i have no idea what the hell im doing

mastermind-souda  asked:

hey... i got an idea for your drawing thing.. what about harrison/preston/nerris and neil/max/nikki clothesswap? you dont have to do ALL of them, but the idea seems kinda cute! 🍬💝🍬

HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL YEA H YELL HE A H

💝 💝 💝 💝 💝 💝 💝 💝

“lost in danville,” aka the phineas and ferb episode where peter the panda gets a nemesis, was only created because damon lindelof, one of the writers for LOST, went to dwampy and was like “okay im a huge fan of the show but i gotta know, who’s peter the panda’s nemesis when he isn’t fighting doof?” and dwampy like “we have no idea” and so lindelof just “okay so can i WRITE an episode about peter’s nemesis” and they went “yeah okay!” so basically what i’m saying is that one of the writers for LOST basically approached dwampy like “do you like my oc/peter the panda fanfic” and dwampy went “hell yeah we do” and then they put it on the air, on national television, for anyone on earth to see,

anonymous asked:

May I request some lovely crime/gang aus?

yes you may, dear anon!

  • “it’s not everyday you’re mistaken for the newest member of one of the most dangerous criminal gangs in all of history, i think you’re the only one who’s realised i have NO idea what im doing. please please please dont’ say anything, i dont fancy dying just yet!”
  • the classic “we’re the heads from two rival gangs with nothing but guns, our amazing tactical intelligence and a hell of a lot of sexual tension.”
  • “what was the one thing i asked you to do? keep the hostage alive. and what did you do? NOT DO THAT, THAT’S FOR SURE.”
  • “i’ve had my fair share of hostages in my times, but for fuck’s sake you are by far the sassiest and most problematic hostage i’ve ever had. i don’t CARE IF YOU’RE UNCOMFORTABLE YOU’RE MY HOSTAGE WHAT PART OF THIS DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND”
  • “im trying to form a gang but so far it only consists of one person, wanna make it two?”
  • “i knew you were too perfect, of fucking course you had to be the leader of the mafia. of ALL things, the leader of the mafia???”
  • i’ve been trying to catch the anonymous leader of the most dangerous gang in the city, ffs it’s my best friend isn’t it
  • Person A is the kindest, sweetest person Person B has ever met. Unbeknown to Person B, Person A is completely different when it comes to their job; they’re ruthless, cold-blooded and cunning. B would never suspect a thing, until A gets caught that is…
  • “you are in fact the worst burglar i have ever seen”
    “how many burglars have you seen???”
    “exactly.”
  • this job would be a lot easier if you weren’t on my team, but i really don’t have the heart to tell you that you’re rubbish at this because the look on your face when i told you you could join me was just so… i’m cruel but im not THAT cruel ok??

Now that the Power Rangers are all millenials, it’s time… Power Rangers Memes

  • *Something mildly inconveniencing happens* AYE YI YI
  • (Instead of thanks Obama) Thanks, Zordon
  • “Billy, explain” “(fancy sounding science)” “Trini, explain” “Shit’s messed up”
  • I’ll trade my power coin for that sandwich
  • Someone burns Rita, everyone else screams and shoots their blasters at the sky
  • How am I going to backflip my way out of this one?
  • Angel Grove Youth Center and Fight Club
  • “Jason what should we do?” “I don’t know. Punch it.”
  • Dropping into a crouch and making putty noises
  • Zack screaming “Plié! Plié!” as someone runs from an explosion

Feel free to add your own wholesome Power Rangers memes

honestly i could talk about Gorgeous for the rest of eternity like i have no idea what im gonna do when the whole album is released im gonna need taylor swift to send me an email telling me to shut the hell up at that point

4

WRONG!!!!!!!

Bitter Sweet Punches

Two Combined Requests: “ hello! i love your writting and could u write something ab archie cheating w veronica,reader gets really upset and distance herself from the whole group bc she can’t stand seeing V and archie. archie is in trouble and the only one who helps him is the reader even tho he hurted her, he realizes the girl he truly loves is the reader so he tells her but she just tells him he deserves V in a cold sarcastic tone lol “ and “ basically a imagine where archie cheats on reader with veronica so jughead(her bestfriend) conforts her and confronts archie”

Pairings: Archiexreader ((hah lol not for long)) Jugheadxreader, Archiexvernoica mentioned

Warnings:oh the infidelity, swearing, angst, fighting, long fic thats dialogue heavy

A/N: Some of you will love this, others will hate it. Archie is a terrible person in this fic so my apologies…also vernoica isnt exactly a lovely person. Im going to try and write a bunch of requests between today and tomorrow so please be patient.

