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BNHA Headcanons

Just some head canons I have


- Don’t challenge him to any video game. He will. Destroy. You. Does not matter if you’re his best friend. You’re going down, and he’ll smile the entire time.

- Animals?? Love him?? Koda low-key gets excited.

- Pretty good artist. He doesn’t do it a lot, but it’s one thing him and Bakouga have in common. Not that either know. (Thats a lie. Katsuki has seen him draw, but doesn’t comment. He’s a little impressed tbh.)

- As they get older, and he gets more stable with his quirk he just. Picks people up. Randomly. Todoroki in his way? Dat boi in the air and set down before he can blink. Iida ranting too early in the morning? Tossed over the shoulder and thrown on the couch with a very drawn out “shhhhhh”. Shoji cries the first time Izuku does it to him cuz he thought nobody could pick him up anymore. Piggy back rides are a regular thing by third year. Even Momo gets in on it. (They’re all low-key attracted by it, but no one saying shit.)


- Good artist. doodles mostly and doesn’t talk about it. 

- very big dog person. Cats are okay- he’d own one, yeah, but dogs are where its at. When he gets one later in life, people are shook by how well trained and affectionate the pupper is. 

- Tone deaf. No one takes him to karaoke after the incident.

- He likes?? Kids?? No one was expecting this when they went on a field trip to the elementary school. Kirishima kinda thinks its cuz he regrets what he did to Izuku, and is sorta trying to make up for it. 

- When no one is around, he listens to really soft music.


- By third year he is known as The Prankster. He’s gotten too comfortable. Everyone fears the 1st of April. Even Bakouga locks himself in his dorm. (The only ones safe are Izuku and Momo- but they help him in secret.)

- The sass master by second year. “Did you run all the way here?” “No, just briskly walking throws me into cardiac arrest.”

- Really likes small animals. Hamsters? Heck ye. Chinchilla? STOP HIS HEART WILL BURST. (But hes also scared he’ll accidentally hurt them. Sweet boi.)

- Ride or die friend. Will drive at two in the morning to wherever they hell u managed to land yourself at. Probably would help you hide a body too.

- This boy can’t figure out video games to save his life. Prefers chess and crosswords. (But will try to play for Izuku.)

- Surprisingly, he’s that one person always taking pictures. His phone is loaded with selfies of him and and his friends. The only physical evidence that he smiles. He carries a selfie stick around and no one lets him forget it (but he doesn’t understand why its so funny?? he likes taking selfies with his friends. :( )


- Unhealthy obsession with flower crowns. He has like 10 at his dorm that he wears around when they aren’t training. (He made them himself.)

- Rly good at comforting. best hugs. Well, after Shoji. Good listener. 11/10 would have as best friend. 

- Really likes fictional books. Especially action filled ones. Bakugou was v surprised when he was laying on his friend’s floor and looked under the bed to find. like. fifty books. They all have rlly colorful covers and outrageous plots, but Kiri will defend them to the ends of the earth.

- fav pass time is to just.. walk. Where is he? probs just walking around the school grounds. Has accidentally stayed out after curfew. Got an earful from Aizawa. 


- Makes some bomb ass tea. However, he prefers coffee or cocoa. Midnight regularly makes him brew the staff tea tho.

- Regularly daydreams about being a cat

- His apartment has one (1) picture hanging on the wall. Its of his cat. Mic gave it to him one year as a joke. The blond still cries a little whenever he sees it.

- he writes down and saves weird things his students say. He has enough material to make roughly 3 books filled with quotes. He’s planning to publish them when he retires.


- Regularly gets attacked by birds. No. Really. It’s an actual problem. Birds are assholes.

- Both of his parents have regular human heads. His birth was very odd. And his dad couldn’t exactly accuse his mom of cheating, ya know? That would just raise so many strange questions.

- He’s not much of an animal person. The irony is not lost to him.

- Prefers hand-held games. He also joins Todo for chess usually. They are pretty evenly matched.

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Being Levi's Little Sister headcanons.

Originally posted by peachy-yg

+ No one fucks with you because they know who you’re related to.
+ Being the polar opposite of Levi. You’re bubbly, carefree and fun and he’s so…him.
+ Levi thinks people are going to take advantage of your naive nature so he’s a very protective big brother.
+ You’re the only person that he would gladly give his life up for if it meant that you were safe.
+ As much as he’s a dick he really loves you.
+ You’re several years younger than him.
+ Most of you close friends are superiors and they’re way older than you.
+ Annoying the absolute fuck out of him. For example, he doesn’t like when you just barge into his office.
+ “I told you about coming in here unannounced.”
+ “Hey! Be nice to me. I brought your tea.”
+ “It probably tastes like shit.”
+ Having a really huge crush on Commander Erwin.
+ Levi isn’t happy about it but he’d rather it be eyebrows than one of those “shitty cadets.”
+ Being two inches taller than him and you tease him about it all the time.
+ Levi being more comfortable around you than his is with others.
+ During training he pushes you much harder than the other cadets.
+ Being the girl everyone wants but no one can have.
+ Guys flirting with you but they soon realize it was a mistake when they feel Levi’s eyes burning into their skull. They usually end up with stable duty for the next month.
+ Levi always knows when something is wrong so you can’t really hide anything from him and GOD FUCKING FORBID YOU LIE TO HIM. It’s the worse possible decision you could make.
+ When you get sad or upset you always go to Levi.
+ One time he found you in your room sobbing your eyes out and at first he was hesitant, but he soon pulled your crying figure into his arms.
+ “I know how it feels to feel like complete shit. But don’t think you can’t come fucking talk to me, brat.”
+ Unwanted hugs from you to Levi. Especially when you haven’t seen him in a while.
+ “Get the fuck off me!”
+ “No! Just accept my love!”
+ He actually really likes them. You seen him smile once.
+ “Hey, Levi?”
+ “What is it?”
+ “I love you.”
+ “… I love you too, kid. Now shut up and stop being stupid.”

A-Z NSFW: Xiumin

Originally posted by baekhyuntella


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A = Aftercare 
Xiu’s a very neat guy, he has a freaking tiny vacuum for his bed, c’mon. He doesn’t like mess, so he’s pretty keen on quickly wiping you down with a warm rag or dragging you to the shower and stripping the bed sheets. He works out like crazy, so he knows the importance of taking care of yourself, so he takes great care with making sure you’re not hurt, hydrated, clean, and even is pretty into giving you a tiny massage with sweet smelling lotion. 

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) 
Obviously Xiu’s pretty proud of his abs and muscles, they really come in handy when he’s in the mood and you don’t really have a surface to do it on…On the flip side, he gets really sappy, he loves your eyes. He may have the muscles in the relationship, but you have the power to render him a mush of compliance with just a glance at him, use your power well.

C = Cum 
Again, Xiumin’s pretty clean, especially his bed, he doesn’t like making a mess so I imagine he almost always cums on like your tummy or thighs, somewhere that’s easy to clean up and isn’t going to make a mess on his bed.

D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs) 
He hasn’t brought it up yet, and honestly he’s surprised you haven’t noticed. but he lowhighkey likes his hair pulled. He’s been thinking of a way to bring that to light…

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
He’s the oldest, and I don’t buy into his whole cute and innocent act when he turns around and gets on stage and does that shit. Xiumin certainly knows what to do, there’s no doubt about that.

F = Favorite position
He gives me the ‘from behind’ kind of vibe. He can easily reach any part of your body, curl his fingers in your hair, hold you still or pull you back to meet his thrusts easily. Plus wall sex is 10x easier from behind, no one needs to accidentally be dropped.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
Xiu’s like a secret goof. He puts on this act, then Baekhyun tries to touch him and it all falls apart lmao. I can see it starting out serious, and then someone can’t get their sock off and it all falling apart and you’re a mess of giggles.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they)
That boys titties are always out, so thankfully I get a good shot of his tummy. I think he grooms occasionally. He’s, again, a clean dude, and sometimes there’s a happy trail and sometimes not, so I don’t think he keeps up with trimming day to day, but he does keep it neat.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
I think Xiumin would be one of the best boyfriends from EXO, I think he’s really into taking care of you and showing as well as telling how much he cares for you, so I’m positive it travels into the bedroom. I think the showy part of his romance is more for your non-sexual relationship, and the talking is for the sexual part of your relationship. He’s a talker in the bedroom, he’s got his face hidden in your neck, and panting sweet nothings against your skin all the way through sex.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation)
Once again, he’s a really clean guy. I don’t think he jerks off much, because of the mess. The only place Xiu does it, is in the bathroom, in the shower. That way there’s not mess to clean up and he can just relax afterwards.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
He really likes hearing you. Xiumin loves hearing you breathless, whining for his tongue, his fingers, his cock, anything, he’ll give you, you just need to say it and he’ll comply. He’s more on the dominant side of actions in the bedroom, but he loves you whimpering for him and telling him what you want him to do to you.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)
Bathtub is a prime location, nice lock, warm bath, some bath bombs, and no clean up. Plus you’re all soft and smooth and smell good afterwards too. Just the bed is a close second, but Xiu really likes the bath.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Back to the Kink, he loves you begging for him. Even if it’s just you and the boys out for dinner, and you start tugging on his arm and whining that you’re tired and want to go back to the dorm, he’s already scheming his way to make sure the boys stay gone long enough he can have you a tired mushy mess in bed again. Something about your voice whining for him, just really gets him going.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Xiu’s kind of shy and a bit insecure(although I think he’s a lot more confident in himself now yay), he can’t even fathom the idea of someone trying to take you away from him, threesomes or some voyeur stuff is 100% off the table.  

