having them bicker which is not working since we know what they are trying to do. Second, Enzo's line was cringe worthy because it's true and just

“Have you seen the new clip of Bonnie and Enzo? They are so forcing this couple and their scene just ticks me off. Bonnie tells Enzo “let me give you some advice, stop treating Lily like some prize to be won” Enzo replies “spoken like someone who’s never been fought over”. First of all I can see that they’re trying to make Benzo like Bamon by having them bicker which is not working since we know what they are trying to do. Second, Enzo’s line was cringe worthy because it’s true and just reminds Bonnie fans (me at least) how unfair she has been treated. Especially in the romance department. Elena and Caroline have both been fought over and have had more than two LI. Not that numbers count but I’m sorry Bonnie is a beautiful, intelligent, strong character she deserves to have guys fall at her feet. I’m tired, tired, tired of how she gets treated than to have Enzo joke around about it just irritates me more. I’m sure that this is foreshadowing her and Enzo and possibly and probably some other random dude or dudette ‘fighting’ over Bonnie but right now all it’s doing is making me hate Benzo/Enzo more. UGH! with JP & CD.”

OK so after reading this, I watched the webclip. Tonight’s episode is going to be unbearable. Since when did Bonnie go on any exploratory trips with Enzo? She would’ve gone with Stefan before she would EVER go with Enzo especially since Enzo was responsible for Caroline being kidnapped and TORTURED. They are just thrusting these two characters in scenes together as if it’s normal when the only connections Enzo made were with Caroline, Stefan and Damon and he betrayed them all repeatedly so the ties between them should be broken! Secondly, that exchange “spoken like someone who’s never been fought over” as you said, they’re trying to make Bonenzo or Benzo or Bonzo or Bozo whathefuckever this crack ship’s name is into Bamon, essentially feeding them the same type of lines and dynamic because remember season 6 and Kai???? “I just wanted to feel your hand on my chest” “Something weird about him” “You’re just not used to guys hitting on ya” and it BOTHERS me because Bonenzo makes me defend Bamon even though Bamon is problematic AF but Bonenzo will NEVER be Bamon because they don’t have that type of relationship, Kat and Michael do not have nearly the same amount as chemistry as Kat has with Ian and the characters don’t have the same push-pull vibe either and I am SO TIRED, like SO FUCKING TIRED of the show acting like banter is the fix-all for every relationship. BANTER DOESN’T SOLVE ANYTHING. Just because you make two people verbally spar doesn’t mean they have chemistry, doesn’t mean they have a believable story, doesn’t make up for the fact that they don’t have a believable story, like STOP IT. It’s like how Caroline and Enzo were never going to be Caroline and Klaus. And the other problem with this too is that Enzo isn’t his own character, he doesn’t have a personality, as the awesome Bonkamily pointed out, dude doesn’t even have a last name, like bruh, so the show basically makes him act like shadows of the other male characters to suit a plotline and that’s also why Bonenzo is like … what IS this though? Why are you so pressed, Bonnie? It doesn’t make any SENSE.

And you’re also right. This is twice that the show has brought up that Bonnie hasn’t had a love triangle of her own even though Caroline and Elena had two separate love triangles — (Matt/Elena/Stefan, Stefan/Elena/Damon, Matt/Caroline/Tyler, Tyler/Caroline/Klaus) and then they had male characters put on the show specifically to want them (Jesse and Liam) and Bonnie had Jeremy who cheated on her and if he didn’t cheat on her he died or she died or he was too busy saving Elena or she was too busy saving Elena, they basically had NO screen time. And it’s mean-spirited at this point because the show isn’t being self-reflexive, it just feels like the show is using the opportunity to put Bonnie down and even if it does foreshadow Enzo fighting for her, but in what way? Because Jeremy DID fight for Bonnie in season 2 in terms of trying to keep her safe and telling her she had to go easy on her magic, the way Bonnie hasn’t been fought over is two men competing over her or longing for her, the only man who did that the show killed off and while I do believe that there was tension between Kai and Damon over Bonnie, the show didn’t flush that out because God forbid Damon Salvatore would ever see Bonnie as more than his stepping stool. These writers are ridiculous.

My sister is a casual Shameless viewer so she usually doesn’t have the same opinions as me when it comes to the problems with the show (or if she does they’re not nearly as strong) but she just watched 5x12 and she’s giving me life right now. Some of her best quotes:

“Mickey is like trying not to die and Ian’s like yolo. I don’t even blame Ian or the actor, he had to do the shit they write.”

“Fi sux at life. Remember when she cared about the kids?

“Remember when it was about a sister taking care of her family, getting through life?”

Upon me telling her Noel’s probably leaving: “Lol good he’s to good for this show.”

“Mickey was the only good character left. Oh well. It’ll probably get cancelled after next season.”

“The shows getting bad and losing the whole central idea.” 

This gives me hope. Casual viewers are aware.

anonymous asked:

I'm confused. Which actors are fuck boys. The only one i really know of is bob morley

chris larkin (monty), ricky whittle (lincoln), richard harmon (murphy), sachin sahal (jackson), and jarod joseph (miller) are in the clear and are not fuckboys and generally seem to be lovely humans

(someone said that ricky once was asked about racism on the show and he said some colorblind “this show is about people“ crap but i haven’t been able to find it and since he’s not white it’s not my place to say anything) EDIT: ISAIAH SAID THIS NOT RICKY

devon bostick (jasper) is ableist and sexist and when called out he acts like a child, thomas mcdonell (finn) only tweets copy and pasted twitter bios of young girls, henry ian cusick (kane) was involved in a sexual harassment scandal and has a DUI, isaiah washington (jaha) is super homophobic, and steve talley (wick)’s twitter is something you have to experience for yourself

bob was rude on twitter once and defended something devon said (same occurance), but i don’t quite consider him at fuckboy status because he usually tries to act as a peacekeeper and he’s said before (in this interview) that he’s had problems with rage (because of racism he faced in childhood; also in that interview) and that he’s tried working on it. i’m not claiming to know him or anything, but it could be related to the one time he was rude on twitter (because normally he’s delightful and kind). or he could be a fuckboy. who knows

Old Acquaintances

Fic A Day In May-Day 6

Withmywordsispeaktruth kinda hint-hinted at wanting this so here you go bb!

