i have so many addictions

When your parents want to go through your phone to see what you’re hiding but all you have are memes

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Bts confronting you about your Sprite addiction!

This is a sneak peek of my part of the collaboration with the incredible @lucidnancyboy. Working with them is such a wonderful and inspirational experience that I’ve been in a perpetual state of excitement over the last weeks. XD It got so “bad” that instead of only giving them the initial first drawing I couldn’t stop myself from drawing four more pictures for their story… at least it were still four on the last count >.<

Smut Oneshots

i don’t actually read smutty oneshots much. like usually if i read smut it’s like a slow burn chaptered fic. but here’s some i like anyway. 

Perfect Score by JeongDal

Jungkook is confusing himself. He can’t clearly understand the evidence his feelings and actions present.
Jimin just wants something more than sex. I mean…REALLY GOOD sex, but still.

Love isn’t something you can train at for 14 years. But maybe they’ll both see eye to eye this time.
And maybe Jimin will beat Jungkook at Archery one day.
Not soon, but one day. He swears by it.

사랑해줘, 사랑해줘 by amazingbees

The sheets pool at his waist; Jimin’s heart threatens to pound out of his chest. (Or, in which Jimin pines helplessly over Jungkook while his friends watch on in amusement.)

Constraint by Harlot (long)

Jungkook is young and he is more acquainted with confusion and poor-decision-making than he’d like to admit. Despite being only 19 years old, he sometimes argues that he’s been through and seen some shit. He is never sure where he’s going to end up and he’s not entirely sure what kind of future is waiting for him. He is often not sure of a lot but he is certain—absolutely certain—that he’s not gay.

Alternatively, a story in which Jungkook meets Park Jimin and doesn’t like him whatsoever. There’s just something about him… there’s just so much about him. Jungkook really can’t stand him. In fact, he can’t stand him so much he can’t quite seem to get him off of his mind.

Jingle Bells and Ugly Sweaters by jikookie

Prompt: “Jungkook likes his coworker Jimin but doesn’t do anything about it, but Jimin comes to the company holiday dressed up as a reindeer with little antlers and a collar with BELLS on it and the bells drive Jungkook nuts.

baby i like your style by taetaeq

Jimin started recording himself when he got a boyfriend who had a thing for recording them while they were fucking. It was also at that time when he made a blog on tumblr and started posting short videos, gifs and pictures of himself. His followers loved his big ass, big perky lips, thick cock and chubby fingers.
He even became friends with another guy who also owned a gay porn blog on tumblr and frequently posted videos of himself. Jimin wasn’t very into internet romance but the the guy was exactly his type - he was tall, muscular and had a big thick cock that Jimin would absolutely pay to suck.

The Good Doctor by snarcsics (ok this one is really illegal and definitely a guilty pleasure but i have read it so many times)

Jungkook’s your basic sex addict. Troubled, distant, angry, and somewhat cocky, however Jimin suspects that was there long before Jungkook became an addict.

Glass Diamonds by GinForInk (long)

Jungkook accidentally fires his skateboard through the window of a dance studio.

Ears by Usui

Jimin has been going through a dry spell. Taehyung decides the best way for him to get laid is dressing as a sexy cat for Halloween. Jimin meets Jungkook, a guy armed with bad cat puns who definitely approves of the costume.

Him by PinkBTS (really long but really good)

‘And like the dawn, you woke the world inside of me
You were the brightest shade of sun when I saw you’

or

“I mean a muse,” explained Yoongi, eyes traveling to Hoseok. “Someone that makes you feel the shots. Not only take them.”

Jeongguk snorted. “You’re just whipped.”

“Maybe,” agreed Yoongi, winking. “But it works.”

Picture Me With You by novilunar

Dealing with being in the same class as his favourite camboy is not an easy task for Jungkook

Look Here by dirtyretro (warning: dirty)

Admittedly, Jimin knew he was being over the top. As far as he was concerned, literal eons passed since Jungkook let loose. He missed that. And, seriously, Jungkook was just so good-looking. So, there’s that.

  • my hand, hovering over the "add to cart" button on amazon: if i loved myself i would do it
  • my bank account: if you loved yourself you wouldn't

anonymous asked:

Could you recommend a few blogs ?🌸

oh i have so many

@astrolocherry
@astrologymarina
@astrology-addict
@astrawrlogy
@astrofairies
@astro-hotline
@astro-vibes
@astrologanize
@acaipsychelife
@aceofwaands
@aesthetics-astro
@airmom
@aquariusgod
@aquarian-madness
@aquaxbabe
@astrologyputa
@astrology-rising
@astrologynigga
@ayyries
@blackpanthersdick
@cancergology
@ceresinlibra
@celestial-moon-goddess
@capvenus
@curvestrology
@coldsteelrainn
@cancerianfactsdaily
@dark-astrology
@disneystrologie
@edgy-astrology
@gemini-loverxxx
@itsfknbrooke
@jupiterswhore
@kissmyastrology
@katethewhys
@kizzxxx08
@lulucute
@leoasf
@luxnovalibra
@lazodiacale
@lazystrology
@libracharm
@lunelibra
@myastrologyconfessions
@ninthhousemoon
@neptunianbabe
@rileycore666
@starlilium
@soulofsaturn
@sil-houttevenus
@saturniians
@sadneptunian
@twhorus
@typicalaquariusposts
@wizkhalibra
@zodiacsignsaspics
@blackvirghoe
@astromessanger
@astrofairies
@astropunkk
@astrorhea
@astroyoyo
@thenatalchart
@the-air-heads

sorry if i forgot anyone, if you see this pls recommend some more

those anons about frank being an addict have really fucked me up ngl

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ADDICTED FOR 15 DAYS // day-12: favorite book/comic/movie/tv reference

(FMK with Coballoway ft. Superheroes)

Marry Iron Man. Fuck Batman. Kill Thor.

Thor is ridiculous, and I don’t mean the Norse mythology. I mean the one played by the actor on a movie screen.

Rose is quick.

Of course you would marry Iron Man. He’s as egotistical as you are. – Rose

Another text.

Lily said you’re Batman, so you just fucked yourself, Richard. – Rose

I rub my lips, my grin escalating tenfold. I reply: I have good taste.

I have better taste. – Rose

I type fast. You did choose me, so I think we can agree that we both have equally great taste when it comes to sex.

A pause before my phone buzzes.

Fine. We’re equals. It’s cemented. – Rose

listen, listen, there’s this fanfic called My Fault by Keelynoelle, and it’s by far the best Babybones fic I’ve read so far and there’s this one part where they all sleep together in the small living area Grillby has behind the bar all in one big bed and it’s so FLippINg cute it warms my entire heart

but seriously it is sad and happy and painful and long and regularly updated all sorts of other good things, so go read it!!! (and follow them! @keelynoelleart)

So I'm finally watching Sex & the City...

😕so Mr. Big was the original fuck boy huh? Is this fairytale, glass tinted lenses the reason so many people flock to New York? Why is Carrie ( THE main character) SOOOO annoying? How can this hoe afford a studio (in MANHATTAN, of all places) and able to have a designer shoe addiction on a newspaper column salary? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONSSSSS!! 🙃

hey guys! :) i’ve been meaning to do this for a while and i finally found the motivation. i completely re-vamped my icons page! added some new lost, sense8, and the 100 icons. feel free to check them out and use them. 

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