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
Xiumin? Aka the king of singing? And rapping? And basically anything a human can possibly do? He may not talk much, but that’s cuz his tongue is busy doing something else….69 is more his speed though, he likes pleasure between you two to be matched.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Xiumin’s normally a mix, he’s kind of on the slower side, not really slow but he’s not quick, not particularly rough, but hard.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
A few times quickies happen, they’re usually in the morning when you’ve woken up and Xiu has like a half hour to get his ass moving and dressed and to his schedule. Quickies are just morning sex, to be honest. He’s not against them, plus he knows when he gets home later at night you’ll have more proper sex.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
He’s the oldest, so I don’t really think he cares about getting caught doing anything in the dorm. Outside the dorm is off limits, public sex isn’t a go. But as for anything you can do inside the house, he’s open to discussing and trying if it sounds fun or actually pleasurable. 

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
He’s pretty big on foreplay to make up for how ‘normal’ sex is with him? Like sex with his is pretty average, the sex itself spans about 10 minutes, and two rounds in a row is a stretch for him. 

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Xiumin is tip toeing on the line of being a full blown dom, and the boys know better than to touch Xiumin’s stuff so he’s not worried about anyone seeing his secret stash. He’s got various handcuffs and silk clothes to tie your hands together or to the bed, and a few vibrators for foreplay.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
I feel like Xiumin is more impatient than the others, so teasing you is more like teasing him, and he’s not here for it. He’s big on foreplay, but full blown teasing, he normally passes on that stepped.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
Xiumin’s pretty quiet, but that’s just because he’s sort of shy. In the bedroom, with you, he’s in his element. He doesn’t hold back, and the mofo is a goddamn gifted singer and rapper, he’s got a voice. He’s pretty loud, to be honest, groan and moans and he’s very vocal, I feel bad for any members that are near, no one needs to hear that.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
Shower sex isn’t safe, kids, you and Xiu learned that the hard way. One day of work for you, and an intense schedule for Xiu, you were both in the mood but no one had the strength to go through stripping the bed afterwards, so shower sex was proposed. Long story short, a bar of soap was knocked off the shelf, someone slipped, and a trip to the ER was needed. 

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
Nana’s bias lmaoNana…this was a 20 minute convo for her to just give me an answer…According to my ‘dick master’ grandma, Xiumin’s dick is a bit on the shorter side, but he’s ‘thick like a one of those good big German sausages’. I hate my grandma 

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
Xiumin’s climbing in the years, so I think his hormones have certainly settled down, so he’s not just a horny teenage boy anymore. I think his sex drive is pretty stable, few times a week you two have sex, or if he knows he’s going away for a while he tries to squeeze in a few extra rounds to make up for the time you’ll lose. But besides that, he’s a pretty average sex drive man.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
After the work he puts in with you, Xiu’s exhausted and ready for a tap out nap. I don’t think he falls asleep quickly, but he’s flopped down, demanding cuddles, and settling down for sleep.

Lip Gallagher Marriage Headcanons

Prompt: Hello! Could you write something about being married to Lip Gallagher, pretty please? Thank you! 💗
A/N: a I know you didn’t ask for headcanons and I know these are shit but you asked for something with being married to Lip so this is what happened I’m so sorry if you don’t like it, but I hope you enjoy!

-the proposal was so spontaneous, you guys were walking the streets of Chicago and he stopped walking, looking at you and said “let’s get married”
-of course you said yes!
-he saved up every last dime he came in contact with to get you a ring almost as beautiful as you
-his words not mine!

-he’s shocked you “settled for him”
-his family is more shocked then him because they never thought he’d settle down with one girl
-they all make jokes and he yells at them but you just blush
-Debbie is so happy to have you as a sister the girl idolizes you
-Ian is so his best man
-I’d like to think Mandy comes back and even though her and Lip’s past y'all are besties and she’s your maid of honor
-you so got Liam to carry the rings that moment was the purest thing around
-handwritten vows with lots of tears

-Lip moved in with you after the wedding and Liam is at your house almost everyday
-Liam has slept over multiple times and loves to sleep between the two of you
-this isn’t even a joke Liam is like your child
-Lip basically raised Liam so it makes sense, you don’t mind
-you have the kid talk at least once every other month
-Lip wants to have kids with you so bad but is waiting until you two are stable when it comes to money.
-Lip wants nothing more than a family with you please give this boy kids
-for now y'all have Liam
-ok I’ll stop mentioning Liam sorry

-Lip is hell bent on providing for you
-you have a job he just really wants to make sure you are the happiest healthiest person in the south side
-Lip can make a mean packet of ramen but also makes some lovely French toast if you ask
-this boy’s life goal is to make you happy
-he just loves you so much and you love his equally as much your marriage is beautiful and honestly goals for everyone

so because @bechnaesun​ practically coerced me into exchanging future evak headcanons with her, we present to you everything we screamed about for over two hours. 

even and isak get married. and their life goes a little like this:

  • isak and even adopt twins because they would feel like they should adopt siblings so they never, ever felt alone, even when they inevitably start feeling like maybe if they’re not related by blood they’re not the same, but they’d have each other, always.
  • isak would read so many parenting guides!! and google searches!! one times he just goes on a three hour wild ride of reading parenting blogs online, and afterwards, when even comes to bed, isak is sniffly and whispers, “what if we fuck up their lives forever? what if they end up hating us, and never calling–”
  • and even just presses a kiss to the top of isak’s head and says, “they would never, because they’d have you as a parent, and your love is one of the most powerful things in the world.”
  • isak isn’t totally calm after that, but it helps, a bit, but he also thinks that even may be a little biased. a tiny impressionable toddler is a lot different from your husband, because even’s already seen him at his worst, and has promised to stick with him through the good times and the bad. and besides, he never saw even in his angsty teenage phase, and just think about it they’re going to have to put up with all of that! how are we going to deal with puberty! what if they start dating!
  • even: then we just tell them about how we fell in love.
  • isak: baby, you asked me to smoke weed with you
  • even: it’s okay i figure we have at least a couple of years to develop a clean version of that story
  • so the point is, even with all of even’s attempts to placate isak’s worries, he still insists even follows the parenting guides to a tee, just in case they really fuck up at one point
  • even agrees, but mostly because if they do fuck up, then he’d have something to blame it on

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Miscellaneous Batman headcanons as relate to my little fic universe, that may or may not ever come up because who knows:

  • In general when it comes to Billionaire Playboy Bruce Wayne people go in one of two directions. Either he is the mysterious eccentric always galavanting around and seeing him at a party is like a Bigfoot sighting, or he is obnoxious and spoiled but people let him get away with it because he has money. But then it’s always a plot point that he is surrounded by vapid gold diggers?? I call bullshit, maybe Bruce Wayne is actually a really nice guy and he’s charming and charismatic and people think he is kind of naive, and maybe his smiles don’t always reach his eyes but maybe he just seems kind of lonely and people appreciate that he makes the effort. Maybe the women of Gotham are not all money-grubbing and shallow and actually recognize a good guy when they see one.
  • That actually will definitely come up but it’s still on the list because it relates to the next bullet point.
  • Models! In general models start working at 16 and are done when they’re 23. Modeling is an industry full of very young girls getting chewed up and spit out and sorry but you will never convince me that Batman would take advantage of that even under the guise of Billionaire Bruce Wayne. If you are a model and you meet Bruce Wayne he will be nice and he will be respectful and honestly he will act like a protective older brother and it’s just??? Such a change of pace???? He’s so nice????? And if they aren’t happy with their agency maybe he will direct them to some Wayne Enterprises subsidiary, and maybe when some photographer is being a skeeve they let him know and he never works in that town again, and maybe if they end up needing to go to rehab he pays for it because he can afford it and actually he owns the rehab center and also he is the sweetest man alive. So maybe when they need a plus one to a fashion event, they invite Bruce Wayne because they know he won’t take advantage, and maybe Bruce has a list of women and their interests so if he needs a plus one and he knows Anita loves the ballet he will call her up and they will go and they will mostly talk about her new cat because his name is Chairman Meow and she loves him the most. And when people ask later if she totally banged Bruce Wayne she says yes, it was awesome, his dick was huge, because idk man sometimes when a guy is nice you just tell people that as a courtesy. Then at parties Bruce Wayne is just surrounded by models and everyone shakes their heads and tsks about it while they ask him how he’s been and show him pictures of their cats.
  • Which is not to suggest that maybe when they are older and in a more stable place in their lives they do not actually bang Bruce Wayne because they probably do. Who wouldn’t???
  • One day some little girl is worried that Batman might skip her neighborhood and she decides the best way to make sure he shows is to leave some cookies on the roof of her building because if it’s good enough for Santa then why not Batman? But she’s like six so of course they are basically inedible and they’re supposed to look like bats but they kind of just look like poorly drawn distant seagulls and she leaves them out with a note like “For Batman only do not touch!!” and in the morning they are gone and she is satisfied that Batman has been patrolling to keep her safe. And eventually all the kids are doing this in Gotham and it’s just a whole buffet of confusingly-shaped poorly-made attempts at cookies (you have to make them yourself the children decide because when you are a kid it is important to have Rituals). Eventually Batman can tell which neighborhoods are having the most trouble based on density of cookies per block. He doesn’t actually eat them because he does not want to get food poisoning and at least once he’s pretty sure those were made of Play-Doh but he takes them anyway because he knows it helps kids feel safe.
  • A criminal tries to leave out poison cookies once but not only does he not eat them, it is immediately obvious what’s going on because these actually look like food.
  • If the cookies are still there in the morning the children all have a crisis because something is wrong with Batman and the religious kids pray and the nonreligious kids do weird superstitious shit that they have convinced themselves is helpful.
  • Kids love Batman okay especially little girls, as a little girl who loved Batman I can confirm.
  • Some of them probably leave out drawings and he keeps them in the Batcave sorry these are just Facts.
  • Bruce Wayne’s doctor is paid a fortune to make housecalls and she is well aware by now that he is Batman, but she lets him claim he was bungee jumping or whatever the fuck it is he thinks is plausible because she knew his father and she remembers when he was a cute kid and honestly who even cares.
  • Bruce Wayne’s dentist has also figured out that he is Batman because jesus fucking christ we just replaced those crowns what are you even DOING to your TEETH half of these are just implants now you are going to need dentures by forty please god just wear a fucking mouthguard draw some scary fangs on it if you have to like he appreciates how much money he is making replacing this man’s teeth but even he has limits
  • Bruce Wayne’s personal accountant has also figured him out because his money just falls into a goddamn non-deductible pit and he kept trying to lie about it and then changing the lie around when he realized the answer he was giving impacted his return and I’m sorry Bruce I might not be rich but even I know that you probably did not spend several million dollars this year on cheesecakes covered in gold leaf and you accidentally filed a project cost analysis for a stealth jet in with your receipts but lucky for you I am NICE and I shredded it for you and also those projections were poorly done so hit me up if you want someone who actually knows how regression works buddy
  • Catwoman never tries to rob Bruce Wayne because cats know that he is a cool guy. Actually it’s Batman that is always nice to cats but they smell the same so the cats don’t know the difference. They’re just like naw girl, that territory belongs to a friend of cats, don’t trespass unless it is for scritches because that guy gives some good scritches.
  • Robin eats one of the batcookies once and regrets it for the rest of the night. Don’t eat cookies left outside by small children. Just don’t.
  • Bruce Wayne got a JD/MBA and graduated at the top of his class, I know people like the idea of dropout Bruce Wayne backpacking around and learning to punch people but he also does not want to tank his father’s company or let criminals escape justice through Bat-shaped loopholes?? He probably went to Yale and took max credits every semester and spent all his time studying and working out and then went off in summers to learn new and exciting ways to punch a dude. He had no social life he slept like six hours max every night and he ruined the curve for everyone, what a dick.

