Rebel wizards leaking open-source spellbooks for free to spellcasters that can’t afford to join the elite magic schools
I don’t know if there’s free press in Faerûn but there are bards that will spread catchy songs about asshole nobles trampling on half-orc rights
A gnome-run toy shop that sells kits for kids to learn to build their own cool, animate clockword toys
Wood Elves that grew up in a city and have never seen a tree in their lives, but are really good and blending into urban environments
Genasi tattoo artists: because not being born with kickass skin markings shouldn’t preclude you from getting some
Races with natural darkvision having the same eyeshine as nocturnal animals
Dragonborn and Kobolds speaking in gender-neutral Common because they have trouble spotting gender cues of the non-reptillian races
A network of druids, clerics, and diviners acting as an early warning system for storms, earthquakes, and floods days or weeks in advance
With humans able to intermingle with elves, orcs, dwarves, fiends, djinn, and the occasional kinky dragon, family trees and census paperwork must be a nightmare to sort through.
(’Please check any non-human ancestry within 1-5 generations:’ “YES”)
A wizard-tailor using mage hand to take measurements, mend to fix tears, and transmutation to change fabric colors and materials
Familiars serving as support and guide animals
Mage-heavy cities utilzing conjuration and transmutation to make post-scarcity societies
A troupe of Kenku performers using their natural sound mimcry to put on high-production plays, musicals, and puppet shows
Druid-run animal shelters
First day of class, a teacher terrifies some freshman by drawing a sword -but wait he’s…putting it on a pedestal up front? Oh, that’s Professor Eversharp Darkrender, a 1,200 year old sentient blade who has personally impaled three of the historical figures that will be covered in this course.
In the recent “Welcome to the Madness” manga, Yuri references the fact that he bought his WttM outfit while he and Otabek were shopping in Barcelona together. this is a short, fluffy, comic about that time.
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Anyways I headcanon that England is a huge Tolkien fan as well so everytime he comes on Stephen’s show they also have Tolkien off that always end in a tie.
Now A while back Ryan Goslin was on the Late Show and his mom finally stumped Stephen at his own game (Here’s a link to the clip I’m talking about) and I just wanted to do a fallow up on that where England get’s crowned the biggest Tolkien nerd