i have no idea what i was trying to make here

straight best friend

from one friend to another, to let him know that you’ll be by his side no matter what may come, that you love him, and always have - not in a romantic way, of course, not that you’re opposed to the idea, but you’re not gay and he’s got a thing for your other best friend anyway, and that’s entirely besides the point you’re trying to make with this mixtape you threw in his mailbox at 4am in your drunken stupor

listen to it here (yt) or here (pm)! // lyrics under the cut

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anonymous asked:

What are some other lis au's you have?

I have the

Halfling au - where Max and Chloe are both magical beings or something. Like, Max can turn into a giant doe and Chloe an equally giant wolf.

The college au - I had this idea of biker/delinquent/ college-kid Chloe meeting Maxine and falling in love. The au is basically Chloe slowly bringing out Max, the pirate-loving nerd that she is, rather than Maxine staying Maxine (if that makes sense.)

Modern Dragon Au - Where Max is a half-dragon trying to live a normal life. That is, until Chloe discovers her uniqueness and the two use Max’s powers to basically be nerds.

Breeding Notes

I really wish I knew how to say “here’s a suggestion because this pair might be hellish and i don’t want you to struggle with it, but ignore it if you’re not having trouble” without it sounding like a veiled request. Because I am honestly not picky at ALL, and always want my artists to do whatever works best for them, but I know I submit some weird pairs.

It doesn’t seem like it would be appropriate if I were to put something like “PM me for ideas if you get stuck” either. So I’m not sure what to do, because I’d love to be able to give guidance if needed but also make it apparent I’m not trying to make it like a commission or anything. 

I’d love to hear from some breeding artists on how they feel about this. Should I just not say anything and just let you guys approach me if need be? Or is there a good way to get my point across in the notes?

my favorite thing that Clark Kent does is try to figure out how a Normal Human Man would respond to getting injured

like if someone shoots at him he can say “oh he missed” and if someone tries to punch him he can kind of roll with it and barely avoid getting hit so they don’t smash their hand while going “oh ow oof what a punch ouch”

but then here comes the Joker with a comically large wooden mallet and now Clark has to figure out how Normal Human Man Clark Kent could conceivably survive this without making it obvious that he is not actually a Normal Human Man. just “oh goddammit i’ve never even seen someone get hit with one of these before, the joker’s probably seen all kinds of people get hit, he knows what this is supposed to look like but i have no goddamn idea i am so fucked”

superman may have the power of flight and super strength but clark kent has the power of improv

How Do People NOT Multiship?

Seriously I don’t get it. Just looking at Voltron for example here, you’ve got

-Klance, your hate ship, that red and blue, the gay losers who pretend to hate each other but would be very upset if something happened to the other
–Sheith, with all its history and possibilities for angst and comfort
-Kidge, your dumb conspiracy theorists who have no idea what they’re doing in a relationship but they’re trying their best
-Heith, your cinnamon roll lovers
-Kallura, your space power couple and also the way to spite people just for fun
-Shance, your sweet little angel falling for space daddy and it could be unrequited if you like to suffer and I mean Lance called Shiro his fucking hero like can you not
-Pidgance, Punk and Hance, your friends to lovers ships
-Allurance, for crush nerds and could again be unrequited if you’re masochistic
-Shidge, with their adorable and lame support that makes me cry
-Shunk, which is just an even purer cinnamon roll ship
-Shallura, for all your space parent needs
-Pallura, because lesbians are beautiful
-Hallura, the team mom ship
-Shatt, more angst opportunities and the best name

And then there’s your poly ships

-Shklance, where Shiro’s the only sane one and keeping them alive
-Klunk, Kidgance and both at the same time, the purest of friends to lovers poly ships
-Shallurance, which is perfect for Lance angst if you like people feeling like an add on and less important when really they’re just as loved
-Shalluridge, which I can’t even describe how great it is
- Shalluratt, which I don’t actually ship but I get it

Then again maybe is just me I join a fandom and I either ship everything or don’t even ship the Canon there is no in between for me.


