i have no idea why i did this thing

But why? That’s what I need to know. Yep great, we’re getting clothes sharing, I am excited about this prospect of Robert Sugden in a hoodie and Aaron in a jacket (Please let it be one with elbow patches) BUT WHY?

There is no plausible reason I can think of that this would happen? I need to know. Did they get dressed in the dark or something? Why is this bothering me so much? I have no idea. 

Rebirth

Yep, that’s right, I’m not dead. Taletwist, on the other hand…

yeah.

Taletwist died for a multitude of reasons, the most prominent reason being that I can’t sprite for the life of me. Was it a mistake to hop into the sprite comic territory without knowing how to, ya know, sprite? Probably.

However, I’ve been around since the Undertale AU business started up. I’ve seen lots, and lots, and lots of AUs. I’d like to think I’ve gotten a much better idea of how things work now then when I did, say, a year or two ago when I started Taletwist. So, I’m starting anew.

I’ve got a brand new swap list, brand new locations, brand new random encounters, and much more in store. The only thing I don’t have is good spriting skills. Which is why I’m turning to you guys for assistance.

The spriters (I’ve unfortunately lost contact with 1 or 2 of them, so possibly only spriter) I have helping me already are great, but it takes a bit longer than preferable to get 1 asset on my hands. I need more hands on board so I can get parts made in a reasonable amount of time.

I Need:

* Overworld Sprites
* Battle Sprites
* Custom Maps
* Sprites that have their own “style” (What I mean is basically don’t take Papyrus’ battle sprite, slap on just a few edits, and call it a day. See how most other sprite comic AUs handle portraying canon characters.)

My only requirement for spriters is that you can get something to me in a reasonable amount of time. How much depends on the size/amount of assets I’m requesting, so I’d hope for a couple sprites of a character’s overworld sprites within, say 1 week at the most, but I’m not going to expect a bunch of custom battle sprites for a character within the same time period. It would be preferable if you could communicate with me often so we can both be on the same page and be able to easily sort out real life issues and delays. Also, if you can, send me a sprite or two of yours, just to show me what kinda stuff you can make, that would also help largely.

Contact me through personal messages if you wish to apply and help me out! I have no real deadline, but if enough time passes and I’m getting no real assistance, this thing’ll probably go kaput. Reblog if you can, to get the word around! Thank you.

anonymous asked:

dear person i like!!

Dear Person I Like,

Man, this is scary. I know I’ve told you before that I don’t really do the whole “crush” thing…. it takes a helluva lot to make me catch feelings, but like damn son, you did it. Definitely without even trying.

I honestly have no idea if you have any idea? Like here I am, telling you about how going on dates is the worst thing in the world to me, but y'know MAYBE it might be bearable with you *insert winky face* why am I like this

You never fail to make me laugh or smile, and at this point in my life, that is no easy feat.

They say that Taurus’s are the type of people who pretend they don’t have a crush when they’re around said crush… I’ve never put much stock into astrology, but maybe they got something right there, and maybe it’ll go on and I’ll keep pretending… or maybe I’ll actually have the nerve to tell you, or maybe you’ll figure it out all by yourself! But for now, I’m just glad you’re in my life at all 💙

~Emily Grace

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*drops off doodles of the kiddos*

What she says: I’m fine.

What she means: Panic! at the Disco almost went by the name Pet Salamander. Those emos almost chose to go by Pet Salamander. Can you imagine how different things would sounds? “This is ‘I Write Sins not Tragedies,’ sung by Pet Salamander.” Ryan Ross why? Where did you get the idea for the name? What stood out about this name? All of the jokes about the exclamation point would just cease to exist. The emo trinity would have been Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, and Pet Salamander. The jokes about panicking at discos would stop and would turn into jokes about salamanders i just wann

  • Gryffindor: Remember we leave for our Hogsmeade trip at 9 tomorrow. So you should probably get up around 8 to shower and eat first.
  • Ravenclaw: I have three alarms set
  • Ravenclaw: 7:43, 7:52 and, 8:08
  • Gryffindor: Why did you have to pick the three most random times?
  • Ravenclaw: They aren't random. I simply made the hour the sum of the two minutes. So 4 plus 3 is 7 which is why I chose 7:43.
  • Gryffindor: Of course you did.

