i have no idea why but whatever

In 2000, I thought that one day, I’d grow up to be a wrestler known as The Breeze. I made a website with this INCREDIBLE image for the header, along with the headline “Enter The Breeze”. As in, “Enter the website, which has the title The Breeze”. I didn’t think for whatever reason that “Enter The Breeze” was more inviting to “enter” myself than anything, nor did I think that it was a little obnoxious to add not one but three D-Generation X logos to the headline.

Not to mention the Playboy bunnies, the male sign, random explosions and two horribly pixelated Hansen’s Energy drink cans. I wonder why people didn’t think I was like, the coolest kid alive…

Also, I have ZERO idea what was on that website. Probably just lists of stuff I liked and this picture of me:

Yep. Khaki cargo shorts and a shiny blue polo. What a badass. The official URL (which I still remember) was hometown.aol.com/dxbreeze.

thetrashkidishere  asked:

Could I get Guzma with a really short and a tiny bit chubby S/O who's like kinda insecure about there stomach

I’m sorry this took so long. You have no idea how happy I was to see this request because I can relate so much. ~Laz

Guzma with a Short, Chubby S/O:

- Guzma would make sure to spend extra attention on his s/o’s stomach and any other part they feel insecure about.

- Sometimes he can be a bit ‘insensitive’, but that’s only because he doesn’t get why his s/o is so insecure because they’re perfect in his eyes.

- When he finally realizes he fucked up he’ll make sure to do whatever he can to make it up to them. This usually involves a lot of pushing from friends/his team because he’s very stubborn.

- If you don’t think Guzma will use his s/o’s height to his advantage then you’re wrong. He is in love with literally sweeping his s/o off their feet and into his arms.

- Nobody better dare mess with his s/o otherwise he will raise hell. He might not seem that intimidating or powerful, but he can be if he really wants to.

- When he catches the aftermath of how his s/o is from being taunted then he won’t really go after the one who caused the trouble until his s/o has calmed down enough to give him a name. Even when given a name, of his s/o is super against it then he won’t harm the taunter.

- He knows that his goofy slang and posture makes his s/o happy so whenever their feeling down in the dumps about themselves he’ll make sure to go out of his way to look like a fool.

- Whenever Guzma’s s/o is feeling embarrassed about themselves then he’ll make a point about how they love him for all his little goofy/embarrassing factors so why wouldn’t he love them for theirs.

- He goes out of his way to talk about how that laugh they think is ugly is the most beautiful thing that he, and many other people, have seen. He’ll talk about the curves that they think shouldn’t belong, is what makes them so unique and attractive.

- Guzma knows what it’s like to be insecure, broken, bullied, and displeased; he doesn’t wish that on anyone else, even if he doesn’t show it very much. So if he finds out how insecure his s/o is or about how they’re getting picked on then he’ll do his best to help, even if it doesn’t take him a bit to realize it.

a cool idea: whenever you’re tempted to say “xyz trope is overdone and trite” simply because you see it often in white cis hetero romances, consider that not everybody else gets to have visible love stories, so the same standards can’t be applied. 

i see people on here talking about how it’s, like, damaging to write romances with a fairytale ending, or soulmate stories, or first loves that last forever, or childhood-friends-to-lovers, whatever the hell. all that cute, sometimes corny stuff. people try to frame it like it’s a terrible, bad thing, and why? because it doesn’t scratch your specific narrative itches? because it doesn’t perfectly represent your specific experiences, and you don’t think it holds water? it’s unrealistic? it gives people false expectations of ease and happiness?

if you’re not cis/het/white/abled you already know life isn’t easy and comfortable all the time, and as a matter of fact, nobody ever wants to remind you otherwise. if you’re not cis/het/white/abled, you probably don’t have many (if any) love stories in media that you can consider a fairytale. most of them end sadly. many of them are excessively edgy and nihilistic. nicholas sparks novels aren’t written about all of us. 

so like in the case of, i don’t know, soulmate AUs? you (an intellectual) might want to write 10 pages on why it’s a Bad Trope with Problematic™ Narrative Reliances, and Rote, Soulless Methods of Building Relationships, but you know what? some gay brown kid out there is reading about a world where they get to find the love of their life without any fear and pain involved. it’s escapism and wish-fulfillment, and they’re probably fully aware of it. again: nicholas sparks novels are not written about all of us. 

chances are, most people will never assume that they can walk into a flower shop and find the love of a lifetime behind the counter, neatly arranging bouquets. they’ve been reminded their whole lives that certain things for certain people don’t come easy. when you act like people will be given false expectations through cheesy stories, because life doesn’t work that way, you’re preaching to a very, very tired choir.

if somebody wants to write stories that makes the world more bearable for them, there’s nothing wrong with that. that is the opposite of damaging. leave those stories alone, lmfao. you think it’s boring? admit that you think it’s boring! move on! don’t try to frame it like it’s anti-progressive. 

