i have my sister my cousin and abbi

anonymous asked:

Izzy I need to cut so bad tell me a funny story you always seem to make me smile

OK RIGHT A FEW YEARS AGO I WENT CAMPING WITH MY SISTERS AND MY COUSINS AND WE WERE SAT HAVING BREAKFAST ON ONE OF THOSE FOLD OUT TABLES AND BASICALLY A MASSIVE BEE CAME OVER AND MY COUSIN AND ONE OF MY SISTERS WERE TERREFIED SO THEY LITERALLY RACED UP FROM THEIR SEATS AND BECAUSE WE WERE ON A SLOPE THE TABLE FELL OVER ONTO ME AND ABBIE AND ALL THE FOOD CAME FLYING ALL OVER US AND MY SISTER AND COUSIN WERE JUST SCREAMING THEIR FACES OFF AND I HAD CEREAL ALL OVER ME AND ABBIE HAD TOAST AND PEANUT BUTTER ALL OVER HER CHEST AND WE WERE LAUGHING SO HARD WE BOTH WET OURSELVES AND THE GRASS WAS SOAKED IN PEE

OR HOW AT ONE DIRECTION MY DAD WAS IN THE STANDING AREA WITH US AND HE WAS DRUNK AND WHEN HAPPILY CAME ON I JUST LOOKED BEHIND WHERE I WAS STANDING TO SEE HIM RIGHT AT THE BACK WITH HIS BEER IN THE AIR SCREAMING ‘HARRY I DON’T CARE WHAT PEOPLE SAY WHEN WE’RE TOGETHER, UNLESS YOU HAVE THAT HAIRCUT’

OR HOW MY SISTER DID A MASSIVE SHIT WHEN SHE WAS LIKE 3 IN THE GRASS AT A COUNTRY PARK

OR HOW IN ITALY ON HOLIDAY THERE WAS AN ARMY OF ANTS AND I WAS LIKE 7 AND THEY WERE ALL CARRYING PISTACHIO NUTS AND I WAS LIKE ‘THEY MUST BE SWEATING’ I HAVE IT ON VIDEO #NICE

OR HOW MY SISTER FELL ASLEEP AT A JUSTIN BIEBER CONCERT, LISTENING TO JUSTIN BIEBER ON HER IPOD

OR HOW A FEW MONTHS AGO I TOOK A STOOLS TEST AND MY LITTLE COUSIN WAS PLAYING AROUND WITH IT

OR HOW FROM LIKE RECEPTION- YEAR 4 I WAS GOING OUT WITH THIS GUY AND WE STILL TALK AND A FEW DAYS AGO I ACCIDENTALLY MESSAGED HIM SAYING ‘I WANT BRAD’S BABIES’ AND HE RESPONDED WITH ‘WHEN WE WENT OUT I GOT A BABY AND PRETENDED YOU WERE THE MOTHER’ I WAS PISSING MYSELF

OR HOW I WAS JUST IN MY BRA AND PANTS UNDER THE DUVET AND MY COUSIN RIPPED OFF THE DUVET THINKING I WAS IN PYJAMAS TRYING TO GET ME UP FROM BED THANKS LUCA

OR HOW I MESSAGED MY DAD SAYING ‘I WANT TO FUCK BRAD OVER A TABLE’ AND HE RESPONDED WITH ‘OK WE WONT TELL YOUR MOTHER ABOUT THIS’ AND THEN ‘AT LEAST YOU’RE NOT DOING DRUGS’

You carry the wine out to the table and realize that the sun is going down. You stand next to the table and fill Abby’s wine. She puts her hand on the small of your back and looks up at you. If you didn’t know better, you’d think that she’s looking at you absolutely adoringly.

Somehow you’ve already settled into a comfortable place with Abby. It happened really quickly. More quickly than you’ve ever gotten comfortable with anyone in your life.

“I’m going to go turn on the pool light,” you tell you as you step out of your touch, promising to be right back.

Once you flip the switch, you walk back to the table. You move your chair closer to hers, but still facing her. You pick up your wine and finish your glass before refilling it.

“Do you have family?” she asks leaning comfortably back in her chair.

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