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{PART 29} I Won’t Stop You // Jeon Jungkook, Vampire!AU

Originally posted by jengkook

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader

Genre: Vampire!AU, Fantasy, Angst, Smut

Summary; After a much needed rest, you wake up to find that your world - as a Vampire, is still filled with the same love from Jungkook as it was when you were human. Decisions must be made - but you know that you’ll never have to walk alone.

“Without her, his mind became an empty vessel; filled with crippling emptiness and sorrow. But with her, his days would be forever filled with endless love and possibilities. For that; was the power of her love.

I update this series every Tuesday evening, 9pm-10pm (UK Time) 

{Part 1} //{Part 28} {Part 29} {Final Chapter: Part 30}

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Dinner Party (One-shot)

Summary: You hadn’t seen Sebastian since he left to film Infinity Wars and he was coming home tonight so you and your girlfriend decided to have a small dinner with just the three of you. What happened after, was unexpected.
Pairing: Sebastian Stan x Bisexual!Reader x Reader’s Girlfriend 
Word Count: 3180
Warnings: thigh riding, language, bisexual lovin’
A/N: This was all inspired by Sebastian’s pic with the beard, yeah you know the one. AND because of pride month! Feedback is welcomed 💜

Originally posted by odetolove6

“Hey babe,” you said to your girlfriend who was sitting on the kitchen counter. “What time does Seb get here?”

“Um, around 5. That’s what he texted me before boarding his flight.” She mumbled as she continued to eat her bowl of freshly cut strawberries.

“Alright, that’s good. It’s almost 4 so I can hurry up and change,” you stated as you were adding the final touches on the lasagna dish you had made for tonight’s dinner along with a light salad and freshly baked rolls. The kitchen was filled with the sweet aroma of tomatoes and basil which pranced around the air as it created a warm home-like essence into the atmosphere.

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my favorite thing about seymour’s Tapirs Eat Meat post is the sheer amount of replies on it from people just saying “that’s not true”, which i guess you might expect, but the interesting thing is that this is the first time i have ever seen seymour’s followers question his narrative of reality whatsoever despite the fact that he is a trillions-year-old baby tapir who ages in reverse, lives in an endless desert in a hollow earth pocket universe, has infinite guns, infinite tanks, infinite jet fighters, and infinite adult cousins, has superpowers and can freely travel through time and space at will and seems to frequently exist at multiple points in time and space at once, and has business connections with every powerful person in human history all on the basis of selling sand

"why don't you like frozen?"
  • what i mean: It's a film that, essentially suffers from an existential crisis throughout the entire two hours it runs. There's no world building whatsoever, leaving too many unanswered questions the audience in regards to the magic and lore of the land. It's inferred the trolls know everything there is to know about magic, but it does not explain how Elsa recieved her powers in the first place, leaving a pretty big unanswered question. Also, the decision to take a fantasy race usually isolated from magicks as the main sage magicians was an ...interesting choice, and would have worked out a bit better if the world was built up more. The plot is all over the place, with there being no clear antagonist until the final arc of the movie. Is the Duke of Weaselton supposed to be the antagonist? No, and he honestly doesn't even belong in the movie: in what way does this character move forward the plot? He doesn't, so why is he given such emphasis? Is Elsa supposed to be the antagonist? Through the film the audience is constantly being given conflicting views as to whether or not we are supposed to sympathsize with her or hate her, and we're never given our answer until the final arc of the movie, which is, ironically, when the real antagonist show his face: Hans. Since he is introduced as he antagonist in the final arc, it makes Hans' development as a villain feel rushed and unnatural. Such a sudden heel-face turn from charming benevolent prince to cold-blooded killer feels wrong, and considering there was no foreshadowing or dramatic irony leading up the reveal, it comes as a shock to even the most watchful moviegoers. Beyond the shock response, there is no reason for the audience to hate Hans, making him an ineffective villain all in all. The audience only hates him because he betrayed the trust that was willingly given in the first half of the film. Yes, he wants to usurp the throne and kill everyone off, but wouldn't that incentive be more effective if it were presented as such from the beginning of the movie? Give the viewers hints and clues that he is not what he seems, making the reveal of his plan much more suspenseful. Additionally, if it were addressed from the beginning, a large amount of the aimless plotless wandering that plagued most of the first three-quarters of the movie would be practically non-existant. In addition, the shock factor response wears off eventually; the impact of his betrayal means less and less to the audience each time they watch it. Part of the reason of the weakness and confusion in the beginning also stems from the fact that the movie is trying to juggle too many characters. Many named characters are completely unneeded and did not need to steal screentime (and by extension, valuble character development) from the main characters (Anna, Elsa, Kristoff, and I guess Hans). And the lack of character development is bad. Really bad. Anna doesn't feel like a real person, even by Disney standards. Elsa is a bit more believable, but her "development" is rushed and inferred instead of shown to the audience as it should be. Why was there such an emphasis on the parents in the beginning if they were only going to be killed off for plot fuel? And as an audience member, I did not feel any sadness for their death or for how Anna and Elsa were grieving. Having Elsa locked in her room for upmost of ten years was just...weird. There was absolutely nothing that justified it, making the isolation feel like a cheap way out for the writers to transition from childhood to adulthood. And beyond that, Arendelle is shown to be a peaceful kingdom, so it makes no sense that Anna would not be allowed to leave the castle and walk amongst the city. If magic exists in this world, why was Elsa locked away? Why was it a secret? All of these questions stem from weak worldbuilding that justifies very little of the events of the movie. There are so many unanswered questions that rise up from what happens inbetween childhood and adulthood. Is there a puppet monarch? Was magic seen as something negative or unknown? Why the trolls. Why the trolls. I'm sorry I just do not understand the trolls. The romantic subplot again ties into making the trolls feel even more forced and unneeded and the Hans reveal stale, I don't need to go into this. From a technically standpoint, the animation is subpar compared to its contempararies. Rise of the Guardians, a movie made a year before Frozen, had better ice effects. The particle effects and textures were nothing to write home about and the numerous clipping issues are clear evidence that the final product was rushed. The character design is the biggest complaint everyone has heard the most, but, Jesus Christ, oh my god it's bad. There's virtually no variation in character design. The facial structure of all the women are practically identical. Elsa, Anna, their mother, even Rapunzel all look 100% identical. Perhaps that wouldn't be such a problem if their body types were the same as well. There's no power of silouette in the film, something that is absolutely crucial to animated film, making Anna and Elsa blend together not only in the film, but in the industry itself. They do not stand out. They are blank and bland. The music is the only good thing, and that's only considering some songs. "Let it Go" and "First Time in Forever" are strong, powerhouse showtunes that actually move the plot forward, as songs in a musical should, but "Fixer-Upper" and "Love is an Open Door," while good, solid songs, do relatively nothing for the plot can could be omitted without sacrificing anything. "In Summer" is a total joke song that literally fades into nothing--I could not recall the tune if I tried, and "Do You Wanna Build a Snowman?" has a lot of potential but is, esentially, the same chorus repeated with little to no transition three times. It doesn't help that the song is also the most awkward contrived timeskip in the history of awkward contrived timeskips, again because it is never explained why Elsa is locked in her room at all. And the trolls and the--oh god. Please, all artists and writers, do NOT overlook the importance of worldbuilding. Even the dialogue is mediocre and does nothing to immerse the characters into the world around them. The resulting product is nothing but two hours of mediocrity masquerading as the best film of the decade in commercialization and ticket sales, but ultimately does nothing but leave a bad taste in the audience's mouth and will encourage Disney to continue making mediocre movies because they know they will sell and sell well.
  • what i say: because it's a bad movie
Why Holmes Is Ridiculous

Being a list of his oddities, which I am keeping for my own amusement, or possibly for blackmail. I will add to this whenever new proof comes along.