Behind the Scenes of SEVENTEEN’s Boom Boom MV

Pledis: Okay you guys it is FINALLY time! We are going to release a dark concept!

Jun: Thank God

Joshua: *quietly* noo

Vernon: *high fives S.Coups*

Hoshi: Wait…Why????

Pledis: Um maybe because you have only done cute concepts since debut, and Carats are ready to see you be mysterious, dangerous, bad and show yourselves as tortured souls.

Minghao: *looks up with puppy eyes* I thought we already were tough?

Seungkwan: *pulls out nail file and begins filing nails* Yeah our manly image exudes in every performance we give!

Jeonghan: *rolls eyes*

Pledis: Whatever. Look I want you to come strong with the action and charisma. We need mega sex appeal!

Dino: Pretty sure I’m not legal

Hoshi: Pretty sure nobody cares, SO! I have a great idea for the outfits!

Woozi:*under breath* of course you do

Pledis: Tell me

Hoshi: How about we wear these really cool jackets and we ta–

Pledis: TAKE THEM OFF AND SHOW BARE SKIN! GREAT IDEA! Usually that’s something Starship would do, but it’s not like that’s helped them one bit so we can do that most definitely!

Hoshi: I was going to say that when we take them off we reveal a track suit underneath!

Joshua: *raises hand* I second this idea.

S.Coups: Wow that is sexy! And how about we have a lot of spy and espionage type things, maybe even sho–

Pledis: SHOW YOU GUYS KILLING OR BEING KILLED IN LIKE A SUPER TRAGIC WAY! THAT IS GENIUS!

S.Coups: No…I was going to say we can show a bunch of maps and kind of stand out on in a soccer field or something.

Seungkwan: And I can even have a restless sleep with a ship in a bottle behind me!

Pledis:

Vernon: Wow, This dark concept sounds awesome. Move over BAP. We’re about to be the top dogs of darkness!

Wonwoo: I want to dye my hair blonde, I want to really show the bad boy look

Mingyu: And we did get the okay to dye my hair out of this ridiculous orange color right? It’s bad enough having one video with this color I DEF don’t want two.

Pledis: DO ANY OF YOU BOYS EVEN KNOW THE MEANING OF DARK CONCEPT???? NONE OF THE THINGS YOU SUGGESTED ARE EVEN DARK!!!!

S.Coups: Oh so you want us to suggest something dark to you?

Pledis: YES!!!

S.Coups: *gestures to Jeonghan*

Jeonghan: *flicks his hair back and walks over to Pledis*

Jeonghan: *puts hand on Pledis shoulder*

Jeonghan: *leans in and whispers* If you don’t let us do whatever the CENSORED we want to CENSORED do then we’ll leave you and your CENSORED company in the dust so fast you’ll be kissing Nu’est butts with chapstick to try and hit it big again. Got it?

Pledis: Wha-wha-what??

S.Coups: *yells* DID YOU GET THE FREAKING PICTURE?!!

Pledis: *jumps* Y-yes Sir…I mean Sirs!

S.Coups: Good, now go. And don’t come back unless you have our paychecks and a–

Dino: bag of skittles!

S.Coups: *rolls eyes* Bag of skittles in your hands!

Pledis: *turns and leaves*

Joshua: So….when did we get so bold exactly?

Hoshi: when we realized our record sales were the only thing that was keeping the lights on.

Woozi: Finally.

Joshua: I’ll admit, it does feel a little good.

Jeonghan: *stands back up* I’ll be back. I want to go scream at him again and see if he’ll cry this time.

S.Coups: Have fun!

My buddy and I have never played DnD.

Our friend is very patient with us in helping make our characters, but we go for our aesthetics more than actual effectiveness.
(K is me, V is my buddy, DM is… well yknow)

DM: So given your main ideas, I’d say, Kooby, go for either a Pixie or Dragonborn.