Don’t… ask me why. I’m obsessed with people’s heights and bodytipes headcanons, and I just wanted to put down my main ones. In my head they change pretty often, but whenever I draw this is it.

Essentially this is my Main Headcanons Chart.

Relevant points to me:


-Eliza is taller than Alex, come on

-I like imagining madison more or less the same height as herc (and oak), mainly cause I’m not a sucker for height differences (like em but not pursue em if it makes sense), and I like the idea of a big guy like him trying in any way to pass unnoticed, cause sometimes I do the same

-Peggy has no fashion sense. she just likes yellow and flowers. Let her be a sunflower.

-Hercules has better fashion sense than lafayette. Laf is hot but really… doesn’t have a clear idea of what to do with his clothes. But he tries, he knows his name as a frenchman has to be honored.

-Jefferson tries to make Madison clothes match with his. Madison rarely agrees, so Jefferson has a) to get him to send him a selfie in the morning b) to get him to stay for the night and then dress up after him the next morning. 

-Laf is the tallest. Then comes Jefferson. Then Herc, Madison, John/Ange,Peggy, Eliza, Alex and Burr. 




Disclaimer: Nothing here belongs to me, and belongs to the person who created it. The only thing I own is the plot.

Also, sorry it’s short;;;; I’m writing this while I’m sick and tired and I feel like I’m dying, so I’m just gonna try and get this over with so I can take a nap or just sleep in general =^=

Also, really really sorry. It ended up shorter than I expected. Gosh I’m tired. Anyways, Imm gonna call it done, I don’t know what else to add to it. I’ll probably write something longer in the future

Dipper - Majors in creative writing - 17
Mabel - Majors in mixed media art - 17

Mason - Majors in psychology - 21
Belle - Majors in fashion designer - 21

Tyrone - Majors in sport science - 19
May - Majors in human physiology - 19

(None of the Mabel’s are in it)

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you saw my pain washed out in the rain
broken glass, saw the blood run from my veins
but you saw no fault, no cracks in my heart
and you knelt beside my hope torn apart

Annual Reminder that unless you’re a Nielsen family, what you watch on tv is not part of the ratings

I’m seeing several calls for people to turn their televisions to anything other than the inauguration on Friday which is like great and all if you’re gonna watch tv and not want to watch the crowning of grandpa piss but if you’re not home and you don’t have a Nielsen box you’re just gonna waste electricity.

Television ratings in the US work on a statistics method taking a sample of the greater population and making inferences. The sample group is composed of families with Nielsen boxes. You’ll know if you have one.

Like I’m not trying to shame anyone for the idea here but if what you’re going after is a direct insult to the booger man you may want to try a different route as this won’t be doing much of anything towards that.

  • Sombra: Looks like all Overwatch’s records are here, I just don’t have the access to delete them. I’m trying to work around that right now.
  • Reaper: Ooh, try hacking the mainframe.
  • Sombra: This isn’t a mainframe system.
  • Reaper: How ‘bout cracking it, would cracking it work?
  • Sombra: Reaper, shut up! Stop making suggestions when you have no idea what you’re talking about.
  • Reaper: Well, if you want help-
  • Sombra: I don’t want help.
  • Reaper: Maybe you should explain what’s going on, and I could make an educated suggestion.
  • Sombra: Educated? Okay, fine. This computer is a dedicated interface with a highly developed security protocol. The information we are accessing is stored on a separate database with its own dedicated hardware. That system has its own distinct layer of security. From what I can tell, the two systems verify their identities by trading randomly generated two thousand fifty six bit encryption keys. I’m trying’ to spoof one of those keys right now. So, Reaper. I’m all ears. Any suggestions?
  • Reaper: Oh yeah, I’ve seen that before. You should try uploading a virus to the mainframe.
  • Sombra: Jesus.
  • Reaper: I find viruses that feature a laughing skull tend to work the best.
  • Sombra: Shut the fuck up, and let me work!
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Top Surgery Advice

Hey everyone! I’ve been waiting to make a post with some top surgery advice and now that I’m finally feeling a little better I thought I’d take a shot. I’ve already made a post about my personal experience, so feel free to read that and maybe get an idea of what your day might be like. I also dealt with a minor complication after surgery, which I’ve posted about here. It was nothing too serious, but feel free to read it if you want to learn about a not-so-common experience. Now, on to the good stuff!

