i have no clue how to spell that

I’m honestly SO DONE with Tumblr people trying to prove that whatever slang is “problematic” and thus unusable because it has a troubled history

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YOU WANT TO PLAY THAT MOTHERFUCKING GAME?

Alright, well the word “okay”–which is the SINGLE MOST UNDERSTOOD WORD AROUND THE GLOBE–originated as this weird trend in Victorian times for making acronyms of intentionally mispelled words because dyslexia and learning disorders are hilarious. O.K. stands for “oll korrect.” So you’re making fun of people who can’t spell worth a shit whenever you use it. Don’t use “okay” unless you hate people with dyslexia and learning disorders!!!!!!!!!

I don’t think you realize how many words have FUCKED UP origins, but here’s a clue, it’s a fucking lot. Don’t play this game or you will wreck yourself when someone who actually knows this enters the game.

How to squash metagaming

Metagaming is an inevitable challenge to face as a DM. Your players most likely have an INT score above 10 and are aware of common tropes and dangers the D&D world has to offer. On top of that, “table talk” and players coaching other players what to do in an encounter (often while they’re not there themselves) can spoil the suspense of a scene. Here are a few tricks I’ve picked up since beginning my campaign to mitigate metagaming and keep players at the edge of the couch. 

Night Shift Notes

When players take the night off and have lookouts take turns keeping watch around the campfire, have the lookout roll Perception. Write what they see on a piece of paper. Be it good news, danger, or nothing out of the ordinary, do this every time one character is visually or audibly checking something out on their own. It beats giving everyone in the party the same visual description simply because one of the PCs rolled high on Perception. Plus, it keeps things moving if you’re managing many party-splitting players at once. 

It’s also fun to leave things ambiguous for that lookout player. Describe sounds that could be tree branches scraping against the window, that could be nothing, but it could also be something… else. This trick may have varying effects, depending on what’s going on in your story. But just like a good horror movie, the simple act of farming out mundane info to just one player can build suspense, and gives a single player a bit of the spotlight as they time-manage what they can do between what their senses can pick up and how fast they can alarm the others of what they think is happening.

Fog of War

Whenever the party explores a dungeon or dangerous area they’re unfamiliar with, try revealing fractions of your playmat at a time. I always show a 15x15 starting point, like the entrance to the dungeon, and show enough in that small space to tease the corridors the PCs can travel down, at the risk of stepping into the unknown. 

You can also draw the map as you go, beginning with a blank canvas and taking your wet erase markers along the path as they explore it. To hint at what’s around the corner, be sure to have audible clues prepped in case someone is waiting before stepping into the next fraction of the map you’ve prepared. 

WIS and CHA Saves

Sometimes a single player is experiencing a condition that removes the option of choice. Perhaps a PC has been charmed in secret, or was possessed while separated from the party. Similar to how I deal with lookout encounters, I write an “If… Then…” guideline to follow, otherwise I let them role-play as normal. 

You’re under the effects of an enchantment spell. If you see one of the royal guard, you must alert them to your presence and the presence of your friends by any means necessary. You otherwise behave completely normal. 

It’s as if you’ve taken on the hatred of someone, or something, that can’t stand the sight of the living. If you hear the sound of laughter or merriment, you must take steps to remove yourself from the area or attack the source of happiness. Whenever possible, find the local gravekeeper: you believe there’s unfinished business with him, though you’ve never seen or met him before. 

Are there special steps you take to squash metagaming at your table? Let me know by reblogging and sharing your wisdom!

Things NOT To Do When You Meet an Actual Witch
  • say, “so wait… you think magic is real?”
  • or “do you have a mental illness?”

  • *insert comment about how we’re “childish” for believing here*

  • Have you ever cursed someone?? (this puts someone in a position where they feel like they have to justify it if they did, and sometimes there are stories people just don’t want to tell

  • Say something that implies Christian superiority

  • Tell a christo-witch (Christian witch) that practicing witchcraft invalidates their identity as a Christian

  • Tell a Pagan witch that they can’t follow a pantheon because it’s “already been labeled as mythology”

  • Ask them to do magic right now, on the spot (There are days I don’t want to do magic or can’t really feel my own magic, especially if I’m out of practice/have been too busy)

  • demand they do things that are very clearly not possible. (Do you have ANY clue how powerful someone would have to be to move something? APPARENTLY NOT!)

  • explain to them in detail why you think their beliefs are invalid

  • treat them like doing witchcraft means they’re morally abhorent

Lorelai’s letter to Rory about Logan — on display at the warner brothers studio tour in Burbank California

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Dear Rory,
So, right now you are reading my sealed words of wisdom as the tormented, foolish (but persistent) cad hangs off every nuance of your reactions, his heart and mind in a dizzying flurry of questions as to how the outcome will play out… As you read this, delight in the knowledge that this love-sick pup before you does not have a clue…

Now, ordinarily, after a fool has taken my daughter’s love for granted, if I did not kill him through a slow and excruciatingly painful death, I would instruct my daughter, much like Miss Havisham did to Estella in ‘Great Expectations’, to be cold blooded and calculating, to dash his hopes, and to crush him. However, the decision is all yours to make. Love is elusive and all-encompassing; when you fall under its intoxicating spell, you have little recourse but to live out its devices. If you love this boy, maybe you want to give it another chance?

Good luck, love you,
Mom

Viktuuri Cheating
  • Viktor: Yuuri we need to have a serious talk.
  • Yuuri: Oh no here it comes...
  • Viktor: It's just that...
  • Yuuri: *tearing up* You don't love me anymore
  • Viktor: Well...I cheated...
  • Yuuri: And he wants me to leave...
  • Viktor:
  • Yuuri:
  • Yuuri: Wait you did what?!
  • Viktor: I didn't mean to! It's just I'm so competitive and I love family game night and I NEEDED To win Monopoly!
  • Yuuri: Viktor Nikiforov you selfish, two timing ass~
  • Yuuri: Wait at Monopoly?
  • Viktor: *nods terrified*
  • Yuuri: Oh...well I cheated at Clue so we're even
First kiss

A/N: So, this wonderfull picture came up on my dash, it also came with a small description on How Dean and Castiel first kiss. @thefriendlypigeon owns this picture and I hope this is ok (i really dont know how to link and all the fancy things you cool hip young people do here on tumblr, so be nice, and if this is wrong in some way, pleace just talk to me and will sort this out)
Any way, i wrote this little fic about this pic.

wordcount: 1186
Warnings:fluff, slight angst and confusion…crowley! ;)



”Well boys, too bad I forgot my jammies, now that we’re having a slumber party.” The king of hell, leaning with his hands against the back of a chair, was smirking at the situation.