I have exactly 0 mental energy for this game of “you shouldn’t learn about history because history is problematic” discourse. 

Holy. Shit. Let people learn things. Let people enjoy learning things. People are not morally flawed because they enjoy learning things. Learning things about a person or event or time period of history that has fucked up elements does not make you a bad person. 

I don’t understand how we got to this idea of “why would you post an interesting fact about a historical person. Don’t you know they did x, y, and z.” Yes, friend. I did know x, y, and z. But I didn’t know this other thing, and thats why I’m posting about it, because its interesting. What the fuck. 

Maybe I’m just tired and irritable but I’m not fucking here for feeling like we should feel bad about learning. 

Miscellaneous Clark Kent headcanons as relate to my little fic universe, that may or may not ever come up because who knows:

  • Little Clark was really susceptible to childhood superstitions for some reason. He didn’t go under ladders, he did the salt over the shoulder thing, he did not fuck with that Bloody Mary shit like NOPE I’M OUT THIS SLUMBER PARTY IS CANCELED, LANA GET OUT OF MY HOUSE AND TAKE YOUR MURDER GHOSTS WITH YOU. He believes that he is over this as an adult but whenever his foot is about to fall on a crack in the sidewalk it actually stops like a half inch above the ground and hovers there. He does not notice he is doing this. No one notices, ever, because it is the weirdest subtle unconscious thing in the world. At least Martha’s back is safe?
  • I covered the picky eater thing in Christmas in Kansas but to be more specific his tastebuds are just really sensitive to certain chemical compounds? Not just in terms of things he won’t eat but also in terms of things that he expects to be there and he doesn’t really like foods that lack those things. Your two options to make him eat anything are to cover it in sugar, or cover it in garlic.
  • He goes through a lot of breathmints. Can you imagine if Superman saved someone and they were like “man i appreciate being alive but he had some really bad garlic breath”? He would be so horrified.
  • He has a ratty, fucked-up old shirt that he wears whenever he is making pasta with red sauce. Even Superman cannot stand against the ability of red sauce to end up on whatever you happen to be wearing. HE WAS SO CAREFUL THIS TIME, HOW DID A STAIN END UP ON HIS BACK THAT JUST MAKES NO SENSE. Clark Kent’s weaknesses: kryptonite, tomato stains.
  • His ability to perfectly imitate anyone’s voice was one of the first things to manifest themselves, but this wasn’t the kind of thing anyone noticed was weird. It definitely didn’t seem like a power. He was just a small child who could do a really good Kermit the Frog. He sang Rainbow Connection at a middle school talent show and all the moms cried.
  • He definitely has a playlist to cheer himself up and get pumped and it has Eye of the Tiger and You’re the Best on it. Probably also half the Top Gun soundtrack.
  • Clark Kent’s twitter is pretty standard snarky newsman except with more farming memes. No one can tell how ironic the farming memes are. They might not be ironic at all. Clark Kent might be really sincere, or he might just be so ironic that he has circled back around into sincerity. No one knows. He’s also really good at that thing where you retweet two things from a person that side-by-side reveal they are a dingus. I don’t know if there’s a word for that.
  • His Snapchat is all dogspotting, with occasional rare dance breaks. He’s a pretty good dancer since he found those YouTube tutorials. He does this thing with his hips that Lois finds deeply upsetting for reasons she cannot articulate.
  • Jimmy asked Clark how he got so fit once and Clark was like “uh, farming. farm. eyup.” But he kept pressing for deets and Clark ended up just telling him that he’d pulled a Milo of Croton??? He lifted a newborn calf over his head and then just did that every single day until he was lifting a cow over his head. Jimmy knows nothing about farming or cows or physical fitness and this seemed plausible enough to him.
  • He has a blog where he posts rejected articles and it is the wonkiest thing in the entire world because that is why they got rejected. Perry takes one look at these articles and is like “it will take more words than I want to pay you for just to explain the setup for this article and also there are five people total who care, in the world, including you”
  • He has to be really careful when he buys clothes because he needs to make sure that they aren’t too tight and he has full range of motion. He does not want to relive The Skinny Jeans Incident. Shirts that say ‘I flexed and the sleeves fell off’ are only funny until it happens to you, then they are just horrible reminders. Popped seams everywhere. There is no way to explain that without looking like a huge tool.
  • Even when Superman has a really shitty day he keeps it together until he gets home, but then he shuts the balcony door and peels off his costume and Clark does the Tina Belcher groan for like ten minutes while he takes a shower because he got covered in sewer mutant or space crab or god knows and UUUUUUUUUUGH. Fortunately the nice older lady in the apartment next door always seems to know when he has had a shitty day and she brings him pie.
