i have no regrets about making this post

[!!!] INTL. USAGE OF KOREAN MUSIC APPS/SITES

For the years that I have followed K-pop and BTS, fans have always been encouraged to download Korean music applications and create accounts even if you do not live in Korea. We all took tedious measures (ex. creating separate accounts for the Korean app store) to download and stream for BTS (or our favorite groups in general). However, sadly, I regret to inform you all that all Korean music sites (i.e. MelOn, Genie, Naver, etc.) do not count streaming/downloading outside of Korea. A Korean BTS streaming support account has received a lot of questions from international ARMYs about streaming and as a result contacted numerous music sites, and all have said that due to an IP block, streaming/downloading internationally does not count to help BTS on charts/awards. While there are methods to change VPN, this is not guaranteed to make your streams/downloads count. If you want to see more information beyond this post, please check @MYoongi_0309′s thread on Twitter here. She contacted the streaming support account who directly talked to various music sites and translated the information she received from that K-ARMY. While this is all the information we have at the moment, she has stated that she will give updates if there are any more in the future. 

While I know we are all probably very disappointed as streaming passes are by no means cheap and many of us have been working hard to stream/download throughout the year, we can still help the boys on Billboard. Now we know that we must focus our streaming/downloading to YouTube, iTunes, and Spotify

honestly i think the reason as to why percy is so hard to place in one hogwarts house is because of the fact that he displays such strong qualities that overlap between the houses. if we look at the qualities that percy possesses compared to the characteristics stated in the sorting hat’s song, he embodies almost all of them. 

foremost, in the gryffindor verse it says that gryffindors are brave at heart, and are daring, have great nerve, and are chivalrous. We have seen throughout many books that he is indeed brave and daring, and he does have nerves of steel at some points (ex, jumping off the st. louis arch and falling with annabeth into tartarus). He also shows great acts of chivalry & this aspect is also seen throughout other parts of his personality

as for the hufflepuff verse, it says that members of the house are just and loyal, as well as being patient and unafraid of toil. clearly, percy displays a lot of loyalty throughout the books, whether it be for annabeth or his mom or for his camp. he is also not afraid of fighting anyone or anything in order to protect those he is loyal to.

in the ravenclaw verse it is less obvious that percy shares some similarities to that house (seeing as it talks about having a ready mind, having a lot of wit & will to learn) however, percy does display these qualities throughout both series, as he wants to learn any different things (ex. learning how to defeat kronos, learning how to unite both the greeks and romans, learning how to change the way he perceives the world). also he shows how witty he is through both his sense of humor and how fast his mind works in different situations (mostly fights, etc)

now the slytherin verse talks mostly about finding real friends, and calls slytherins cunning and ambitious. percy obviously cares a lot about finding his real friends (and he finds them in annabeth, grover, the seven (eventually), etc) so that’s a pretty obvious one. however percy is exceptionally cunning, whether it be in battle or just everyday life. correct me if im wrong, but im pretty sure annabeth in the books has said how intelligent percy is (even though he comes off as stubborn or oblivious at times)

in all honestly im not sure what kind of conclusion i was trying to make by writing all of this out, but the one i have come to is that all of these characteristics, although make him hard to classify in one house, show that percy is an exceptionally strong protagonist that exhibits powerful qualities that make him a hero.

Therefore, i am concluding that this whole sorting thing is kind of backwards because percy doesn’t really fit in any of the houses because he has shown that he belongs in all of them

you know what? shoutout to a-specs who are otherwise lgbt+ who have been hurt by the tumblr discourse. it sucks being caught in the middle and made to feel like you have to choose between different parts of yourself. your hurt is valid no matter how many times it’s insisted that you shouldn’t be offended because “people are only talking about cishets, not you.” if it hurts you, you’re allowed to be upset. take a break or block people if you need to. it’s okay. 