K: …can my character wield a frying pan?

DM: what? Why?

K: yknow just in case my sword breaks or whatever.

DM: …if you want to do that, I’d say go with the fighter class and make them a pit fighter.

K: awesome.

(Some time later)

DM: how are your weight limits?

K: Well, I’m over by like, 10 pounds i think.

DM: how many weapons do you have?

K: 3. A bow, a shortsword and my frying pan.

DM: …what die do they use for damage?

K: uhh… 1d4 for shortsword, 1d8 for pan…

DM: …get rid of your sword.

V: (immediately starts laughing hysterically) I love how in this game that SOMEHOW a dragon standing upright is more proficient at smacking a guy’s head in with a frying pan than cutting dudes open with a sword.

Life is painful and messed up. It gets complicated at the worst of times, and sometimes you have no idea where to go or what to do. Lots of times people just let themselves get lost, dropping into a wide open, huge abyss. But that’s why we have to keep trying. We have to push through all that hurts us, work past all our memories that are haunting us. Sometimes the things that hurt us are the things that make us strongest. A life without experience, in my opinion, is no life at all. And that’s why I tell everyone that, even when it hurts, never stop yourself from living. ―Alysha Speer
It’s the same with people who say, ‘Whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.’ Even people who say this must realize that the exact opposite is true. What doesn’t kill you maims you, cripples you, leaves you weak, makes you whiny and full of yourself at the same time. The more pain, the more pompous you get. Whatever doesn’t kill you makes you incredibly annoying.
—  Rob Sheffield
I NEED YOUR HELP

Hello everyone. I hope you all have a great day. With everything that is going on I thought we should boost the positivity in this community so that we can avoid all the drama . So I was thinking we should do something like boss week in order to fill this tag with positivity and become again the best community out there. That’s why I need your help . We all can participate in this.We can share our stories about this community how much the members of this community helped us and generally feel free to add whatever you want and share your own ideas. I ‘m very bad at expressing myself but I just want to encourage every one of you to spread positivity and kindness. This community is everything to me and I won’t let the hate and the drama to consume it. 

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Summary: Yoongi finds out his sister is dating Jungkook.

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A/N: I have no idea why am I like this with Jungkook, like I always do this to him. Whatever, I hope you liked these somewhat cringe-y texts, i dunno what is up with me with all these stuff but anyways, feel free to request any time!

“I came here for one reason tonight, and one reason only…I came here for you, the people, who, through whatever good times or bad, have stood by me, have trusted me. You’ve very, very graciously invited me here once again tonight so I appreciate that very much. You have no idea how much I appreciate it. I was very deeply affected by the kindness of your recognition and by your well-wishes to my family and to myself which is why it’s especially meaningful to me to be here, in front of you, to say thank you, and to tell you that I truly feel that need to thank you. In all honesty, we all know that none of us, especially me, wouldn’t be standing up here if it weren’t for you tonight. So thank you, and give ‘em hell, Betty Sue!”

GOCHI WEEK 2017 – March 12-18

In light of recent discussion, some of the fans of the GoChi pairing have gathered together to hold a special week event celebrating Goku and Chi-Chi as a couple. We’ve noticed other pairings will have their own special weeks of celebration and positivity for their favorite couple, so we decided why not emulate the idea ourselves? Yes, we already have a Son Family week (encompassing GoChi Day 5/7 through 5/10) but this one time we want to do something to focus on the GoChi couple alone.

Please feel free to participate any day you can with whatever art form you can offer. Fanfiction, art, graphics, videos, etc ~ All of the prompts are up for interpretation so go ahead and create whatever you think suits the theme. I’ve included two options for each day. You can go with the first, or the second, or use both. Whatever you feel best doing. They’re pretty general so have fun with it!

PROMPTS:

1. Fairytales / Triumph

2. Secrets / Longing

3. Butterflies / Anticipation

4. Art / Inspiration

5. Game / Energetic

6. Patience / Stress

7. Future / Satisfied


GUIDELINES:

1 - Pairing must be Goku/Chi-Chi and preferably new work

2 - Not opposed to NSFW content, just make sure it is tagged or placed under a read more

3 - You can interpret the prompt in any way you want

4 - Please no ship hate on any ship

5 - Please tag your additions #gochiweek or submit to @kairi-yajuu (you can also make a post linking to something off tumblr and still tag it)

6 - Try to have your addition posted the day of the specific prompt; it’s okay to be a day late because of life obligations but do make an effort is all I ask :)

7 - Be positive and have fun! ;)


You can flood the #gochi tag and/or use #gochiweek to tag your work so that they show up. I will be tracking the #gochiweek tag and reblogging what I find. (Remember – make sure the tag is one of the first five of your tags, else it may not show up)

Spread this around to gather more people that may be interested. And above all – stay positive and have fun!