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2016

“WAIT YN! HEAR ME OUT!”

“NO!” You turned on your heels and let Archie crash into you before you pushed him back into the chest.

“Just no Archie. No.” You took off running, tears streaming down your face. Never did you think you’d walk in on your boyfriend…exboyfriend and your best friend…ex best friend. You couldn’t believe Archie and Ronnie could do this to you.

And that was essentially it. You drifted out of the group completely after that. The sight of Ronnie and Archie together burned at the start and fading out of the group was the only way to make it hurt less. Nobody besides the 3 of ye knew why you stopped hanging out with the core group.

As far as they knew you and Archie broke up badly and then he started dating Veronica, not that he started dating Veronica and then ye broke up badly. You were tired of fighting and just let everyone just accepted you gaining distance…well almost everybody.

Jughead Jones, conscientious objector and best friend had stayed by your side almost completely but even that relationship wasn’t the same. His constant berating of your past relationship with Archie was neither pleasant or helpful, and you reminded him of this often.

2017

“Hey loner” Jughead threw himself against the lockers adjacent to yours.

“Oh hey loser” you closed the locker and headed side by side towards the door.

“So can I tempt you into accompanying me to Satan’s disco?”

“Cheryl’s party? Nah I’d rather pull my eyes out”

“Oh that sounds like fun can I come” he grinned.

“You should still go though with the gang”

“It’s not going to be the same”

“It’ll still be fun”

“Why did you and Archie have to break uuuuuppp” he whined “if ye had stayed together then we could have all gone and we could have just stood in the corner and just let Archie work the room like usual” you rolled your eyes.

“Give it a rest Jug”

“But it’s tru…”

“I said give it a rest!” I snapped interrupting him. He raised his hands up in surrender granting another roll of your eyes.

“Are you ever going to tell your BEST and CLOSEST friend what actually happened between you two?”

“Nah Kevin doesn’t need to know” he shoved across the car park, both laughing.

He had a point though. You should have probably told him after it happened and you came running to his trailer, he didn’t ask questions at first, just held you there.

“Have fun tonight” you winked before hoping into your car and driving off.

~

Sms: TarantinoStan Xx: OH FUCK YN!!! SHIT HAS HIT THE FAN AT CHERYLS AND ITS SO ENTERTAINING!!!- 11.45pm

Sms:YNNxX: What’s happened?! -11.46pm

Sms: TarantinoStan Xx: Archie caught Veronica with Reggie and things have rightly gone to shit, Kevin and I are just eating popcorn, I’m just going.to head home-11.49pm

You reread the message and as if on cue a rapid knocking came to the door. If your parents were home they would have lost their minds to find the redhead on your doorstep.

“Uhhhh" is all you could muster as the rain soaked boy stood in front of you like he had seen a ghost.

He reluctantly let himself in, slipping past you while your eyes were stuck to where he stood.

“Whaaatt are you doing here Archie” you followed him into the kitchen where he was pacing frantically.

“YN! IM REALLY SORRY FOR WHAT HAPPENED WITH US AND I NOW UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH IVE HURT YOU!” he span around and caught you by your shoulders.

“It’s only now you’re understanding you hurt me?” You couldn’t believe what he was saying.

“Yeah…” Archie kissed you then. He was familiar and for a second you enjoyed it but then that second ended.

“Archie what the hell is wrong with you?!” You pushed him back roughly.

“C'mon ynn I love you!”

“No! No you don’t! You have no idea what that word means!”

“But I do because I realised I love you when I saw Veronica and Reggie!”

“It shouldn’t have taken that! You don’t love me and I don’t love you!” His face twisted with your comment, he wasn’t used to rejection.

“WELL NOBODY ELSE LOVES YOU!” You gasped to this and regret painted Archie’s face for a moment but then it changed again.

“You and Veronica deserve each other” your tone was the coldest it’s ever been, sarcasm dripping from every letter.

“At least I can say I deserve someone” he bit back.

“GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!” You pushed him back out the door slamming the door in his face. You pressed your back against the door and slid down it to the ground crying.