1. The Persian slipper. He keeps his tobacco in the toe of a slipper. Why? Does it tickle his sense of humor? Was it the nearest thing to hand? Does the tobacco not taste of feet, now?

2. The knife in the mantelpiece, which keeps his correspondence in place. I do not understand the purpose in stabbing one’s letters. It is neither picturesque nor practical, and it makes a series of holes in the mantel. It also makes the letters rather difficult to read.

3. The contradiction between his professed philosophy and his actual soul. He talks like an ascetic, and lives like a poet. He scolds me for sentimentality and praises the flowers. He calls my stories rubbish for their romanticism, then lets our suspect escape because he committed his crimes for love. He names his own body mere transport, claims to live wholly divorced from its sensations; yet he surrounds himself in music and incense and wine, and takes me to out to dinner at every possible excuse.

4. He once summoned me all the way across town to listen to his thoughts on the beautiful nature of dog-kind. He sent me a telegram. He said it was urgent.

5. He has the lashes of a society girl. A very lovely girl.

6. Also, he colours up like a girl when I praise him: turns pink as a peach. I praise him as often as I can manage it, for the entertainment.

7. He has the manners of a cat. He lays about about all evening, prowls about all night, and finally falls asleep in broad daylight, in odd places–curled up in the depths of his armchair, or stretched out on the sofa; once, atop my shoulder, in a railway car. I spent the better part of two hours with him snoring gently into my neck, trying my utmost not to laugh.

9. He is really quite discourteous to the Yard, who are actually useful to him; yet he is startlingly attentive to me, and has always been so, long before I became at all useful, or proved myself anything more than a broken-down reject of his Majesty’s service. He mocks my writing, but he treats me beautifully.

8. He takes no exercise whatsoever, despises fresh air and country holidays, and spends a quarter of his days full prone upon the sofa, thinking; yet he maintains a remarkable physique: slender, lean musculature capable of sudden power and startling grace; bright eyes, magnificent legs. He’s like a thoroughbred horse; his strength is in the bone of him. He’s–

[Here the numbered list breaks off abruptly. There is a single notation beneath this point, in the same pen, but notably shaky:]

What have I been thinking? How on earth have I allowed myself to get so far?

[No explanation of this extraordinary statement is offered.]


“Do you really think me ridiculous?”

“Holmes. Oh, Holmes, you did take it. You’ve had it this entire time?”


“What have you been doing with it all these weeks?…Never mind, I don’t want to know. Please give it to me.”

“Tell me what the last line means.”

“Nothing. It means nothing of any significance. Will you give it here?”

“It is impossible for it to mean nothing.”

“Nothing that need concern you, then.”


“Holmes. I can’t tell you.”

“Could you tell me if I held your hands? Like so? H’m, no, it appears that strikes you entirely speechless. What if I do this? Ah. Still speechless….Oh. Oh, you’re shaking. Are you angry? Have I offended you? Watson–I am sorry. I can leave.”



“Yes, I think you are ridiculous. And wondrous. You are wondrous.”

“Oh…That is acceptable.”

“Come here. You’re blushing.”

“I am not.”

“Pink as a peach. Absolutely beautiful.”

“For God’s sake!”

“Come here, and I’ll shut up.”

“…You’re ridiculous.”

“What? Take your face out of my neck, I can’t hear you.”

“I said, you’re ridiculous, too.”

“Yes, I know. Isn’t it lovely? We match.”

anonymous asked:

Do you ever feel like the universe conspired to put 1D together? Like, weren't H and LT at a game pre-band? And N and LP were roommates on Xfactor? Like? It all feels very fated. Can you imagine the ten thousand other ways they could have come together?? (I just thought this was probably a Di sentiment. :) )


yes yes yes 200% !!! niall and liam were the ones that went to the same game but yes they also were xfactor bootcamp roomies before the band formed whatsoever!! ! harry and louis went to the same concert and then niall and louis went to the same concert! louis and zayn went for the same job!! 

but other relevant facts are:
- harry quite literally made the age cutoff by days
- it was the first year for ireland auditions
- louis and liam came back and auditioned again
- zayn almost didn’t go, but got dragged out of bed to audition 

ot5 are hardcore, absolutely fated.

i have several tags for this including #fated and #we got put together and the fact just is that the gravity between 1d is so powerful, it literally pulled the xf cameras close to them, watching, circling the five of them specifically before they even got put together, as the pull of that gravity also gradually and breathtakingly nudged them into each other.

some relevant quotes:
-“I love the fact I grew up wanting a brother and now I have four” - zayn with a wish repeated throughout all of them
-we didn’t even know each other and we were in the same stadium” liam “mentally revising unhappy memories with the knowledge of where the others were at the time
- “we’re all back together as a unit again and as you say it’s totally different to any other kind of friendship or relationship that you can actually have.” niall, casually, kindly, full of heart

i can definitely imagine 10,000 ways they could have fated themselves into ot5, but the best thing is - so can they

i have a specific tag for it: making their own AUs again

because you know what?

ot5 also love

the idea that

they are fated.


Harry was manipulative. Everyone knew it, but no one dared to say it because, well, he was Harry Styles! The innocent little pop star with a heart of gold, that’s who he was. One flutter of his eyelids and you’d be cast under his spell almost immediately. You had been with him for about two years and a bit, and you liked to say you were immune to his manipulative powers, but that just wasn’t true whatsoever. 

“Harry, no.” You muttered sternly, scribbling a sentence down in your notebook before glancing back at the tiny words on your textbook. “We can go out another time. Plus, today’s my day off, so I’m going to take advantage of that by catching up on schoolwork.” 


“No but’s.” You cut Harry off, keeping yourself from looking at him. You knew that the moment you looked up at him, he’d have those puppy eyes out along with an adorable little pout - And you weren’t going to fall into that trap today. 