Leading up to surgery:

  • Drink plenty of fluids and try to maintain a healthy lifestyle–this will help during surgery and during recovery!
  • Make sure you have an after surgery buddy. I’m not sure I would’ve survived without @gaydogdad to hand me things I couldn’t reach (that were usually 6 inches away). 
  • If you feel anxious, call and talk to your surgeon/staff. It’s totally normal to worry and they will help you out any way they can. 

The day of surgery:

  • Wear loose clothes! Many surgeons will recommend wearing a button-up, but mine only allowed zip-up sweaters. I strongly recommend going with the sweater instead of button-up shirt! You might think that a shirt will be loose enough, but once the swelling and soreness sets in you’re going to want something loose and comfy. Basketball/workout shorts are also your best friend because pulling your pants down to pee is not a fun experience the first day or so. Also, flipflops/sandals. Comfort is the key on surgery day!
  • Your surgeon will likely give you instructions with what to bring to the facility on surgery day (prescriptions, clothes, inhalers, etc.). Be sure to review them and pack your bag the night before!
  • You are going to feel nervous/anxious/excited/scared/happy (basically every emotion ever) and that’s totally okay! This is a big day! You are also probably going to feel like you’re forgetting to do something or that you haven’t done everything your doctor said–at least, that’s how I felt the entire morning. Chances are, you’re fine. Your nerves will trick you into thinking you should be doing more, but your number one concern should be relaxing and mentally preparing yourself for the day!
  • Communicate with your doctor/staff! Don’t be shy to ask questions about what is going to happen or concerns you may have. That’s why they are there. 


  • Rest, rest, rest! ‘Nuff said. 
  • Figure out the most comfortable position/place for you. I stayed on the couch for a few days because it was really hard to sit up from laying flat on my back in bed. Sometimes I even slept sitting straight up. Just figure out what works best for you and get plenty of sleep/rest.
  • Listen to your doctor! Don’t overexert yourself just because you start feeling better. Don’t stop wearing your compression shirt because the swelling subsided. Don’t forget to take your medicine. Basically, be the ideal patient. 
  • Listen to your body! If you feel tired, sleep. If your muscles are sore, take a break from whatever  you’re doing. If you’re hungry, eat. Surgery is exhausting and it takes a lot out of you. Don’t think “well it’s been a week so I should be able to do _____” because that’s not always how it works. Everyone heals differently. 
  • That being said, I know guys who stopped taking pain pills after the first day and others (including myself) who needed them for a longer period of time. As long as you are using them the way they’re intended, don’t be ashamed that you are in pain. Take care of yourself the best way you can!
  • My doctor provided a post-op package as well with some helpful contents that I’ll list here just so you have an idea of some things you may need but didn’t think about:
    • Melatonin (sleep, sleep, sleep!)
    • Sleep mask and ear plugs (sleep, sleep, sleep during the day!)
    • Dulcolax (helps relieve constipation that most people experience from pain killers and anesthesia) 
    • Probiotic Pearls (helps your immune system and your tummy!)
    • Arnica Montana (an herb that helps with swelling and bruising)
    • Benadryl (in case you’re itchy; also helps sleep)
    • White Petroleum Jelly (for post-op massages)
    • Additional Gauze/Dressings (they gave me maternity pads and they worked wonders absorbing the fluid from my drains)

Well, that’s all I have for now! I hope this can help some folks in the future and I am always open to answering questions you may have about hormones or surgery or anything in general. 

voltron christian/youth group/ church headcanons/au

some people did these for other fandoms and i just had some ideas so here they are

Coran: 100% the wacky youth group leader. Comes up with games no one wants to play, but everyone ends up having fun anyway. Even when he’s teaching about serious subjects, he still cracks jokes and makes the kids roll their eyes and feel more at ease at the same time. Digs up all these random facts about the events and cultures of the Bible times that make them seem more real and present and fun. You can tell he really enjoys throwing caution to the wind and letting God steer the boat. Hangs out downtown on his days off trying to engage people in real conversation, hoping to mention Jesus.