”Shut up, Crowley” the brothers said with one mouth.

”If you’re not gonna help, just be a nice little demon and, you know, shut up” Dean wasn’t particularly amused by the circumstances.

”Well, I did give it my best” Crowley shrugged his shoulders as he sat down on the chair. ”It’s my mother’s doing, and I can’t fix this with my magic, she saw to that.”

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Hands off (Part 3/3)

Summary: The reader is the boys’ new hunting partner and omega. A witch with a thirst for vengeance curses her and the boys are not able to be near her without causing her pain.

Pairing: alpha!Dean x omega!reader x alpha!Sam

Warnings: touch deprivation, canon typical violence, language, nightmares, angstttt, descriptions of injury, blood, pain, death (not of a main character) basically brace yourselves guys

Words: 3000 (holy shit)

A/N: You guyss!! I did it, I finished a thing! I am so happy that you all liked it and I am honestly so overwhelmed and surprised at the reaction this got.

Masterlist

Part 1 Part 2

Originally posted by itsokaysammy


Sam stayed with you for a while longer after Dean left, he had been tense and cold since the curse, only focusing on research. And you felt horrible, every day you felt more and more alone. The dark thoughts in your head drowning out everything else.

What if this was when they realized?

The night they claimed you had been full of emotion and desperation, but now that things were calmer, now that they were forced to keep a distance, would they realize how weak you were?

How much better off they were without you?

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Can we just take a min to appreciate that the Adventure Zone is a podcast written and starring 3 straight Southern young men and their straight Southern father(not to imply all or even most southerners are homophobic bc obviously no, but im pretty sure you get the idea) and it has the best LGBT relations in something not centric on that that around? AND several nonbinary characters who are also treated with respect? And no one ever says anything or makes a big deal out of it. Just. Yeah, Carrey and Killian go to pottery nights together. Of course Taako gets a skirt as his summer outfit. No, they’re literally a bunch of clay in a suit of armor, why would they have a gender? So good. I wish everybody was like these guys.

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This is a thank-you to my followers and how sweet you have been to me and helping me along my journey

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Theories/Rants.

This really is my last post on this matter. Unless I find out some new information. I know you all are probably tired of these, but I just really need to vent. I always leave things out in my other posts, but this time I’m gonna try my best not to leave anything out. Just warning you this is going to be really long, might contain some spoilers, and is probably unorganized. The choice is yours whether you read it or not. If you disagree that’s fine, just please be respectful. If you agree, please let me know. :)


So first, I’m pretty irritated at the people who still say Jerome’s not the Joker. I mean how much more proof do some of you need? Both Cameron and Danny have already confirmed Jerome is the Joker, plus all the clues point to him. He was officially called Joker in Jerome’s rebirth promo, plus Danny was talking about Jerome at comic con and called him the Joker. Also, Jerome has way too many similarities with all the versions of Joker (especially Ledger, Leto, and Nicholson) Plus not to mention that you can spell ‘Joker’ with Jerome’s full name (Jerome Valeska). I just don’t understand how people can still say that he isn’t, even after all the hints, and even confirmations. Not to mention the Joker card was in the episode where Jerome was resurrected. So anyway, to those wondering or doubting, he is indeed Joker (thank God). Just wanted to get that out there.



(There’s a lot more, but I’m just gonna stick with these)


Anyway, my second biggest issue is how people are saying Lee can’t be Harley. I just want to point out that Gotham is an entirely different universe, and anything is possible.They stay true to the characters, but they make it their own to make it more interesting. Like for example; no one is supposed to know Joker’s real name or his past, but we know a little about Jerome’s past, such the fact that he grew up in a circus, with an absent father and a mother that abused him. Plus  we know his real name. So it is very possible for Lee to become Harley. Anyway, the two main reasons people think that she 'can’t become Harley’ is because she’s already an important character in the comics, and shes’s too old for Jerome. I understand she’s her own character in the comics, but this version of Lee doesn’t really match the comic book versions. First of all Lee in the comics is supposed to help Alfred raise Bruce, and be a mother-like figure to him. This Lee was basically just made to be Jim’s on and off love interest (so far). She’s only met Bruce a few times, and she’s never mentioned that she knew Thomas and Martha. Also, Lee in the comics is supposed to be way older, whereas this Lee isn’t that old. She said she was around the same age as Grace Fairchild (One of the ogre’s victims).. so I would say she’s in her mid or late twenties.

Leslie in the comics:

Grace Fairchild:

Now the second reason, is people say she is too old for Jerome. I’m gonna take a wild guess here and say Jerome doesn’t care about age. I mean he has come onto both Barbara and Lee. Both ladies are older than him, not to mention he’s the one that flirted with them first. I really think he may have mommy issues. Like some girls grow up with either an absent father or a bad father, so they end up having daddy issues. I believe it’s the same case for Jerome considering he didn’t get the love and affection from his mother that a child should. He’s flirted with Barbara and called her gorgeous, and he’s flirted with Lee, called her pretty, and asked her if they ever had sex. So he’s obviously attracted to them. And I believe they’re attracted to him as well. Barbara acted disinterested, but there was moments where she would flirt back. Like she would laugh at his jokes, and she even said 'the kid had a way about him.’ Then, to me, Lee has seemed interested from day one. She watched him in the interrogation room and had a slight smirk (the corners of her mouth were lifted slightly), then after the interrogation was over she was still thinking about it and even said 'it was ugly but thrilling.’

