i have superheroes on the brain right now

BIG HERO 6; STARTER SENTENCES.

  • ❛ Balalalala. ❜
  • ❛ On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your pain? ❜
  • ❛ Crying is a natural response to pain. ❜
  • ❛ There are no red lights during car chases! ❜
  • ❛ I am not fast. ❜
  • ❛ I can’t lose you too! ❜
  • ❛ Hello. I am _____, your personal healthcare companion. ❜
  • ❛ I heard a sound of distress. What seems to be the trouble? ❜
  • ❛ We didn’t set out to be superheroes. But sometimes life doesn’t go the way you planned. ❜
  • ❛ I have some concerns. ❜
  • ❛ I spilled wasabi on my shirt one time, people. ONE TIME!
  • ❛ It’s just a suit. This is not my real face and body. ❜
  • ❛ Flying makes me a better care provider. ❜
  • ❛ _____, if I could have any superpower right now, it would be the ability to crawl through this camera and give you a big hug. ❜
  • ❛ Ah, welcome to mi casa! It’s French for ‘front door’. ❜
  • ❛ And I hope you learned your lesson, bonehead. ❜
  • WHEN are you going to do something with that big brain of yours? ❜
  • ❛ I will LASER-HAND you in the face! ❜
  • ❛ Okay. If my _____ asks, we were at school all day. Got it? ❜
  • ❛ We jumped out a window! ❜
  • ❛ Why is he trying to kill us? ❜
  • ❛ Um, why are you trying to kill us? ❜
  • ❛ It’s classic villain. We’ve seen too much! ❜
  • ❛ Let’s not jump to conclusions. We don’t KNOW he’s trying to kill us. ❜
  • ❛ My brain hates my eyes for seeing this. ❜
  • WOO! Now THAT’S a chemical reaction! ❜
  • ❛ Oh, no. ❜
  • ❛ I am never taking the bus again. ❜
  • ❛ What do you need, little man? Deodorant, breath mint, fresh pair of underpants? ❜
  • ❛ I haven’t done laundry in six months. One pair lasts me four days. I go front, I go back, I go inside out, then I go front and back. ❜
  • ❛ Wow, that is both disgusting and awesome. ❜
  • ❛ People keep saying he’s not really gone, as long as we remember him. But it still hurts. ❜
  • ❛ Actually, if we’re going to catch this guy, I need to upgrade all of you. ❜
  • ❛ This won’t change anything. Trust me. I know. ❜
  • ❛ Yeah. I’m going for a non-threatening… huggable kinda thing. ❜
  • ❛ Looks like a walking marshmallow. ❜
  • ❛ Yeah, if I wasn’t terrified of heights, I’d probably love this. But I’m terrified of heights, so I don’t love it! ❜
  • ❛ Quarantine? Do you guys know what quarantine means? ❜
  • ❛ Oh, and uh, this one has a skull face on it. A SKULL FACE!
  • ❛ No, don’t push us away, _____. We’re here for you. ❜
  • ❛ Wow, that’s a whole lot of tungsten carbide. ❜
  • ❛ Excuse me while I let out some air. ❜
  • STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP! It’s just an expression! ❜
  • ❛ Oh, I just stubbed my toe a little. I’m fine. ❜
  • ❛ I’m not a student. But I am a MAJOR science enthusiast. ❜