*Sms:Ynn: so yn do you wanna tell me why Archie came storming home swearing you out of it orrrrr -1:07am

*Sms: TarantinoStan Xx: No I don’t want to talk about it -1.10am

*Sms:Ynn: okay I’m on the way over. 1.11am

*Sms: TarantinoStan Xx: no juggy no.

But you knew there was no point and he was already cycling through the rain to your house. He was always the same.

As predicted 15minutes later he came swinging in your bedroom window.

“Yn what the hell happe…were you crying?” he immediately closed the distance between you two and hugged you tightly as you cried into his already rain soaked hoodie. He rocked you gently from side to side until you stopped crying but still held you close to him.

“Ynn can you just please give me some kind of inclination as to what happened, please” he barely whispered it but it was enough.

You took his hand in yours and sat down together on the bed where you told him everything and by the end there was total silence from both parties.

“Okay so…right okay…mmmm”  Jughead was trying to comprehend the new version he saw of his ginger best friend.

“Okay, I’ll be right back” he stood up and moved for the window but you kept hold of his hand bringing him back to you.

“Where are you going?!”

“I have to kill Archie” you smiled but realised his tone wasn’t that of a joking one.

“Jughead you can’t kill archie” you chuckled, brushing your cheeks with the edge of your sleeve.

“I can and i will, I can’t believe what he did to you…what he said to you….no one is good enough for you, no one deserves you” his sad eyes stayed fixed to the carpet.

“You…you are more than good enough for me” jugheads voice was shaky and his sudden movement caught you off guard as he dropped your hand and caught your face, bringing you into a kiss. You kissed him back smilingly until you broke apart grinning.

“Umm sorry I just..sorry” Jugheads voice was the smallest you had ever heard it.

“Please don’t be sorry” he enclosed his hand around yours again before you met in a kiss again.

“I want to be with you more than anything Juggy, Ive known for so long”

“Thats all i ever wanted to hear”

“Oh god we’re so cheesy” you nudged and he laughed.

“Now if you’ll excuse me” jughead moved from you as fast as possible and ran down the stairs with you close behind him screaming “JUG! STAY AWAY FROM ARCHIE” but he was beyond the point of reason.

~

Archie idled in the kitchen, making a snack and reevaluating his life choices. His absentminded thoughts were interrupted as Jughead came shooting in the back door, jostling him back against the fridge.

“JESUS CHRIST JUGHEAD WHAT THE HELL?!” Jughead pressed Archie against the fridge with his forearm, the other arm basically at his throat

“Why did you say what you said to my yn”

“I don’t know what youre talking about!” jughead pushed against Archie again and he let out a pained groan.

“Fuck Jughead, have you ever considered Football” he attempted a smile

“I’m not in the fucking mood Archie. Why.did.you.say.what.you.said.to.my.ynn?”

“Why does it matter to you?” Archie choked out, the pressure being applied on his throat was getting too much.

You came bursting in the door, heaving from the run but still finding the breath to gasp at the sight before you.

“JUGHEAD STOP!” Jugheads eyes flashed to you and he instantly released the pressure on Archies throat, turning his back to him.

“Wait you called her “my ynn”…are you two…are you two a thing or something” archie rubbed his reddened throat while gesturing between the two of you with a finger.

“Why do you care” jughead bit, mimicking Archies earlier question, still not facing him.

“Really jughead? You’re going to date my waste of space ex” you bit your lip and fixed your eyes to the ground, begging yourself not to cry again.

Jughead turned in one swift motion sending his fist to meet the side of of Archie’s jaw with force, sending him to the floor.

“Oh my god jughead…” you blinked hard to try and see what was in front of as jughead stood over archie who was holding his jaw.

“Come on Yn lets go.” Jugheads voice was bitter as he walked away, taking your hand.

The two of you strolled back to your home hand in hand, total silence as if nothing ever happened.

~

You woke up tangled in Jughead with the Sunday sun warming you both.

“Morning Mike Tyson” you rubbed your fingers over the little marks on jugheads left hand, kissing his cheek.

“Now theres a good way to wake up in the morning” he kissed the top of your head and you both cuddled closer into each other.

“I think we should talk to Archie today…”

“Really ynn?”
“yeah…Jughead I love you and I want to put all this behind us so we can move on”
“You love me?” you blushed not realising you had let slip.

“I love you too…I love you so much and I want to move on too” you kissed again, neither of you making a move.