This was her still thinking about what happened.

Then when he came back alive and took her hostage you could really tell. At first glance, she did seem disinterested I admit. But when you watch it again, and you pay close attention to the way they look at each other, watch their body language and etc, you can tell they feel something. Whether it be lust, fascination, desire, etc. Of course she was gonna act all hard and tough, I mean he’s a psychotic criminal and she was probably ashamed for her feelings (both because he’s crazy and younger than her), but you see moments where it looks like she lets her guard down and she’s close to giving in.  I know he liked both of them, but I think he feels more of a connection with Lee though. Don’t get me wrong, he and Barbara seemed to have chemistry too, but I think he has a soft spot for Lee. I noticed Jerome used to get annoyed with Barbara a lot. Like he would roll his eyes at her and shake his head and you could just tell she annoyed him. One of those times was when she punched Lee at the gala. And I know that’s how Joker is with Harley, but I still think he has more of a connection with Lee.  With Lee, he seems kind of protective over her in his own way. He has both saved and spared her life. In 'The Last Laugh’ he saved her from being stabbed by Barbara. Then in 'Smile Like You Mean It’ and 'The Gentle Art of Making Enemies’ she’s the only one he didn’t try to hurt or anything. In 'Smile Like You Mean It’ he killed two cops, and Dwight. Then in 'The Gentle Art of Making Enemies’ he went after Bruce and was gonna kill Alfred too. Then he made his own torture circus, where he and his cult tortured many innocent people. He dropped that guy into the piranha tank, and he stabbed the clown that was doing Bruce’s makeup. He even shot someone from his own cult just because he was cheering for him too loud. All he did to Lee was hold her hostage, and then tied her hands to the examination table. He didn’t hurt, or kill her. And believe me, he had plenty of motive.. considering Jim is the one that put him in Arkham in the first place. He knows how much Lee meant to Jim, and he knew it would have been the best way to hurt him.. but all he did was tie her up, and gag her. And a lot of people say that he only spared her life for the sake of keeping her character on the show, but why did they choose Lee’s character to be there anyway? Usually, I would’ve thought it was a coincidence, had it not been for the fact that Lee was always present during Jerome’s most important scenes. She was present during it all. She was there when he was first introduced (she was also the reason they were there in the first place. Both because she had circus tickets, and she’s the one that found out about Lila.) She was there when they found Lila’s body, she was in the interrogation room (which was the first, and last time she was in there while a suspect was being interrogated), she was at the GCPD when Jerome and the Maniax were shooting up the place, she was the one he and Barbara took hostage at the gala (she also witnessed his death), and she was the one he took hostage when he first woke up. The writers are in control of everything.. why would they choose Lee’s character out of all the other characters to be present during all these scenes?


Also “Everyone else has seen the Joker laugh, but only Harley has ever seen him cry.”- Arleen Sorkin. Lee held and comforted Jerome when they found his mother’s body (I know he was faking, but I still think it counts. The thing that stood out to me was the fact that Lee held him.. because I think Harley is the only one who gets to hold the Joker and see him cry.)

He wasn’t crying here, but she’s holding him from behind in a kind of similar way.


Plus there are many characteristics that she already has in common with Harley. Like the fact that she’s a doctor, with trauma training. Even though she’s not a professional psychiatrist like Harley, she basically is still somewhat of a therapist. Considering people always go to her when they need someone to talk to, plus she’s always giving therapeutic advice. Like she talked to Barbara about Jason, since that was the only way Barbara would have talked to anyone. We all know the reason now, but she still talked to her. Then she was the one Alfred called when he thought Bruce was going through some trauma from being kidnapped and needed someone to talk to. Lucious went to her and asked why someone would engage in such cat and mouse games like Ed was.  And Jim even called her a residential therapist.  A big bonus is not only is she a doctor, but she also worked at Arkham. That’s where she was first introduced on the show. Plus in the comics, Suicide Squad, and The Animated Series Joker calls Harley 'doc’ or 'doctor’ a lot. Lee is the only one Jerome calls doc.

There’s also some small, but relevant clues. Like the fact that her name is Leslie Thompkins, but she mainly goes by Lee. Lee is both in Harleen, and Harley (Harlee), so she could easily change her name to one of the two. Plus is you say it out loud, Thompkins can also kind of sound like ThompQuinns. Before Barnes was infected his name was Nathaniel Barnes, but when he got infected he renamed himself 'the executioner’. So she could change her name as well. I know Jim gave her the antidote, but the news reporter said there was only a 90% cure rate. Plus she was infected not only once, but twice. She first injected the blood into her arm willingly, and then she also got hit with it again when the bomb went off. Plus she didn’t want to take the antidote, so it may affect her differently than everyone else. And who’s to say the antidote would be 100% effective anyway.. considering it was the first batch that was made (I’m pretty sure, could be wrong though). My point is she could still come back, with a new persona. Anything could be possible at this point. She could still have some of the virus running through her veins, and she lied to Jim maybe. Or she could be cured, but because she liked the dark side so much she could choose to be bad still. I don’t believe Lee is gonna be gone long, because Morena didn’t say she anything about leaving the show or anything. So I believe she will be back. Maybe go back to Gotham and work at Arkham again? Or something along those lines. Another small but relevant clue is she has a sister. As far as I know Barbara was an only child, that little girl looked to be an only child, and I think Silver was an only child. But Silver isn’t possible anymore. Since she wasn’t in the finale. It’s narrowed down between the little girl, Lee, and Barbara. Possibly fish, but I seriously doubt it. Anyway in the comics Harley makes it known that she has a daughter with Joker named Lucy, who her sister takes care of.

So that’s a pretty big clue to me. Especially because it’s new 52 Harley (the one with red and black hair). Let’s also not forget the fact that the writers and David Mazouz said that Harley is definitely in the finale, and Lee was wearing all Harley colors in that episode. First she was wearing a black and white dress, then red and black, and then at the end of the episode she was wearing blue, red, black, and white. (other Harley colors).