Big Hero 6   {Sentence Starters}

  • “I am not fast.”
  • “Unbelievable…”
  • “It is alright to cry.”
  • “I can’t lose you, too!”
  • “I have some concerns.”
  • “Why is he trying to kill us?”
  • “Does it hurt when I touch it?”
  • “Um, why are you trying to kill us?”
  • “Crying is a natural response to pain.”
  • “Takes a lot more than this to rattle me.”
  • “Oh, I just stubbed my toe a little. I’m fine.”
  • “There are no red lights during car chases!”
  • “Wow, that is both disgusting and awesome.”
  • “This won’t change anything. Trust me. I know.”
  • “On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your pain?”
  • “I just wish I could share my accomplishments with you.”
  • “I heard a sound of distress. What seems to be the trouble?”
  • “I spilled wasabi on my shirt one time, people… ONE TIME!”
  • “WHEN are you going to do something with that big brain of yours?”
  • “Let’s not jump to conclusions. We don’t KNOW he’s trying to kill us.”
  • “You are gonna feel these things tomorrow, you know what I’m saying?”
  • “We didn’t set out to be superheroes. But sometimes life doesn’t go the way you planned.”
  • “Yeah, if I wasn’t terrified of heights, I’d probably love this. But I’m terrified of heights, so I don’t love it!”
  • “Well then, what about an invisible sandwich? Imagine eating a sandwich, but everyone just thinks you’re crazy!”
  • “If I could have any superpower right now, it would be the ability to crawl through this camera and give you a big hug.”
HummingBird (part 1/?)

Peter Parker X Reader

Summary: reader is the adoptive child of Tony and Steve who send her to highschool. 

word count: 1253 


“I don’t need to go to school tony, you know this, Friday is a lovely teacher.” I rolled my eyes. He and Mr. America had been trying to get me to go to a school since last year. Something about people skills?

“No, Tony is right. You need to go to school. Its not about learning science and math, its about working in a variable environment and working around it. In fact, its what you need to be included on the team,” The captain retorted.

“So, what you’re saying is that I can’t be given mission privileges until I go to highschool?” I tried not to whine but this was so unfair.

“Um, yes, that is what we are saying.” Tony tried to be fatherly, “and you are going to listen.”

“Fine, I’ll go…” They prematurely smiled in accomplishment, “on a few conditions. First of all, I get to have my own place close enough to the school that I can walk or bike. I don’t want to have to take a bus back to Stark tower every night. That’s not gonna happen,” they both nodded in agreement, “ Secondly, I’d like to be mostly independent, I’ll check in once a week and make sure to give you updates, visit monthly, all that jazz. Just please don’t send Happy to babysit, please. Neither parties enjoy it. Finally, I’d like to keep my suit and use it in my spare time.” To my last request both Tony and Steve disagreed.

“You are not going to bring your suit with you. Absolutely not.” Steve said, “You aren’t out to the public and you won’t be for a while.”

“Why not! It’s a good idea. I’ve been training my whole life, getting out there as a local hero is good practice! I’ll be able to get in some new variables that may come in handy! And,, and!! By the time you let me join ;) the ;)Avengers;) for ;)realsies I’ll already have a popular rep with the public.” I said, lawyering the fuck outta them.

Neither of the two said a word, which was what I took as a yes.

It was finally moving day. Tony had signed the lease for a studio apartment not five blocks away from the school he had signed me up for. Midtown High School. Everything was ready to go. Of course, the school year had already started for them, but that was none of my concern. I honestly wasn’t there for school.

“Hey, guys, I’ll facetime you on sundays, see you once a month, it’s not goodbye forever!” I comforted. Steve and Tony were a little sad that I was leaving but I mean it was their idea.

“I know, its just that my little girl is gonna go and get socialized!” Steve exclaimed, a sad smile on his face.

“Oh my god there are going to be boys there, maybe this is a bad idea-” Tony continued to ramble as I attempted to cut him off.

“Hey, hey, Pops!” calling him my father got his attention, “I’ll be fine. I won’t do anything you wouldn’t do… or anything you would for that matter. I love you guys. I gotta go, Happy is getting impatient.”

I waved goodbye to the two men who had raised me for most of my life and began to daze off, observing the people and buildings we drove past. We soon arrived at an old tall apartment complex. All of my things were already there so I told Happy that I was fine to go in alone and that he could go. He gave me the key and drove off almost immediately.

