i have such thoughtful friends

Me, remembering the crush I had on a guy with a doctorate in math who couldn’t complete a sentence and was nicknamed Doc in college: yeah that’s still spot on

Me, remembering he was also a theatre nerd: …yup still haven’t outgrown that one either

Me, remembering I was 16 and he was literally 20 years older than me: thank God I’m not like that any-

Me, seeing him on my fb today: shit he’s still got it

squoctobird  asked:

Dude. Gotta say this stuff with the serum is kind of genius. Like the science adds up. Why DIDNT Tony get a horrible infection from having surgery in a cave in the movie? (Not sure what happens in the comics) Like I appreciate the thought put into the idea. I have friends who are legit scientists and bad science in movies is THE WORST. (They complain a lot lol)

SERIOUSLY

I mean, i feel like you cant watch superhero movies and argue science lol but I always watch IM1 and come out with two huge questions— why didnt he have any mental side affects from Afghanistan? and why didnt we have some  medical scene where they were running tests or checking for infections or SOMETHING. 

But you know… thats why fan fiction is beautiful lol we fill in all those holes with our own ideas!

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【羽・WINGS・Park Jimin】

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Imagine Flug as the type of gamer who rage quits in games like Mario Kart 8.

Black Hat and Demencia are the lil’ shits that enjoy them, mainly because it’s one of those rare moments they get to make the doctor truly mad. And make him curse like a sailor.

Flug: *is first on the final lap**only has coins and a banana*

Demencia: *has six red shells**throws all of them*

Flug: Oh geez THANKS Demencia. I absolutely LOVE getting fucked in the ass with- HOW THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE SIX FUCKING RED SHELLS??!!!

Demencia: Pfffffffhahahaha! git rekt.

Black Hat: *throws blue shell**was already locked on Flug before Demencia took first* 

Flug: *is instantly thrown to last place at the end of the race*

Flug: *smashes anything within a five foot radius*

Black Hat and Demencia: *currently on the floor laughing their asses off*

Flug: FUCK THIS! I’d rather slave myself to death in the lab than deal with this fuckin’ bullshit! *leaves*

Demencia: *sings while in tears* Baby come back~

Flug: *in a distance* FUCK YOU.

Have I mentioned how much I enjoy the thought of Harry and Draco back at Hogwarts years after they leave? If not, let me take a few moments of your time to elucidate:

  • Banter
  • Inter-house rivalry at the head table
    • inter-house rivalry between classes
  • Knowing (memorizing) each other’s schedule and casually bringing it up in conversation–with or outside of each other
  • Seeming like a married couple to everyone else but not realizing it themselves
  • Intense quidditch debates in the staff room
    • students like to hang around outside because they’re always loud and always hilarious (and sometimes often result in creative new insults to add to their repertoire)
  • Grading together in one of their quarters and snarking over ridiculous student answers
  • Quibbling over teaching methods to the point of pedantry just to be annoying to the other
  • Trying the “I’ve never been more shocked by student behaviour in my life” approach on students who misbehave, none of whom believe it because they’ve heard stories of Harry and Draco’s time at Hogwarts (usually by the other in classes, ex. Draco climbing a tree because he wanted Harry’s attention)
  • Patrolling the hallways over Christmas hols
    • “Here. This is the statue Flitwick said he’s caught kids fooling around behind. Go check it out.”
    • “Why do I have to go?”
    • “What are you, scared?”
    • “… Fine, you absolute tosser. …Woah, Malfoy, come check this out.”
    • “What? What is it?”
    • “Just get back here and you’ll see.”
    • “I’m not going to fall for your tricks, Potter. I’m not going back there.”
    • “Malfoy….”
    • Fine.”
      • They end up necking behind the statue like students
      • It becomes a repeat occurrence