Her outfits before the antidote:

Her entire outfit was red and black.. even her sunglasses, shoes, and purse.


After the antidote:

Plus Lee has been highlighted in red a lot this season. Like in the light her hair  highlights red, plus she wore red and black a few times (especially towards the finale), and her house was red and black.

Another small clue is she acted a lot like Harley when she had the virus. She was still corny, she laughed a lot, she was manipulative, she was flirty/ seductive, and a lot of people don’t talk about this, but her eyes turned blue in Babs and Tabs club (in the finale may I mention) and in the train. So she was wearing Harley colors, she had Harley traits (enhanced strength and agility; Throwing Butch across the bar), and her eyes turned blue.. all in the same episode which happens to be the episode Harley was supposed to appear in.

Her being corny/sarcastic/flirty:

Harley traits: Red and black, enhanced strength, and blue eyes.


And we have to narrow it down guys. The writers, and David both said Harley was for sure in the finale. Some more things they’ve said about Harley’s character is 'you may have already seen Harley as someone you thought you had met and known for a long time’, 'this person will somehow be connected to the Joker Cult World’, and 'Harley’s appearance is gonna be crazy.’ They said her appearance will be crazy enough to be the launching point into season four. So the only ones that match with all of these is Lee and Barbara. The little girl we didn’t meet nor know for a long time, as far as we know she isn’t connected to the Joker Cult World, but her first appearance was crazy. Some people are saying she had pigtails, and a red purse.. but I’m pretty sure she didn’t. She had one ponytail, and her purse was brown. She did however have a checkered skirt on, and a pink shirt I think.

Plus don’t get me wrong, but that family seemed happy. Harley’s family was damaged. Her father was a criminal, and her mother always compared her to evil people. She wanted to work at Arkham in the first place because she wanted to know why her father was the way he was. In this family the father actually tried to save his family, and the mother tried to guard her. I think they put that family in there randomly just to show Bruce starting to become Batman.. or maybe she will be the future Batgirl. I could actually see that happening, especially since Batgirl kind of looked up to Batman. This little girl will more than likely look up to Bruce since he saved her family. Cameron and Ben were once tweeting each other and Cameron said 'spoilers: BATGIRL’ or something along those lines. Ben also got asked if Batgirl was gonna be part of this universe and he said they’ve been talking about it and they have to see where Jim is, and where Barbara is. Plus someone asked Erin if Batgirl would be part of the show or something along those lines, and she said there probably wouldn’t be a baby because that would be the end for Barbara. So the show is talking about bringing Batgirl in it, but Erin said their probably wouldn’t be a baby. So I could really see that little girl becoming Batgirl. I think they’re either planning on doing that, or it was just a coincidence. I honestly don’t think she’s Harley. Nothing really 'screamed Harley’  to me other than the fact that she appeared in the episode they said Harley would be in, and the checkered skirt and pink shirt. I think it would be a bad move for them to make her Harley. Because the actress herself was really young. People are saying Lee and Barbara are too old for Jerome.. well the little girl is too young for Jerome and Cameron. I know Harley is supposed to be younger than Joker and Batman, but if this little girl is Harley then we won’t get to see any scenes between Harley and Jerome. People are gonna get mad at me, but be honest, when you think of Joker who else do you think of? Harley. And when you think of Harley who else do you think of? Joker. Sometimes Ivy. Erin Richards herself said they’re a team. We won’t get any Jarley scenes if Cameron is 23 and the little girl is probably 12. Don’t you all want to see Jerome and Harley interaction scenes? Or even Harley and Ivy scenes. Once again there won’t be any scenes between Harley and Ivy due to the fact that Maggie is 30 and the little girl is around 12. Now I would be okay if they were just showing the little girl to introduce her, and then maybe recast her with someone older.. but I really don’t think it’s her. She only adds up to one thing, out of three.

Then there’s Barbara, who adds up with all three. We’ve met and known her for a long time, she’s connected to the Joker Cult World (she’s interacted with Jerome), and I thought it was pretty crazy that she got electrocuted. That could probably be crazy enough to be the launching point into season four. But once again, I really don’t think she’s gonna be Harley either. She could be, and I guess I would be okay with that if she portrays her right, but I really don’t think she is. You all are gonna think I’m crazy, and I probably am for thinking this, but what if Barbara is gonna be Livewire? Now I know her background and stuff doesn’t match Livewire’s, but she did get electrocuted. If I remember correctly Livewire was electrocuted (I don’t know too much about her, so go easy on me.. I’m probably wrong). There are a few different versions of how it happened. Like in one version she was about to be in a helicopter crash when Supergirl saved her. But Supergirl got struck by lightning and the electricity went through her and to Leslie. Another version I think Superman was trying to save her from the stage because it caught on fire and he got electrocuted and it passed through her as well. My point is, pretty much in every version, Leslie became livewire through electrocution. Also when Leslie becomes Livewire her hair turns blue (in some versions bluish-gray) and her eyes get a really light blue. Also her skin becomes really pale. Barbara was really pale, and her eyes were really blue when she got electrocuted. She could have died and it’s only natural for her to look like that.. but what if she didn’t die? I believe it’s possible. Not to mention, in Supergirl Leslie was blonde and had blue eyes, like Barbara. Plus as far as I know, Livewire is seductive and a little corny as well. And I’m not sure how accurate this is, but someone said one of the writers said they would like for Barbara and Harley to team up when Babs and Tabs break up. Harley, Livewire, and Poison Ivy teamed up for a little bit in the animated series. Plus I know Livewire is more of a Superman villain, but she does make appearances in Batman the Animated Series. I’m probably wrong, but it’s possible. Either that or maybe the electrocution will make her sane? Maybe Barbara herself will become Batgirl?