things to remember when reading a callout post
  • screenshots can be forged easily in photoshop
  • how old is the person being called out? adults hounding a teenager over saying something dumb they’ll regret in two years… it’s not cool, folks.
  • there are xkit mods that let you modify someone else’s post in a reblog, but most people don’t know about it, so make sure that you view any “incriminating” posts on op’s blog
  • does the person who wrote the callout have any reason to lie? (for example, a personal disagreement)
  • what’s the context?
  • ^^ a couple months ago i saw a post calling out someone for “fetishizing trans men,” only to check the accused person’s blog and see that he was a trans guy himself, who made a lot of positivity posts about his body type.
  • how old is the post?
  • did the accused person have a chance to apologize or address the concern before the details were exposed to thousands of strangers?
  • what’s the purpose of the callout post? is it just to say “this person is bad and you should hate them,” or is it to say “this person has been sending slurs and violent death threats to bloggers in [x] group, here’s some reasonable proof, please block their url for your safety”?
Guns and Being a Martial Artist

I got into an argument on facebook (haha yes I do regret it) about gun control, and at one point someone tried to make the argument that I was somehow stupid/a hypocrite/some other shit because I like guns and am a “martial artist” (I think that phrase is somewhat overrated for what it’s worth). If you lot didn’t already know this, I like guns. I have a side blog that is pretty much entirely pictures of guns, pictures of me screwing around with guns, pictures of /k/ posts of guns, and text posts where I make fun of Europeans/Californians/New Yorkers (same difference really) for not being able to have guns. 

The other person’s argument was something like this: if you train, why would you want a gun? I would argue that training in an alive martial art is what taught me the value of having a gun. Martial arts work really well against people that aren’t a lot bigger than you. Technique can overcome size, but only to a point. I learned this the hard way fighting a ninja (It’s been over a year and my neck still doesn’t feel the same post powerbomb), and it’s been demonstrated over and over again in the UFC, PRIDE, and K1. Think about all the beatings Sakuraba took. Look at what Bob Sapp did to Ernesto Hoost:

This means when it comes to protecting yourself: alive martial arts training isn’t enough. Especially if you are smaller than average. Or not in possession of large amounts of testosterone, natural or otherwise. And this doesn’t even bring weapons into the mix. Other person has a knife? All of those “knife disarms” you may have learned at a seminar aren’t going to mean shit. One of my old training partners from my Muay Thai days (cool guy, used to effortlessly beat the shit out of me) also had an extensive Kali background. He told me that his main takeaway from all of that training was how dead he would be if he ever got in a knife fight. Think about the margin of error here. If the other guy has a knife, as long as he retains control of that knife and doesn’t get knocked out he has a pretty good shot. You only need to screw up once to be bleeding everywhere and in need of emergency medical attention.

Part of being a good “martial artist” is being aware of your limitations. Both of your body and your skills. I’m 5′7″, 165lbs, and train on and off as a hobby. Yeah. I can take the average untrained bum that weighs less than 180lbs.If I’m facing someone bigger then that or weapons are involved I have a problem. My unarmed training works in two ways: it can either get me out of a scenario where a weapon is unnecessary, or it can buy me enough time to get to my weapon. BJJ/Judo/Karate is great. But weapons and size advantages are a reality of the world we live in. And the notion that you can just train to deal with that too is delusional as far as I am concerned. Unless that training involves going to the range with your sidearm of choice every so often.

The Greatest Lessons I've Learned

1. Be happy on your own. Don’t look to anyone to make you happy. You don’t need anyone to fulfill your life.

2. Money is not everything but it is beneficial to have. Money can not make you happy and will not fix all your problems but without money, you may/will have struggles.

3. Regrets are a waste of time. No matter what the situation is, having regrets about it will not change the past. Learn from it and move on.

4. Karma is a bitch. Just be nice, treat others well and don’t do anything that will come back and bite you in the ass.

5. Whatever you are going through will pass. If this is your lowest point, just know that you can only go up from here.

Hey guys.

