i have no idea what the hell im doing

I got tagged!

The instructions are as follows: Fill out the questions and then tag new people to fill it out. Remember to mention who tagged you at the beginning!

Tagged by @kazoo-rietveld

1: Are you named after someone?

Not that im aware of!

2: When is the last time you cried?

A couple of weeks ago when my pet rat was very very sick (shes ok now tho!)

3: Do you like your handwriting?

Nooooo not really xD Its very messy. My dad once said “For as good as you can draw you’d think you could write a little neater”

4: What is your favorite lunch meat?

Turkey! Specially Cajun seasoned turkey, yyuuuummmm

5: Do you have kids?

Nope! But do pets count? I mean they’re kinda like my kids?

6: If you were another person, would you be friends with you?

Hell yeah! I mean come on im pretty freaking fabulous (actually I have no idea)

7: Do you use sarcasm?

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. yes

8: Do you still have your tonsils?

Yep!

9: Would you bungee jump?

Ah. No thank you. I like..the ground..not rushing towards my face.

10: What is your favorite kind of cereal?

I cant really eat cereal sadly because trying to eat it with milk really hurts my teeth ;; But I can eat it dry, in which case I like to munch on quaker oats squares.

11: Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?

Nope, I just slide them off and slide them back on xD

12: Do you think you’re a strong person?

I’d say no but people have told me otherwise and I am not sure why xD

13: What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

I like Moose tracks, but I also will just have vanilla too xD

14: What is the first thing you notice about people?

I dont. XD I have a bad habit about not making eye contact with people so I tend to just..avoid looking at most people xD;

15: Red or pink?

I like red mostly (TEAM MAGMA YES)

16: What is the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself?

I dont like my forehead I think hence why im always wearing a hat. Im sure there are other things at different times but thats the main one I can think of.

17: What color pants and shoes are you wearing now?

Blue jeans and some old grey and blue shoes.

18: What was the last thing you ate?

Breakfast which consisted of 2 sunny side up eggs, on toast that was covered in tabasco..and drinking coffee.

19: What are you listening to right now?

“Heavy”- Linkin Park (feat. Kiiara) it is very catchy!

20: If you were a crayon, what color would you be?

I…I dont know?? I would think maybe a shade of red? Or maybe Lavender?

22: Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?

I had to go check my phone xD Last person I talked to was my mother in law :3

23: Favorite sport to watch?

I’ll watch some football every now and then, but mostly just for the Saints or the superbowl

24: Hair color?

at the moment, dark brown with a hint of red, but I will be changing that ina  couple months :3c

25: Eye color?

dark brown

26: Do you wear contacts?

Nope! Probably have the best vision of everyone in my house xD

27: Favorite food to eat?

Crawfish! But thats only seasonal, so outside of that im partial to meat, pasta and almost anything in red sauce.

28: Scary movies or comedy?

comedy plz I dont do well with scary movies xD

29: Last movie you watched?

Lego Batman (IT WAS SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD)

30: What color of shirt are you wearing?

Blue with all the eeveelutions on it :3

31: Summer or Winter?

Summers are pretty brutal but I can hardly function in the cold xD

32: Hugs or kisses?

I really like a nice hug, but kisses arent bad either. But nice hugs and maybe some petting.

33: What book are you currently reading?

Im not currently reading anything xD

34: Who do you miss right now?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATOOMANYPEOPLE ;;

35: What is on your mouse pad?

nothing sadly, its just black with a wrist cushion.

36: What is the last TV program you watched?

I was watching How Its Made last nigt to fall asleep but the last series I watched?…Ridiculousness (I love those kinda shows xD)

37: What is the best sound?

Various things but one of my favorites is either the sound of leaves falling when its windy, or when youre walking on dry mud and it cracks under your shoes and its just such a good sound -v-b

38: Rolling Stones or The Beatles?

Theyre ok and Ive listened to most of the popular Beatles songs but not really..a fan?

39: What is the furthest you have ever traveled?

Hmm..I have been to Hawaii so thats something

40: Do you have a special talent?

Im sure I do xDD

41: Where were you born?

Louisiana

Time to tag people if they want to do this! @scipper54 @bakaunagi @dragonfoxstar or anyone else who wants to do this!

anonymous asked:

May I request some lovely crime/gang aus?

yes you may, dear anon!