I believe she could still become Harley though. She looked pale, and she was already displaying Harley- like character traits. In Suicide Squad movie Joker shocks Harley’s brain.. so it’s still possible. Also to be fair, I’m not counting anyone out, there was also Fish in that episode, but I highly doubt she’s Harley. She does have some characteristics.. such as using a bat for a weapon, she’s bi, she has one blue eye, and she wears black and red all the time. But her personality doesn’t match Harley’s in the slightest. She’s more of a leader, and she’s mainly about power and respect. So the one I really think is Harley is Lee. She’s a character we’ve thought we’ve known and loved for a long time (she’s changed a little bit every season. In season one she was this corny, sarcastic, lovable doctor. Then in season two she was still the same, but she was becoming a little darker, and then in season three we got to see a really dark side of her. One that acts a lot like Harley). She’s connected to Jerome (Joker Cult World) she even nursed one of his cult members and she’s seen how they dress. She was present during most of his important scenes, and she’s interacted (and flirted) with him. And I wouldn’t necessarily say her leaving was crazy, since she said she was going to for a while now, but it did kind of leave us hanging. Plus her leaving and coming back bad again could be a good launching point. Now, when she injected herself with the virus and first became evil, that was pretty crazy. Maybe that’s what they meant? 


“She’s definitely one of the more unpredictable members of the squad. She also used to be a psychiatrist so she has an extensive knowledge of mental illnesses and how to manipulate people– I’m sorry, well, she has a lot of knowledge on how to profile people, pick their triggers, and as Harley Quinn she kind of utilizes that to just manipulate people and mess with them.” - Margot Robbie. When Lee was infected with the virus she manipulated Jim by saying she was in love with him. I honestly don’t think she loved Jim anymore.. because when you love someone you put their needs before your own. She literally gave him no other choice but to take the virus, knowing how much he didn’t want to. She was gonna let him die if he didn’t take the virus. It was basically a lose-lose situation for Jim and a win-win situation for Lee. And she didn’t want to be with the normal Jim, she only wanted to be with him while he had the virus. So Lee didn’t love Jim.. at least not truly love him. Because if she did she would have put his needs before hers. They basically confirmed this.

Unrequited Love: Unrequited love or one-sided love is love that is not openly reciprocated or understood as such by the beloved. The beloved may not be aware of the admirer’s deep and strong romantic affection, or may consciously reject it.


Another thing that I want to point out is Lee craved darkness all this time. I called it from day one since she watched Jerome in the interrogation room. She was watching him with intrigue, and you can see her smirk slightly when he revealed his true nature. “It’s pretty obvious when you think about it. Perfect Doctor Lee Thompkins, why would she be drawn to a man with so much darkness and such an appetite for violence? Unless something inside her liked it. Craved it. Needed it.” This makes me think of that sickness Harley has, where it turns her on when her partner does something bad. So if she craved darkness all this time, there’s no way she wasn’t at least a little attracted to Jerome. He’s the darkest character on the show. 

And don’t you all find it a little strange that there was two ‘Doctor Leslie Thompkins’ on the show? Because I do. This is probably the craziest theory I’ve ever had, but what if Lee’s real name was Harleen, and she stole the other woman’s identity.. Yeah this is by far the craziest theory, but I just think it’s so weird that there was two. I know the show loves to keep us guessing, but I’ve also noticed they love to give hints and subtly foreshadow things.

She’s even credited as ‘Doctor Leslie Thompkins’ in the cast.

Some more things that are small but relevant clues:

1. She’s seen how Mary Loyd does her makeup (The heart under the same eye as Harley) 


2. She has the obsession part

First she was obsessed with Jerome’s case, then she was obsessed with blaming Jim for Mario’s death, and then she was obsessed with Jim taking the virus and embracing ‘who he really is’. She’s a character of obsession, as is Harley.


3. Histrionic Disorder: 

Histrionic Personality Disorder:

-Dress provocatively and/or exhibit inappropriately seductive or flirtatious behavior

Her whole outfit screamed ‘look at me!’ Her breasts were popping out big time, her eyeliner was heavy enough to draw attention to her, and she was wearing sunglasses. I know wearing sunglasses is normal, but I don’t know about you all but I notice someone a lot faster when they’re wearing sunglasses. 

Her inappropriately flirting with Alfred 


-Shift emotions rapidly


-Act very dramatically, as though performing before an audience, with exaggerated emotions and expressions, yet appears to lack sincerity

(She’s done this quite a lot actually. She made a huge scene and outed Jim in front of the other GCPD officers, she especially did this when she went to the GCPD and told Harvey she buried Jim alive. Not to mention she threw Butch across the bar, not caring who saw.)


-Be overly concerned with physical appearance


-Constantly seek reassurance or approval


-Be gullible and easily influenced by others

(It didn’t take much effort from Jervis to convince her Mario’s death was ‘all her fault’. She’s more gullible than you would expect.)


-Be excessively sensitive to criticism or disapproval

(She was yelling at Jim and blaming him for Mario getting infected, but when Jim stood up for himself, she seemed really hurt.)


-Not think before acting


-Make rash decisions


-Be self-centered and rarely show concern for others



4. Similarities/parallels 

5. She’s 'sane’ right now, but I believe she will return and be bad again. This is a common thing for Harley. She switches from good to bad a lot 


8. Hers and Jerome’s connection..


They show common body language signs of attraction:

1. Mirroring: Copying the other’s gestures, word phrases, etc.


Frequent touching:

She squeezed his bicep.

I understand it’s only normal for her to grab a hold of him out of surprise.. but one of her hands was on his already, and then she hesitantly placed her other hand on top of his other hand. 


Prolonged eye contact: Not to mention the way they look at each other. I haven’t seen them look at anyone else the way they look at each other. You don’t look at just anyone like that.

9. Morena basically confirmed herself as Harley: I think her emoji‘s meant she visited Mad Hatter in Arkham, which then linked to her injecting herself with the virus, and becoming Harley Quinn. <3

Both Lee and Harley have high-intelligence listed as one of their abilities. Amanda Waller once called Harley a genius. 

