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Jeremy Heere x Autistic!Reader x Michael Mell + Platonic Fluff

- Jeremy’s hair is a Good Texture
- he l o v e s when you mess with his hair, it’s nice for everyone involved
- one of you will have a bad day and he just puts his head in your lap and lets you have at it
- when you start scratching yourself or snapping a rubber band, Michael or Jerm touches your hand, says “No,” and puts your hand in his hair
- having a tap system
- 1 tap from you = it’s kinda Bad in here
- 2 taps from you = I need to leave for a bit
- 3 taps from you = I need to leave for a bit, will you come with
- 4 taps from you = meltdown
- 5 taps from you = shutdown
- 3 taps from one of them = I’m checking in, are you okay?
- 4 taps from one of them = are you nonverbal?
- Michael bought you noise cancelling headphones that you can play music in
- the boys try not to be sarcastic around you or clarify when you’re confused
- when they notice you touching a stuffed animal a lot in a store because it’s got a Nice Texture, they buy it for you behind your back and surprise you with it
- Michael gets headaches because of 3D movies and they’re sensory hell so you never go to them
- Michael will throw down with any ableist you come into contact with
- “You don’t LOOK autistic.”
“And you don’t look like a raging asshole. I guess people surprise you.”


“…It’s great when they do appreciate what you do, and no matter what you do there will be some people out there that do appreciate it. But frankly, those that don’t, it doesn’t matter if it’s your own personal enjoyment. You gotta take what you have, and you gotta, like, appreciate it for what it is and you gotta let it grow inside you for the personal growth that it is and not for everyone else.”

An important message and one that I think a lot of people need to listen to and understand (x)

anonymous asked:

could you do headcanons for the chocobros with a s/o who is just. so savage. or just really snarky and sarcastic all the time and they just always have a hilarious and witty comment to make (dude I LIVE for sassy humour omg)

sure thing, anon! sassy, witty humor is my favorite kind of humor (even though I’m the least sassy human alive), so I had a lot of fun with this request. thanks for sending it in, and I’m sorry I took so long! I hope you like it <3


  • Okay but he loves it
  • He doesn’t always join in, but he always appreciates the little contributions you make to different situations
  • Lets you lead everyone into battle, just to hear what will come out of your mouth
  • Thinks about that one time you called Ardyn a “walking thrift store” a lot
  • When he doesn’t want to deal with certain people, he makes you handle them
  • Never knows how to respond. Is it sarcasm? Are you serious? He isn’t sure
  • He loves taking you fishing with him
  • Not because you actually fish
  • Not because you like fishing
  • But because you always have the best commentary while you watch
  • Who needs the Ring of Lucii when a couple of words from you could send a man to the mountains in shame
  • When things get out of hand, do not expect him to know how to defuse the situation. You can, however, expect to find him right there by your side
  • Because even if your humor carries you away sometimes, Noct will always have your back

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Ruby is delicate.
Yoshiko is not.
And yet Ruby loves her anyway.

Ao3: (x)  FFnet: (x)

A/N: Apparently I love YohaRuby so much to suddenly wake up at 4am and write a messy drabble thingy and then post it for the world to see




Delicate isn’t the word that Yoshiko would use to describe herself.

She’s not necessarily made of sharp edges either. No, she would describe herself as someone made of rough unsure jagged pieces held together with a lot of grandiose pride. She was loud, out-there, and admittedly strange at times but unafraid to express that she wouldn’t simply settle for plain or ordinary.

(Or maybe it was less the fact that she wouldn’t settle and more that she was afraid of facing the possibility that was all she could be.)

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89. Here’s a little song I like to call “I cherish our friendship so I won’t tell you I would totally have sex with you if you asked.”

@nerd-dork-fangirl Here you go! :)

From the moment you laid eyes on the blonde Sokovian, you felt this indescribable chemistry between you two. Sparks were flying around even when your looks would meet from across the room.

The constant edging on both of your parts was clearly obvious for everyone around you, only you decided to think of it as something ‘innocent’ and ‘playful.

No one said two good friends can’t share some suggestive glances and make seductive gestures and stuff when the other is around, right? Just some friendly flirting that’s all. Even in your mind this sounded stupid as fuck, but non of you ever did anything to take it to the next level.

Natasha asked you to go with her to an event tonight, but she was actually on a misson, so with you by her side it wouldn’t seem too suspicious while she was looking around.

You had prepared yourself a long red satin dress, but before putting it on you curled your hair nicely and put some red lipstick on. 

Looking yourself in the mirror you looked fantasic, the red flowly dress was hugging your curves in the most flattering way - giving your body the look of a Goddess. You knew how to dress yourself and extenuate your beauty.

“Holy shit!” - you turned around finding Pietro standing at your door, literally drinking in the sight of you. With a sly smile on your face you walked to him -”What do you think?”

You snickered at the way he looked at you up and down - “Baby you’ve got that body like an hourglass” - his hand was now on your waist, your eyes darted down to look at it, but then went up to his again.

“Where are you going dressed like that?” - his body was slowly moving you backwards, you were still giving him that cheeky smile. His accent sounding even more prominent. “Why do you care?” - in all honestly you have been done with this strange relationship of yours, you wanted to push him off the edge.

With his hand still on your waist, you were both moving slowly around the room - “Do you want to dance, pretty boy?” - you question was rhetorical, a suggestive smile on your face. He swirled you around and wrapped his arms around your from behind - “Yes, to this little song I like to call “I cherish our friendship so I won’t tell you I would totally have sex with you if you asked.” 

His witty comment got you off guard and your eyes went wide. You turned your head to look at him just on time for him to take the chance and peck you on the lips. You moved away quickly and looked at him, with mouth open, but a smile growing on your face.

You both looked at eachother for a few seconds and then laughed - “Well that took us some time”





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Long Time No See- Luke Hemmings

Originally posted by hemmo-butt

Summary: You and Luke were dating but broke up and you disappear for a couple of years then resurface with a child 

A/N: So sorry this is late babes, hope it’s everything you wanted anon who requested this (which was dope tbh) 

Y/D/N- your daughter’s name

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