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The Secret History: Oscar Wilde edition

Richard : “I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.”

Henry : “You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.”

Charles : “We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.”

Camilla : “After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.”

Francis : “I don’t want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.”

Bunny : “A good friend will always stab you in the front.”

Julian : “I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.”

anonymous asked:

While raiding a rogue Chitauri base, Peter Quill and his crew did not expect to find Loki among their stolen goods. Or that Gamora would recognize him.

[I have never written Gamora POV or really much of Gamora before or any of the other Guardians, just…noting that, you know, for no reason.]

Gamora had a bad feeling about the job from the beginning.

They’d been hired to deal with a nest of Chitauri that had started raiding Centaurian space. Not a large nest, they were informed. Small. Easy job for the famous (infamous?) Guardians of the Galaxy.

Some days Gamora really wished they could change that name.

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