“Y/N, baby…” And so it began. You let out a heavy sigh before finally turning to look at him, already feeling yourself melt under his intense gaze. His hands were planted on the table, the corner of his lip twitching as he tried to fight a smile at your irritated expression. 

“Don’t baby me, Harry.” You scoffed, reaching over and poking his nose lightly. “The brunch place isn’t going to disappear next week! I promise we’ll go next week, okay?” 

“But I already made reservations for today!” He whined, pushing his bottom lip out in a pitiful little pout. “And we have to get there in thirty minutes or they’ll give our table away! Plus I hear they’re already all booked for next weekend.” 

“It’s not my fault you didn’t ask me about my schedule for today before booking a table for us.” You shrugged, turning back to focus on your papers. “I guess you’ll just have to forgo brunch for now. If you want, I’ll make you a cheese toastie and that can be your brunch.” 

“C’mon, love.” He purred gently, leaning on the table once again. You hated that you let Harry tilt your head towards him with his finger, a charming grin plastered on his face before he was leaning in to give you a sweet kiss. “Two hours max. And then we’ll be back before you know it.” 

“Two hours of time I could spend studying.” You pointed out, twirling your pencil around between your fingers and giggling lightly when Harry buried his face in the crook of your neck to plant kisses to your skin. (See, you didn’t even realize you were being manipulated. That’s how good Harry was!) 

“Two hours you could spend with your lovely boyfriend who’s going on an international tour very, very soon and won’t be here t’ take yeh out for brunch…” Well, he had a point. You weren’t going to see him for a while so it would be best to spend as much time with him as- Y/N, you live with him! He’s literally around you 24/7! And he’s not leaving for like, three more months! Self-control, girl!  

“I really need to get my work done…” You trailed off, twitching when you felt Harry bite down gently. 

“You can do it later.” Harry pulled away, his lips swollen and as red as cherries. He reached up to cup your face, his thumb dusting over the apples of your cheek. “Don’t you love me?” And… That was your breaking point. 

“…I’ll go put my shoes on.” You huffed out, Harry’s grinning widely before he was smearing your lips together once again. 

“Yay! You’re going t’ love this place. They have the best cheese toasties.” Yep. Harry was manipulative. 


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We were all wrong about ACOWAR


So, a lot of theories about ACOWAR never even happened. Looking back, we shouldn’t actually be surprised, considering that Sarah J. Maas is known for this.

  1. There’s a dual Feysand POV. Nope - besides two chapters with Rhys, it’s all Feyre. 
  2. Cassian loses his wings. Nope, he’s fully recovered, and gets his wings ruined one more time.
  3. Feyre finds the wings of Rhysand’s mother and sister. Nope, Tamlin burned them.
  4. Amren is a dragon. Nope, our lovely Amren is (or was) a death angel!
  5. Elucien happens. Nope, they didn’t get any closure whatsoever.
  6. Moriel happens. Nope, Mor’s queer. 
  7. Tamlin dies. Nope. Slightly-redeemed Tamlin is still alive.
  8. Tamlin sleeps with Ianthe during Calanmai. Nope, it was Lucien.

Another thing I would have loved to see is something about Mor’s powers. They were never really expanded on, and I was curious as to why she is one who Rhysand will call “when the armies have fallen and Cassian and Azriel are dead.”

Fic Recs Mega Post

Whenever I write one of these posts I’m struck by the sheer amount of incredible writing talent in this little fandom of ours. It is quite astonishing, and it’s a privilege to get to read all of this wonderful work. Below there’s a small selection of the fantastic stuff I’ve been reading recently, featuring gods, monsters and feral jungle men - and that’s just for starters!

Storms (series) by @lovecrimevariations (KareliaSweet): This frankly astonishing series starts out in barnstorming but fairly innocuous style in Where Are The Storms I Was Promised, in which Will Graham, famous monster hunter, is called to deal with the Wendigo that’s been terrorising an entire town. And then it proceeds, over the course of a further six instalments, to document the beautiful, bloody, often painful course of the relationship between Will and Hannibal, constantly deepening and recontextualising the ‘verse as it goes. Reading this series is almost like watching a really good magic trick – every time you think you’ve got its measure, it pulls something new and surprising out of its hat. And it’s not just flash and sparkle either, the writing is utterly beautiful, the characters are perfectly captured and it is both deeply funny and enormously moving (I was genuinely weepy a number of times throughout). Plus, it also features a majestic, powerful, do-not-under-any-circumstances-fuck-with incarnation of Bedelia, who is worth the price of admission all by herself. Seriously, she was my favourite part of this whole series and I love it beyond any sense or reason. If you have any love of writing whatsoever, read this series, it is a masterclass.

You’ll be in my heart by @starkaryen: Based on the totally beautiful art (here and here) by @camilleflyingrotten, here Will is a scientist on an expedition to find and study gorillas. Instead, he ends up finding Hannibal, a mostly-feral man who lives in the jungle, has an adopted gorilla family, and takes an immediate shine to Will. Who, because this is Will and Hannibal, finds himself taking a shine right back. And all is rosy in Camp Hannigram, until Jack damn Crawford sticks his nose in (like always) and threatens Hannibal’s way of life. As befits the utterly gorgeous artwork, this fic is just lovely from start to finish. It features a particularly adorable version of Hannibal – the scenes in which he indulges his obsession with Will’s safari hat are nothing short of precious – and a charmingly earnest Will. It’s a simple, innocent bit of loveliness, which is rather refreshing in this dark and sophisticated fandom of ours XD.

(Also, if you’d like a little more Tarzan AU, this time with an A/B/O flavour, check out Hannizan by @hotsauce418, which is just pure filth and utterly wonderful with it XD.)

We, the common by @thelongcon23 (thelongcon): A retelling of the show (and beyond) in omegaverse style, this fic alternates masterfully between Hannibal and Will’s POVs as the omega becomes fascinated, obsessed, and ultimately falls in love with the alpha. The result is that while the course of events remains largely the same         (Will still gets framed and gutted, and they still go over the cliff in each other’s arms), others change drastically (the way Will locates Hannibal in Florence, for instance, gets a very clever omegaverse twist). And their relationship after the fall? Well, I can pretty much guarantee you’ve never seen it go down quite like this before. If you’re looking for fluff, I suggest you go elsewhere, but if you’re after passion, intensity, and that terribly Hannigram sense that love and cruelty are not mutually exclusive, this is the fic for you. The writer has a firm grip on the characters’ voices and motivations and is uncompromising and incisive in their betrayal of both. This is not necessarily an easy read (particularly towards the end, when Hannibal gives Will a reckoning of his own) but it is a compelling and fascinating one.