anonymous asked:

Can I ask for some angst? What about the boys seriously injuring their s/o's in the middle of battle because they were hit with confusion.

TEARS! When those poor babies get confused it’s so cute and upsetting. 




You managed to dodge Noctis’s next stab, as you attempted to get close enough to apply the smelling salts, as everyone else was providing cover for you, as your boyfriend had become foe. Your eyes widen as you saw him summon a fireball, the Prince’s aim was already off when he was in control, but under confusion…

“Noctis!” You screamed, as you quickly rushed him, before he could do damage to either himself or anyone else.  Managing to getting the smelling salts underneath his nose, yet not before you felt the heat of the fireball explode.

The entire battlefield went quiet as they saw the smoke from the explosion, the beast was already down, as your three companions turned to where they last saw you.

“Noct.” Ignis gasped, as he begun running back towards you “Noct! Y/N, are you okay?”

As they reached the scene, finding your body leaning against Noctis’s, the Prince unharmed, yet you were situated within his lap, you legs tucked underneath you, hands to your sides, chin resting on the man’s shoulder, while Noctis held you tightly tears in the corners of his eyes.

“Oh my…” Prompto quickly stopped, as they all realized the smell of burning flesh, you entire right arm was black.

“I’m so sorry.” Noctis repeated to you time and time again, he knew you were alive, as he could feel your breathing, but your gaze remained locked over his shoulder to something in the distance. Obviously in a state of shock as you tried to process what happened, and the pain running through your body at the moment.

“Noct, Noctis, we have to move Y/N.” Ignis explained, kneeling before you two.

Noctis tried to process what the man was saying, only when Ignis reached for you, did he slowly start to relax his hold on you. Only to feel tears as your left hand grasped onto the bottom of his shirt, between your thumb and forefinger, your eyes finally blinking, as tears began to fall.


“Ignis stop.” Noctis ordered, as the elder man quickly stopped. “We have to move you, Y/N.”


Noctis nodded softly, turning his vision to Ignis, Noctis nodded, as Ignis wrapped his arms back around you waist, pulling you from the Prince’s lap. Only for everyone to flinch as you shrieked, you good hand quickly reaching out to Noctis, pulling yourself back to the Prince’s lap, crying.

“Noctis.” You cried.

Noctis sighed, “I’m sorry, I’m sorry.” Before anyone knew what was happening, the Prince tossed a sword away from himself before warping after it, only for Ignis to quickly scoop in and grab you. Instead of warping back, the Prince walked over slowly, he knew what he did, and he knew there was nothing he could do to apologize enough.



You staggered around the battlefield, trying to push through the hole within your leg that Prompto had accidentally entered in you within in confused state. For whatever reason, you and Gladiolus had been the main focus of the young blonde, as he fired. You just needed to distract him long enough for the smelling salts to take affect.

“Noct!” You panicked, as you saw Prompto’s next shot line up with the Prince. Shoving the Prince out the way, as you gasped, finding yourself at the barrel of Prompto’s pistol, as he fired. Lucky the confusion was wearing off, so he had managed to pull the gun away, but unfortunately it was down, the bullet going through your left thigh.

You entire body collapsed to the ground as you grabbed a hold of you leg, only realizing that you were screaming when you realized that you couldn’t hear Prompto. You didn’t want to look down, and see the wound, but you could feel it and this hurt a lot more than the hole he accidentally placed in your calf.

“Please be okay.”

You panted, trying to get yourself to stop screaming, but the pain was too much. Feeling Prompto move your torso into his lap, cradling you tightly, as Ignis and Gladiolus moved beside you.

“Y/n, tell me if you can feel this.” Gladiolus called, as he knocked on your shin, as you let out a rather loud shriek, turning to bury your face into Prompto’s shoulder, as he held you tightly, stroking your hair, whispering softly to you.

“The bullet didn’t go all the way through, we’ll have to dig it out, before we can place a potion on it.” Ignis stated. “We’re lucky, Prompto didn’t hit anything serious.”

“You’re going to want this.” Gladiolus stated, handing you one of his wrist guard, “Try to keep her from flailing around Prompto.”

Prompto held you tightly, tears falling from his eyes as he heard your muffled screaming from the wrist guard clenched between your teeth to avoid you from biting down on your tongue. “I’m so sorry sweetie, this is all my fault. I didn’t mean for this to happen. I’m so sorry.”



Years, years that Gladiolus knew you, before you started dating, and before you both fell in love. The man had never seen you like this, you always took pain with a laugh, even the couple of occasions where you kept going until you fainted, or your body stopped working.

Yet here, and now you laid on your back in the middle of camp, screaming bloody murder, as the man held you tightly to avoid you aggravating the large wound that Ignis was constantly pouring potion after potion into.

The large wound that, he, himself placed on you with his own broadsword. Had you not dodge in time, you would have been cut directly in half.

“You’re doing fine Babe, you’re doing amazing.” Gladiolus whispered stroking your hair, as he held you within his lap, keeping you as still as possible, while Prompto and Noctis held your legs to avoid you from kicking any of them in the tent.

The would have moved you to the nearest town, yet as it was now night, and the scent of your blood would have drawn more deamons. Even though your bleeding had stopped, the wound was refusing to heal completely.

“One more should at least but her within a stable condition, that I can administer basic first aid.” Ignis explained, he kept giving you a step by step process, not wanting to overload you.  “Y/N will you be fine to do this?”

“Gladdy,” You cried voice hoarse from screaming looking up to your boyfriend, tears in your eyes, “It hurts.”

Gladiolus wrapped both arms around your shoulders, holding you close and down,  to avoid you from reopening the wound, and hurting yourself further.  “I know babe,  just one more. Go for it Iggy.”

Gladiolus held you tighter, as you let out another loud scream, he couldn’t believe he had done this. That he had caused you to scream this way.



Ignis blinked awake, as he smelt an ocean? Yet they weren’t near the ocean.

No! It was sea salt, this was smelling salt. Had he become confused within the battle? His blurry vision, it seemed he misplaced his glasses.


Ignis looked down to the weak call of his name, seeing you hunched over, at his feet. “Darling are you alright?” Ignis inquired kneeling down to your level, having to so that he could actually see.

“I…I’m scar…ed…”

Ignis couldn’t stop the gentle gasp that came from his mouth, as you turned your attention up to him. A small trail of blood coming from your lips, looking down to see the reason you were hunched over. A dagger, one of his own, was jutting from your stomach.

It took the advisor less than a minute to put two and two together. He had done this within his confused state, he knew it.

“Darling, I’m going to lay you down.”

You nodded softly, removing one of your hands from the hilt of the dagger, to avoid it from shifting around and causing more damage, to rest on Ignis outstretched hand, as he placed his suit jacket down for you to lay on.

“My dear cupcake, it doesn’t appear too deep, we should remove it.” Ignis stated.