This is really long and probably very unorganized and I apologize. There’s also probably a lot of mistakes, but I hope you all can overlook them :) I know I said I wouldn’t miss anything, but knowing me I probably missed a lot. If you agree please let me know, I love feedback. If you don’t that’s perfectly fine just please be respectful is all I ask :) 

Review: Anne with an ‘E’ (Spoilers)

So I had just finished the Netflix series Anne with an ‘E’ with my Mum (who watched all of it a week prior to me) and I feel as if I need to give a consensus as a child who read all the books and felt that the 1985 adaptation was as close to perfect as anyone could get. I also see my younger self as a little Anne Shirley which is why I am so fiercely protective of this series and any adaptation of said series. So lets get to it:

My Praises

-The Cast: Although I do have an enternal love for Megan Follows, Jonathan Crombie, Colleen Dewhurst, and Richard Farnsworth as their respective characters; I could not imagine another better cast as the one in Anne with an 'E’. Newcomer Amybeth McNulty undeniably shines as the fierce and imaginative Anne Shirley. She captures Anne completely with even the slightest of expressions. Lucas Jade Zumann becomes Gilbert “Heart-Eyes” Blythe with his loving smirk and utter adoration of Anne. I also commend Geraldine James for making such an exquisite Marilla. James nailed Marilla’s sterness and sensitivity. Lastly, Corrine Koslo made Rachel Lynde my absolute fave and I have no problems with that.
-The Soundtrack: That upbeat and vibrant Celtic music.
-The Cinematography: It felt like I was truly experiencing the world through Anne’s eyes. So stunning to watch.
-The Episode Titles: I just loved this little detail they added in making all the episode titles Jane Eyre quotes. Since it is my favourite novel of all time, it did make me squeal a little everytime they mentioned it in the show.
-The Directing: Speechless, honestly. Props to the 5/7 female directors. We honestly do not see enough of them in this day and age.
-The Feminism!: That theme of feminism that underlyed throughout the show was something that made it stick. In a young girl’s coming-of-age story, there always should be a bit of feminism and girl empowerment to make it relatable. It was also Marilla’s coming-of-age in a way as well, becoming a “Mother in a Modern World”.
-Anne & Diana’s Adorable Friendship: Bossom Friends till the end.

My Criticism

-The Anne and Gilbert Love Story: Now before you all throw your hands 'round my throat, hear me out. These two are my precious babies. They are the teenage Lizzie and Darcy. Now Lizzie didn’t talk to Darcy because “a friend liked him”. No. Lizzie didn’t talk to Darcy because of her own stupid pride. Just like Anne. I have no idea why the writers thought of that “friend obligation” thingo. Anne was stupidly proud and ignored Gilbert because of that. Gilbert also was a bit of a twat when he pulled her hair and called her “carrots” (fucking iconic) not all soft and gentle. But the rest they got right. Except for the last episode (which a will get to..) where they called “truce”. Anne and Gilbert did not call “truce” until like 3 years later. Apart from that, the kids had amazing chemistry and were extremely adorable. Could have had extra time with spelling bees and stuff though.
-The Theives: I seriously have no clue. I was literally like this at that strange cliffhanger ending “!?!?!?!?!?”. It was really out of place.
-Gilbert working on the Docks: This honestly just made me really fucking mad. How is this going to change Anne and Gil’s relationship!? Is he coming back to school!? Is he going to become a doctor!!??
-The Lack of Anne’s Pride and Vanity: I wanted the Anne who accidentally dyed her hair green and climbed the roof of the school! The one who was so incredibly proud and vain. It made her relatable.

Overall, I think the pluses outweight the minuses. Y'all should give it a watch ASAP. Nothing will ever top the 1985 adaptation (or ya know the books) but this one certainly gives it a run for its money.

Barter

(NOT my gif/s)(NOT my characters except reader)

Pairings: Bucky (Demon!Bucky) x Reader

Summary; AU- Sorcery it’s a farce. At least that’s what you thought before your little sister, Wanda, found an old magic book and decide to try a spell so his crush fell in love with her. To your atonishment and hers the spell works and now she has to face the drawback; she has sold her soul to a demon called Bucky in exchange the favor. Now, you are forced to intervene and reach an agreement with said demon.

Warnings: Language, a little violence, dead (flasback), angels, demons and all kind of religious stuff.

A/N; I’m incredibly sorry for the delay. Anyway, hope you hate Dot as much as I do xd .Oh! And the tags are being stupid little b#tches, please if someone doesn’t receive my notifications, let me know.

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Chapter 9

You have no clue how much time passes while you stare at the white wall of your home, neither how much time Steve looked at you without saying a word. The tears had dryed from your cheeks but the pain in your chest hasn’t stopped, you can tell that it will never. Numbed you look at Steve, who winces when your gazes cross, you don’t wanna know how horrible do you look for him to react that way, you don’t care. 

- Why? - you whisper 

- It’s not his fault… - Steve straighten up from his half lying position, whining because of the pain on his side. You can tell, but, that he’s healing extremelly fast - He don’t have any choice

- He didn’t even let me explain! - tears burn in your eyes again

Steve let out a deep sigh, defeated

- I should have explained you everything before…

- Do it now - you demand

Steve’s eyes make holes in your soul before he starts talking

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Scavenger Hunt

Bucky x reader

Warnings: cursing

Originally posted by bovaria

You were wondering through the halls, trying to fine Bucky. He was trying to cheer you up, so he made a scavenger hunt. He made Tony give you a clue and the letter ‘I.’

‘Look in a lace where you spend most of your time,’ you read the clue that Tony gave you. This is either your room, Bucky’s room, Nat’s room, or the gym.

After a little bit of thinking, you chose the gym. When you got there, Steve was standing in the middle of the room.

“Here (y/n),” he held out another clue and the letter ‘L.’

‘The place we first met.’

Living room.

There, Nat was holding the letter ‘Y’ and a clue.

‘The place you go to, to relax.’

Your room.

Wanda had the clue and he letter ‘V.’

‘The lace where we first became friends.’

If you remembered correctly, it was the kitchen.