Cookies by @desperatelyseekingcannibals (TigerPrawn): Now, those of you who are after some fluff, here’s some of the best around. Tiger’s non-cannibal AU is an absolute treat, full of emotional idiots, kick-ass women and a totally adorable kid (and I don’t say that lightly cos kid!fic ain’t my thing!). It all starts when Will accompanies his daughter Abigail as she goes door-to-door selling cookies for charity and finds himself face to face with the ever-so-handsome Doctor Lecter. And then somehow, before he knows it, Will is agreeing to a date in exchange for Hannibal buying all of Abby’s stock, and soon finding that he might have stumbled into a real relationship. Not that it’s smooth sailing, of course, this is still Hannigram we’re talking about! It is my deep and ardent belief that Hannibal dreams of being a romcom when it grows up and with this utterly charming, romantic, as-sweet-as-its-name-suggests fic, that dream is made a reality. Anyone who’s ever wanted to see Will Graham and Hannibal Lecter fall in love the old-fashioned way (you know, without all those annoying stints in prison and near-fatal injuries), treat yourself and read this fic. I guarantee it will melt even the most dark and twisted of hearts.

Picture Imperfect by @shiphitsthefan: Will Graham is a very special alpha – unlike many of his sex, he can be trusted not to turn into a hormonal animal around omegas. It’s how he’s made his career as a photographer. That is, right up until he’s in a room with concert harpsichordist Hannibal Lecter and everything goes to hell when they scent each other and can barely keep themselves from ripping their clothes off and bonding right there and then. Seems like they’re true mates and it’s only a matter of time before they give into their urges – so Will, being a decent and respectful alpha, has to get this courtship show on the road before that happens. Well, mostly before that happens. Given the UST inherent to the plot, this is every bit as intensely, stupidly hot as you’d hope, but it’s also a really clever, thoughtful exploration of the omegaverse concept, set in a ‘verse in which omegas are the ruling gender, a nice reversal of the usual a/b/o setup. Plus it has an almost indecently adorable version of Hannigram, in which progressive Will and traditionalist Hannibal attempt to conjoin their lives so that they can get on and shag already! Smart and sexy a/b/o is one of our fandom’s greatest strengths and this is truly just an exemplary version of it.

Space Invader II: A Very Darko Sequel by @devereauxsdisease: A sequel to the utterly wonderful Space Invader (and if you haven’t read it, I’m begging you, go remedy that this instant), this return to Dev’s Spacedogs ‘verse sees Adam and Nigel still ensconced in blissful coupledom. So blissful, in fact, that it’s making Darko wonder if he might want some of that relationship stuff for himself. Cue the appearance of a certain sassy lab tech last seen working for the FBI. That’s right, Beverly Katz is alive, in town and about to rock Darko’s world XD. This is just an utter joy to read, stuffed with Dev’s trademark mix of fantastic dialogue, heartfelt emotion and wickedly dirty jokes. And best of all is her way with the characters, all of whom are wonderfully loveable and who work beautifully together. I spent the whole fic marvelling at the way in which these disparate characters come together and feel like they were always meant to be that way – they make a lovely, entertainingly weird family and are never less than an utter delight to spend time with.

Forgemaster by @llewcie: Valhalla Enchanted by way of the Greek gods now, in this peerless piece of sweetness by the lovely Llew. Char and Ella are the new Dionysus and Aphrodite (in this ‘verse, the gods can retire and be replaced) and live like brother and sister, i.e. bickering, winding each other up, pushing each other’s buttons… They particularly like making bets, which winds up with Ella making Char agree to three dates with Hephaestus, being played in this fic by One Eye. Given that One Eye is unsociable, ragged, and constantly dirty from his forge, Char is less than impressed with his companion and says so… somewhat unfortunately within One Eye’s earshot. So when, despite himself, Char finds himself falling for the blacksmith god’s charms, he’s got a lot of work to do to convince One Eye that he’s worth the trouble! Llew has the charm turned up all the way to eleven in this gorgeously frothy, funny little comedy of errors, with a sweetly vain version of Char melting under the steadily growing appeal of One Eye’s gentle strength. If you need cheering up for any reason, this fic should be your first port of call.

Pure Imagination by @constructfairytales (beforethedawn and Destinyawakened): Stranger Things was one of my favourite shows last year (admittedly it’s no Hannibal, but what is?). It was smart and weird, and as an 80s baby it pressed every last one of my nostalgia buttons, from soundtrack to costume design. So, of course, it was with nothing but delight that I started this crossover AU, in which Will is police chief of the town where young Will Byers goes missing and Hannibal is the psychiatrist he brings in to counsel the traumatised community. And I wasn’t disappointed – this is a fantastic blend of Hannibal’s surreal romanticism with the full-on monstery weirdness of the ST ‘verse, with plenty of unexpectedly but pleasingly fluffy Hannigram at the centre of it. Though it follows the basic plot of ST, having Will and Hannibal involved inevitably shakes things up (Will’s empathy is given a brilliant twist) and predictable this certainly ain’t. Instead it’s fun, thrilling and playful, with at least one story development that genuinely had me on the edge of my seat. And did I mention the Hannigram? Cos, yeah, there’s no slow burn here. Our boys are goners from the second they meet and the intensity of their connection is all kinds of wonderful.

The Estate by @bokuno-jinsei: Amusingly, the tags on this fantastic fic eventually turn into a short plea for Will Graham to stop thinking so much (a plea which anyone who’s written the over-analytical little shit will know is hopeless). Fortunately, Will clearly paid no attention, and so we readers are treated to this charmingly introspective piece of canon divergence. So, Hannibal gets as far as sitting Will at the dinner table in Florence. But, before he can get out his bonesaw, he seemingly has second thoughts and so Will wakes some time later to find himself ensconced in the last place he expected to revisit – Lecter Castle. Where, he finds, Hannibal has decided to change the game between them: if Will agrees to see if they can live together, Hannibal will cease any attempts to change or influence Will. So the pair find themselves as the unlikeliest of roommates as Will wrestles with his demons, his desires and, inevitably, his feelings for Hannibal. Anybody who enjoys intense conversations, brewing sexual tension and Hannibal in waders (yes, really), step this way, you’re in for a treat.  

Inevitable by Vulcanmi: I do adore canon divergence. And I have a weakness for prison fics (love Hannigram falling in love while incarcerated). So this fic is entirely my jam. It picks up in the second half of s3: Hannibal is in jail, Will is “happily” married to Molly, and Jack is still desperate to have his pet empath back on board to deal with the Tooth Fairy. Except in this ‘verse, Will decides not to give into Jack and remains with his family, far away from Baltimore. In order to make it up to his former boss, though, Will writes a letter to a certain inmate, suggesting that he offer his services where Will cannot. Of course, it’s not the last letter Will ends up sending to Hannibal. Not by a long shot. And we all know what happens once Will gives Hannibal an inch… (hey, I didn’t mean that kind of inch, you filthy perverts!). Though it starts out as an angsty exploration of Will’s determination to separate himself from Hannibal, somewhere along the way this fantastic fic transforms into a twisted yet adorable romcom, as our murder muffins confront their feelings and try to figure out whether there’s any version of the world in which they might be together. And, frankly, it’s an utter delight to read. One for those (*raises hand*) who like their hurt/comfort 20% hurt and 80% comfort.