You smile weakly, as Ignis pulled a handkerchief from his pocket, as he wiped the blood from your mouth. “I trust you with my life, Ignis. Always have, always will.”

Ignis pursed his lips, as he nodded, his hand replacing your own on the hilt. Staring at the wound he had inflicted, trying to imagine what was going through your mind. Only to turn and face you, as you rose a hand to place on his cheek.

You wait until those green eyes meet you own, as you smiled through the pain in your stomach. You knew Ignis was nervous, he did not show it in his face, yet you could feel his fingers tremble in the hand that was holding the handkerchief at the entrance sight, and those sweet little pet names.

“I love you, Ignis, everything will be fine.” You smiled, as you motioned for him to come closer.

Ignis moved to lean over you, pressing a kiss to your lips as you wanted. Only to feel your hand wrap around his own, before you yanked the dagger out, a muffled grunt against his lips.

“My love, that was a rather reckless thing to do.” Ignis whispered against your lips, he knew you had fainted after your hand fell from his cheek. Yet he found himself wishing that you were awake so that he didn’t have to be left alone with his thoughts.

Singledad!Tom (the beginning) HC

Originally posted by peterbparkerr

SingleDad!Tom is my life source tbh so here we go! I think I’m going to do a couple of these headcanons/blurbs because I love Little Alana. Also before you ask yeah I made Alana mixed because I wrote a headcanon about Tom x black reader, and a part of it had him doing the little girls curly hair and I fell in love with that so expect that to be a part of this Alana “series”. The actual reader though will be vague enough to imagine yourself in that part. I hope you guys enjoy, let me know what you think. Love you guys!


Word Count: 1891

Warnings: Swearing and fluff

Taglist: @tbholland @stephie-senpai @cersei-lannister

  • Tom was in a pretty stable relationship with a dancer he’d met while filming in NYC named Kaya.
  • The two knew how to have fun together and enjoyed each other’s company.
  • The relationship came to a close however when the two got into an argument about not seeing each other enough that ended up with screaming and glasses being thrown at Tom’s head.
  • Kaya stormed out in a rage and it was safe to assume that relationship was over.
  • Tom moved on with his life, not wanting to dwell too much on the girl he did have serious feelings for.
  • Flashforward about a year later, Tom gets a phone call from his publicist flipping out on him.
    • “Do you know what you’ve done!?”
    • “Oh my gosh, I stopped myself before I spoiled it too-”
    • “No, not that. You’ve done something big, just Facetime me.”
  • He’d call her on Facetime and would see her with a baby in her lap.
  • To say he’d be confused was an understatement.
    • “Congratulations?”
    • “I should be saying congratulations, this little one was left in my office today with a note. You got Kaya pregnant.”
    • “Shit.”
  • He would be filming a Spiderman movie in Atlanta and paid for his publicist to fly down asap.
    • Let’s just say she wasn’t exactly happy about having to fly with a random child, who did not like her and would not stop wailing.
    • She ordered a lot of champagne on that trip.
  • Tom would first meet his little bean when he got home from filming to his Atlanta home. He’d walk inside and see his publicist in the living room with the baby girl sitting on a blanket grabbing at a stuffed animal. 
  • His heart stopped in his chest. She was beautiful.
  • The angel had dreamy chocolate eyes, chestnut curly locks, and caramel colored skin.
  • She had those adorable little pinchable cheeks.
  • “Holy shit you weren’t joking,” Harrison said coming in behind Tom. 
  • The little girl looked up at her father and his best friend.
  • Tom gently got down on his knees and came close to the little girl.
    • “Hi princess, I’m your daddy.”
    • The little girl grinned letting out a satisfied gurgle, trusting the stranger for some reason.
  • His publicist introduced the little one as Alana and she was 5 months old.
  • Tom pulled his daughter into his lap and hugged her close to his chest. She was his everything now and would make sure she had the whole world.
  • His publicist showed him Kaya’s note which simply explained how she was sick of being a mother and needed to live her life and he should never contact her.
  • He was PISSED to say the least. While he was glad he now had his daughter, he didn’t understand how his ex could just drop her off with no second thought. 
  • He contacted his lawyers and had them serve her with official papers giving him full custody so she couldn’t change her mind and make his life a living hell. Now that he had Alana he couldn’t imagine having her taken away from him.
  • At the beginning of his fatherhood journey, things were a little rocky. Tom had a tight filming schedule which involved early mornings and late nights.
  • He took his little girl to set with him and she was very clingy. 
  • She wasn’t sure how to feel about all the hustle and bustle of the set and felt comfortable in her father’s arms. 
  • The first time she saw him in his Spiderman suit she was confused. Tom chuckled at her wrinkly little forehead as she looked at him intently. 
  • He was really cautious about holding her while in the suit because spit-up on a 6 figure costume was probably not something Marvel wanted.
  • There was a very close call where Tom had been spinning her, not realizing she had just finished a bottle. One of the production assistants recognized the familiar look on the babies face and snatched her from his hands letting the little girl spit up on her instead of Tom in the expensive suit.
    • “Oh my God, I’m so sorry!” Tom hastily apologized, reaching to grab Alana back.
    • “Don’t worry, I’ll clean her up,” The woman said, already covered in the small girl’s snack. 
    • “Um thanks, Y/N I appreciate it.”
    • “No problem, Tom.”
  • Whenever Tom had to get his hair and makeup done Alana was right in his lap, cuddling up to his chest.
  • At the early morning shoots, the little one would have a tradition of falling asleep in his lap while getting his hair done.
  • He would smile down at his lap watching her little snores.
  • Alana became the set baby.
  • The whole Spiderman cast and crew fell in love with her. 
  • Zendaya and Jacob were especially soft with the little one, both having nieces and nephews.
  • Jacob would promise to teach her how to sing and also started calling her the Trinity’s baby.
  • Zendaya would buy Alana new clothes and offer to help do her hair, knowing Tom was helpless on the topic.
  • Everyone would joke that Alana’s allowed to see the script but Tom’s not because she’s a better secret keeper than him.
  • He attempted to keep her a secret for as long as possible from the outside world because he didn’t want the little one traumatized from yelling and cameras in her face.
  • He knew it was inevitable to keep her a secret forever, but he was doing a pretty good job. 
  • Marvel doubled down on security making sure no one on set took pictures of Alana and if they did they should expect to be hit with 2 lawsuits. One from Tom and one from Marvel.
  • So far, no one on the outside had suspected anything. The only “questionable” thing he did was switch out his usual sports cars for an SUV but that could just be reported as a change of style.
  • The first time Alana met her Uncles and Grandparents were during a filming break in November. While everyone on set was having Thanksgiving, he went home to show his little girl off to his family.
  • They took a private plane (thanks, Sony) back to London so they could be comfortable and Tom wouldn’t have to look over his shoulder every five minutes, paranoid someone knew who he was and was taking pictures of him and his girl.
  • She was surprisingly well behaved on the flight, sleeping most of it off in her car seat.
  • Tom looked at her lovingly and snapped a few pictures of her then placing a kiss on her forehead.
  • When the plane landed, he would have Harrison take Alana so in case someone did recognize him he wouldn’t have to explain why he had a child with him.
  • They made it through customs seamlessly and found the twins waiting for them with a car.
    • “Let her favorite uncle see her first,”
    • “Fuck off, Sam she’ll know I’m way cooler.”
    • “Can you divs shut up she’s still sleeping,” Tom would snap ending the arguing.
  • The car ride was spent catching up with each other, when they’re halfway home they hear a tiny little yawn.
  • Tom lifts up the blanket and chuckles as Alana rubs her sleepy little eyes.
  • “You’re home princess, isn’t that exciting?”
  • Arriving at the Holland home, Tom could barely get through the door without everyone bombarding him to get a look at the Holland girl.
  • He placed the car seat on the coffee table and removed the blanket, showing her angelic little face.
  • Everyone awwed. They’d seen the few pics Tom had taken but now she was actually there.
  • “You have the same eyes,” Nikki smiled lifting her granddaughter out of the car seat. “Aw, I’m going to spoil the mess out of you little one. Isn’t that right?” She cooed. Alana squealed. “You need to stay with us all the time, so you end up with our accent isn’t that right? You’re a London girl aren’t you?”
  • Dom would ask when Tom planned to show Alana off to the world, to which Tom responded “probably eventually, or never. Never works.”
  • His parents forced him to come up with a gameplan for revealing the secret, knowing he’d just be more upset if it came out not on his own terms.
  • The final solution was to have Harry take a black and white photo of having Tom hold a sleepy Alana against his shirtless chest, and then have the caption “Daddy’s sleepy angel”
  • The post blew the fuck up
  • The entire family turned their phones off just from the vast amount of calls, texts, and social media notifications they’d got.
  • Tom spent the rest of his break just enjoying time at home before he knew he had to face the public.
  • There was one call that he did pick up, Y/N’s.
  • Ever since she’d saved his suit, the two had been talking to each other. 
  • Alana normally switched between her and Harrison whenever Tom was acting on set. 
  • Tom would feel comforted by his friend’s nice words.
    • “Me and my girl will be alright, don’t worry about us.”
    • “We’ll amp up security on set if you need it. And we can make sure your flight comes in at a low traffic time.”
    • “I’ll figure it out. Thanks for checking up on us.”
  • The return back to Atlanta was…a mess. A hot mess. There was a genuine mob of people waiting for Tom, Haz, and Alana once they made it through customs.
  • The loud screams startled the baby girl, making her wake up and started crying.
  • Her father would try to shush her, but the tears did not stop.
  • Obviously, the mob of people heard the baby cry and it made them go even wilder.
  • Tom hurriedly tried to exit the airport with security, doing something he rarely did which was ignore signing things for fans.
  • Before he could fully exit someone yanked the blanket off the baby girls stroller, exposing her tiny eyes to the flashes.
  • All her father could see was red. He was visibly shaking out of anger that they, first of all, had the audacity to follow them, upset his child and then attempt to put their hands near his baby.
  • Harrison could see this anger and pushed his best friend ahead before he could do something he would regret. He grabbed Alana’s stroller, blocking her face with his body and practically running to the car.
  • In the car, Tom sat in the back seat with Alana and tried to soothe her cries. He was still tense but had a light touch with her. Her cries got quiet, as she wrapped her tiny hand around his fingers.
    • “It’s alright angel it’s okay.”
    • “I thought you were going to punch someone in the face,” Haz spoke up from the passenger’s seat.
    • “I should have.”
  • From that horrible experience, Tom was even more careful with Alana seeing how panicked she got the first time.
  • She was his whole world and he’d protect her as such.