Allura: The pastor’s college-age daughter, feared and admired by all the young teens. She helps in both childrens’ sunday school and the high school youth group with Coran, because what he has in charisma he lacks in organization skill. She’s always got her hands full but manages to have time and a smile for anyone. Her faith is rock solid, because she’s seen God bring people through hard times again and again, and she’s put all of her trust in His plans.

Lance: grew up in church. His entire extended family has always gone, though of course there are varying levels of actual commitment to Christ among different relatives. He believes all the ‘basics,’ but Lance is not satisfied with just ‘being saved,’ deep down he’s searching for a personal connection with God that feels genuine, more than just knowing the ‘right answers.’ Lance watches his mom set aside quiet time to study and pray every day, and sees how much she truly loves the Lord, and he really admires that, but wonders if he will ever be like her. At youth group, he’s the one won’t stop cracking jokes, but occasionally he asks a really serious and deep question that makes everyone stop and think.

Hunk: Enthusiastic about Jesus. Everything comes back to Jesus when you talk to Hunk. Homework? Jesus. Movies? Jesus. Garage sale? Jesus. It doesn’t get old, it’s actually very insightful. Hunk found faith just a few years ago during a rough spot of loneliness in school, when Lance befriended him and invited him to church. He’s been hungry for more ever since. Hunk is the first one to get excited about the weird youth group games and he’s the reason everyone else decides to give them a try. Favorite youth event of the year is Pie Night, of course.

Keith: When he dropped out of school last year, he also stopped going to church. He’d come on and off before because it was comforting and he was trying to live a ‘good life,’ but when it all fell apart he withdrew. Yet during the year he was gone, he just kept feeling like something, no, Someone, was calling him back. He’s spending a lot of time speaking with leaders and elders at the church about the really deep stuff of faith, led by the call on his heart. At first he was pretty distant at youth group, but he’s starting to really grow attached to his friends there. He’s really close to committing to Jesus, but he’s also afraid, because he knows this is not a decision he wants to take lightly.

Pidge: the quiet, introverted one at youth group, who barely talks and mostly eats cookies and watches people from the corner. Straight-up learning Greek so she can read the New Testament in its original language. (Hebrew is next, but it might be a while.) Almost never answers questions out loud, but when she does it’s insightful and detailed, leaving everyone in silence for a moment. Her belief in God and the Bible is deeply based in scientific study and historical confirmation, though when it comes to the relationship part, she knows she has a lot of growing to do. Her heart is pure and she really wants to seek God through learning about His Creation. H a t e s most youth group games.

Shiro: Doesn’t talk about his past much, but has an incredible, yet emotional testimony. Usually keeps it at “God really got me out of an impossible spot,” but occasionally lets a few more details slip when it seems helpful or relevant. Shiro’s a trusted adult in the church, though he holds no official leadership position. Has been brought in several times as a guest teacher for the youth group, and is a go-to chaperone for events. Keith’s assigned mentor, and good friend. They meet for coffee once a week and talk about life and faith. Shiro struggles with fear and doubts, but He’s seen God work miracles in the darkest situations, so no matter what he feels in the moment, he clings to the promises of Jesus until he can see the light of day again.

Us: I’m glad that neo-nazi fuck, Richard Spencer, got punched in the face. Punch nazis.