It’s me, Mod R. I’ve decided to permanently retire from the blog, but Tk will stay, and continue running it.

This blog’s been fun for a long time after I made it, but in all honesty, I’ve gotten really bored of it in the last several months, and I feel like both the quality of my posts and the quality of my happiness had both taken a dive since then. Besides, I have projects and studying I’d like to focus on more, and that’s so much harder if I have to feel anxious about filling the queue or finding answers to asks I think are important.

I’ve also said and done a lot of stuff that I’m ashamed of now, and I don’t want to make more of my mistakes public.

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t regret making the blog. I’ve met some close friends in my time running it, and I feel like this whole experience has helped me grow a bit, as an artist and a person both.

I’m really not good at making posts like this, so I’d better wrap this up.

Tk, you’re a great mod and a great person. I’m sure you’ll keep doing a great job running the blog!

To our followers, you guys are all really nice and cool. I’m sorry I haven’t been interacting and chatting with you all as much as I should have been.

To everyone reading this, whether you’re a friend or a follower, a random person stumbling on this post, or someone who hates us, you all can be great artists if you work and try to improve, even if you find yourself on the blog (which i admit, really hasn’t been great encouragement for improvement), don’t give up. Whether you learn fast or slow, whether you’re young or old, you can make it as an artist if you really want to.

–Mod R

I’ll definitely miss you, R! You’re such a kind person and I enjoyed our time ether on the blog. 

I hope the best for you and will be waiting for you to be active on your personal blog again! Keep your head high, Love. Happiness comes first after all. 💜

-Mod Tk

What if life had a rewind button...

There are some choices i made earlier in my life that i have always wanted to take back, go down a different path, or just erase completely. You know the things in your past that you cringe at when you remember it? or you are drawn to think about what would be different if you didn’t make that decision. 

Until recently this was me constantly, particularly in regard to past relationships and how they flow on to other areas of my life. Sometimes i felt like the past relationships i was in brought far more negativity into my life than they did positive. And maybe that some of the choices i made when i was looking for love in all the wrong places and the damage that caused me would limit my potential in future relationships in terms of trust, the walls i had put up and me not being able to give myself entirely to a new relationship. 

I was holding the opinion that if i could, i would take back those ‘mistakes’ as to make me a better person now. But, that is not how life works and it’s not how God works. 

God has recently given me a new perspective, i suppose you could call it a bit of a silver lining. The fact is, God has the ability to make something good out of something that appears so terrible at first glance.

Those relationships, that i cringed at when i looked back at them did hold moments with God’s hand upon them. The boy in my first relationship lost his mum in the lead up to it and i honestly believe that God was able to use me, despite the relationship being less than ideal in numerous ways, to be a support for him during such an awful time. The following relationship, i rushed into on a whim, but God has drawn me to see how it forced me to figure out the strength of my morals under intense pressure. I’m glad to say that God had His hand upon me and i was able to stand true and hopefully was a good influence on the boy during that relationship. But what i really hated to look back on, was the fact that i went out with two non-christian boys in a row knowing that it was incompatible and that i wouldn’t be able to share with them the biggest part of my life and journey together. I knew this, but i still entered into the relationships. 

But i am learning to look through God’s lens, which is not of disappointment at my ‘mistakes’ but instead of Grace and opportunity which he used to make the most of what i always looked back on as a bad situation. 

God is showing me that there is nothing i could ever do that would remove His love from me, nor alter my potential as His child. My weaknesses are made perfect in His greatness. I am forgiven and i have been looked after through the whole thing. 

Slowly i’m learning to accept my past with no regrets, handle my present with confidence from God and look forward to the future without fear. It’s honestly requiring an entirely new mindset, and i am having to let God renew my mind to do so. But i so encourage all you you to have a look at moments in your past that cause you to cringe and ask God to give you His lens to reveal to you that His hand was upon you the whole time. 