I lived on the 28th and final floor of this nearly deserted complex. Appartment 28C. Apparently the elevator only went to the 26th floor, so I had to climb the final two. I could tell by the yellowing walls and musky smell of the hallway that Tony really had paid no expense getting me this place.

Entering my room I had expected to see a room along a similar theme to the rest of the building. However, the apartment’s design was more similar to that of Stark Tower. Everything was high tech and clean. The kitchen was fully equipped and stocked. The living room looked magnificent despite its rather small area. There was just enough room to have a couch, coffee table, and tv without being too crowded. My room was gorgeous, my twin sized bed from my old compact sitting in the corner, my own desk and laptop along with a lot of cool other gadgets, and my bathroom had a tub. It was like a d r e a m.

Later on, before I was going to go to bed, I opened the laptop and called up Tony.

“Hey Guys!!” I greeted smiling from ear to ear.

“Hey Bird! How are you? Do you like the apartment?” Steve answered.

“It’s amazing, thank you guys so much. Is Tony there?” I asked, wanting to say hello to him as well.

“Yeah he’s in the lab working, he left his phone here.” He replied.

“Can I talk to him?”

“Yes ma’am” Steve responded, making his way to the lab, “Tony! Your daughter wanted to talk to you!” I could hear crashes of sound coming from a distance and Tony yelling back a few curses to Steve about not calling me that. Soon enough he appeared on my screen.

“Pops, were close enough that I can call you pops and you can call me daughter, if you want to.” I replied, smiling back.

“How’s the apartment, do you like it?” He asked, a genuinely nervous look on his face.

“I love it, I especially love the bathtub.”

“OO Oo!! There are bathbombs under the sink!” Spangles squealed, “Also, did you get our envelope?” My face clearly said no. “Check the coffee table.”

I did as he said and checked. Inside the envelope was a wad full of cash money, probably somewhere around tenthousand dollars.

“Guys you didn’t!” I sighed a loving smile on my face.

“That money is for emergencies. I expect you to keep in the vault in your closet. Your card is limited to enough for groceries. If you want to buy anything else with it you’re going to have to ask me first. Agreed?” Tony lectured. He really was a father to me.

“Sir, yes sir!” I saluted. “Um, what vault though? You said the one in my closet but the only thing in my closet is clothes.”

“Oh, you see that weird screw on the doorhinge– no the other door- yeah that one. Press on it” The wall on the back of my closet did a weird turn taking my clothes with it and presented a small vault and more importantly my supersuit (and some cool weapons).

“I totally forgot about the suit!” I said as I put the money in the vault, using my “birthday” as the code.

“No using it tonight young lady, your first day of school is tomorrow. Do you have all your things prepared” Stark ordered.

“Yes sir.”

“Now go to bed kiddo” Tony said.

“Right away sir. Goodnight i love you two” i said as i hung up.

I put away the suit and got into bed, looking out at the magnificent view of new york. I could still see the tower from where I lay and yet it was still so far off. My brain began to wander to other things as I fell asleep.

Part 2

deseretgear  asked:

Jim I love that u take papyrus with you everywhere I bet he is having a blast being an alien space rock and now a superhero... Also out of curiosity how do u pronounce pavljica? My American brain is going "pav-ill-jih-kah" but I don't think that's right...

i will take papyrus with me where ever i go figuratively and literally tbh
when i go to places that intimidate me i always wear my papyrus shirt lmao it makes me feel more confident and safe, my good luck shirt lmao <’:

also i’m really bad at writing these things but i think this sounds kinda right;

prav-lee-tza

none of that soft weak english r tho
give it a good hard slavic R (or spanish! the spanish also get it).

