TalesFromThePizzaGuy: Really sad story.
This happened maybe 3 years ago. Was on the way back from a run. On a busy road about a mile away from my store. I see something small moving around on my windshield wiper. Thinking it’s just a bug or something I hit the wiper button or toggle whatever to get it off. I was absolutely horrified to see a tiny bird stuck in my windshield wiper going across my windshield. Tears came down my face right then. It was still moving helplessly. I’d have pulled over right then but the boss kept a close eye on run times and he’d have been pissed if I told him I was trying to save a bird obviously. Right when I pulled in behind the store I jumped and tried to help it. It was stuck pretty bad I’m sure I must have broke it’s wing getting it free. I put on the ground and it hoped away. One of the saddest moments of my life, but it helps to get it out of my head.