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Much Love

here’s a long list of random prompts

-”hey dude? can you do me a favor and show me where i asked”
-”….spiders. of course it’s spiders.”
-”how the hell do you find anything in this place?”
-”what the hell is in your pants?”
-”you want me to go get what now
-”there’s no way in hell im working with HIM”
-”so you’re telling me, that out of all of our options right now, that is the plan you wanna go with?”
-”im sorry, what was it you said about vehicular manslaughter?”
-”it’s not stealing if he deserves it”
-”im sorry do you wanna repeat that
-”im not drinking that”
-”for the hundredth time, no
-”now is NOT the time for a selfie!”
-”that’s sick. how could anyone do that” “(just did That)….”
-”is planetary genocide really the answer here?”
-”yeah, about that…”
-”im sorry, but that’s pretty fucking cool”
-”that was the weirdest, scariest, most awesome experience of my life”
-”do i have to?”
-”i’ll wear whatever i want, thank you.”
-”dude are you okay? you look like you’ve got the plague”
-”this is fine, right? it’s probably fine”
-”how was I supposed to know that?!”
-”I didn’t know that was flammable..”
-”you’re kidding, right?”
-”we started at the bottom and somehow we’ve managed to sink even lower”
-”who the hell are you
-”this is a bad idea. this is absolutely a bad idea”
-”guys, maybe we shouldn’t go to this incredibly dangerous place- and you’re already gone.”
-”you can’t expect me to forgive you”
-”maybe i can’t hide, but i can sure as hell run”
-”you can’t just waltz back into my life like nothing happened!”
-”get out
-”is that blood?”
-”do i even want to know what happened?”
-”how the hell did you think that was a good idea?”
-”shut up, Satan”
-”i got my masters for this…”
-”im not supposed to be here
-”you can torture me all you want, i’ll never talk”
-”you’ll have to get through me first”
-”it’s my job to die for you. stop interfering with my work”
-”yes, im his guardian, unfortunately” 
-”well, you see, what had happened was-”
-”what the hell is that noise
-”you’ll never take me alive”
-”that’s the dumbest shit ive ever heard. let’s do it.”
-”i can’t believe you did that”
-”it’s a long story that involves a lot of blood, a couple squirrels, and one hell of a headache”
-”its dangerous” “but it’s so cute
-”have i ever told you how much I hate your guts?”
-”you ruined me.”
-”you’ll pay for that”
-”you can take everything, my possessions, my life, but please, dont take her
-”i’ll come back for you, i promise”
-”hate is such a strong word, i prefer extreme dislike
-”stop pretending to be a hero”
-”I may be a villain, but even i have standards”
-”forget the goddamn mission!
-”Im not doing this for you, im doing it for me.”
-”stay out of this
-”the devil is an asshole”
-”you got a problem with that?”
-”if you hurt them, so help me-
-”what is your damage
-”first of all, ow
-”…i forgot what i came here for”
-”are you sure it’s safe?”
-”thanks, i have anxiety”
-”sorry, but im not on the menu tonight”
-”you threatened who
-”if i wasnt incredibly happy to see you i’d kick your ass”
-”you owe me for that”
-”fuck off ghost!”
-”what kind of horror movie shit is this?”
-”oh, paranormal activity. my favorite
-”we were so goddamn close!”
-”permission to speak freely? that’s fucking stupid.”
-”how come everytime I turn around, you’re blowing something up?”
-”where did you get that
-”don’t look at that!”
-”who gave you permission to be here?”
-”hypothetically speaking-”
-”shut up you fucking nerd”
-”okay- who invited the bear?”
-”you won’t be laughing soon”
-”jeez, talk about a weird hobby”
-”dont you find that just a little suspicious?”
-”you won’t have to worry anymore”
-”i’ll take care of it, once and for all”
-”is there anything you wouldn’t do for money?”
-”fuck your eyebrows”
-”you’ve been playing this game for how long
-”could’ve went a bit smoother, but it still worked”
-”hey, we’re alive right?”
-”you didn’t bring me along for just my good looks”
-”how are you so confident about everything?”
-”oh yeah? if like to see you do better”
-”that’s not how this works! that’s not how any of this works!”
-”why are there so many dogs” “why not”
-”first of all, you ignored my dog in a bee costume, so fuck you. second of all-”
-”are you flirting with me?”
-”why do i find that hard to believe?”
-”why must i suffer”
-”SORRY I COULDN’T HEAR YOU OVER HOW HARD I KICKED YOUR ASS”

jungkookie doesn’t hover...

following all the thirst posts, i thought it was about time i made a jeonlous/hoverer!jungkook post; 

that’s NOT jungkook hovering over seokjin and jimin. no. 

care to guess whose hand that is behind jimin?

is anyone surprised that it’s jungkook? probably not. but can i pls also gush about jaebum and jimin together in one photo, interacting…sdkfsfk

look at jungkook staring at yoongi lifting up jimin all happily. just like namjoon and seokjin, look at him cheer them on. he looks super pleased. that frozen smile he gets on his face cracks me up every time.