Some troll: The National Socialist German Worker’s Party hasn’t existed since 1945 so your use of the word nazi makes no sense. Checkmate. Gotcha. #kek

Us: You obviously know what we mean, and you’re just being purposefully ignorant and trying to get a rise out of us or make us look like we have no idea what we’re talking about. And if you’ll also note we use the term “neo-nazis,” just as much, if not more so and tag for both - but it doesn’t matter because YOU. KNOW. WHAT. WE. MEAN.

Someone who completely missed the point: Well ACTUALLY that obvious troll is right, you do use the word “nazi,” as opposed to “neo-nazi” sometimes. You’re coming off like an idiot, maybe you should be more specific with your words here. This is the real issue at hand.


Requested, thank you

“Here, I have lots of pairs” Rogue said as she handed over a pair of her black gloves to you. “Thanks” you sighed revealed. “Now there’s two untouchables in the school” you laughed playfully, trying to make light of the situation. “For very different reasons” she chimed in. “I’ll see you in class tomorrow” you said, before walking out of her room. In the corridor you began to make your way towards your room, while fiddling with one glove to fix it. “Hey” You looked up to see who’d spoke and saw Logan approaching. “What’s with the gloves? he asked, brows furrowed. “Oh um, Charles thought it was a good idea. Just to be safe… with powers an all” you explained. “Right” Logan nodded slowly as he realised what you mean, a light chuckle passing his lips. 

I keep seeing little mumblings and mutterings floating around regarding the possibility that Carol and Daryl are going to have some sort of fight because of Daryl’s choice to lie to her about Glenn and Abe (and everything else awful that happened when the Saviors came).

And here is a thing: there is no way in this universe she will ever be angry with him for lying to her. I mean here is her face while she’s explaining why she had no choice but to leave:

[.gif by poee-dameron]

She’s broken. Sobbing. Destroyed by even the thought of her family being hurt by the Saviors (and she knows what they’re capable of – she’s seen and experienced some of it herself).

So Daryl lies. The truth is that I doubt she even entirely believes him. He hesitates too long and she knows him much too well. But for the moment, she wants to believe because doing anything else might make her shatter.

The very idea that she’s ever going to be anything other than an exploding ball of love and gratitude when she finds out what he did and understands why (like for example the fact that it was all 100% for her, given that I’m sure he could have used some emotional comfort in this moment) is – quite honestly – a ludicrous reach by people who clearly do not watch this show very closely. 

And y’all know I don’t even make predications about this damn show like, ever.

I am embarrassed by the relatively meager looking size of the harvest, but in my defense, like half the early crop got swept into a slow cooker (and I have no idea what was in it! I think a lot of Yoeme Purple. There were words.)  and I sacrificed a load of Trail of Tears and Tarahumara Red to chili. But a couple just plain did not perform–I’m done trying to make the “ojo” types work. Whatever they want, it’s not what I’ve got here. And the Aztec Cave Beans are very pretty and don’t hold a candle to Mother Stallard in terms of production and flavor, so they’re out.

On the other hand, I just went and looked up standard yields for dry beans, and a lot of them average something like 1.5-3 lbs per 25 foot row, and even 25 plants per pound of beans. So given that I have maybe 25 feet of beans TOTAL, and that heavily intercropped with tomatoes, tomatillos, peppers and squash, the fact I managed at least three or four pounds worth is not too embarassing at all.

Next year, I’m looking at Trail of Tears, Mother Stallard, O'odham Pink, Tarahumara Red, Rattlesnake Pole and probably Yoeme Purple. We’ll give it a year or two and see how those fare…

Reaction to a Girl Trying to Get Between You and Him. . .

A/N cute request Anon. Also I got a message saying you guys would like an easier way to send in requests, so I will be changing my theme to make it easier for you all.

Kai ~

Masterlist: here


He would continue to be the gentleman that he is. However, he would find this very frustrating more on your part, because he wouldn’t want you to get the wrong idea. He would most likely pull the hoe girl aside and speak to her about how unacceptable her actions are (queue disappointed mama, Suho). He would make it clear to her that he is not the least bit interested and that she should give up and find a man who can give her what she wants. Afterward he would make sure you don’t have the wrong idea about their relationship, or lack thereof, and that the only girl he looks at, or wants, is you.