I say all of this, because it is time for us to stop wishing for a rewind button and start trusting that God has made a way. 

-31women (Gabi)

When I think of how you know me,
no doubts no thinking twice.
When your smile can be so soothing,
a familiar paradise.
When there’s no one else that makes me whole.
I never wanting more.
I get this feeling.
I know I’ve loved you before.

the Until Dawn fandom may have been short-lived but it had its share of wild discourse

-people wanting to fuck the wendigos

-no one being able to tell if the wendigo fuckers were genuine or just messing around; people who actually did want to fuck them blending in with the “ironic wendigo fuckers” as a form of Sin Camouflage

-confession blogs having to make rules that they would not accept NSFW confessions about the wendigos seriously why did everyone want to fuck the wendigos so bad

-the whole “if Ashley says she regrets the prank her honesty goes down” (false) rumor that I accidentally catapulted into the spotlight bc I saw some rando say that in a comment chain on a random youtube video and I took it as gospel and posted it here, and now to this day I see it pop up all throughout the internet from tumblr posts to reddit threads to fucking facebook comments on Supermassive’s FB page (I regret everything I’m so sorry Ashley)

-MRAs rallying behind Emily because they thought feminists hated her for being a feminist stereotype so they rushed to her defense (my personal favorite tbh)

-people creepily photoshopping Youtubers into the pause menu scenes so instead of one of the kids’ faces it was a gross closeup of some random dude; related, people writing “Youtube AUs” where they wrote 8 real life (99.999% of the time all dudes) youtube LPers into Until Dawn’s setting and shipped them creepily together and killed off their sisters or other female relatives in place of Hannah and Beth in the story

-also one time I saw someone crop out Emily and Matt’s heads in a vine to turn an Emmatt scene into shipping two white guy youtubers and hoo boy that was a day

-The Great Jemily Tag War of January 2016, where a bunch of random Criminal Minds fans staged a massive, one-sided assault on UD Jemily shippers for no reason other than “WE HAD THE NAME FIRST YOU DONT GET TO CALL UR SHIP THAT!!!”

-more Night at the Museum crossovers than any fandom should rightfully have

-Ashley slowly losing whatever canon identity she had and just becoming a fanon gross fucking mess who jacks it to gore and deep web hentai and everyone just accepts this interpretation of her

-related, the NSFW side of the fandom eventually just consuming the entire fandom at large and leaving it nothing but a wasteland of sin and depravity

it’s been a good ride so far

The Dan and Phil Sexuality Post

UGHHHH here we go. 

The Dan and Phil Sexuality Post:

Before I begin, I would just like to state that everything that is about to be explained is my own opinion of the events that have taken place. My knowledge of things comes from my studies at university as well as my own life experiences. Anyone who reads this is welcome to disagree with me. I really have no desire to write posts like this as I feel it causes drama and drama makes me want to vomit and leave the phandom forever – so oh well fuck it – LETS GO.  (please keep an open mind while reading this)

First, I’m going to start with sexuality itself – aside from Dan and Phil. Sexuality is fluid. Meaning it can take many shapes, and can change. Does this mean that someone can change their sexuality? No. It just means that it has the possibility of change – especially during periods of adolescence into adulthood. And that is because, as we discover the world and the people in it, those life experiences not only have an effect on our emotional development, but on our sexual nature.

Adolescence, especially between the ages of 12 – 18, discover sexuality for the first time, and explore that sexuality. Do I like girls? Do I like boys? Do I like both? Do I like neither? Do I like only specific people? How often do I find that I like someone? And how? What is the pattern?

It is not uncommon for people to believe one thing true about themselves while in adolescence while another thing in later their 20’s. This is because the brain is typically fully developed by the age of 25, with the prefrontal cortex (which is responsible for reasoning and decision-making) being the last part of the brain to finish developing.

