i have sooooo many ships

I meannnn….

All I have to say at the moment is that if while my ship were *finally* having sex, there was a voiceover by two people continuously saying “we must tell him” in an “oh shit, he’s gonna freak out when he finds THIS OUT” manner….. I wouldn’t be confidently spewing hate in the ask boxes of profiles for other ships. 🤷‍♀️Maybe that’s just me.