Suho: “You know you’re the only one I want right?”

Y/N: “Yes I know.”

Suho *hugs you tight*: “I love you Jagi…”

Originally posted by qrishan


He would not give a flying cow. That hoe girl could try flirting, talking, looking sexy, playing damsel in distress and he still wouldn’t give her the time of day. He has you, and that’s enough for him. If she were to still not take the very obvious hint that he couldn’t care less about her, he would call her out. He doesn’t care if it’s in front of other people and it embarrasses her more than she already embarrassed herself. He would be doing it for you because even someone like you has their limits in how disrespectful someone is towards your boyfriend and your relationship. So he would call her out and tell her to cut it out before things get worse.

Hoe Girl: “Kyungsoo, what do you say to going out sometime? I know this really nice Italian restaurant. Hmm?”

D.O.: (his response is the gif, no words needed)

(that eye roll tho, and sorry for using the same gif twice)

Originally posted by kyungsuhos


Channie would be uncomfortable. He wouldn’t like the idea and feeling of a girl that isn’t you giving him affection. He would, however, continue being a nice guy and simply try to be friends with her. However, as time continues, and the hoe girl continues to flirt with him and try to get between you two he would continue to grow more aggravated. He would eventually pull her aside to talk to her about how uncomfortable he feels and how dedicated he is to you. He would then probably realize how much he loves you and would–after talking to the hoe girl–show his affection for you by playing you a song, cuddle with you until morning or take you out to your favorite cafe and buy you your favorite beverage and sweet.

(Chanyeol getting flustered when the hoe girl wont quit her ridiculous antics)

Originally posted by scartic


Xiumin would be very mature about this. The first sign of the hoe girl acting out and Xiumin would shut that shit down right away, in a civilized and mature manner. However, at the first sign of her talking you down and trying to convince you that you are not good enough for Xiumin, he would snap and pull her aside and talk to her. It would look somewhat like a parent scolding their child for bullying at school. However if one were to hear what he was saying to her, it would harsh. If the hoe girl didn’t stop, he would become more aggressive in his attempt to stop. This would mean him calling her out in front of others in the hope that she would realize that what she is doing is embarrassing and tactless.

Xiumin: “Look, honestly, I wouldn’t care about what you were trying to do. But when you say something to Y/N, and you’re rude about it. I care. And I’m pissed. You can do whatever you want around me, but the next time you say something other than ‘Hi’ to Y/N, I’m not going to be too kind about telling you to shut up. Get it?”

Originally posted by xiu-love-min


Let’s be honest. He wouldn’t notice. You would need to handle the situation. However, if he were to notice, he would be too shy to ask her to stop, and would just work on reassuring you that he’s not interested in her and that you’re the only one he loves and has eyes for. He would treat you with more love than he usually does, and when she’s around, he would keep you by his side as a way to send her a message (kindly) that he’s already happily taken.

(ermergahd, he’s a sweetheart, lookit him! lil cinnamon roll ~~)

Originally posted by ygyixing


Lmao, for some reason I laugh when I think of Chen in a situation like this. But, anyway~ Chen would find this hilarious and outrageous. He would wonder if he really was amazing enough to get himself in this situation. It would be an enlightening moment for our little dude Chen. He would most likely just make the hoe girl feel really awkward and uncomfortable about the whole situation because he would be smirking (trying to hold back his laughter) while she attempted (and failed) to flirt with him. He would tell you about the events so he could share the laugh with you. He wouldn’t think of it as a threat, but more as an interesting occurrence each day he goes to work. However, eventually he would just feel bad for the hoe girl and tell her she should give up and move on ‘cause he can’t give her what she wants.