With this in mind, I proceed on to my second part – which is to bring in Dan and Phil.

Back before Dan started making youtube videos, Phil was the one man show. Back in the day, British youtube Culture was prominently gay or bisexual guys (Or at least those claiming to be such). It was the cool thing, it was the in thing – although people at that time didn’t call it shipping (as it was seen as more of an underground fanfiction.net type thing (oh my god…those Harry Potter fan fictions…..) the idea of two men (especially effeminate ones) was highly appealing. On youtube, however, many of the british youtubers were all about the LGBTQ scene. Dan, from what we know of his life before youtube, was not. He was just a regular guy with a girlfriend who mainly watched American youtubers who played Rockband. (As evident if you were around to capture his twitter history before he deleted it. Counterphan has part of the timeline that most people seem to miss and also has it captured how many times he tweeted Phil, the context, everything. She was very through with the pre-youtube context of the situation that K took bits and pieces of to make the PhanDirectory aka: the phan bible).

It was only when Dan broke into you youtube scene and became friends with phil that the flirtiness and claims to bisexuality were made. Before Dan, there was Charlieskies. They too, were full of the cute pictures and the flirting – so much so that people thought (and still think) they were dating. To which Charlie has clarified that they never did and that phil wouldn’t do that http://phanantiproof.tumblr.com/post/89317289011/phantiblog-x .

Back then, when the claims to Bisexuality were made, you can see in the comments that people went along with the idea that Dan and Phil were sort of “made for each other”. Friends of theirs promoted the ship and the idea of bisexualness (mainly because that was the in thing to do – these can be seen in most of comments of the Daily booths.)

It’s possible Dan went along with this just to fit into that community and was also doing it for the attention (after all, he was rewarding people with naked Dailybooths every time he hit a follower milestone – what makes you think he wouldn’t also stoop to changing his sexuality for attention too?) This does seem to fit the claim he made in a live show that all of the answers on his formspring (which is where this claim was made) were “full of lies”. Likewise, he has also stated that he was “immature and attention seeking” when it came to Formspring. http://phanantiproof.tumblr.com/post/80485884655/im-also-going-to-add-these-for-context-to-what-i

But Ren! Why would Dan want attention that badly?? Don’t you think it’s sort of insulting towards the LGBTQ community to pretend to be something you’re not? Yes- yes I do. It’s not cool. And it’s not right. But when you’re young, and not really thinking about the long term consequences of your actions especially when there is no foresight, those thoughts might not come into effect. I don’t really think Dan had any idea that this would bite him in the ass later on. Additionally, as evident by his DML video, he had no idea that his channel would grow at the rate – or to the size that it did. He’s pretty much become the most popular British youtuber to date. How could he know this back then? The things he was telling people were getting positive attention – why would he not continue?

Even though people say that there was no shipping back then, and that Dan and Phil did not have that many subscribers, this is actually extremely false. http://phanantiproof.tumblr.com/post/107450059961/in-late-2009-early-2010-dan-and-phil-had-a-lot

Because some of their friends were already shipping them, poking at it for fun, and the fans seemed to enjoy it – why not make a prank video? YISSS. That must be the answer. (I’m not even going to go into detail about the voldy video. That would make this post too long for my taste and none of you want to be sitting here for days reading it).

The spiral of lies everyone refers to – which Dan has gotten himself stuck up in several times – always seems to be the spiral to cover up phan. However, I am under the impression that the actual spiral of lies that was made comes right down to pretending to be into Phil, and being into guys. If he went back against this – I believe the backlash would be astronomically horrible, which is why it continued for a bit, until 2012 where his channel exploded with subscribers.

Everyone calls 2012 Dan’s Anti-phan phase – mainly because he was so against the idea of phan, and denied it so many times (sometimes in aggressive ways) that it really caused a slight backlash from the fans.