Inside the Imitation by @belladonnaq (Belladonna_Q) with artwork by @reapersun: A confession. I’ve never seen The Thing (because I’m a scaredy-cat who doesn’t watch anything that could remotely be described as scary. “But Vic, isn’t Hannibal scary?” Yeah, yeah, I contain multitudes, now hush mango, I’m working). However, I’ve never let ignorance get between me and my Hannigram and so I jumped headfirst into the The Thing/Hannibal crossover which, fortunately, works utterly brilliantly with absolutely zero knowledge of the film. So, once again Jack Crawford finds reason to call upon the services of Will Graham and Hannibal Lecter. Except this time, it’s not in order to investigate the Minnesota Shrike, but a strange case with its roots in a decades-old tragedy in Alaska. Soon things turn weird and monstery and Will and Hannibal find themselves reluctantly (well, as ever, Will’s reluctant, Hannibal’s thrilled) investigating a burned-out government building with something truly frightening at its core. This is thrilling, clever and wonderfully creepy, a fantastic reframing of canon (especially the Hannigram) and tons of fun throughout. I have to admit, I did not see the twist coming in this fic (though that’s possibly because I’m a dim bulb when it comes to plot) and it was delivered brilliantly, turning everything on its head and upping the stakes for our beloved murder muffins. Oh, and make sure to check out @reapersun’s fabulous artwork that accompanies the fic, it’s staggeringly gorgeous.

The Marriage of Heaven and Hell: Volume 2 by @fragile-teacup: A continuation of the marvellous The Spaces Between series, this picks up a little after volume one, with our boys enjoying Argentinian high society. Unfortunately, while the end of the previous instalment hinted at full-blown murder husbandry, it quickly turns out that Will and Hannibal haven’t quite sorted out their feelings to anyone’s satisfaction (you’re shocked, I can tell). Fortunately, we’re pretty much out of slow burn territory here and the idiots manage to get their act (mostly) together just in time for some ghosts to rear their perfectly-coiffed, millionairess heads and throw a spanner in the works. This sequel continues the achingly lovely tone of its predecessor, with romance a-plenty amongst bouts of emotional idiocy and bloodlust. It’s sweet and tender without compromising on the intensity and darkness of our beloved boys and builds their relationship with care and patience, allowing for a believable building of trust and love between them. It is, in other words, a treat to read in every way, so get yourself to ao3 and have at it!

As ever and always, if I’ve miscredited anyone or if there are bad links, please let me know and I’ll correct it ASAP. Happy reading, lovely fannibals!

anonymous asked:

I have a feeling that you enjoy a good challenge, so what would Toph gain from Zutara? ;)

What Toph Would Gain from Zutara

A home she can go to when her own family is being … less than understanding.

Lao: Yes. I’ve let you have far too much freedom. From now on, you will be cared for and guarded 24 hours a day.

An example of a healthy relationship.

Instead of a distrustful one.

And a couple who are already more parental toward her than her real parents are.

And who would be a role model for communicating:

Since there were apparently two deadbeat dads she didn’t smush into the ground like she should have.

Suyin:  We didn’t have a normal childhood. Neither of us knew our fathers and Toph was always busy being Chief of Police.

She would have been a better mom herself.

Toph: Look, I know I wasn’t a great mother. But one way or another, I ended up with two great kids.

And most of all, she would be able to experience one of life’s true delights as a member of the family:

Instead of someone who makes no effort whatsoever to connect with Zuko’s friends.

*See her willing to sacrifice not only her life, but also maybe said country’s so-called righteous war, and confront not only a powerful oppressor, but also a friend to save the one she loves–and his friends she literally does not give a damn about.  avatarwindboy, Ma.iko shipper

And who never even really talks to his family, biological or otherwise.

Revolutionary Girl Utena Headcanon Survey: Results!!!

Thanks so much to everyone who responded to my survey! There were a few troll responses, but those have been deleted. The results are below. May be spoilers — proceed with caution!

Other responses:


is into women, not sure if bi

Lesbian, but society have influenced her to view men as attractive (princes) as shown by how she forgot Anthy through the change in the “fairy tale”.

Series: Kinsey 2—predominantly heterosexual, but she does seem to have feelings for Anthy. Movie: straight-up Kinsey 3 bisexual.

Other responses:

Bi, but prefers girls because men tend to abuse her

ace lesbian

Too hard to say without seeing her after being out of abusive situations for a while.

I dont think it is knowable, to herself least of all.

Bisexual but also, bisexual is Not the same as pansexual. Pansexual is liking all genders. Bisexual is liking same gender + other gender, ie a person can like the same gender + nonbinary, but not male/female, thus making them Not pansexual. They’re two completely different orientations so please don’t erase bisexuality/pansexuality by combining them 



Series: demisexual/single-target sexuality on Utena; movie: bisexual/pansexual

Questioning but def into girls

Other responses:

Lesbian. She has never been attracted to that blue haired manipulative sexual harassing senpai of hers.


Other responses:

Not straight but Very Confused

Ace lesbian 


Nanami seems a bit too immature to know her own sexuality yet—see: Nanami’s Egg

Other responses:


She does what she wants

Bisexual, not pansexual. 

Straight, but totally willing to make out with a girl for attention

Other responses:

Some flavor of queer – I see her as falling heavily into compulsory heterosexuality without realizing it

She’s gay but it’s gonna take her a few years to figure that out

not sure if straight or bi

Bisexual, not pansexual.

maybe bi-curious?

Other responses:

Heavily closeted lesbian

Dr. Jekyll/ Mr. Bi


Other response:

Bisexual. It’s heavily implied that she was the previous Duelist before Utena. She might have had a relationship with Anthy, which makes Anthy hate her even more after because she chose Akio.

(Neither Tokiko nor Keiko have any other responses.)

Other responses:

Queer, but mostly uses sex for power and not intimacy or gratification


who the fuck cares




Pansexual but abusive/pedophilic. Is attracted to people not for their gender but for the extent of control he can wield over them.

rather than “no preference” can i put “no orientation” whatsoever because he is a bad manipulative man and attracted to revolutionary power alone

the devil

Toxic masculinity—sexuality is a weapon that he uses against women and men alike. I don’t think attraction or orientation has anything to do with it. So maybe aromantic and pansexual?




Power that can be gained from their partner. Either over the partner or because of the partner.

He’d describe himself as Heterflexible

Biromantic asexual. He acts sexual throughout the series due to Akio’s manipulation, not of his own desire to attract others sexually.

Other responses:



Bisexual, but for the same gender attraction, he’s very closeted and insecure about it.


Other response:

Mikage = Gay / Nemuro = Straight

Other responses:

Straight trans man

Trans lesbian


hyper-repressed trans lesbian

gay trans girl!!