(x) listen, the camera noona was gushing over jimin’s abs after that legendary MAMA performance. i feel you girl. jungkookie is NOT jealous. hell no. 

why is he always around whenever jimin and hoseok flirt? i have no idea but his expressions are the best, honestly. 

do i need to remind everyone of this glorious moment? 

ok, so he’s stopping our hobi, i WONDER what he’s gonna do next? 

jimin: *aegyo* “give me~” 

jungkook: *cant resist* *feeds jimin himself*

(x) look at this smug BABY BUN. im in tears. 

jimin and hoseok exercising, care to guess who’s watching them through the mirror in front of them? 

jungkook: not amused. 

aww…namjoon and jimin walking together, isn’t that sweet?

jungkook: no.

(x) look at this guy, he literally wedged himself between namjoon and jimin. calm down, bro. 

aww, joonie finds jiminie adorable…

jungkook: no.

i wanna share something with yall

odin is currently on a mission (its a secret shh dont tell). you see, in the beginning odin is trying to get maggie off the planet. he says its extremely dangerous there. but he only says this to maggie. why not tell the authorities or, at least, the principle? because he only is interested in maggie

whats so special about maggie, tho?! yeah, she has cool green hair and all but shes just some 15 yr old girl that isnt remotely special. what exactly makes her so valuable to odins mission? two words: tree girl

so now we know that maggie is a host and odin wants her to come to her planet. he only cares about maggie at this point, so a little mouse named ava wont cause him to raise an eyebrow. if it doesnt benefit his mission he doesnt care

but whoa! ava now made a pact! she has red hair and red skin and a super cool thing on her chest! shes a host now! 

so now that ava is a host, odin starts to care for ava, even asking her to go with him to his planet

awwhhh, thats so cute, odin cares for ava! right? not so much

odin is on a mission that was assigned to him (most likely) by his family. when meeting crow and raven again, hes been told his mission has been terminated and he needs to come back home. odin immediately protests, saying he can do this mission on his own and hell make the family proud. he also says he’s “bringing back twice what he was sent out for”

hm, what could he possibly mean?? gee, i have no idea. could it be about ava and maggie being hosts?? spoiler: yes it is

Klance “Babe” Headcanon

A/N:  Okay so somewhere on the internet I saw this headcanon and decided that I needed to write it.  Warning that I don’t write very often and that the grammar is probably terrible, but tell me what you think!


“Begin training level three.”  I say, even though I was exhausted from forming Voltron so many times earlier that day.

“End training sequence.”  Lance shouts suddenly, swaggering his way up to me.

“Hey! What the fuck, man?!”

“Don’t be stupid and wear yourself out.  We have ‘bonding exercises’ or whatever tomorrow too, mullet.  C’mon babe, let’s go eat.”  

“Fine.”  I say, relenting easier than normal due to my tired state.  Wait a second…

“What did you just call me?!”

“Uh, mullet?” He responds innocently, casting a confused look in my direction.

“No, after that.”

“I have no idea what you’re talking about.  You must be really out of it,”  He says, laughing, “Let’s just go get dinner already.”

What the actual fuck Lance?!  Did I really dream that up? I couldn’t have, I mean, yeah, his face is aesthetically pleasing, but it’s not like I like like him or anything. This better not be one of his stupid pranks again.  

Part of me was hoping that somehow dinner would be something other than that alien goop, but as always, my dreams were hopelessly crushed.  

“Paladins, I have an announcement,”  Allura states in her ‘mesmerizing accent’ as Lance puts it, “I know you are all tired from working hard today, so I thought it would be nice if we could all have some fun together.”

“Is this your way of trying to trick us into more ‘bonding exercises’?”  Lance says, giving her a skeptical look (which was more attractive than I care to admit).  Needless to say, Allura ignores Lance and continues with was she was saying.