However, this is how I look at it:

By this point, the v-day video had made its return and was spreading throughout the phandom. Because Dan’s audience had grown exponentially by this point, many new people were hearing about it (without context) and harassing Dan about an apparent relationship with Phil. I think at first Dan tried to ignore it, or address it subtley in youtube comments, or liveshows, (as seen in my screenshots and Cori’s videos) but when that didn’t work – the customer service blog was made – which was Dan’s super aggressive way of putting down Phan since he felt people weren’t listening to him.

But Ren – he didn’t have to be so mean! Why would he be so defensive unless it was true???

(RETURN OF THE LEMON SIMILE!) <— Ok ok. Soooooo. If you’ve been following me for a while, you should know that I have a simile to describe this situation at hand. Gather around, *here have a cookie!*, sit and Ren will tell you the simile.

Imagine for moment that you dislike the taste of lemons. You don’t mind if other people like them – it’s just not for you. But image for a split second that people thought you did. At first, it might not seem to bother you. Oh, haha. That’s funny. People think I like lemons. Your friends think this is funny too. So between you and your friends it becomes a slightly inside joke. Sometimes they call you “lemonhead”, sometimes you pretend to almost put a lemon in your ice tea, sometimes you joke that lemons are your favorite fruit. It’s all in good fun. But then, one day, someone comes up to you and asks you if you like lemons. Casually, you just answer “nah.” But the people keep coming. They keep asking you. Over and over again. 3 times a week this happens till it’s almost every day you have at least 1 person coming up to you asking you if you like lemons. By this point, it’s getting frustrating. How can so many people think I might like lemons?? I should stop with the lemon jokes. So you do. But that doesn’t help anything. Eventually, a rumor starts spreading that someone actually SAW you drink lemonade. Now more people than ever are convinced that you love lemons. Out of sheer frustration for the lies you feel are spreading about you (even though in the context of this simile, lemons are NOT that big of a deal) you lash out at people when they ask you about Lemons, thinking this might finally put an end to it. But it doesn’t. People take your hostility towards lemons and say that it’s just you protecting yourself. After all….you would never get so defensive if you didn’t like lemons.

However, what people fail to realize is that when lies are spread – it’s extremely harmful, emotionally, for the person they are about. I don’t blame Dan for getting angry. Nor do I call it his “anti-phan phase”. I just see it as someone being backed into a corner by thousands of people who won’t let shit go.

I think eventually it calmed down a bit though. I think his new step was to ignore it, and pretend like it wasn’t a thing. Which was pretty much most of 2013.

Now that the phandom is fucking ginormous, I think his new tactic has been to appear as relatable as possible. And that relatability extends to joking about guys being attractive that potential people in his audience might find attractive. Do I think he is legit? Absolutely not. Danisnotonfire has turned into an internet persona. We are not looking at the actual Dan Howell – in my opinion. I have strong, STRONG feelings regarding this matter, but for the most part, imo, whatever we see on camera has been carefully calculated for teenage consumption. Which is why I put 0 weight into anything that Dan says now.

Think about this – management has to know that D&P’s sexuality is a big selling point. There’s no way they would let that be revealed – nor the exact status of their relationship. Because either way, there is going to be horrible backlash. If Dan or Phil were to come out and say they were openly Gay or Bisexual (they aren’t gay – they have said this many times. See the videos), or they were to come out and say Phan is real – they would lose thousands of subscribers that are determined to marry them. People would feel betrayed and lied to, and I personally would have lost so much respect for them for lying this entire time.

If they were to come out and say they were heterosexual, or say they have girlfriends, or move apart, or do something that would prove the non-existence of Phan, it would alienate all of the shippers (which takes up a large portion of their audience, and are the most loyal). Many people in the LGBTQ would feel betrayed and people would be very upset and angry.

It’s a rock and a hard place. They dug themselves into a ditch which I don’t think they can get out of for a long time.