-Thanks to @cozymochi and @blauvixen for the collab on the banner - you guys rock!-

what really happened during marauders era
  • Remus: PADFOOT WHAT THE HELL
  • Remus: PRONGS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
  • Remus: I DIDN'T ASK YOUR OPINION, SHUT UP
  • Remus: I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I STILL HANG OUT WITH YOU ASSHOLES
  • Remus: WHAT.THE.FUCK
  • Remus: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS
  • Remus: OH
  • Remus: YOU DID IT
  • Remus: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU
  • Remus: WHY ON EARTH-
  • Remus: DID YOU JUST-
  • Remus: I'M SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING MURDERING YOU
  • Remus: YOU DID WHAT-
  • Remus: JAMES? SIRIUS? I DON'T KNOW THESE ASSHOLES
  • Remus: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING YOU ABSOLUTE TOSSER
  • Remus: YOU KNOW WHAT? DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT
  • Remus: I'M DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO COVER YOUR ASS THIS TIME
  • Remus: I DON'T KNOW WHY I STILL BOTHER WITH THIS SHIT
  • Remus: THIS IS THE MOST STUPID THING I'VE EVER HEARD
  • Remus: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THIS AGAIN
  • Remus: NO.FUCKING.WAY
  • Remus: NO
  • Remus: N-
  • Remus:
  • Remus: FINE!
  • Remus: I hate you guys so much.
  • James: He loves us.
  • Sirius: Definitely.
  • Peter: So adorable.
Reactions
  • "Do you realize what you just did?"
  • "Is everyone okay?"
  • "I have no idea what to say to that."
  • "Why do you have to break my heart this way?"
  • "I'm going to go down in history for this."
  • "No one is walking away from that."
  • "What did you expect?"
  • "That shouldn't have happened..."
  • "You are driving me mad."
  • "Whatever you say, Sherlock."
  • "What makes you think that is a good idea?"
  • "Did you kill them?"
  • "We need to do something."
  • "No. Just... no."
  • "I shouldn't have gotten out of bed."
  • "Are we going to walk away from all this?"
  • "Maybe we're destined to do this."
  • "Let's jump."
  • "Change is necessary. It's the only constant in the universe."
  • "I'm starting to get excited for this idea."
  • "I can't... What?"
  • "Did you have to do it?"
  • "There's no stopping this."
  • "It's coming..."
  • "I'm not going to sit here while you destroy yourself."
  • "Didn't you just say the opposite of what you said two minutes ago?"
  • "Leave me here."
  • "Why bother?"
  • "I'm not going to sit idly by and let the world burn."
  • "Can we vote on this?"
  • "That's fucked up, man."
  • "We can't do this ourselves."
  • "We have to try."
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- I love you. Why shouldn’t that be something g o o d

Revolver Awards 2016

Something Here [Lin-Manuel Miranda x Reader]

Request: Hi! Could you please write a linxreader imagine? Reader is lin’s girlfriend, but they haven’t been together for that long and she is quite a bit younger than him. He takes her to the show one night and introduces her to the cast. The cast have there worries about her being younger and that she might only be with him for the fame. (They maybe confront him about this) In the end they see that she is not with him for fame or whatever, but really loves him. I would love it if you could write this.

Word count: 1,495

Warnings: age difference, light swearing, a little bit of angst but nothing big.

A/N: I changed the request a little (as always) but the main idea remains. I hope this is what you wanted, the idea came kinda easily to me this way, so maybe that’s why I went a bit off from the request, I hope you still like it tho! <3 

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You knew. The moment his lips touched yours during rehearsal you knew, and it felt like the most cliche description ever to say that you got butterflies on stomach and a spark between you and Lin when you kissed, but that was exactly what happened.

Weeks progressed and you, the newest understudy for all three Schuyler sisters, were scared out of your goddamn mind. This was your broadway debut, and learning the four female roles on the biggest show on Broadway was no easy task on its own, being in love with the creator and main star of the show didn’t help either.

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