i have one and its really very cool yes

I haven’t actually posted a picture of my face before, and I’ve got this really cool Riddler cosplay I put together from items I have in my closet. So, I decided to knock out two birds with one stone and post a photo of myself wearing said Riddler cosplay. It’s not a very good photo, but I tried.

It's kinda like an all terrain elephant
  • Meg: but yeah, I'm trying to think of a cold weather animal that's bald
  • Me: none of the Iskat species evolved, they were all genetically engineered
  • Meg: right, so basically whatever people thought was cool is viable
  • they would probably have to be very blubbery
  • Me: WALRUSES
  • Meg: YES
  • Me: walruses with legs
  • Meg: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  • FUCK
  • Me: i've created a mental image which i will now never get out of my head no matter what priests i call in
  • Meg: ME NEITHER
  • THANKS A LOT
  • Me: i wonder what they teach in primary school survival courses about giant leg-walruses
  • make your peace with god
  • Meg: Listen, I thought polar bears were scary
  • I was really wrong
  • Imagine one charging
  • Me: oh GOD imagine its FACE as it gets speedily closer to you
  • Meg: I DON'T WANT TO
  • Me: no wonder Iskat conquered an empire
  • they needed somewhere to run to
My Coming Out Story
  • Me: Can I buy a binder?
  • Mother: Yeah... I'm pretty sure there is one in the office supply cabinet
  • Me: ... I mean a chest binder
  • Mother: You're very flat chested do you really need one?
  • Me: Yes mother.
  • Mother: Ok use your own money
  • Me: I just came out?
  • Mother: Thats nice, have you seen my eyeliner?
  • Me: Yes here it is, I'm genderfluid.
  • Mother: Thats cool, honestly the only thing I wish I could change about you is that you have anxiety

anonymous asked:

Hiya! I noticed that in your tags you read a lot of Kagehina fanfics and I was wondering if you have any good recommendations for some fics? Thank you!

ah yes kagehina the reason for the teardrops on my guitar

some COOL fanfics!!:

well that’s it for now (i’ve read more but these are the ones that i remember)! if you need anymore feel free to drop by in my ask again!

Hey guys, first of all, i thought it was time to make a follow  forever because I’ve been one year on tumblr, yes, its my anniversary and may is the month and thank you for 7.5k followers. Also this is a
special thanks to my mutuals (even though i’ve only been in a mutual with some of you for a short amount of time) for to make tumblr such an awesome experience for me, you literally always make my dash be a really cool and funny place!, i love you all.

And finally, thanks to the person who brought me to this place, because by that person, I have met very good people who perhaps would otherwise never could have known, thanks zayn for Being part of my life and our lives. i’m excited and waiting for solo zayn!

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if i forgot someone, i’m so sorry i really love you all, thank you for following me

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I’ve got some time to kill, since I’m in the middle of a rest cure of sorts, so I’ve put together a bookshelf tour if anyone feels interested.

Note: this barely represents a half of my books, most of them are put away in boxes at my auntie’s place because I haven’t been able to bring them home, and some of them have been borrowed by very irresponsible people.

anonymous asked:

YES HI HELLO THIS IS ACTUALLY A DIFFERENT ANON BUT IF ITS COOL I WOULD TOTALLY LIKE TO SEE A MAKNAE LINE KISSING ONE BC THE HYUNG LINE WAS CUTE

ding ding ding thank you anon i didn’t have to wait very long but holy shit i really wanted to do a maknae line one 

hyung line

Jimin: Jimin is the type to do both long and short ones at random times. I can see him being the guy to always kiss you twice in a row, and sighing happily before pulling you into a hug. He would always jokingly kiss you hard–if you were ever being playful or teasing each other he would kiss you hard out of nowhere and say “That’s what you get” or something idk. He would always, ALWAYS be kissing your cheek, so much that you might even grow tired of it! He’d probably start with his hand on your cheek to pull you in and then slide down to grab your hand. 

Taehyung: Tae would always want to kiss you whether it be a peck on the cheek or a long kiss on the lips, he would always want to do it. Oh man he would be a mixture of everything. He would be so giggly after kissing you lightly. You would be walking, hand in hand, and he would kiss you on the cheek and smile at you. He would always do shit like this like kissing you on the forehead, raising your hand up while holding it to kiss it, etc. BUT…But……when the time is right he would be good at making out plz help me my heart just randomly stopped working. He would grab you by the neck and let his fingers tangle in your hair to pull you in and kiss you hard, biting your lip from time to time, back you against a wall, but he would also switch from being the dominant kisser to the submissive one, letting you do literally whatever you wanted with him. Whenever this happened he would never fail to smirk at you. Honestly I don’t think it would take long for this to lead to something *whispers* more. But I can also see him being the type to try and have a conversation while you guys were making out or something, silly Tae. 

Jungkook: Sorry I’m not gonna go as far as I did w Jungkook because he’s too young for me but I think he would be so happy every time he got to kiss you! He would probably smile to himself afterwards and put his arm around you instantly. They would almost always be the same, not super long but meaningful. They wouldn’t be very light but not very hard either. Just the perfect amount every single time if that makes any sense. He’d probably kiss you on the forehead a lot, that would probably be his favorite spot to do it! Honestly I think he’s the type of guy who’d want to be kissed first–he would still do it first, but he would love it if you did as well! 

-Admin A, aka i have actually become really dissatisfied w my life and i need to lie down