Long story short – and I’m so glad this is all over – Do I believe Dan is bisexual? Maybe. I’m not going to discount the theories that people have put into place. They have really thought about those theories and I have no problem admitting that I could be entirely wrong. But I tend to lean more on the side of the heterosexual boat – personally, just based on my own opinions stated in the post above. As far as Phil - I have no idea. I’m going to go with Hetero just based on the things that I have seen thus far. 

This post is not meant to cause drama. It’s merely a place where I can express an opinion. If you agree with me, great! If not, that’s ok too. btw, you guys should really check out the counterphan timeline. 

~Ren

You guys tend to forget that Yoongi has one of the biggest hearts in the entire group and constantly does everything to keep all members [ESPECIALLY the younger ones] happy. It seems like y’all gave Yoongi this ‘heartless, uncaring’ image and use it for your OTPs to make it seem even MORE superior because ‘woah!! Yoongi only cares about _______!! He doesn’t give a shit about anyone else!!!’ even though he is the one that is constantly on the look out, even though HE is the one that buys his dongsaengs snacks and stuff all the time, although HE is the one that listens to Namjoon and Seokjin whenever they’re sad. Okay, I get it, jokes are ‘funny’ and lots of notes on a post are appreciated, but I’m kind of sick and tired of you guys making Yoongi seem like the Satan of the group. I have joked about it in the past too, but I regret it and I’ve toned it down a LOT. I may sound butthurt to you, but it sucks that whenever someone new enters this fandom the first impression of him that they’re gonna get is ‘oh! He’s the cold-hearted one.’ just because he’s more    quiet than the others. Let’s not forget that Yoongi is the one that constantly checks up on Hoseok because he can’t handle stress that well, let’s not forget that Yoongi drove Hoseok to the hospital when he was suffering from stress-induced entheritis, let’s NOT forget that Yoongi gave Jimin his credit card and let him buy snacks and everything he wanted with it, let’s not forget Yoongi constantly praising Taehyung’s voice, let’s not forget that Yoongi puts ALL the other members before himself. This post could go on forever and ever, but trust me, Yoongi has one of the biggest hearts in this entire fucking world. Yoongi ISN’T cold-hearted, Taehyung ISN’T dumb, Hoseok ISN’T naive, Seokjin ISN’T unimportant, Jimin IS MORE than his appearance, Jungkook DOESN’T hate Jimin , Namjoon ISN’T overrated, I’m fucking tired of your witty ass jokes for reblogs, especially when people take it way too far. 

This isn’t shade, but if the shoe fits, it fits ! :)

Also, I’m not saying I’ve never done wrong. I have. Jokes have a limit too & y’all seem to forget they’re human at times.

