halloween losers club
my brain suggested this idea to me while scrolling through Halloween costume ideas (im going as georgie and my bff is going as bill) and i was like “say no more”
lets just say bevs aunt lets her come down for halloween ok? ok.
- Beverly goes as Rizzo from Grease
- Richie goes as a Greaser from Grease (um duh)
- Eddie doesn’t normally participate in Halloween. Richie suggests that he goes as his pink lady, which Eddie immediately denies but he does indeed show up in a pink collared shirt, black jeans and one of the Pink Lady Jackets.
- Bill, Stan, Mike and Ben go as the Ghostbusters (can you imagine how great that is)
- Eddie has always hated Halloween because he gets scared so easily and you’re literally taking food from strangers.
- Richie, in a shxtty greaser accent- “Don’t worry Eddie baby I’ll protect you.” “Richie you’re a toothpick.”
- 1) “Guys wait you have to check your candy-” 2) “Oh my god you aren’t gonna eat that thing, right?” 3) “The man that gave that to us owned scary dogs. Don’t eat that.”
- Stan would occasionally space out every time he saw or heard any trace of a bird.
- Every time Richie saw anyone else dressed up as any character from Grease he would swing his arms around Beverly and Eddie’s shoulders and scream, “WE’RE BETTER!”
- Eddie, blushing- “Oh my god Richie stop your frickin’ retarded-” Bev, raising a fist in the air, “HELL YEAH!”
- the whole squad constantly screaming the Ghostbusters theme song.
- Richie would not stop singing songs from Grease terribly.
- ^^^^ “SumME r LoVIn HaD mE A blAAAsT, SummmmmE R lOvIn, HaPpENeD sO FA ST”
- you know that part from ‘Summer Loving’ where they’re like- “tell me more, tell me more!” uh so-
- Richie spinning Eddie around and them singing the song together.
- Having to run away from the bullies at top speed
- “WHAT DID WE EVER DO TO YOU? I MEAN, EDDIE IS WEARING A PINK FXCKING JACKET-”
- Ben telling everyone what the best candies are and what to look for and all his strategies while the group just silently nods.
- “Ok. so personally I love the tootsie rolls but- yes Mike what’s your question?” “Which candies are specifically vegan-”
- Mike constantly stopping to pet every single dog he sees and give them a good tummy rub
- Eddie constantly burying his face in the back of Richie’s leather jacket every time he sees something scary
- Bill staring sadly at sewer drains every time they pass one in the sidewalk
- All of them softly crying when they see a balloon.
*que ‘fxck this shit im out’ whenever they see a kid dressed as a clown
ok bye thanks for your time