In 2000, I thought that one day, I’d grow up to be a wrestler known as The Breeze. I made a website with this INCREDIBLE image for the header, along with the headline “Enter The Breeze”. As in, “Enter the website, which has the title The Breeze”. I didn’t think for whatever reason that “Enter The Breeze” was more inviting to “enter” myself than anything, nor did I think that it was a little obnoxious to add not one but three D-Generation X logos to the headline.
Not to mention the Playboy bunnies, the male sign, random explosions and two horribly pixelated Hansen’s Energy drink cans. I wonder why people didn’t think I was like, the coolest kid alive…
Also, I have ZERO idea what was on that website. Probably just lists of stuff I liked and this picture of me:
Yep. Khaki cargo shorts and a shiny blue polo. What a badass. The official URL (which I still remember) was hometown.aol.com/dxbreeze.