  • “it’s not everyday you’re mistaken for the newest member of one of the most dangerous criminal gangs in all of history, i think you’re the only one who’s realised i have NO idea what im doing. please please please dont’ say anything, i dont fancy dying just yet!”
  • the classic “we’re the heads from two rival gangs with nothing but guns, our amazing tactical intelligence and a hell of a lot of sexual tension.”
  • “what was the one thing i asked you to do? keep the hostage alive. and what did you do? NOT DO THAT, THAT’S FOR SURE.”
  • “i’ve had my fair share of hostages in my times, but for fuck’s sake you are by far the sassiest and most problematic hostage i’ve ever had. i don’t CARE IF YOU’RE UNCOMFORTABLE YOU’RE MY HOSTAGE WHAT PART OF THIS DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND”
  • “im trying to form a gang but so far it only consists of one person, wanna make it two?”
  • “i knew you were too perfect, of fucking course you had to be the leader of the mafia. of ALL things, the leader of the mafia???”
  • i’ve been trying to catch the anonymous leader of the most dangerous gang in the city, ffs it’s my best friend isn’t it
  • Person A is the kindest, sweetest person Person B has ever met. Unbeknown to Person B, Person A is completely different when it comes to their job; they’re ruthless, cold-blooded and cunning. B would never suspect a thing, until A gets caught that is…
  • “you are in fact the worst burglar i have ever seen”
    “how many burglars have you seen???”
    “exactly.”
  • this job would be a lot easier if you weren’t on my team, but i really don’t have the heart to tell you that you’re rubbish at this because the look on your face when i told you you could join me was just so… i’m cruel but im not THAT cruel ok??
Klance and the Voltron Team Youtuber Au because why not???

Okay so I’ve been wanting to do this for a while and now I’m going to because why the hell not???

  • Keith and Lance share a huge house. They always have the gang over so its like they live there too basically. 
  • Lance’s username is something like BlueLance or something cute idk
  • Keith’s is just Keith Kogane. Or basically simple af. 
  • Pidge has a gaming channel. They love to go on public servers and just wreck the 28 year olds that have been doing it for years. 
  • Hunk doesn’t actually have a channel yet, but he’s always in the videos so its almost like everyone just shares their channels with him. 
  • Shiro does a lot of vlogging or a couple of good RPGs or something idek im just making this up as i go lol
  • Allura vlogs. Everyday. Everyone loves her. She has the most subscribers. 
  • Coran doesn’t have a channel either, but he’s always in the videos like Hunk. 

Back to the Klance now. 

  • Keith is that guy who does all the game theories and makes random videos like,,, who even thinks of some of the things he comes up with???
  • He vlogs a little too if he’s going on a trip or something. 
  • Lance loves to do challenges with the whole gang. He also likes those dumb DIYs that he literally has 0 use for. 
  • Lance does that bathtub full of orbiez. (Whatever they are called lol) and makes a huge mess while Keith is filming. 
  • Keith is trying to not smile because oh my god??? He looks so happy and cute sitting in a tub of little gel orbs???
  • Keith cannot stay mad at Lance. 
  • That’s a lie he gets mad when they both have no idea what to do with over 7,000 orbiez. 
  • “Lance, you should not have filled the effing tub with these little-”
  • They also do the ‘Boyfriend Best friend does my make up challenge’
  • Lance does make up on Keith. Keith does not know how it ended up like this. 
  • Lance does an amazing job because oh my god someone had to teach his sisters how make up works when mom wasn’t around. He gets into it later bc of this…
  • Lance just kinda pauses at the end because holy crap Keith looks so fricken pretty. 
  • Keith thinks he made him look like shrek or something.
  • They end up with the klance fandom soon after a year or two. 
  • Pidge ships it and always makes references. 
  • They are still not together but they might as well be. It drives the fandom nuts. 
  • It’s even worse when they collab and Lance subtly flirts with Keith and it just goes over his head and the fandom looses its shit. 

Feel free to add on these are only ideas and hehe i might just draw some of this. 

I HAVE NO IDEA WHY NOBODY HAS DONE THIS YET.

“What’s Dipper Getting Bill for Christmas?” (2.5/4)

Part 1 || Part 2 || Part 2.5 || Part 3 || Part 4

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hell ye dan u own that pink boa scarf

i’m sorry for the hasty appearance of this… i’ve been in an on & off art funk and just decided to draw up expressions n poses that purely make me laugh…n then i was like ‘dan being flamboyant makes me hella happy’ so that fell into this mess as well ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

inspired by this encounter a viewer had with d+p | more phan doodles here

Now that the Power Rangers are all millenials, it’s time… Power Rangers Memes

  • *Something mildly inconveniencing happens* AYE YI YI
  • (Instead of thanks Obama) Thanks, Zordon
  • “Billy, explain” “(fancy sounding science)” “Trini, explain” “Shit’s messed up”
  • I’ll trade my power coin for that sandwich
  • Someone burns Rita, everyone else screams and shoots their blasters at the sky
  • How am I going to backflip my way out of this one?
  • Angel Grove Youth Center and Fight Club
  • “Jason what should we do?” “I don’t know. Punch it.”
  • Dropping into a crouch and making putty noises
  • Zack screaming “Plié! Plié!” as someone runs from an explosion

Feel free to add your own wholesome Power Rangers memes

Twelve Days of Christmas. On the Twelfth Day of Christmas-

A/N: In which each day, Kagome gives Inuyasha a gift signed by his Secret Santa in hopes of bringing back his Christmas Spirit.

I got the idea from Hallmark as a prompt. Im just using the idea for the story, the only thing I kept the same from the movie is the newspaper, so don’t sue. I do not own Hallmark or Inuyasha and Co. So, enjoy! I’ll post a ficlet a day until December 25th. Enjoy everyone!