Chen: “Look, I’m sorry, I’ve found this entertaining, but I’m afraid I’m leading you on. And that’s not my intention. I have a girlfriend who I gladly want to stay with. So whatever kind of things you have in mind, they’re not happening, you should find someone else.”

Originally posted by etherealchen


Kai would be another cutie that keeps this whole situation civil. He’s a sweetheart, and he would be worried about you. He wouldn’t want you to get the wrong idea, or think that he’s cheating on you. He would tell you immediately, but assure you that he’s handling it. He would tell you that if there are any rumors, not to believe them, because you’re the only one. He would make sure that you know before anything gets out or the rumors start, trust and honesty being a big part of your relationship.

Kai: “No matter what you hear, know that they aren’t true. You know you’re the only one right? I love you with all my heart.”

Y/N: “I know. I love you too Kai.”

(ignore the subs)

Originally posted by astrologynkpop


Baekhyun would just be friendly with her in hopes of either her becoming a friend, or her realizing that there isn’t a chance and she’ll give up. However if she were to do anything towards you, he would become serious instantly and tell her she needs to stop. If you were to complain to him about her getting close to him, he would simply laugh it off and ask in a teasing manner if someone is jealous. However, if it seems like you’re really loosing your patience with her and even him, he would quit playing and have a serious talk with her and tell her she needs to stop because it’s making his jagi worried and sad.

Baekhyun: “Look, it’s been fun and all, but i think it’s time you find another guy to like. I’m not available and hopefully wont be anytime soon, but if you don’t leave me alone that might change, and I don’t want that. You’re making my Jagi sad, so do you think you could find another guy? I really love my Jagi and don’t want her to be sad anymore.”

Originally posted by byuntaejhope


Luhan would simply tell her repeatedly that she needs to stop. It would probably take about a week before she finally got on his nerves and he snapped at her. Meaning he pulled her aside and told her sternly that she needed to find a new hobby because whatever she is hoping for with him wasn’t going to happen. If that doesn’t work, he would blatantly ignore her, hoping she would go away on her own.

Luhan In His Mind: (What is this girls problem???)

Originally posted by 12fools


We all know this boy is gunna be sassy as shit. Give that hoe girl a flip of his hand and be on his way. He don’t got time for that shit. He’s muthafuckin’ Zitao bitches.

Originally posted by shinylightblue


Another sassy fucker. He would just be smug about the whole shit. Probably thinking about ten times a day “Of course, I’m Oh Sehun after all.” But seriously, he would be kind about it at first, but it is Oh Sehun, and we know he has his limits. If she were to continue bothering him, he would eventually tell her to stop. Even though he’s a littler fucker, he wouldn’t want to hurt you like that, and wouldn’t want to lose you because of some persistent hoe girl. Believe it or not, despite his ridiculous remarks and sassy attitude, he does love you with all his heart and soul. He’s gonna tell that bitch to get lost. Then take you out to bubble tea. And of course the next day you would be in his arms and holding his hand in front of her to settle your worries and tell the girl he’s not interested, cause he’s Oh Sehun after all (lmao i’m sorry i had to).

Originally posted by blondejongin


I can see him telling her off in front of people, that’s how little he would care. He would make sure she got the message that no, he’s not interested, and yes, she better back the fuck off. He’s got you, and with that being said, he would make sure all misunderstandings, if there are any, with you are cleared up before the end of the night. He would bring you to work the next day to flaunt you off in front of her like Sehun, just to make sure she knows, it ain’t gunna happen, and you know that he loves you and only you.

Kris In His Mind: (Is this girl foreal???)

Originally posted by i-growl-growl-growl

A/N I worked hard guys. I went back and fourth between hw and this, for about two hours. Yep. Hope you like! Keep sending in the requests. I love ‘em!

Kai ~

I’ve got a teensy bit of a problem...

I don’t really like talking about my situation here since I’m trying to keep it mostly FFXV and personal writing only, but money’s kinda tight for me right now and I’m starting to get worried about it.