A/N: First of all, and I am not joking when I say this, there were five people who asked for a Jooheon NSFW A-Z and I was going to write one for a member of Mamamoo but I gotta give what they want like damn you all are thirsty for the Joo but I can’t blame you bc he’s so fineeeeee. BTW I got this template from chantenyongs and I could not find the original creator to give proper credit to.

A = Aftercare

Mind you Joo can’t control himself with you and therefore he’s gonna instinctively try to cuddle you like a little baby (or be cuddled like a little baby) and probably get you a drink if he thought you needed it. Sex with him won’t really be rough so he’ll assume you aren’t in any pain when the evening grows darker.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He’s got mad raps thanks to his tongue and he’ll gladly use those skills on you any day of the week. He will literally lick from your neck to your thighs if you let him and he’ll even leave little kisses in his path. On you, (his favorite part is everything bc you’re perf but everyone’s got a favorite) his favorite part is your eyes because wow you got pretty eyes and he can’t not look at them woah.

C = Cum

He tried to pull out but he messed up and now he’s cumming on the inside of your legs whoops now he has a new favorite body part bc damn that was hot.

D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs)

This isn’t something we all didn’t think at least once in our lives but Jooheon really wants to just try spanking with you. He thinks he is too vanilla and wants to spice things up a bit sometimes and this is a good way for him because he gets to have you laying on his lap while marking your butt. He wouldn’t go too hard like some people I know (mveowrb-rapmon-sjviejrbg) but just enough to get you to beg for more.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

boi you wish he’s too sweet to get that much pussy to be a sex mastermind but I can’t say he doesn’t know what he’s doing because hE kNOws eXaCtLY wHAt He’S dOIng

F = Favorite position

Out of all of the idols I’ve done a A-Z for I have given none of them the honor of having morning sex so here’s Jooeon asking for a quicky before he goes to work the the promise to do it all again later on.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Oh yeah he’s a prankster in the streets and that doesn’t change in the sheets like one day he’ll show up wearing those stupid glasses with the fake nose and mustache expecting to get laid.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they)

Unexpectedly he’ll shave so it’s really random with him. Today he’ll be fully grown, then next week he’s hairless.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

The more comfortable you two get the less romantic he’ll become because he’s not trying to impress you he’s just trying to love you so he’ll go all out like he used to on really special days like anniversaries, birthdays, etc.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation)

He once stole your panties as one of his jokes but that night he had to work late so he ended up jacking off into them sorry.=, you’re not getting them back because he threw them away. He was too scared of being caught with them so he wrapped them in tissues and trashed them like he murdered someone.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Greatly enjoys having you hugging his neck to try and stable yourself as he’s inside of you. He loves you using him as an outlet and that he can provide for you just by being with you.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

Earlier I mentioned he’s pretty vanilla but that doesn’t mean he is limiting himself to the bedroom. He can move all he wants in there and that makes way for so many possibilities for the two of you, making it one of the many of his favorite places , it’s his no. 2. His tippity top favorite place is actually outside. It’s not any old location, it’s a secret spot you two discovered while walking home. It’s a plot of grass with a weeping willow tree shielding a spot. Through the leaves you two can’t be seem or heard from their thickness. This is his favorite spot because it incorporates the space of your bedroom and it’s a meaningful place for the both of you.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

There’s a sign you two accidentally came up with for when one of you wants to get it on while you are in public and that sign is grabbing the other wrist. Like you two could be at dinner with Monsta X and Jooheon will grip your wrist slightly and that’s the equivalent to saying “I want my dick in you now.” and you’ll have to make up an excuse for the two of you to rush home.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He doesn’t like the name giving kinks like being called “daddy, master, sir, etc” would make him go soft and he might just be too embarrassed to continue. He wouldn’t hold it against you but he'l politely ask you to not do that and try to find a common ground so you both can fulfill your fantasies.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He prefers the 69 position if anyone is giving or receiving oral. If he starts eating you out his hard on will distract him until you move to return the favor. If you start blowing him he’ll feel like you aren’t getting off so he’ll do his best to make you cum before he does.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He isn’t fast or slow, rough or soft, he’s like exact? He snaps into you before drawing out of you completely and snapping back in. It’s a constant speed he sets in the beginning and most likely won’t increase or decrease unless you ask him too.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He likes quickies in privacy but never when there’s too much risk of getting caught.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Previously mentioned he would die if he ever got caught doing anything remotely sexual with or without you there so he’ll take everything into thought and make solutions to every possible problems before things get heated.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He can about three rounds before he’s exhausted. Don’t try to convince me otherwise because he can definitely go for more than two but he can’t go all night.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

There are no toys. No vibrators, no ropes, none of it.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He probably wouldn’t even have lube because he foreplays long enough for you to be soaking.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He would moan with every snap into you and basically only say “baby” the whole time.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

He’s a sucker for you 24/7 so having recorded audio or video of you two having sex on his phone for when he’s away would be heaven for him.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

He’s totally about average length and width but it wouldn’t matter because he can drive his hips into yours so far that you can’t remember how long he is nor do you care.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

He can go forever without sex but every month or so he can’t control his urges and asks you for it. You’ll be like “god finally! I though I was a perv!” before you two get all hot and bothered.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He’s not rough with you so he shouldn’t be too tired afterwards. This gives the to of you time you can spend talking or just sitting in comfortable silence.


Autistic!Kaz Headcanons

Just bc I can. You should all read @barrelrat‘s initial post about this that initially got me thinking this way/that inspired a few of the following. But basically I couldn’t sleep last night so here we are. 

-Kaz longing for the quiet, peaceful familiarity of the farm when he first comes to Ketterdam. The city is too big, too loud, too bright, too crowded, too much. Everything overwhelms him for the first few weeks, and he clings to Jordie as the only stable, familiar anchor that he has. 

-He picks up magic/sleight of hand quickly/easily because in addition to being a special interest, the constant, repetitive movements he practiced over and over again necessary to let him master the skills are stims. He does this a lot unconsciously. One of his favourites is manipulating small stacks of coins in his hands, or shuffling packs of cards. 

-One of the things that makes him so successful with magic, with conning, with life tbh is his Need to know why. (this is canon, and I love it, so it’s not really a hc but see if I care) His plans are so detailed, so meticulous, and generally go so well because of how thoroughly he understands each and every detail of them. It’s not enough to know that, for instance, Wylan’s timed bombs will go off when he says they will, Kaz needs to understand the mechanics behind them. This helps him spot weaknesses, flaws, and patterns, and is one of the things that makes him so successful. 

-Kaz being touch averse before Jordie’s death. Only now there are images and grief attached to the aversion. That makes it worse but also, in a twisted kind of way, better. Because at least now there’s a Reason behind it, and he can understand it. 

-Kaz plans everything. From breaking into the Ice Court, to basic, every day to-do lists. He can do it all mentally, and keep track of everything that way, but he likes writing it all down. IT’s a way of taking control and it’s grounding/calming. Probably has an old blackboard/some chalk in his office at The Slat. It’s stimmy and it means he can doodle elaborate lists and plans all over it. 

-Most of his stims are small things that he can hide. The streets worked out the notable ones from him a long time ago. He strokes the head of his cane, tracing all of the deep lines and groves in it, lingering on patches that are especially smooth. He flexes his hands - the feeling of the leather gloves curling around them is especially Good. Is also prone to leg dancing and finger tapping (especially to music. He picks out the beats of any nearby music and taps along to the them) But they’re all things that he can be discreet about. He used to hum, but when he was abandoned on the streets it was too much of a giveaway and he trained himself to stop. 

-Kaz saying he has a headache when he becomes overloaded because he doesn’t know how else to explain that he needs to leave this place now

-First signs of him heading towards a meltdown is always irritability. He becomes v easily frustrated, snaps sharply if interrupted, becomes frantic if he can’t easily find something, and is agitated and irritated by even small sounds in his vicinity. Will murder you for being too Loud when he’s like this because he just can’t deal with it. 

-Never has meltdowns in front of other people. He instinctively suppresses them in public/on a job. This typically causes a massive shutdown afterwards. he locks himself in his room, turns off all the light, and buries himself in his bed where it’s dark and quiet. He refuses to see anyone during that time, and everyone knows not to bother him/to let him recover in peace. 