Sam, letter ‘E’, clue.

‘The place where I asked you to meet me for our first date.’

A smile formed as you ran to the theater room. 

Vision with the letter ‘Y’ and a clue.

‘The lace where I told you I love you.”

You went to the lab and found Bruce with the letter ‘O’ and a clue.

‘Our favorite place.’

Roof.

Thor greeted you with a big smile and handed you a clue and the letter ‘U’.

The letters spelled out ‘I love you.’

‘The place where you officially became mine and I became yours.’

Bucky’s room.

When you got there, Bucky was down on one knee with the most beautiful ring you had ever seen.

“Bucky,” you smiled, holding everything close to you.

“(y/n), you have made me the happiest man alive. Can you do me one favor and be my wife,” he asked. You smiled at how nervous he was.

“Of course! I love you so much,” your heart was going a million miles per second as he was slipping the ring onto your finger. 

He stood up and hugged you. You could feel him crying from happiness. You knew right then, this is your man. Your soulmate, and you wouldn’t have it any other way.

Confidence is Key: Amnesiac


Dean x Reader

Prompt: Reader wakes up with no memory of the past two days when she was under a confidence spell.

Warnings: slight swearing

Words: 1118

A/N: Thank you to the anon who gave me this idea! Want more?

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anonymous asked:

So, ignoring the stupid article that was in, 16.8% of secondary school students aren't straight? That's a higher number than I expected, and considering how many people are in the closet the actual number is probably 20% minimum. Is that surprising to you too or am I behind on my statistics

I wouldn’t have any clue how many non straight people there are. I know a TON but that’s cos we flock together to ward off the straights and that’s causing a sample bias. The larger our numbers the greater our warding spell is so…

Dean’s Daughter- Baby Cakes

Originally posted by shadyfelon


Request: If your taking request can you do one we’re the reader is dean’s daughter ( 15 - 16 ) and gets turned into a baby by a witch cause that would be amazing 😊
Title: Baby Cakes
Parings: Daddy!Dean x reader, Uncle!Sam x reader, Platonic!Cas x reader
Words: 1943
Summary: Dean’s Daughter gets cursed by a witch and is turned into an infant. While Sam and Dean try to reverse the curse, Castiel is put on baby duty.

(A/N: I am so sorry that I didn’t post last week, I was sick af and never had the chance to write. Anyways, I loved this request and it was really fun to write & also thank you so so much for 400 followers. I never expected that many people to actually be interested in my writings so  I thank and love y’all so much! xx)

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“No!” Your dad shouts as the witch traps you against the wall. “Let her go, you friggen bitch!”
Your dad chokes on his words when the witch hardens her hold on him. Where is Uncle Sammy? You think, He was supposed to be here by now.
You had talked your dad into letting you come with him and Uncle Sammy, and by now both of you regret you coming along. The witch walks closer to you and pulls out something from her jacket. She reveals a small bottle of a powdery substance and unscrews the lid, “Here’s something that will-AHH!”
You hear a loud bang and all of the sudden you see your Uncle Sam charging at the witch with a dagger in one hand and a revolver in the other. The witch fumbles with her potion as she clutches her bleeding shoulder, but it falls to the ground and the powder spills all over you. The witch hisses and seems to disappear into thin air.
The hold that was keeping you and your father captive has been lifted and you two lunge forward onto the wood floor. “Damn, I hate witches…”
“Dean…” Sam says, getting the attention of your father as he looks at you with worried eyes, “(Y/N), what’s that all of over you?”
“I…I don’t know, it was something the witch had.” You say as you stand up and try to wipe the ivory colored flakes off.
Your father rushes over to you and carefully examines your bloody lip, “Are you okay baby? God, I knew I shouldn’t have let you come with us.”
“I’m fine, Dad, I swear I am,” You say once he gives you a skeptical look. “but what now? I mean do we go after the witch?”
Your dad lets out a laugh, “Let’s not worry about that right now, baby. Come on, we’re going back to the motel to get you cleaned up.”
You, Sam, and Dean are driving back to the motel when you start to feel funny. You wince at the pain occurring in your stomach but you don’t want to bring attention to it and worry your dad and uncle. You watch as the two men joke to one another and you start to smile before the pain hits again, feeling as if a knife is twisting in your abdomen. The pain starts to spread; now your arms ache and your legs throb. You squeeze your eyes in pain and finally Sam catches a glimpse of you through the rear view mirror.
“(Y/N)? Honey what’s wrong?” He says, his eyes continuously go from the road back to you.
“I don’t know, something just doesn’t feel right.” You say, sucking in a sharp breath.
“What do you mean, baby?” Dean turns around with his eyes wide in panic as he watches his daughter cry out in pain.
“I don’t know! I just-it feels like-I think I-” You begin to feel extremely dizzy and it looks as if the whole car is spinning and turning.
“(Y/N)!” You hear your father yell but before you know it all you see is black.

Sam, pull over now!” Dean shouts as he looks in the back seat to his passed out daughter. “SAM NOW!”
Sam swerves off to a dirt path and the car jerks to a stop. “Open the door, help me!”
Sam nods and jumps out of the car just as Dean does. Dean yanks the back door open and freezes, and by the time Sam makes his way around the car he is in just as much of a shock as his brother.
“What the hell…” Dean says as they peer into the back seat where they see a small baby peek its head out through the clothes (Y/N) was wearing seconds ago. The baby wails and squirms as Sam and Dean stare at it and neither of the two know what to do.
“Do you… do you think that’s- (Y/N)?” Sam speaks up, turning to look at Dean.
“How the hell could it…” Dean replies and starts to slide into the backseat and pick up the baby from the clothes of his daughter. He looks at it… it is a girl, he knows that much. But there was no way in hell that this could be his daughter- his (Y/N)….could it?
“Dean… the powder!” Sam exclaims, “(Y/N)- the witch threw some kind of powder on her… could that be what this is? A hex? Voodoo?”
Dean looks at the baby, it has the same color hair and eyes as (Y/N), but he shakes those thoughts from his head. “That makes no sense! Why would a witch want to change a sixteen year old into a baby?”
“I-I don’t know, self-defense maybe?” Sam says, running a hand through his hair. A loud truck roars by and the baby starts to cry again. “Dean, let’s just get back to the motel and we can figure this out there.”
Dean nods and wraps the baby girl in the tshirt his daughter was wearing before.