Big Hero 6 Sentence Starters
  • "On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain?"
  • "It is okay to cry. Crying is a natural response to pain."
  • "We jumped out a window!"
  • "I can't lose you too!"
  • "We didn't set out to be superheroes."
  • "Sometimes life doesn't go the way you planned."
  • "If I could have any superpower right now, it would be the ability to crawl through this camera and give you a big hug."
  • "Oh, I just stubbed my toe a little. I'm fine."
  • "No, no, no, that's okay. No touching."
  • "I spilled wasabi on my shirt one time, people. ONE TIME!"
  • "What about: invisible sandwich? Imagine eating a sandwich, but everyone just thinks you're crazy!"
  • "I am not fast."
  • "I have some concerns."
  • "I hope you learned your lesson, bonehead."
  • "WHEN are you going to do something with that big brain of yours?"
  • "My brain hates my eyes for seeing this."
  • "HE'S TRYING TO KILL US!"
  • "Ah, welcome to mi casa! It's French for 'front door'."
  • "Stop whining. Woman up."
  • "Wow, that is both disgusting and awesome."
  • "This won't change anything. Trust me. I know."
  • "If I wasn't terrified of heights, I'd like this. But, I'm terrified of heights, so I don't like this."
Comatose

Part 2 to my Mark Pellegrino x Reader series! Read part 1 here!

A/N: I apologize it took so long to publish part 2, but I didn’t know I was going to run into some issues. Anyway, here’s part 2! Enjoy! <3

Author: @totallysupernaturaloneshots

Word Count: 1,626

Characters: Mark P x Reader (in a way), reader’s best friend Valary, and a few other actors from Supernatural.

Pairing: Mark Pellegrino x Reader (I’m adding this into my stories when multiple people are in them from now on.)

Warnings: mention of abuse and near death, angst

Your name: submit What is this?

Summary: Reader is in a coma and whilst in it, Mark tells her something that completely shocks her. (I’m going to start writing my summaries like this. I usually write them with you/your/etc.)

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I just love, the power that cartoons have onto the mind of the viewers. You discorvered your hypnosis-fetish with a cartoon am I right?

Of course you did. And you know why? They programmed you. From such a young age. Those colorful cartoons looked so relaxed,so…so happy.

And now, each time you see a cartoon getting hypnotized, you get exciteded don’t you?

You are programmed. Your brain is hardwired now, like a pavlovian reflex.

Or, to say it in a cartoony way….”Boing! You are totally hypnotized”

Stisaac Week Friday: Fandom Faves Day 2

(Geek!Stiles)

He poked his friend again. And again. And again.

The lame ass werewolf could not be bother to get out of bed. Where his long body was entangled in his own. But Stiles needed to pee. Like really bad.

“Isaaaaaac!”

His eyes blinked open and for a second he looked like a new born puppy, then seemed to burn with the hot fires of hell.

Oops.

“Piss off I’m sleeping”

Stiles rolled his eyes, and with urgency dripping from his mouth said, “Honestly I would love too, Wolfy, I love you but lemme take a piss.”

Isaac practically pushed him out for the bed after that.

Stiles giggled liked an idiot while running to the loo.

He came back to Isaac-the lazy shit was still in his PJs- on his bed reading a first edition Aqua Man comic.

A blush creeped up Stiles’ neck as he approached the boy.

“Were you snooping?” He scoffed.

“Nope, just adventuring into the depth’s of _________ Stilinski’s room” He smirked holding up a long forgotten birth certificate. Still not looking at Stiles.

“That’s it. Give it here or I will eat you”

Still smirking Isaac asked “Promise?”

The human (who had gained quite a bit of muscle mass this past year) jumped on Isaac. Shoving the Captain America sheets of the bed.

This time he smirked… Of course this was before he realized he was straddling the wolf.

He started to climb off-his face red like a tomato- when Isaac grabbed his wrist, pulling him back.

“Me or Steve Rogers?”

Stiles starred blankly “What?”

“Who would you rather date? Me or Steve?”

“I do not see how this is relevant…”

“Just answer”

So Stiles thought. What did this mean? Was Isaac asking him out?

“Steve Rogers post or pre Captain America?”