“I thought it would be fun for you all to teach Coran and I some of your earth games, so you can feel more at home.”

“Thank you princess, the thought is very much appreciated,”  Shiro says in his very eloquent distinctly Shiro-y way of talking, “however, I’m not sure we have time to relax since Zarkon could attack any time now.”

“You worry too much,” Lance says rolling his eyes, “Hey babe, could you pass the weird alien seasoning whatever?”

The entire crew just looks at him, confused.  “Helloooo? Keeeiiith? Anybody home?  Salt?”

Everyone burst out laughing (Pidge was actually wiping tears from their eyes), I could feel my face burning as I practically chucked the seasoning at Lance.

“Hunk, you sooooo owe me 20 bucks when we get back home.”  Pidge choked out between fits of laughter.

“What’s so funny?” Lance asked, looking genuinely confused.  Everyone just laughed harder.  I got up and left, infuriated but weirdly pleased.

Pigde caught up with me later and asked, “So you and Lance are a thing now, huh?” Giving me that sly-ass Pidge face they always do when they find out one of your dirty secrets.

“WHAT?! NO?! IHATEHIMHEHATESMETHEFEELINGISMUTUAL!”

“Then what’s with the whole ‘babe’ thing then, huh?”  Casting me a look that no fourteen year old child should be allowed to make.

“Tch, to be honest, I have no idea why he’s doing that either.”  Pidge just rolls their eyes in response.

“God, both of you are too dense for me to handle.”  Then they roll their eyes and walk away.

I just stand there, confused to all hell about what just happened.

Time to celebrate surviving three weeks of hiatus with a new prompt! After coffee shops, space and royals, we can’t wait to see what you come up with for:

SINGLE PARENTS

We’re sure you’re all familiar with this one, and there’s certainly a lot of possibilities to explore! There’s no rules on setting, so you could do a real world AU, or explore the possibilities within the canon. Or do something more exotic! The choice is up to you - as long as someone’s a single parent, it all fits, so go wild!

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We accept all types of fanworks that you could dream of, but please remember that all content should be created originally by you. This challenge has been incredible, and we can’t wait to see you rise to this week’s challenge. As always, if you’re in need of inspiration, you can check under the cut for prompts and ideas. If you have questions, ask them here, and remember fanfics posted on AO3 can be added to this collection if you wish! Happy creating!

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anonymous asked:

So I'm like. deathly allergic to strawberries. But I always eat strawberries anyways. And whenever someone is like 'dude what the hell r you doing' I just kinda,,,, continue eating my Death Fruit like it's nothing. How would my boys soldier, genji, and reinhardt feel abt their s/o doing that

im laughing rlly hard rn… im allergic to cats but youd have to physically restrain me from petting a kitty if i saw one - Mod Genji

Solider 76

  • w…..what?
  • he has no idea what he just walked in on
  • “why… are you…”
  • “tastes good.”
  • he just mutely nods and sits down 
  • when you start reacting he just sighs deeply and calls mercy
  • “he was just eating it. it wasn’t an accident. just straight up eating it. *sigh* im too old for this shit”
  • Grabs the strawberry out of your hand and chucks it next time he sees this happen. no words. just silent disappointment. 

Genji

  • snatches it out of your hand before you even know he’s there
  • “how much did you eat? are you feeling dizzy? i can call angela-” 
  • doesn’t shut up until mercy had done a full once over of you and made sure you’re completely fine
  • once he stops panicking he just…. stares at you
  • “you knew that was a strawberry, right?” 
  • “yeah.”
  • “o…. kay?” 
  • watches you very closely from now on when theres strawberries around

Reinhardt

  • Is really happy. He assumes that you’ve been cured or something
  • “Aha! Mausebär! You are eating strawberries! Angela said she could not fix allergies but I never gave up on her, it’s good to see she didn’t either!” 
  • “I’m still allergic” 
  • Freezes for a full minute before picking you up and carrying you to the medbay
  • He is really concerned and it’s almost enough to make you feel guilty for worrying him
  • “Promise me you will avoid strawberries in the future?” 
  • “No way. They taste good.” almost
  • Ends up taking a day ridding the base of any and all strawberries (the healers help so that you never end up in the med bay again)

i’m either “i will post whatever the hell i want” or “if i post this i will be shunned by everyone and have to move to another planet” and there is no in-between