i have such pretty dates


An anon in my inbox was asking about how the bokuro got together and let’s just say it was an eventful day


she’s a handsome woman || panic! at the disco

i just remembered one of the first vividly gay moments i had back in highschool when i was in denial. i was friends with two girls who were dating and one of them made the other cry for some reason all the time like all the time. and i was always trying to comfort the one who was crying. and one day i had the thought “i wouldn’t treat you like this.”

and my het™ oriented mind immediately rejected that thought like “too bad she’s a GIRL so you wouldn’t be dating her IN THE FIRST PLACE b/c YOU’RE TOTALLY STRAIGHT.”

  • Naomi: I find that men are a lot like wine...
  • Yosano: Oh? How's that?
  • Naomi: Well they start as grapes: Immature. But then you have to stomp them into something that is acceptable to enjoy a meal with.
  • Yosano: Cheers to that!
So I refuse to believe Jocelyn is dead
  • There’s no way they would kill off such an important character in the 4th episode. 
  • Clary just got her back
  • Lucelyn got their first kiss and we need more.
  • Plus Jocelyn was acting hella shady this ep so it wouldn’t make sense for her to just be killed off.
  • The Sebastian storyline is coming soon and she is pretty important in that regard.
  • They killed her offscreen which would be a pretty crap was of killing an important character.
  • We need a Lucelyn wedding or I’m suing.
  • Malec have their first date soon and I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t be doing that if Jocelyn was actually dead.
  • Valentine still loves Jocelyn, why would he send a demon into the institute if he thought it would kill her? I don’t know how but maybe she got out/valentine has her? idk I’m in denial okay.
  • There’s a promo for 2x05 where Clary is talking about how she can bring Jocelyn back so maybe she is dead and Clary brings her back somehow???


anonymous asked:

Could I pretty please have A Sirius/Regulus x Reader where she is dating Sirius and Regulus is protective? Thank you!! Xoxo

Originally posted by imkylotrash

Originally posted by shirokirito-sao

An: Aw I love this request! It’s adorable! Sorry it took so long to answer, schools the woooorrrssssttt. Anyways, hope you love it Anon!! <3 

Requests are open! Send them in!!! 

“Sirius, we need to talk. Now,” Regulus’ voice was cold, matching the frosty air of the Scottish winter.
Sirius turned around to face his younger brother, looking down even though he was only mere inches taller.
“What do you want?” James growled, as he stood evenly next to Sirius.
“I want to talk to my brother, alone.” Regulus’ voice was eerily calm, but his light grey eyes shone with emotion, anger, worry, sadness, and so many more. One can always read a Black by their eyes.
“Fine,” Sirius shrugged, leading the way down the nearest corridor.
“What do y-” he was cut off and Regulus slammed him into the stone wall.
“I realize I can’t stop you from being with (Y/N),” He hissed. “But I can swear that if you ever hurt them in any way, I will kill you.”
Sirius’ eyes were wide and he glanced at his little brother, his face hardened, his hair neatly manicured as all Pure-blood men of high status’ were, His Slytherin robes- the dark Mark he was nearly postitive was hidden under his sleeve; Nothing recognizable as the younger boy he was chased around the house as a child…. except his eyes.
“I wouldn’t dream of hurting them, Regulus.”
“I don’t care if you mean to or not. If you let anything happen to them, Merlin, Sirius you will wish you hadn’t. I can’t keep her safe by association anymore, But I can protect her as much as possible… and I will by any means necessary.”
Regulus tightened his jaw.
The idea of you and Sirius… together…. nearly made him sick. You- his best friend.
But Sirius made you happy, happier than you had been in a while. You had smiled and laughed more in the past week than you had in years. Regulus loved your smile, Merlin- you had the power to change the world with one.
The elder Black was silent, his mind searching for a response.
“Reggi- Regulus,” he caught himself before he used the childhood nickname. “I’m never going to let anything happen to her, swear it.”
Regulus swallowed hard and nodded.
With a curt nod, he released Sirius’ robes and dropped his hands, stalking off down the corridor in the other direction.
James, as if on cue, walked over next to Sirius.
“You’ll never guess,” He shook his head, running a hand through his long hair. He was confused, but one thing was for certain, Sirius Orion Black would always keep that promise.

u know when you’re a lesbian but wanna express that a man is good looking and then have to be like “I MEAN AESTHETICALLY i’m not ATTRACTED TO HIM im GAY” so ur not invalidated…….. feels bad feels inorganic

stress relief klance doodle ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡

if we are being completely honest here i’m not that great to date but i feel like i’m a pretty good ex. like after all the dust settles i am pretty good to have dated. that’s where i really shine

chibi-tan25 replied to your post “an unfinished list of things about Phichit”

What’s with the yandere Phichit? XD

Hmm I feel like we may have different definitions of yandere? To me yandere is like, IF I CAN’T HAVE HIM, NOBODY CANNNNNNNNN×MURDER-SUICIDE.

With Phichit, I feel like if you have a very smol and anxious bff and suddenly your very smol and anxious bff’s forever fave / childhood idol shows up and like, starts hanging off him like a naked Russian koala, letting him know that if he breaks your very smol and anxious bff’s heart, you will break his fuckin dick is a pretty reasonable thing to do.

I myself have explained to people dating my friends that my family has forty acres of mountain property copiously supplied with cougars and bears, and also that my mother is prepared to lie about what I was doing there. Ya gotta look out for your people, dude.

Anyway Phichit understands Yuri is an adult etc etc etc but highkey if Victor makes Yuri cry, Phichit will kill him. Because that’s what friends do.

kimtrain  asked:

I need your expert opinion on something, May. Should I buy myself chocolate for Valentine's day and eat it while writing something sweet and fluffy or should I buy myself chocolate for Valentine's day and write something really angsty? I'm feeling both. Mostly the chocolate, but the writing too.

Por que no los dos?

You could always buy TWICE as much chocolate, eat half while happily writing cute fluff, then sit back, look at all your life choices and the fact that you’re eating chocolate and writing fluff on Valentine’s Day, get angsty about it, and proceed to write the second one (while eating chocolate also in a rather angsty manner).

But that sounds kinda sad. Please don’t do that.

Maybe the other order. Eat chocolate, write angst, then cheer yourself up with chocolate and fluff. (But twice as much chocolate should definitely be in there somewhere).

i really freakin hate having dreams about the one person i used to know like let me be in peace it’s been years and i’ve moved on frickin stop making my brain think i haven’t out of nowhere like this