-Has shutdowns more frequently than meltdowns. Becomes nonverbal during them, very withdrawn and unresponsive - typically the only communication anyone gets out of him then is nods/shakes of the head. 

-Bad trauma days make his sensory issues much, much worse. Some days he can’t leave his room because the very feel of the air on his skin is too much. He won’t even let Inej see him on those days, he needs to be alone to be able to meltdown/stim and process everything the way he needs to. 

-Occassionally becomes utterly Consumed by short but very very intense special interests. Once developed one in baking, it only lasted about a week but it was Intense. He was covered in flour for days and was constantly trying new things, and tweaking old recipes to make them completely perfect. Only Kaz could turn cake-making into a form of science. He experimented with different methods of mixing, different amounts of flour, the order he added the ingredients in etc etc etc. The Dregs were baffled but delighted. Nina swears she has never eaten better waffles in her entire life. 

-His cane becomes a comfort object, he gets really angsty if he doesn’t have it close at hand at all times. His gloves are comfort objects too, even if he manages to stop wearing them all the time, he always keeps them on him. Inej brings him back a small, smooth, polished stone she found on her travels - it becomes a comfort object, too. He always has it in his pocket. 

-Can recreate maps/building plans he’s studied incredibly accurately….But he has no sense of direction. Frequently gets lost in The Slat. Only manages to navigate the city bc he’s carefully memorised maps/routes/landmarks. 

-APD has him threatening to gag Jesper at least twice a week because ‘I can’t process two different speakers/conversations at once, Jesper shut up.’ 

-Loves listening to Wylan play flute. Will legit sit and listen to him quietly for hours. Wylan starts noticing when Kaz is getting overloaded and, if he’s able, will discreetly play for a little while to help ground him. 

-One time Inej changed her perfume an he became so irritated and bothered and  he couldn’t understand why which was almost more frustrating. Eventually she realised what was wrong. 

-Hates clothes with high/tight collars, they feel like they’re strangling him. 

-I’m not entirely sure if this is possible Heartrender wise, or rather, if it was possible pre-parem but, like, humour me okay? He asks Nina to use her abilities to lessen the quality of his hearing/eyesight/touch, just slightly, and only for short periods of time, but it really helps when he’s becoming overloaded. 

-Will cut you if you fuck with his routine/his plans in any way. (Always has v precise, detailed plans and no, we can’t go there first, because if we go there first then x, y, z will happen, and we won’t be able to do that, and the world will end no just everybody do as I say I have worked this shit out) 

-Absently stroking Inej’s hair = The Best Stim. 

-The pickiest of picky eaters. 

-Kaz ‘I don’t like new things’ Brekker. Nina despairs over him bc he orders exactly the same thing every single time they go out for anything to eat. 

-One time a restaurant took his item off their menu and Kaz Twitched uncomfortably until the owner told him they kept a few of the necessary ingredients on-hand for him so he could still have it. All of Ketterdam relaxed and a shrine was later built to this good woman’s sense. 

-Had to carefully teach himself to read each individual person’s tone/expressions/body language etc for each job. He constantly studies people and improves his understanding of them - it’s like watching for tells in a fight/card game, but with everything. Keeps very detailed, very extensive notes. Doesn’t realise that not everyone has to do this until Nina spots his notes on her and is just like ??? Kaz ??? is this necessary ????? 

-Dsypraxia!Kaz - performs incredible precise, delicate, deft lock-picking one minute. Bangs into the corner of a desk the next bc it was moved an inch to the right of its usual spot. 

-One day, Mathias decides to be ‘helpful’ and sets about fixing up The Slat. Kaz walks in and freezes. ‘No.’ ‘But the floorboards were creaking here so-’ ‘No.’ ‘The roof leaked a little, I thought-’ ‘No.’ ‘The carpets were-’ ‘No.’ ‘The paintwork could use a little freshening u-’ ‘No.’ Kaz threatens to drown him in the fresh tin of paint he has open and ready next to him and methodically undoes all of Mathias’ fixes until the Slat is creaking, whistling, leaking, and tripping people up as it should. 

-One time Nina got bored and decided to rearrange the furniture ‘for a change’. This did not go down well. 

-Gunshots are sensory hell tbh. 

-Views literally everything in terms of business arrangements bc it’s the only way he’s learned to really make sense of social interactions?? People are loyal to him bc he knows their secrets, and bc he’s the most beneficial to their interests than any other gang leader in Ketterdam. People will do favours for him bc he’s done things for them in the past/would do in the future. ‘I will make you waffles today, and you will promise to help me with my sensory shit at a later date when I need you to. The deal is the deal.’ ‘Uh…Kaz…We’re friends?????’ Kaz: *this does not compute* *Nina sighs and just nods and yes, yes, u strange boy, just prepare me my waffles* 

-He slowly starts to understand things on a more personal/intimate/informal level when he’s with Inej and they start getting closer. But he still, at the end of the day, rationalises/makes sense of everything via a structure that’s simple, and logical to him, and that’s by viewing it as a job. Inej is patient with him, and pretty understanding…As long as he never gets to the point of, like, ‘I have kissed you three times today, this equates to a ten minute leg massage, I would like to cash this in now, please.’ (He never does. (Except once when he was teasing her about it and she just like ffs, kaz, u had me for a minute there.)) 

-Has a ‘mutually beneficial relationship’ with a stray cat he insists he hasn’t adopted. He feeds it and gives it somewhere warm to sleep. In return it is an A++++ stim toy. V soft and it’s a great, warm presssure stim when it curls up in his lap which is obviously the only reason he lets it do this. But he has not adopted it, this is strictly a business arrangement- I can see you rolling your eyes at me, Nina. (Its name is ‘Demjin.’) 

Let’s talk about Isak

So here we are at the second of the meta posts I wanted to write, and for which I created this blog in order to have somewhere to put them.  This one is about Isak all on his own.  He’s such a complex, interesting character and I’m constantly fascinated by him.  However, as in all fandoms, there are certain perceptions of him that have become accepted as universal truths to the point that most fic and art uses those ideas as if they are canon.  Since I’m in an analytical mood, I’m going to take a look and see just how accurate they all are.  Again, I could write a book on all the things I agree with about Isak: he’s smart, he’s analytical, he’s an introvert, he loves Even etc etc.  But there’s not much use in rehashing that stuff again, so I’m going to look at things where I either disagree or at least partially do.

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anonymous asked:

Reddie bringing their daughter home from the hospital for the first time maybe? And Richie is just gushing over here while Eddie plays with her PR something? THANK YOU!!!

  • Adopting a child was the very first thing they did after they graduated from college and got their own place, no matter how hard Stan tried to convince Eddie over the phone that maybe that wasn’t the greatest idea just yet 
  • Eddie and Stan understood each other’s worries, so that’s why Eddie went to him for advice when he and Richie were still considering
  • Stan tried to argue that they needed to be sure about their stability and etc etc etc
  • But once Eddie told Richie about that, Richie was somewhat furious and he called Stan himself, saying that his fist felt stable enough to punch Uris in the face if he tried to ruin this for them…………..
  • Eddie was a bit shocked, however, he knew all the reasons why Richie wanted this so bad, it was one of Richie’s biggest dreams to have a kid and give all the love he himself was not given as a boy back in Derry
  • So, soon enough after deciding, they were filing all the paperwork and going after all the needed documents, contacting the right people
  • Long before that, they had decided that when it was finally the right time, they would adopt a child, boy or girl, that had been abandoned by their biological mother at the ICU of a hospital; Eddie heard that happened a lot from a nurse during one of his many visits to the ER for silly reasons
  • Richie knew that’s what they had to do as soon as Eddie told him; if it was up to Richie he’d adopt a dozen kids in that situation
  • Richie would distract himself from all the waiting the adoption process includes by decorating the baby’s room, as soon as it was settled that they were in line for a girl
  • Eventually, the person responsible for the adoption found the way for them to adopt a red-haired baby girl who was born prematurely 
  • She was in the ICU ‘cause she needed to gain weight, but by the time she was 3 weeks old, her biological mother had stopped showing up at the hospital after leaving a note inside the incubator saying “she wasn’t strong enough to do this all by herself”
  • baby girl stayed in the ICU for nearly 2 whole months
  • It’s now 1999, and for a couple months Richie and Eddie had been obsessing over The Parent Trap (like, BIG TIME), and they are bickering about if they are gonna name their daughter Annie or Hallie, Eddie obvs wants it to be Annie
  • Most times Richie would do anything to please Eddie, but not this time, this adoption IS HIS THING, so he won’t give up on calling their princess “Hallie”
  • She was discharged at six months and it’s official that her name is Hallie Tozier
  • On the day they got her out of the hospital, Richie was SO nervous he could not do anything but say incoherent unfinished sentences, so it was Eddie who talked to the doctors about all the things she would need.. while Richie struggled to at least sign the papers in proper handwriting
  • But once they are home, in her bedroom, Richie’s creation, he is IN HEAVEN, like it’s Christmas Valentine’s and his Birthday at the same time!
  • Richie won’t let go of her for a second and he can’t stop staring at her and smiling and trying to get her to laugh, telling her all the things they are gonna do together, he is crazy in love <3
  • Eddie starts to get a bit jealous, ‘cause he had never ever seen Richie that obsessed about anyone other than Eddie himself, so that feels weird at first, but also Eddie is jealous ‘cause he wants to bond with little Hallie too
  • As expected, they bicker about it 
  • And that’s the first time baby Hallie REALLY giggles at them while she’s being pulled from one’s parent’s arms to the other’s 
  • Richie is fascinated! He completely loses it after a couple seconds, so he sits down in the polka-dot armchair and burst into tears, it’s loud and dramatic, but also the best scene to remember this day by years later
  • Eddie thinks it’s adorable, and that it is about time anything would grant him the opportunity to just look at her and watch her little eyes analyzing the stuff in her room with curiosity, and dance with her in his arms around the house as he gives her a tour of the place
  • Richie eventually gets himself together and goes after them because he misses the two loves of his life already, also he looks for a camera so he can take some much-needed photos of this magical day
  • On the next day, they are already planning a way to get all the Losers to be in the same place so they can meet Hallie Tozier
  • A few years later, once Father (Eddie) and Dad (Richie) got married, and Hallie already started going to school, she loves to write “Hallie Kaspbrak-Tozier” all over her notebooks
  • No matter how much Dad loves the spotlight; when it comes to marriage, Eddie’s last name had to be the first one, ‘cause, remember, Richie is whipped™
  • Hallie thinks it’s lovely, romantic and loyal, so she’s crazy about the concept too 
  • Hallie is everything you can imagine a girl would be if you blend Richie and Eddie’s personalities together, and consider Beverly mf Marsh is her godmother
  • thinking about this part makes me hyperventilate so i can’t go on any farther 
  • but yeah, they were happy, you know???????
  • i’m not crying, you are crying 
  • bYE!