Sam and Dean accepted that it was you as the baby because no one else can scream like you. You wail and cry more and more; and no matter what they did they couldn’t get you to be quiet. “Dean, do something! You’ve done this before!”
“Yeah, sixteen years ago, I don’t know what she wants!” Dean says, picking you up and patting your back.
“Just do something!” Sam says as he rubs his temples. He has been looking at folk lore for two hours trying to find a spell or a reversal to set you straight.
Dean looks into your eyes and remembers his first night with you, when your mother dropped you off with him and never returned. He had no clue what to do then and you seemed to have turned out just fine, so how hard can it be to get you to stop crying.
“Baby girl, I need you to stop crying. Me and Uncle Sammy, we’re going to find a way to bring you back, I promise. But we need you to be quiet so that we can concentrate, okay?” He says, holding you out an arm’s length away, drool hangs from your mouth and Dean grimaces. “I sure don’t miss that.”
Another minute goes on and you still cry and Dean begins to rock you in his arms, the way he used to when you had trouble sleeping. “…Remember to let her into your heart, then you can start to make it better. Hey Jude don’t be afraid, you were made to go out and get her,” He starts, your cries fade and your eyelids slowly flutter close.
Dean looks at you for a long while, he misses when you were this small, so dependent on him. No arguments, no fights, no wanting to go on hunts alone, just you and him in your own two worlds. He kisses your forehead and sets you back onto the bed. He turns to see Sam smiling at him, “What?”
“Nothing…” Sam whispers, and turns back to the screen. “So I talked to Bobby and he seems to think it’s a spell, and the only way to reverse it is to kill the witch who casted it.”
“Great,” Dean mumbles, “So how do we find this witch, it went up in smoke like the Wicked Witch of the West. Have any leads?”
“Well I got something… in the past hour there was a police call from a George Wilson about seeing someone in a vacant house about four miles out, says he thought he saw smoke. That could be our witch?” Sam says, looking over the police logs again.
“Yeah that could also be ten thousand other things.” Dean says angrily.
“Look Dean, I know you’re upset about (Y/N) but sitting here doing nothing is not going to bring her to her normal self again. We need to check this out.” Sam explains, putting a hand on his brother’s shoulder.
Dean sighs and looks back over at you, you are peacefully lying on the bed fast asleep. “Fine, but what do we do about her? We can’t bring her with us and I’ll be damned if I leave her here alone.”
“Call Cas, he can stay here with her until we get back.” Sam says and he quietly pushes his chair in and puts his jacket on.
Dean takes a moment to think before he closes his eyes, “Cas we need your help, man, hurry.”
Within seconds there is a flutter of wings and Castiel appears next to Sam, “Dean what’s wrong?”
“Shh!” Both Sam and Dean say, motioning to you as you shift in your sleep. Dean motions for the conversation to continue outside and the three men exit the room.
“Why is (Y/N) an infant?” Cas questions.
“Listen, Cas, I’ll cut it short. (Y/N) was hit by some spell and me and Sam need to go find the witch who did it to turn (Y/N) back to her age. We need you stay with her until we get back. We can’t leave her alone and…”
“You have my word Dean, I will watch over her.” Cas states and Dean relaxes. They walk back into the room and Dean goes back to you.
“Don’t worry baby girl, I’m going to fix this.” Dean presses one last kiss to your head and nods towards Cas before leaving.
Cas looks at you intently as you sleep and is fascinated how small you are. After a while you begin to stir and Cas perks his head up. He notices that you are awake and picks you up carefully and bounces you on his knee. You smile sleepily and start to giggle. Cas smiles to himself and cradles you in his arms.
“OOF!” Cas grunts when a sudden weight change crashes down on him. The baby that was in his arms moments ago has now changed back into full-grown (Y/N).
“Cas, What the hell?” You say, clearly confused with your surroundings.
“Oh, hello (Y/N),” Cas says calmly and helps you off his lap.
“What the hell is going on?” You look around for your father or uncle but neither one of them seems to be there.
“I was told that a witch put a curse on you; you were turned into a baby.” Cas informs you.
“A baby? That’s what that powder stuff was? Wait, so where’s my dad?” You ask, still puzzled.
“He said he and Sam were going out to kill the witch, so I’m assuming they did if you’re back to normal.”
You hear the door knob jiggle, “(Y/N)?” You turn and see your dad running through the door.
“Dad!” You say, standing up and wrap your arms around him.
“Oh thank God, (Y/N) you’re okay!” He engulfs you into a hug and kisses you repeatedly.  Sam walks into the room with relief washing over his face when he sees you at a normal size.
“Uncle Sammy!” You let go of your dad and run for Sam who embraces you at once with a bear hug.
“Hey squirt, thought I’d never see you again.” He laughs and places a kiss to the top of your head.
Dean wraps his arms around your shoulders, terrified that he’d lose you if he’d let go, and you you’re your back onto his chest. “Hey Cas, thanks for watching out for her.”
“No problem, Dean.”
“And as for you young lady,” Dean says, looking down at you, “You’re not coming on any hunts with us for a long time.”
You smile and cuddle into his chest, “That’s okay daddy, I can wait.”

the lucky ones

Originally posted by shitjeon

The Lucky Ones [Jungkook X Reader]

THEME: Angst, fluff, romance

(WARNING): Some mature language

WORDS: 5 788

AUTHOR: TheLillzMonster

REQUESTED SCENARIO

You are Jungkook’s girlfriend, he is an idol. When the two of you are caught by media, the fans start to send you hateful messages. In the beginning you feel like you can manage, but it gets worse and finally you’re not sure how much more of it you can take.

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