Other responses:

He’s Just A Kid Dude

He’s prepubescent, so it’s hard to say for certain

Other responses:

I Don’t Even Remember This Guy

Likes girls, at least, but is so weird in approaching this that might be trans.


Other responses for the survey in general are under the cut!

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anonymous asked:

Hello, lovely! How's it going? Could I make a Wally x reader request where one or both of them accidentally confess their feelings during a post-mission argument?

Hi, sweets! It’s going swell! Still doing requests and I have a series I want to work on. That aside, thank you for requesting and hope you enjoy this!

The tension in the ship is so thick, anyone can cut it with a knife. Nightwing glances at Kid Flash before he glances at you and he prays the two of you wait until the ship lands safely at the mountain before blowing up. But judging from how stiff and unmoving Wally currently is, he knows his best friend is a breath away from blowing up. You on the hand, you are currently cradling your broken arm. The mission had gone as well as it possibly can in the very beginning. What they did not anticipate is being ambushed by another group – one they had no prior record of – and here they are, on their way back to the mountain.

As soon as Nightwing manages to land the ship nicely and opens the door, you had been the first one to high-tail out of the ship. Kid Flash did not even waste his time and immediately followed after you. Nightwing groans – this is going to be messy. He probably should just pretend he doesn’t know anything at all and sit in the ship.

“Y/N, I can’t believe you.” Wally chases after you and you huff angrily before turning to him. You don’t know why but Wally has been getting on your case ever since you got injured during the mission. It wasn’t as if you wanted to get injured on purpose! Having your arm broken hurts like a bitch!

“What is it now, Wally?” You turn to face him and Wally abruptly stops. He narrows his eyes at you – you hadn’t even realized he had taken off his mask – and you can feel the anger radiating off of him. “I am tired and I can’t deal with this right now.”

Maybe that was the wrong thing to say because suddenly Wally exploded and you were taken aback. “Tired? Can’t deal with this? Do you have any freaking idea how I felt out there? When I couldn’t even get you out of harm’s way? Y/N, do you even stop to think that – I don’t know – I might have not wanted to see you get hurt? And look where we are now, you are hurt!” He seethes and at first, you couldn’t follow his conversation at well because oh boy, you are starting to get angry yourself.

“I don’t need any saving, Wally! If I did, then I wouldn’t have joined this team – I would stay at home and pretend I have no powers or whatsoever!” You shot back. Your arm is still throbbing with pain – a constant reminder that you probably should have been more aware of your surrounding earlier – and you really just want to get this checked and then go to sleep.

“You don’t get it –“

“Of course I don’t! I don’t understand why you are getting so worked up! It’s not like I have never broken a bone in my life before!” You tell him exasperatedly and Wally groans before throwing his arms in the air.

“Oh screw this.”

Your eyes widen at his words but before you could even open your mouth to let him have a piece of your mind, Wally reaches forward and slams his mouth on top of yours. You moan – both in pain and in surprise – because what the hell is happening. Wally pulls back a moment later, looking at you with fire in his eyes and suddenly, you don’t feel the anger anymore – it’s still there but there is another emotion blanketing it.

“What?” You stare at him dumbly.

“For someone who is an empath, can’t you feel it?” Wally exclaims, his voice raising a couple of octaves as he looks at you. You blink a couple of times. “Let me spell it out for, Y/N, I like you! A whole lot!”

You swallow the gasp that threaten to leave your mouth and stare at him some more. “You must have done a very good job of hiding it because whenever I am around, you always feel annoyed!” You refute, refusing to believe that Wally could ever like you. You try your hardest to smother the hope that is growing bigger as Wally’s emotion becomes more apparent to you.

Wally groans before dropping his arms to his sides. “That’s because I get super nervous and I always feel like a high school kid with his first girl crush and it’s so annoying – I don’t find you annoying!” He grunts before crossing his arms. “I like you, okay?”

You bite the inside of your cheek to stop yourself from smiling widely. “Can I get back to this confession later?” You ask and almost regretted asking because how instantaneously Wally’s shoulders drop and his face is blank of any expressions too. You can feel the hurt and disappointment coming off of him and using your free – uninjured hand – you place it on his face, causing him to look at you with a sad smile on his face. “I really need to get my arm checked and the pain is really killing me right now, Wally.”

As if he only just remembers about your broken arm, Wally gasps before gently lifting you in his arms, causing you to let out a yelp because oh boy, when did Wally get all of these wonderful muscles. “I forgot! Let’s go.” Wally didn’t even give you a chance before rushing you off to the medical bay to get your arm treated. Let’s just say, the rest of the day is spent with the two of you actually talking about your feelings and Wally’s feelings for you.

anonymous asked:

Just random queastions. 1.) Do you think, that they maybe changed their mind after the reaction to the withanaccent-interview and felt so insulted, that they decided, to not make Johnlock canon after all? 2.) The tarmac-scene has some big similaritis to a scene in DW (don´t know what to say; question about the future; last chance to say "it") and is just built up like a love confession-scene. Do you think that maybe TPTB didn´t notice this? Or really thought it was funny? I´m so confused... tbc

3.)Benedict seems to be such a nice person (I love Martin even more, but he is not so outwardly caring.) etc. and i just can´t imagine him agreeing to queerbaiting? (I find most of “TJLC-Evidence” not very convincing, because I would also die etc. for a friend, but the tarmac-scene is imo queerbaiting/almost love confession. They HAVE TO notice what the scene implies!?). 4.)They always say it is their show etc. and that they don´t care about critics, do they really think of themself as SO GOOD?

5.) They said, that ACD did a mistake with Mary. Why do they do the same? I completly hate that dog-comperison/Mary-is-better-scene (TST is my least favoruite episode). It had to be a active descision to give Mary the narration over John ( THE ACTUAL NARRATOR!). They can´t just ignore all the terrible things they say about Mary and make her some angel asassian who saves John/Sherlock and is better than everyone?! And she is there the WHOLE TIME! She killed Sherlock! Why? Why? Why? For Amanda???

6.) There is that Amanda Abbington-Interview where she talks about coming back. Do you really thing that we´ll maybe have to see Mary-flashbacks/callbacks in every new episode? 7.) Prior to season 4, they said that they have 3 new cases etc., but in the end it wasn´t really like in season 1-2 (season 3 actually was my favorite season, but it clearly was different). TST and TFP ended in family drama. Do you trust them to go back to “normal” cases, without the need to over complicate everything?

8.)Do you think, that they maybe change their mind “pro-johnlock”(if it really was just a joke to them), after critics like Indiewire etc. called them out for the queerbaiting/John and Sherlocks feelings for eachother? That maybe they´ll realize that it´s not just “teenager girls” “hallucinating”? 9.)Do you believe in a season 5 (especially with BC as DS now)? 10.)Will we ever know, what John wanted to say in TRF? 11.)With TFP i wonder,do they truly believe we watch the show for the plot twists?