DONE! FINISHED! FINITO!

What the actual hell have I done?! The ending is pure SHIT! Oh my gawd, forgive me. Please, I beg you. 

However, it is done and I have changed it enough. I had multiple endings and I couldn’t decide so I added an epilogue that was probably a mistake. So, I. AM. SORRY. MY. LOVES.

@keichanz @inunanna @mmhinman @ryupioupiou @adorableears7 @dreamer-of-the-wandering-suns @stoatsandweasels @grapefruitwannabe @akiza-hades-rose @astarisms @kagomeforever @inukag-4ever

Day Twelve December 23, 2016:

—IK—

Kagome finished typing up the last article for the Shikon Gazette. Sighing, she pressed print and shut down her desktop for the last time. Kagome looked at her desk, littered with pictures from the past ten days she spent with Inuyasha and the last few with Rin as well. When the memory of the fight resurfaced, Kagome willed the tears away, gathered all the photos of the two of them and put them in a purple folder. She placed the folder in her bag, stood up and made her way to Miroku’s office.

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Niall Horan; professional third wheel- a masterpost

This is a masterpost dedicated to Niall being both a professional third wheel and an intense larry shipper (most of the time both).
None of the images used are mine please dont kill me for using them

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  • samuel seabury: LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS TODAY WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT THE FUCKING CONTINENTAL CONGRESS. NOW I KNOW YOU ALL THINK IT'S A GREAT FUCKING IDEA TO BE LED BY A BUNCH OF RABBLE SCREAMING ABOUT ~~~REVOLUTION BUT GUESS WHAT DICKWADS. WE HAVE A FUCKING KING AND HE'S FUCKING RAD AS HELL. CHAOS AND FUCKING BLOODSHED AREN'T AN ANSWER OKAY? IF YOU CAN WRAP YOUR BRAINS AROUND THAT MAYBE THE KING WILL SHOW YOU SOME FUCKING MERCY.
  • hamilton: WOW OKAY i KNOW you're just doing this to be a troll but I can't read this with a straight face how can you seriously think this??? First of all,
  • burr: #lmao some people on this site need to chill
  • lafayette: *discourse chef image*
  • laurens: im the chaos and bloodshed
  • hercules mulligan: im the screaming rabble

wheyy! its time for an intro here we go 

hello, my name is sinéad, i use she/ her pronouns, im a small baby child of the age of 16, and im from ireland, which means that im in gmt timezone hell. 

ive been in a small number of very small dr oc games before, none of them large enough to be known significantly, and all of them have died before endgame. so this is my first big game! my apologies if i have no idea what im doing or if i ask obvious questions, im figuring stuff out as i go. 

i also dont need anything tagged, except for nsfw (mainly sexual) stuff, due to the fact im a minor. otherwise im good to go my dudes. 

im playing this sesh gremlin, and her name is milk

she will put her feet up on your clean coffee table and eat all of your biscuits and leave without a thank you. a menace to this society, i think we can agree

yea thats all i can think of right now, thanks for reading !!

anonymous asked:

ok but can we talk about the able bodied people who make disabled people's struggles about them?? like bitch you ain't the one with this shit shut the hell up

mmmmm this dumb shit, i get it all the time.

“do you have any idea how this is affecting me???? youre not the only one suffering!” like what the fuck,

i get that other people have issues amd that they can feel upset and bad for what i go through but my pain is something i feel alone, it isnt about my abled parents or friends or partners, its about me and my struggle as a disabled person facing something no abled person, no matter how hard they try, can understand.

“im just so tired of watching you go through this, it hurts me” like yeah, imagine how i feel buddy.

thecolorofafandom  asked:

omg ur a dm?? I'm actually gonna oversee my first game this weekend! I'm so excited!

yeah ! ive only had two sessions so far though, so i dont really have any idea what im doing but since i became obsessed with taz i just had to. its been super fun so far even though its stressing me the hell out to actually work on it lmao

please tell me how your game goes ! i think its so cool to hear about peoples sessions and everything im just gay for dnd i general

anonymous asked:

I really do like the idea of your blog. It is nice that people have a place to talk about DK if they so choose, although much of it is downright silly. You said you would be open to constructive criticism so...What is with all the condescending, passive aggressive, and sometimes outright mean as hell responses to Anons? The other mods also get hate but somehow manage to keep things pleasant for the most part. I'm sure this isn't easy but good lord you can be mean.

Im not perfect anon i have admitted there have been times i should have just ignored. But let me correct you there is only one mod that ignores all the ugly. I give her praise every chance i get. There have been times recently that i have called people out. I have figured out the identities of some of the trolls and it would shock you. These are the only people I will call out. And no i will not name them because unlike them i have class. I apologize to the people of this blog for the ugly they bring. I will make a serious attempt to ignore it all. This seems like a good place to have a pallet cleanser and finish this night in a happy place.