I really hope this doesn’t sound like I’m asking for handouts, but I thought I might throw an idea out there since I’ve been tossing it around in my head already for the past few days with my Etsy shop. I love knitting/crocheting things for other people - would anybody be interested in buying a hat or a scarf from me? Here’s a bit of what I can do (under the cut, I didn’t want to make this post stretch a lot), and all of it is up for grabs. I make fingerless gloves as well (I don’t have any pictures of those unfortunately - the last pair I made were for a Christmas gift) and I’m pretty sure I’ve got every color under the sun to work with. My only concern is pricing - I don’t want to overcharge anybody. 

If you’re interested, go ahead and shoot me a message please. I’d appreciate it. <3
Here’s another link to my Etsy as well - the coupon code MOIRAE10 is still active if you want to use it.

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I did want Pudding to turn out to be evil but after this week’s chapter it doesn’t seem likely, as long as Oda doesn’t decide to pull something extremely weird. Like all of you, regarding Pudding’s plan I only have a vague idea that she’s going sacrifice herself for Sanji and the others. But whatever she’s up to, does she really believe everything’s going to fall into place as long as she pulls a martyr? I have the feeling that her decision is going to hurt Sanji even more.

I mean just look how broken Sanji is already. To me, his forced heart-eyes and smile of happiness even when no one is looking is much, much worse than him weeping uncontrollably after parting with Luffy… What I’m trying to say is that Sanji’s fake smile here is almost Koala-ish :( 

Pretense aside, I think Sanji genuinely likes Pudding as a person, and making her happy is the only thing he can think of to desperately drag himself out of misery. His sole purpose for life as of now is her happiness, but when he finds out that his act in front of her didn’t work and she decided to sacrifice herself for his sake? First his nakama got in danger because of him, and now his fiancee? My heart aches when I think about just how much he’d suffer when he finds out… being the kind, selfless person he is. 

Writing Prompts

Here are some 5sos prompt ideas you can send my way :)

  1. This is your idea of a date?
  2. This is not happening.
  3. I’ve never seen anyone blush that hard.
  4. I dare you.
  5. Getting shot wasn’t on the agenda.
  6. Don’t walk away from me.
  7. Well, this is all kinds of uncomfortable.
  8. Are we having fun yet?
  9. I knew kissing you was a bad idea.
  10. If you were trying to make me jealous, you succeeded.
  11. What did we just do?
  12. Is this your idea of flirting?
  13. Why is everyone staring at us?
  14. How can I fix this?
  15. Don’t you ever scare me like that again.
  16. Come back to me.
  17. Oh crap.
  18. I’m not sure if I should punch you or kiss you.
  19. You kissed me first.
  20. I’d give it all up if you asked me to.
  21. You’re staring.
  22. You just had to punch that guy, didn’t you?
  23. Is this your idea of being a hero?
  24. We’re not just friends and you fucking know it.
  25. You can’t keep pretending it didn’t happen, cause guess what? It did!
  26. Stop pretending you’re okay, cause I know you’re not.
  27. Bite me
  28. I think you’re just afraid to be happy
  29. You’re so fucking hot when you’re mad
  30. You’re mine. I don’t share
  31. Just shut up and kiss me.
  32. Make me
  33. Do you want to kiss as bad as I do right now
  34. Stop biting that fucking lip!
  35. I missed something didn’t I?
  36. You come to my room and wake me up at 4am, to cuddle?
  37. Is that my shirt?
  38. How can you still look so attractive while crying.
  39. What if I told you I’ve been in love with you since we were kids.
  40. Im too sober for this
  41. Oh god, I need a drink
  42. What? Are you… chicken?.
  43. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
  44. I don’t need you. I don’t need any of you.
  45. I am not a prize to be won.
  46. Jesus, you’re acting like you don’t even want to touch me!
  47. I don’t love you. I never have.
  48. Do not try and spin this to be my fault instead of yours.
  49. For once, stop pretending you’re okay! Just talk to me!
  50. Is that… is that my bra?

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