Oh Wow, Lots of stuff to get to here! Let’s have a look-see!

  1. Well, that interview would have had nothing to do with any of their decisions; if a journalist had that kind of power in the history of Sherlock ever, then it would have been canon in S2, or ahdblock been canon in S3, or sher/0//ie canon in episode one. Like… no, and that interview was garbage anyway. Anything that Mofftiss have done, is COMPLETELY on them and MAYBE the BBC. They were already filming TFP, I believe, around that time frame, so no, it had no bearing whatsoever on the outcome of the series.
  2. Ah, yup, Doomsday’s Bad Wolf Bay and the tarmac scene are pretty much identical (and just as painful), yet no one argues what The Doctor was going to say. But years later, we STILL have to prove to people that Sherlock indeed was going to and did tell John that he loved him. It drives me crazy. Mofftiss knew EXACTLY what they were doing, especially since the scene has parallels to the tarmac scene’s unspoken love in Casablanca. They did it on purpose; it’s even framed similarily to that tarmac, and the wording similar to Bad Wolf Bay. Just… They can’t seriously expect us to not believe it wasn’t meant romantically.
  3. Well, to be fair, I don’t think EITHER OF THEM wanted to be part of a giant queerbaiting fest. They both seemed immensely proud of their portrayals of their characters, Ben AND Martin played both of their characters gay and bi respectively, and BOTH men support LGBT causes and Ben is vocal against homophobia (I’m pretty sure Martin is as well, I just know Ben’s interviews better). I really honestly believe that they thought they were creating something different and were led to believe a different outcome of their character arcs than what we got. I don’t fault them at all – they are just puppets for the puppetmasters.
  4. Oh, they’re lying so hard about their lack of caring… If they didn’t care, Gattiss wouldn’t have written back, in prose, to a critic and Moffat wouldn’t be like “I don’t understand why no one likes this season” (paraphrasing, of course, but his blasé attitude is SO annoying and pretentious). Neither of them have really, otherwise, done anything but remain in hiding after the fallout of S4. It’s both suspicious and really REALLY annoyingly petty.
  5. Yeah, I STILL am reeling over their complete 180˚ of Mary’s character. It makes no fucking sense; they clearly were combining her character with that of the role of Sebastian Moran in ACD canon, and the arc was going to be brilliant. I have a lot of personal very biased opinions on why they did it, but yeah, it doesn’t make any fucking sense. THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING with her character. That and Moffat is terrible at writing women characters at the end of their arcs. If anything, her character was just unnecessarily shoehorned into a bigger role because they decided last minute to NOT make her Moran after all even though they STILL tied her character to Moriarty in S4. ACD did WAY better with Mary as a background character. And YES, it was SO WRONG of her to be the narrator, just… NO she’s NOT the one telling the stories. Ugh.
  6. Ugh, is there? Okay, look, IF – IFFFFF –  it’s shown in S5 that all of S4 was a ruse orchestrated by mostly her hand, reverting her character back to where it should be, THEN maybe I can accept her back in the fifth season and make her the badass villain she was SUPPOSED to be. I don’t believe she is dead because her gunshot was fake af, although I do ALSO believe that she may have been killed John in the false narrative scenario. If she comes back, it will be to explain her true actions in S4. Otherwise, she’s dead, we don’t need to see her anymore. Flashbacks maybe, but that’s it.
  7. S3 was my favourite season too, but I think that’s a personal bias because I love Sherlock’s character so much and I loved seeing how far their relationship arc progressed. T6T and TLD barely even HAD cases… and TFP, I don’t know her… so I don’t know where this idea came from. The whole season seemed intent on keeping John and Sherlock as distant from each other as possible, making Sherlock the sidekick TO MARY in his own show, and putting “no one asked for this” focus on Mary. Look, I know it sounds like I hate her, but I REALLY DON’T. I hate what they DID TO HER CHARACTER, and trying to call S4 a case-centred series when CLEARLY the case was a moot point in the first episode to Mary-backstory, it’s ridiculous. There wasn’t really a case in TLD – Sherlock was high off his rocker through most of the episode and Culverton did his weird creepy rapey thing. And I don’t even know what the fuck case was happening in TFP. I WANT to trust them to go back to Just The Two of Them Against the Rest of the World (what was that line even, then?!?!), but I fear that they won’t and will find a way to shoehorn another character-we-don’t-care-about *coughs* Eurus*coughs* into the story.
  8. Oh, I don’t think anyone could change Mofftiss’ minds. Look, if Johnlock DOES become canon, it will be because it was the plan all along, but because of how far S4 strayed off the narrative arc, it will look like they did it because of public outcry, NOT because it was their brilliant plan. They should have just stuck to the narrative rather than try for a publicity stunt that will probably work against them in the end.
  9. Tough to say about S5. There are reports about it being already commissioned, but I fear the negative reception may keep Martin and Ben far away from it if it turns out it really is a face-value series. I don’t know. BBC seems proud of what they got, so probably will get one. It’s one of the BBC’s top-rated shows (I think pre-S4 it was higher than Dr. Who), so who knows.
  10. Hahaha nope, I don’t think so. I USED to think we would, that Mofftiss were better writers together and would at least round out all the plot holes, but… S4 leaves me skeptical on a lot of things.
  11. I REALLY do think that they think we like the plot twists rather than the stories. Like… no. People were watching for the relationship, whether they knew it or not, platonic or not. The story of two men with the greatest friendship / relationship of all time. Not for … whatever the hell TFP was.


All the meta I’ve recently written about Avengers 2012 has me thinking…

That we know Earth currently has the Mind Gem (Vision) and the Time Gem (the Eye of Agamotto). Asgard has the Space (the tesseract) and they gave Reality to The Collector. And Peter Quill gave Power to Nova Corp. 

Thanos started out with the Mind Gem, but lost it in to the Battle of New York, so now he has none. GotG 2 has come and gone, Thanos wasn’t in it. 

I think there’s no doubt whatsoever that they only remaining gem left undiscovered, the Soul Gem, is going to appear in Thor Ragnarok. And Thanos might have an appearance there, too. But unless he somehow manages to acquire all six stones, because remember he has none at this point, in Ragnarok, then the movie called Avengers Infinity War is probably going to be the equivalent of Thanos’ Quest (the comic series where Thanos acquires all six gems) rather than Infinity Gauntlet like everybody currently believes.

Which means that Feige and the Russos are lying liars who lie, because there’s no way Avengers 4 can be a separate film because there is no way you can combine the events of Thanos’ Quest and Infinity Gauntlet into one two and half hour film. No way. It wouldn’t make sense to show Thanos acquiring the gems off screen when they’ve worked so hard setting up their various locations while also setting up parasocial relationships between the current keepers of the gems and the audience. Vision being the biggest one. 