Most kissable and feminine out of the Derp Crew
  • Chilled: Yeah, I thought about it, on who'd I'd make out with, like who are friends, and uhh. Yeah, I don't know, I really wouldn't get anyone, I couldn't, I really couldn't put in on, uuhhh. Even with Ze, nope, don't think I would. Don't think I would.
  • Aphex: Damn.
  • Smarty: Couldn't see it happening.
  • Galm: What if you were a girl?
  • Aphex: What if you were?
  • Chilled: Uhh, does he still have the beard as a girl?
  • Aphex: *burst out laughing*
  • Galm: I said you, not him.
  • Tom: If there was a situation if I had to make out with one of you, I think I would make out with Ze.
  • Smarty: *laughs* You want that beard?
  • Chilled: .... I think I would make out with Smarty.
  • Tom: He's got a pretty kissable face.
  • Smarty: *while Tom was talking* Really?
  • Chilled: See, you're the most feminine out of all of us.
  • Smarty: Aw thanks guys, *puts on a girly voice* jesus!
  • Aphex: Damn
  • Galm: I would give Ze the most feminine out of all of us.
  • Aphex: You really think so?
  • Chilled: I think Ze would get a pedicure out of all of us, Ze would get a pedicure and a manicure.
  • Galm: Yeah, I could see him getting his eyebrows done, and everything, absolutely.
  • Aphex: *intrigued* wow
  • Galm: He's got nice eyes.
  • Chilled: I'd think he be a gentle kiss, like not really anything rough.
  • -few seconds later-
  • Tom: My chat is making, saying about you know, 'oh you would kiss Ze if you had to kiss anyone?', like no. I'm talking about within the derp crew here.
  • Smarty: Don't make that, *gets talked over by Aphex and Tom*, listen. Listen, if fangirls, err, if a bunch of fangirls got us to smack Chilled's ass while he was doing autographs, they are going to try and get us to do anything. That's not something we want.
  • Aphex: No no no no, we aren't kissing in public.
  • Tom: We have our limits, we definitely have our LIMITS *falls in game*.
  • Everyone: *starts laughing*
  • Chilled: Those limits flew right off
  • Smarty: Those limits are off
  • -few minutes or so later-
  • Aphex: You know, I'm not gonna lie though. I will admit. Okay, I'm going by Chilled's, like you know description on Ze being, like kissable. I can actually see Ze being kissable.
  • Chilled: I think Ze should kiss us all, since he's not play Mario Kart
  • Everyone: *starts laughing again*
  • Smarty: I hope to god that he comes into the chat and is just 'What the fuck is going on?'.
  • Chilled: Uhh, uhh, chat, all of our chats, can you tell Ze that since he is not playing Mario Kart he has to kiss us?
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Miraculous Ladybug Bloopers, part two! Huge thanks to those who liked and reblogged part 1, and also shoutout to @miraculous-comics for suggesting I do the shower and umbrella scene. 

Part 1

Inspired by this post.

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[There’s too many information to fit here, so I’ll make separate posts and update them as soon as I can ! I often edit my posts so take care.]

Universe (Locations + Story) // Main Characters // Secondary Characters // Random crap

I truly can’t believe I’m doing this…
Anyways.

So, in this AU all the characters have almost the same personality as originally, excepted Alphys who’s way more confident about herself, Sans who’s kinda flirty (not seriously tho), Toriel who’s an absolute badass (but still the sweetest goat mom ever) annnd probably Asgore who’s sleeping all the time. yeh

I will put more details about the Mexicantale universe in a separate post !
Now please let me die. @nanyalan I HOPE you are happy now

Ok I wasn’t sure if I was gonna make this post but. I guess I am.

I relate very heavily with so much that is going on between Jack and Kent (specifically Kent ok) and I’ve seen a lot of people talking about Jack minimising what happened. Which I think is true. 

You just have to remember that there’s no way Kent isn’t pulling the reverse himself. He has built everything up so much in his head. If you asked them, really asked them, what happened, their stories might even hardly match up.

What I’m trying to say is that these boys are NOT OBJECTIVE. They have both gone through a LOT and for Jack, reducing what happened in order to compartmentalise and deal with the other things he had (and has) going on is a defence mechanism. For Kent, going over it all again and again in his head until everything means more than it did, until Jack loves him back, at least in his mind (and yes, Kent is deluded. I’ve been there) is also a defence mechanism. 

They’re different people who deal with different, very shitty situations in different ways. In doing so, they hurt each other. This is so painfully real and normal. They were children. They’re still young now (and did not have a healthy development by any means, what with growing up so embroiled in hockey culture) and they screw up. It’s not okay, they need to fucking communicate, but it’s not condemnable. 

You don’t have to like either of them, just understand that neither of them carries any kind of overarching blame. At the end of the day they’re just boys who want different things out of each other.

I decided to watch binge watch The 100 and part of me regrets it. The show is good and has awesome characters. But halfway through the second season I began shipping Bellamy and Raven. They’re so cute together. Bellamy always seems to be the first one at Raven’s side when she needs help. I love their banter and you can tell how much they care about each other. Just give Clarke another love interest and let me have this please 😭😭😭