mystic-hyunryu  asked:

i was wondering if you could do a scenario where MC takes Zen to her parents house to meet and then her father pulls her away and says something like “he’s too good for you, he’s gonna leave you,” and then zen overhears the conversation?

Zen meeting MC’s family, with a father who thinks he’s too good for her


  • “Zen, we don’t have to do this if you don’t want to.”
  • You finished putting on your last bit of makeup, turning towards Zen to see him brushing his long, silver hair.
  • He let out a chuckle, turning to you with a smirk.
  • “Nonsense! I’ve been wanting to meet them for awhile. Do you not want me to meet them?”
  • “Oh, it’s not that! They’re lovely people.”
  • You walked towards your loving boyfriend, taking his much larger hands in yours.
  • “I didn’t want you to feel uncomfortable,” you responded.
  • He bended down to place a gentle kiss to your forehead and squeezed your hand in his, his thumb rubbing gentle circles into the palm.
  • “I want to meet your family.”
  • You two decided to walk considering it was only a good ten minutes away. He wanted to go in the motorcycle but you asked him to hold out on it for a bit.
  • Though Zen acted collected and unalarmed by visiting your parents, he was still freaking out a little bit.
  • He’s met girls parents before, but this was different,
  • These were your parents, therefore he had to meet them; because of them, you were here, and he’d be forever grateful.
  • Your mother opened the door with a cheery smile, her voice a little high pitched at she squealed seeing you again, her arms wrapping around your form.
  • She let you go and turned to Zen, a blush appearing on her face at seeing the handsome man her daughter brought home.
  • “Zen! It’s a pleasure to finally meet you,” your mother says. “You must make my daughter very happy since she never stops talking about you.”
  • Zen chuckles, throwing his arm around your shoulder.
  • “Nice to meet you. I’m glad to hear your daughter is so fond of me as I am as fond of her.”
  • Your mother lead you two into the kitchen where the table was already set, and your father sat at the head playing with his phone.
  • When he heard your voice, he put the phone down and rose from his chair to give you a hug and greet Zen.
  • Dinner was rather lively as Zen shared stories from set, your father did the usual by asking him a bunch of questions, and your mother did her fair share of praising you.
  • The dinner was going so well.
  • Everyone was getting along.
  • Everyone loved Zen who wouldn’t
  • Your father interrupted the conversation between Zen and your mom, who were talking about his upcoming movie;
  • “MC, we’ve both finished our dinner. Come to the kitchen with me.”
  • You found that odd since he usually let your mum do the clearing of the table, but you didn’t mind or question it as with a smile, you lifted your plate and followed to the kitchen.
  • Your father let out a mocking laugh that was more of a huff when you came in and started to put your plate in the sink.
  • “What is it?”
  • “Zen, he’s fantastic. Stable actor, famous, good looks at that. He’s certainly charmed your mother.”
  • You smiled, starting the water in the sink and pulling out a sponge and gloves.
  • “He is. I’m so proud of him and everything he’s accomplished.”
  • He let out the same mocking laugh but before you could ask him why he kept doing that, he leaned against the wall, shaking his head and said,
  • “You’re so naive.”
  • Your scrubbing stopped and you turned to look at your father, your brows stitching together confused.
  • “Excuse me?”
  • His next words came and bruised your confidence: “He’s too good for you. He’s going to leave you.”
  • You were utterly astounded to be frank at his words, your breath hitching as you put the plate down forcefully in the sink and turned to look at hive with a grave look on your face.
  • “Why would you say that?”
  • “Look at you.”
  • “What do you mean, ‘look at me’. Are you saying he’s going to leave me because of my appearance.”
  • “Not strictly your look’s, I mean your whole self. You’re not someone who’s assertive, you don’t have many skills. You can’t really appreciate what he does.”
  • “Are you kidding me? I’ve supported him through all of this. I’m his manager for god sakes.”
  • Your father shrugged, pouring himself a glass of water. “Well than you see the women he works with. Those are the women he belongs with. Someone as good looking as him should be with an equally beautiful partner.”
  • There was a pain in your heart, and your stomach ached as you listened to your father’s words that were cruel and struck like a dagger through your chest.
  • Never did you think you own father would say something like that.
  • Shouldn’t he be supportive?
  • Shouldn’t he be happy that you’re happy?
  • You wanted to run away and cry. This shouldn’t be happening.
  • This dinner was a terrible idea.
  • “Excuse me sir.”
  • All heads turned towards the door where Zen stood, a dark look on his face as he held his arms crossed and glared at your father.
  • “I’m not with her for her looks or her skill, I am with MC is because I love her.”
  • Your face lit up. The sorrowful feelings were experiencing mere moments ago disappearing as you felt joy at Zen’s words.
  • He holds his hand out to you, and you took it, letting him pull you to him.
  • “You don’t know me and you clearly don’t know your own daughter for that matter.”
  • “She has many skills, and she is more beautiful than any other woman I have met.”
  • “She is the reason I have gotten this far in my career.”
  • “She’s your own daughter, and yet you would say that to her.”
  • “So if you would excuse us,” Zen said already leading you out of the room and towards the door. “We are leaving.”
  • The whole walk home you listened to Zen grumbled about what a jerk your dad was, and you couldn’t help but feel happy at that.
  • He supported you, and he confirmed he wouldn’t leave you for anyone.
  • That was all you could ever ask for.
  • You rested your head against his shoulder which seemed to shut him up a bit. He bent his head down to kiss the top of your head a whisper a small ‘I love you’ into your hair.
  • Who cared about your fathers opinion when all that mattered was Zen, and he loved you with all his heart.


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anonymous asked:

Shisui, Itachi, or Sasuke (and a brief explanation pls!)? If the Uchiha Massacre didn't happen, who would: have gotten married first? have fallen in love first? Have kids first? get annoying with bragging about their s/o? host family get-togethers? Play match-maker for the single ones? If married, who was his best man? How did the other one feel about not being best man? Do the others like his spouse? Do their s/os get along? Sorry if there are too many questions! Answer what you feel like!

Okay, these three are some of my boys, and I love anything that’s a Non Uchiha Massacre AU, and I really do like this ask! 

Originally posted by annalovesfiction


  • 1st: Itachi. Mainly because out of the three he would be most accepting of settling down early, and would benefit by going into that lifestyle early on. Itachi’s never really been the bachelor-life type, he’d rather be with someone and be settled down than living the free life of a bachelor, so he’d probably be the first to get married. But by no means does this imply that he’s constantly in a relationship; he’s probably one of those people who has maybe three relationships throughout his life, and once he’s found that person he wants to be with forever, then he’ll marry them relatively early.
  • 2nd: Shisui. He would definitely enjoy some time as a bachelor where he doesn’t have to care about anyone, but himself, and he can just do his thing and enjoy life. He’s more capable of letting loose and actually enjoying this stage of life in comparison to Itachi, so that’s why he spends more time in this phase; Shisui really does benefit from this stage in the long run. Though I can definitely see Shisui having one of those “We were friends with benefits but then one morning I woke up and I realized I loved them and dammit these things never work right…” things happen to him, honestly. Probably ends up marrying that person. I feel like Shisui would have a longer bachelor stage, but a short relationship stage, and him and his S/O are ‘officially’ together for maybe a year and then they get engaged/married.
  • 3rd: Sasuke. First off he’s the youngest by a good amount of years, so chronologically it’s not surprising he’s the last to get married, but I also feel like his personality kinda stunts him from getting into relationships in general, so that also prolongs his stage as a bachelor. It’s not that people don’t want to be with him, but he just has a hard time surrendering that independence and making himself vulnerable to another person, so it takes a bit for him to be comfortable enough and have enough faith in a person to get into a relationship with them. I also feel like he would be in a relationship for a rather long time before proposing, like 3+ years, if not longer.