  • She can hear his melodramatic bullshit from over at her place, that’s how she knows. They share a bathroom wall and it practically echoes. If she times it right he will answer the door before he has put a shirt on because he doesn’t want to leave her waiting in the hall. She does not know what his day job is and it definitely does not occur to her that he is Superman because her primary interaction with him is that he acts like a whiny bitch and she brings him pie so she can ogle him. She is a simple woman who enjoys life’s simple pleasures.
  • The Kryptonian language is really complicated in terms of tonality, context, word order, musicality, etc, and the written language reflects that. Things like the order things are in, how things overlap, colors, etc, are all important. So basically I really like the idea of his symbol being one that represents his family name and says that he is of the House of El. It’s really just basically his last name.
  • If Starfleet gets to have replicators then Krypton gets to have replicators and Jor-El definitely stuck one in the ship so his son would have, you know, food and clothing. But only Kryptonians can use their tech because they’re who the neural interface is designed for so whoops they got real lucky that Kryptonian babies love milk from Earth goats. Clark only started using the replicator later but it only knows how to make Kryptonian things and only some of those are useful to him.
  • Okay so here is where I tie those last two bullet points into something fucking dumb that you will take out of my cold dead hands: Clark got the costume out of the replicator. It didn’t necessarily understand what he wanted though? Like, the concept of a costume didn’t really translate, but it got the idea that he wanted an active uniform, so that is what it made. It’s brightly colored and has his last name on the front. Clark is wearing a Kryptonian football jersey is what I’m getting at. Later Kara will be VERY confused by this. Imagine ending up on an alien planet and meeting your cousin and he’s been fighting crime dressed like a quarterback.
  • Most telepathy does not work because different neural patterns. Diana can only manage it if she uses her lariat and even then it’s like trying to lasso a freight train that does not stop. It’s extremely disorienting. J'onn has just accepted that Superman can hear him but he’s not going to get anything back. It’s like the psychic equivalent of a dial tone for him. He’s trying to call his bro but their family has dialup. He tries not to fuck with it because he doesn’t want to poke around in Superman’s head blind and break something.
  • Clark can’t type with super speed because he’ll break the keyboard and the computer can’t keep up. Instead he uses shorthand along with a custom set of AutoHotKey macros and it is honestly infuriating how fast he can get things written with this setup. But also if he doesn’t have AutoHotKey on whatever he’s typing with then sometimes Lois will get an email like: ll] dyk f pw mde a dec wrt t $l stry? ]ck
  • A woman was told by her therapist to try talking to at least one person once a week but she decided to cheat by just talking to her empty apartment under the guise of telling Superman about her day because lol he can hear everything allegedly so this definitely counts and is what the doctor was going for with this. When she has to go to the hospital for a medical emergency she comes home and there is a note on her counter wherein Superman explains that he was worried because he hadn’t heard from her in a while, so he swung by to check on her. When he found out what happened he watered her plants and fed her goldfish and also that cat that he thought might be hers (she does not have a cat). She is completely mortified because she was just being full of shit she did not actually believe he could hear her oh god what all did she even say and whose cat is this???
  • Look if you are in Metropolis and you loudly say HEY SUPERMAN there is a very good chance he will hear it even if he doesn’t mean to. He is not trying to eavesdrop, that’s just what happens when you yell someone’s name in earshot.
  • He doesn’t wear the costume under his clothes because you may have noticed a running theme here where the universe is conspiring to ruin his clothes and leave him running around shirtless all the time. I mean thank god for the rest of us but he would rather not risk someone spilling their drink all over him somehow and suddenly his shirt is transparent and you can see the big S. It’s bad enough when it happens under ordinary circumstances. How often can one man get drinks spilled all over him? You would be shocked. Shocked. His eyes are up here, Lois.
6

Tokyo has become a cruel and merciless city—a place where vicious creatures called “ghouls” exist alongside humans. The citizens of this once great metropolis live in constant fear of these bloodthirsty savages and their thirst for human flesh. However, the greatest threat these ghouls pose is their dangerous ability to masquerade as humans and blend in with society.