Betcha they leave Avengers 3 as a cliff-hanger. I just have a sneaky suspicion they’re gonna. That Avengers 3 ends with Thanos putting on the completed Gauntlet on for the first time and sending the universe into chaos and that Avengers 4 will be the universe trying to recover from that.

But Avengers 3 is going to be terribly heartbreaking because just the act of Thanos getting his hands on those gems does not bode well for Kamar-Ta, for (whats left of) Asgard (following Ragnarok), for Nova Corp, for the Collector (who is an Elder) or for poor Vision.

Most likely Nova Corp is going to fall first, because the Power Gem, at least in the comics, is connected to all the other gems and can feed into them. Enter the Guardians, stage left, who rush to warn the other locations about whats coming after Nova Corp falls. Once Thanos has the Power Gem, the others will be remarkably easy for him to find and take.

We had a few regular substitute teachers at my high school but there was this one who was infamous for sewing together children’s dolls or knitting and generally paying no attention to the class whatsoever.
One time my senior year, she subbed for my chemistry teacher for about a week. She yelled at us multiple times for “not studying biochemistry” while we were going through the power point our teacher provided that was clearly about biochem. Granted she may have been confused because we were talking to ask each other questions about the content but it was definitely a wtf time for us all

I also had this one sub in middle school who refused to correct her pronunciation of the students’ names, saying “it is her interpretation of the spelling”

anonymous asked:

Hey Jax I have a question. So Ive been working out for a while now and I built a pretty impressive physique but I dont look that Buff in person. When people see me they Say you Looked Jacked on Facebook so why do you look so Skinny and it pisses me though it does give me a reason to show off my Gainz. What should i do?

Ahhhh YES. That is an All too Common thing when people make Gainz especially people who train Naturally. You get a Nice Physique but you look like you dont even lift UNLESS you take your shirt off Dude it Happens to the Best of us We look SUPER JACKED in Photos but in regular clothes we look Just Average

Originally posted by kaeveeoh

Building Muscle while trying to Keep a low body fat takes a LONG time but it looks nice Heres some examples. 

Heres my Bro Myles in a Long SLeeve shirt

Here he is without his shirt

Heres my Friend Ez with his shirt

here he is without his shirt

Here I am in Standard clothing

Here I am without it

Hell even Saitama has this issue

You look thinner in Clothing but the reveal is cooler

Personally it used to bug me when I was going through it but when I took my shirt off at the pool and people just stared thats a moment I’ll always remember. So think of it Like this. You are Playing on Smurf Mode

, No one knows how badass you Really are. Its like you are Hiding your power level

So keep that in mind and keep your training up and remember its better than Being T-shirt buff, ya know Big Arms but no Definition whatsoever and most likely a gut (unless you’re a power lifter and thats cool) So you’ll always have that ;) ALSO WEAR FORM FITTING CLOTHES

Jason and Annabeth

Here’s the first set!

- They start a club to fight the idea that blonds are dumb because they have both dealt with that.

- Annabeth wanted to call it “The Association Of Blond Demigods Who Are Strongly Opposed To The Stereotype That Says That Blonds Are Stupid” but Jason refuted the idea because, “Even TAOBDWASOTTSTSTBAS is a mouthful, Annabeth.”

- They eventually decide on “Blonds for Blonds” or BFB.

- They tried recruiting Will, but he refused.

- They have meetings basically whenever one of them is feeling annoyed about stereotypes or (more commonly) when its a good opportunity to bug Percy or Piper.

- Percy and Piper made a “We are in relationships with dorks” club to retaliate.

- They succeed in recruiting Nico.

- That causes Will to join BFB.

- It turns into a recruiting war between the two clubs. Percy and Piper are sure they are gonna win because they aren’t limited by their recruits’ hair color, but end up losing by a landslide because they can’t give a real purpose for the club other than “cuz why not”.

- Jason and Annabeth never let them forget it.

- Both Jason and Annabeth like to wake up early to work because they find it easier to think when the world is quiet.

- (They don’t forfeit the sleep though. Jason heads back to his cabin to sleep for at least three more hours after he’s done working and Annabeth falls asleep by nine most nights.)

- They discovered that they had the same habit on the Argo II when they both woke up early to study battle plans in the mess hall.

- Once they are back at camp, they agree to have breakfast and work together in the Dining Pavilion. Annabeth brings her architectural plans for Olympus and Jason brings his Pontifex Maximus work.

- They work about half the time and ignore their work completely to talk the other half of the time.

- Jason asks Annabeth for help designing the monuments to the gods that he’s building. She immediately agrees.

- Between listening to her talk and going over the plans with her, Jason begins to understand the basics of architecture, and with Annabeth’s help, he becomes good enough at it to make the designs on his own.

- When the Shrine to Hecate that Jason designed on his own is finally standing at Camp Jupiter, no one is prouder then Annabeth.

- Jason never submits a blueprint to Chrion or the Senate without Annabeth’s approval first.

- They share stories with each other about their childhoods at the different camps.

- Jason tells her about the pressure he felt to be perfect from the first moment he entered Camp Jupiter and Annabeth tells him about how at age seven she realized how awful the world could be.

- They teach sword fighting classes together, and have a running contest to see who can casually intimidate the younger campers the best.

- For example: “Pay attention this is a difficult move.” “Yeah, I had such a hard time learning this move that I almost wished that I was training with the wolves again.” “I struggled too! It took me about four months to perfect it. In fact, I officially mastered it about a week before my eighth birthday and I was so excited.” “It’s a handy move; it saved my life when I was slaying the titan defending Kronos’s throne.” “Thanks for doing that by the way. It would have been interesting to see how Kronos survived after I helped destroyed him if his throne had still been standing.”

- (The campers leave the class in awe and with goals to be as powerful as their instructors.)

- They have a huge list of inside joke that make no sense whatsoever. Like someone will say they are in the mood for tacos and they will smile at each other and say “Upside down tacos?” at the same time and die of laughter.

- (Percy and Piper seriously consider reopening the “We are in Relationships with Dorks” club.)

- They have a deal that they will write detailed accounts of anything interesting that happens while they aren’t near each other and give them to each other when they do meet up. They both end up with a boxful of letters.

- For Christmas, they both get each other beautiful boxes to hold the letters.

- Someone once asked Annabeth if Jason was her brother, and she smiled and said “I wish.”

- When Jason was asked if Annabeth was his sister, and he smiled and said, “In all but blood.”

anonymous asked:

doesn't lapis adore steven? wouldn't she be horrified to learn he was captured by homeworld (just like she was held prisoner there) and do everything in her power to free him? even work with the crystal gems? wouldn't that be a perfect moment for her to actually, y'know, interact with them?

EXACTLY! I am so fucking mad ever since Lapis and Peridot been slapped into that hell of a barn its like they have no purpose whatsoever which really really sucks because they were once so important to plot???!