The man walks into the Chicago bar, after visiting a place he once knew. He grew up a few blocks from here but it all seems foreign to him now. Nobody knows his name anymore, no one recognizes his face. In a way he’s cool with it, he’s moved on to greater things, but it also makes him sort of sad.

Besides his family, who eventually followed him away from the area when he got successful enough in his job, he always regretted leaving certain people behind. There was one person in particular he regretted not saying goodbye to, still does actually. He was a few years younger than him but he was the most beautiful thing he’d ever seen. He knew it was probably just some fun fucking for the younger kid but he himself always wanted more…always felt more.

So the man, who was now a stranger in these parts, walks into the bar, not expecting to see anyone worth his time. He figures he’ll just get a stiff drink or two in him before he heads back to home, far away from this place but when he opens the door he sees him.

Red hair bright as fire on a dark night, shinning in the dim lights of the bar. The man shakes his head thinking, there’s no way but as he walks closer he can see the distinct features of a boy he once knew, no longer a boy but a man. The freckles are no longer apparent on his face but they were still incredibly prominent on his arms and hands. 

The man nervously approaches the bar to the left of the redhead, passing him as he does so. He clears his throat. “Gallagher? Ummm Ian Gallagher?”

The redhead turns to the voice and stares at him. “Yeah?”

“It’s umm Rodger. Uh Rodger S-”

“Rodger Spikey!” Ian looks at him, wide eyed, finally recognizing him. “Wow, man. It’s been awhile.”

Rodger smiles surprised Ian still remembers him but then Roger realizes he probably was Ian’s first. Guess you never forget your first. “Yeah. Four? Five years? Shit, Ian. You grew up” Rodger says marveling at the man before him.

“Haha yeah, yeah it happens. How’ve you been?”

“Eh not bad.” It’s not exactly a lie. “You?”

“Pretty good. Well really good actually” Ian says a bit timidly. 

“Oh yeah? You uh… you with someone?” Rodger whispers close to Ian, careful that no one can hear and have Ian’s sexuality exposed. 

“Yeah he’s in the bathroom. And you don’t have to whisper here. No one cares. Hell,” Ian looks around, “I think everyone here knows”

Rodger is a bit shocked, people on the southside know Ian’s gay and the kid is still walking. Guess people can surprise you. Rodger then asks in normal conversation volume “How long you’ve been with him? Or did you just meet or something?”

“Nah we’ve been together a few years.”

“Oh wow. That’s great." 

"Thanks. There were some ups and downs but I think we’re finally going to be okay. What about you?”

“Oh well I’m alright. Got a good job in New York. Doing well." 

"That’s good.” Ian could see Rodger was trying to avoid the relationship conversation.

“Yeah.” Rodger looks at Ian, almost sad he couldn’t rekindle what they had but strangely not jealous that Ian was okay. “I’m really happy for you though. I was always afraid the wrong person would find out about you or some shit. Didn’t want that.”

Ian smiles genuinely “Ah well you don’t have to worry about that. Least not anymore.”

Ian sees Mickey eyeing Ian curiously. Ian gestures with his head inviting Mickey to join and Mickey struts over.

Mickey stands by Ian as Ian wraps his arm around Mickey’s waste pulling him closer. 

“Mickey this is Rodger. Rodger this is Mickey, my boyfriend”. Ian still winces when he says it, still not fully sure Mickey is okay with the term.

“Mmm Gallagher. I get all tingly when you call me that.” Mickey laughs.

Ian chuckles. “Fuck you.” He playfully pushes Mickey away and crosses his hands back on the counter. Mickey holds out his hand, politely to shake Rodgers, who accepts the gesture. 

The handshake goes on for an awkwardly long time as Roger thinks. He lets go of Mickey’s hand and stares “Wait…Mickey… Not Mickey Milkovich?”.

“Uhhh yeah why?” Mickey questions. Did this asshole have a problem with him?

“You related to Iggy?”

“Yup”

“Oh shit. Me and Iggy go way back. How is that fucker?” Rodger grins.

“He’s good I guess. Same old." 

"Yeah I bet. Small world.” Rodger shakes his head then checks his watch. “Shit. I gotta go. Great seeing you again, Ian. And Mickey nice to meet you. Tell Iggy I said hey.” Rodger says 

“Yeah sure.” Mickey answers as Rodger leaves the bar. “The fuck was that?” Mickey asks Ian. “You fuck him?”

“Yeah, like a long time ago. Before Kash.”

“Shit. Wait..Rodger…." 

Ian smiles as he see’s Mickey placing two and two together.

"Wait a fucking minute was that Rodger Spikey?”

Ian nods.

“Shit I was wanting to suck that dude’s dick since I was fourteen.”

“Well he just left. You might be able to catch up to him.”

“Fuck you. I only want your dick now”

“Well thanks” Ian says as he pulls Mickey’s head down to kiss. Mickey breaks the kiss for a moment. 

“Shit you really fucked Rodger Spikey?” Ian shakes his head and places it on the bar, laughing.  "Damn. I wonder how he knows Iggy"