→ Imagined Tokyo Ghoul Book Covers

Shadowhunters S2E6 recap

I know I skipped the last like four episodes but who cares…. I have no idea of what this is… sorry in advance lol 

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hadarh  asked:

Hi. So I have this destiel shipper friend and I asked her why did she start shipping them together and she said it's becaude of how they look at each other bu I have no idea what she means can you explain it to me please? By the way amazing blog!😘

Hey! :)

Err, the way they look at each other…

Gifs not mine

Maybe she means that thing they do when they look at each other as if they’re staring straight into the other’s soul:

Or maybe instead she means that thing they sometimes do where it looks like they’re inches away from jumping each other and having sex:

Or maybe she means the way Dean looks at Cas when he checks Cas out like he wants to eat him up. ALL THE TIME: 

Or she means the way Cas looks at Dean when Dean isn’t watching, like Dean is the most precious thing he’s ever seen:

Not to be confused with the way Dean looks at Cas when Cas isn’t watching, like Cas is the most precious thing he’s ever seen: 

BONUS

Or perhaps I got it all wrong and she means the way that the actors who play them look at each other like they wanna hit that: 

The world may never know, but all options make sense to me ;)

How did you do it? 
I want you to tell me how exactly you did it
If I meant so much to you the way you said I did
If I was everything you ever wanted, needed, could dream of 
Then suddenly nothing, 
All at once. 
If I was beautiful, intelligent, alluring then suddenly boring, uninteresting and ugly
How was I one thing and then another in such a short time? 
How was your most favourite obsession then your least favourite memory? 
How was I your best friend, your only friend then a complete strange?
I want you to tell me, truthfully how you broke my heart? 
Because I have no idea 
I don’t have the answers 
But I keep wondering why
—  why & how
@dissociatingx
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Cause all I have to offer is my love. It’s not enough.

Pages are Right to Left; I wanted?!? to tackle the subject of why Aizawa and All Might didn’t “get along” at a later point in BnHA, and went along with the idea that it’s because Toshinori/All Might was Aizawa’s first “crush”/love and even as it was unrequited in the past, Toshinori never learned to depend on Aizawa which caused a deep frustration to be created.

All Might’s younger design, I did stick with the deep-set shaded eyes still because I thought it would be cool if he wasn’t completely conventionally attracted/still had some appearance quirks. 

Dual Dialogue Prompts
  • “This was a terrible idea.” “What are you talking about, there’s free nachos!”
  • “Don’t do the thing.” “…” “You did the thing, didn’t you?”
  • “I didn’t technically steal it. It’s called borrowing.” “You can’t borrow from a store!”
  • “Love you.” “Ew.”
  • “Why didn’t you invite me?” “I thought you would slap me.”
  • “IT’S CHRISTMAS!” “It’s July–?” “–JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS JINGLE ALL THE”
  • “I have something to confess.” “Did you set the microwave on fire again?”
  • “This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us.” “It’s a bunkbed?”
  • “We would make the best couple.” “You mean the worst couple.” “Exactly.”
  • “Did you just walk into a lamppost?” “In my defense, the lampost clearly saw me coming.”
  • “Music speaks to my soul.” “You’re so weird.”
  • “Paint me like one of your French girls.” “… I paint fruit.”
  • “Don’t you just love hanging out with me?” “Not really–” “AWW, I love hanging out with you, too!”
  • “Here’s another fun fact: Lions are actually–” “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP.”
  • “Let’s pretend that didn’t happen.” “Agreed.”

I coulda made this smoother but its 1 am and my hand hurts so take it