“Post”

“…” Honestly there wasn’t a contest to who would win. Both had been these abused boys who then became rather superior. But the Cap wasn’t the one that climbed into Stiles bed last night just to have someone to talk to. The Cap wasn’t the one wore scarves in the most inadequate weather. The Cap was not the one Stiles was straddling right now, staring at his lips. Captain America was the person Stiles is in love with. (Present tense)

“Well the answer is quite obvious, I think I will go with… Tony Stark”

Before Isaac’s brain could register the reply a pair of soft pale lips were against his own.

Stiles didn’t need a superhero, he already had a werewolf.

8

SUPERHERO AU: In which Gareth (superhuman strength, anger management issues), James (Midas touch, social outcast) and Karim (incredible luck, overly talkative) have to try and work together in order to prevent evil villain Suarez (superhuman speed, cunning) from pulling off the heist of the century.

Because obviously when ADIDAS releases a commercial like this, that is the #1 thing I take away from it.

Now Fitz’s expression makes more sense after watching the sneak peek (is that cheating? Technically, 3x11 isn’t included in the re-watch, but oh well). I thought it made sense before. Fitz, struggling with survivor’s guilt that now matches Jemma’s a bit, promised Jemma he’d bring Will back. And he didn’t. So he doesn’t know how she’ll react to seeing just him. Just Fitz.

Because, isn’t that a huge thing he struggles with throughout the series? He doesn’t have superpowers in a world full of superheroes. According to Iain, he’s
“built like a 12-year old” (although lately….I’d beg to differ…!!!). He hasn’t done everything right. He’s inexperienced when it comes to relationships. He had to overcome brain damage. He always chooses the peaceful way out (which is never badass enough). He’s pasty. He’s emotional. He couldn’t move on from Jemma like she seemingly did from him. He’s trusted the wrong people. And all he has to show for himself is his big brain.

And Jemma. She falls for the perfect specimen of a man. Her relationship with Will brings all of his insecurities and self doubt to the surface. That she was only going to be with Fitz until someone better came along. He can’t see that she’s in love with him. He knows that she wanted to be with him - her phone is proof of that. But in Chaos Theory, he’s so quick to give her an out. Clearly, she doesn’t mean that. She was just suffering from dehydration and the thought of no human contact and just latched on to the thought of us. And he knows that she does have feelings for him still. Her kiss is proof of that. He doesn’t deny she has feelings for him before he kisses her. He just thinks she loves Will more. Fate brought her to her soulmate on a foreign planet. It’s a beautiful story. One that he is simply an obstacle in. 

And now. She’ll have to settle for just Fitz. As usual, the two of them find their way back to each other. And whereas Jemma finds them inseparable, Fitz is feeling more and more of a burden to her. The cosmos is a bitch. It keeps bringing them together but not…together. And everyone else along the way is simply collateral damage to their fucked up story.

So yes. That much was clear. But Fitz’s conversation with Coulson revealed so much more. Not only is Fitz thinking he disappointed Jemma by being the one to return instead of Will. Not only is he struggling with survivor’s guilt. But he also genuinely thinks he murdered Will. The small dark parts of him are convincing him that he did it out of some warped jealousy. That he could’ve found another way. And didn’t. 

And Coulson. WTF is wrong with him?! He doesn’t help the situation. He actually has the gall to equate Fitz’s killing to his murder. I tell you what. Watching Coulson snuff out Ward is the hardest thing in the whole series to watch for me. He was focused. He was filled with revenge. He ignores Fitz’s pleas for Coulson to just leave him. He put killing Ward ahead of Fitz’s and his chance of returning through the timed portal. And he used his hand - a personal, intimate, deliberate way to end someone’s life. 

Fitz killed Will out of necessity. Coulson killed Ward far from necessity. Yet, he’s allowed Fitz to believe they both have blood on their hands. And for peacemaker Fitz…that’s a very iniquitous fact for him to accept.

So Fitz is approaching Jemma with feelings of inadequacy, guilt, and darkness. No wonder he looks like that.