Fall in Love:

  • 1st: Shisui. He’s the most average in his love life honestly. Out of the three, he probably has the most, like “puppy love.” That’s not the right word, but he’s more likely to be someone to love little bits and pieces of just random people he knows; it’s not the genuine love he’ll have for his end S/O, but it’s still love, ya feel? Like you loved your high school boyfriend/girlfriend, but there’s no way you’d want to spend the rest of your life with them?? Also he hooks up the most out of the three, so idk what you want to do with that, but it’s most fitting for this category.
  • 2nd: Itachi. Okay, if we are being fair, Itachi was the first to fall in genuine love. If Itachi is in a relationship, then he truly cares and loves the person, and it’ll be something that lasts for a while. He probably didn’t really date until his 20’s, so he never really went through the stage where relationships only lasted a short time period.
  • 3rd: Sasuke. Again, it takes Sasuke a while to become comfortable with a another person romantically, so he’s that last to fall in love solely because of that.


  • 1st/2nd: Shisui and Itachi: I can see them both having children right around the same time tbh. Both of them are totally open to having a family, and honestly excited, so I feel like they would both have children relatively early on. Plus since their kids are born right around each other, they can try and survive parenthood together and their babies can grow up together, how sweet. There’s a few difference between the two of them though.
    • Itachi’s child was definitely planned and happened after him and his S/O were married. He’d also probably only have one, maybe two kids.
    • Shisui’s more likely to have a child outside of marriage, and it’s one of those “oh shit,” moments. Nonetheless, he doesn’t really care, he’s okay with having a baby; his baby’s gonna be amazing regardless. Also, he’s not really one to plan for kids even after him and his S/O are married, if they happen, they happen. He’s more likely to have three or so kids.
  • 3rd: Sasuke. Definitely waited until he was married to have kids in hopes that they would grow up in a more stable environment.  He’ll only want one child, honestly, and put everything into the one child. He thought about having a second, but decided against it, just because he wanted to make sure that his first baby had everything that they needed. Probably had his baby later in life too, because he wanted deal with everything within himself before bringing a child into the world and having to focus on solely them.  He just didn’t want them to suffer, because he was still dealing with personal issues and he wasn’t able to dedicate enough time to them.

Bragging about S/O

  • Shisui brags about his S/O and Sasuke can get annoyed with it. Itachi doesn’t really care; he probably knows Shisui’s S/O well. Shisui doesn’t even do it to annoy anyone, he’s just really proud of his S/O.

Hosting Get Togethers

  • Shisui hosts the big things where there are a lot of people coming over and it’s a lively event, especially after everyone has kids. Shisui’s home’s really warm and welcoming and he’s the most welcoming and jovial of the three, so he took on this role.
  • Itachi will have the small things where it’s maybe just 6 or so people, mainly the adults too.
  • Sasuke’s a bad host, so no parties at his house.

Best Man

  • Itachi and Shisui were each other’s Best Man, because they’re are the best bros ever. Sasuke really didn’t care that much, because he already kinda figured that these two would do this from the get go.
  • Sasuke had Naruto, because without Naruto he wouldn’t where he is in life, and he probably wouldn’t even be getting married. Shisui and Itachi are just happy that Sasuke found someone who’s pushed past Sasuke and all this Sasuke-traits and decided to marry the kid.


  • I see all of their S/O’s getting along, honestly. Especially Shisui and Itachi’s, because they’ve probably known each other for a while, just because of Shisui and Itachi’s friendship. They probably went on double dates a lot and their kids play together, so they’re a tight knit family. I can totally see their S/Os end up being best friends too; imagine them talking about their husbands. omg.
    • “I told Itachi that he needed to go to the eye doctor and get new glasses, but he’s being stubborn and not admitting that his eyes are terrible. The kids were playing down the hall yesterday, and he couldn’t tell which one was which bc they were both turned around and wearing matching shirts. And if not being able to tell your children apart isn’t enough to make him go get a new prescription, I don’t know what is…”  
    • “Oh my God, I swear I think not taking care of your eyes is an Uchiha thing. Shisui needs to get new contacts; but he won’t go either for some odd reason. He wore the same pair of contacts for four days straight without taking them out, and I had to threaten to take them out myself, because I was worried that they were going to get infected or something.”
    • “So that’s why his eyes were so red a couple days ago…”
    • *eye roll* “Yes. Why don’t we just send them there together; that’s the only way, and we can’t have them going blind, that would be a mess…”
  • When Sasuke finally got a S/O, I can see all of them being welcoming to them and trying to help the adjust to all things Uchiha, because adjusting to this mess of the family can take some time, but I mean, it’s worth it.

anonymous asked:

Along with the ponyboy dad thing, can u go into detail about his kids? Like what their names are, what they look like, their personality, etc. thx!

- he’s about 28 when he has his kids 

- he wanted to get through college, own a house and car, be married, have a stable job, all that
- he wanted the financial stability that he didn’t really have as a teenager

- he wants to have his brothers 2.0
- after a while, he learns to love his brothers no matter what
- he even appreciated how hard Darry could be on him because it pushed him towards success and prosperity

- but the poor baby has triplets
- but he loves them all so much

- so they’re fraternal triplets  
- all girls yet they don’t look alike

- when he heard he was having triplets, he was basically Ben Wyatt
- “I added up all the expenses for the next eighteen years. it’s a lot. and then I multiplied them by three. and y'know what happened? the numbers got a lot higher.”
- he was freaking out the entire pregnancy
- but once she held his baby girls, he knew everything was gonna turn out okay in he end

- one of his girls looks just like him and he couldn’t be happier
- they do everything together
- he’ll never admit it, but she’s his favorite
- she’s got his curly brown hair and green eyes

- another has blonde hair and for a full five minutes he thought it was cause Johnny dyed his hair
- he was so concerned that things he did in his life would effect his kids (like scars or something like that)
- all his logic left his brain
- Steve tried explaining but Pone was like “we don’t time for your fancy talk in this time of crisis” and Steve was just done
- finally, Dally pointed out that Pone’s wife is blonde  

- one of his kids looks like him and his wife combined
- she’s so cute

- Ponyboy has tea parties and dresses up with them
- all his girls love the Disney princesses
- they’re his princesses

- he’s so protective
- “you cannot date Steve’s sons but maybe Johnny’s. Dally’s kids are off limits but Two-Bit’s sons are a maybe.”
- he just wants the best for his little girls

- the house is always a mess
- he learns to accept it
- the triplets are always doing stuff
- there’s no such thing as boredom  

- the girls are so different it’s quite amusing
- they have a nerd, an artist and an athlete
- but he’s so supportive of all of them

- he helps them all with their homework
- it’s so cute when it comes time to do homework
- they do it at the kitchen table and he over explains when helping them
- “Dad, I know what that means. I just don’t understand the question” and “Dad, we learned this all at school today. I didn’t forget it.”

- he caught himself telling his nerdy lookalike to be out playing with her sisters
- and he’s like “I turned into Darry. I’m Darry. oh my God.”
- and he apologizes over and over and never tried to control his daughters again  

- he’s just the best dad he can possibly be
- and he loves his girls with all his heart
- someone asked him if he wanted sons and he’s like, “do I have sons? no. do I care? no. I have three beautiful, wonderful girls and I wouldn’t trade them for the world.“ 

anonymous asked:

Hi omg I lover your writings so much and I read your peter Parker imagine where him and the reader say goodbye before leaving for missions and I was wondering if you could do a continuation for them like saying hi after coming back or something and it's just really fluffy cause they haven't seen each other in all those months thanksssss

(Here’s the part where they leave each other! You don’t have to read it to read this though! https://misswinchester221b.tumblr.com/post/164535573345/headcanons-for-peter-saying-goodbye-to-his-avenger )

1. Peter coming home to you

Steve kept glancing at you and trying not to chuckle as the two of you stood a few metres away from the doorway marked “ARRIVALS” in bold, black lettering. Without realising, you had been jumping with nerves every time an announcement came over the airport tannoy system.

“They should be off the plane by now,” you muttered. “Where are they?”

“Calm down, kiddo,” Steve said, wrapping an arm around your shoulders and kissing the top of your head. “He’s with Clint, he’ll look after him.”

“Is that supposed to reassure me?” you joked, nudging him playfully. Despite the age gap of almost ninety years, Steve was like a big brother to you. “Where are they?” you repeated desperately as people started to come through the doors.

Steve grinned suddenly, lifting his hand to wave to someone you couldn’t see.



Finally, you caught sight of a familiar grin in the crowd. Weight seemed to lift from your shoulders so quickly, you felt you could fly as you bolted away from Steve’s side towards your boyfriend.

“Peter!” you squealed, crashing into him and making him stumble. He didn’t fall, but wrapped his arms around you tightly and buried his face in your shoulder. The two of you turned on the spot without even meaning to, refusing to let go of each other.

“I missed you so much,” Peter mumbled, his voice thick with emotion.

“I missed you too,” you whispered, nuzzling your face into the crook of his neck. “Never leave me that long again.”

“Never,” he promised, pulling away just enough to rest his forehead against yours. “I love you.”

“I love you too,” you replied immediately, pressing a gentle kiss to his lips. A chuckle sounded from a few feet away.

“Come on, kids,” Steve beckoned, smiling slightly as he and Clint watched your reunion. “Let’s go home.”

Peter’s heart settled into a stable pace for the first time since he had left you three long months ago, and as he laced his fingers with yours, he couldn’t help but think that he was already home.

2. You coming home to Peter

The compound appeared to be empty as you stood in the foyer, your duffel bag suddenly incredibly heavy on your shoulder. You let it fall to the ground with a thud, as your feet appeared to cement themselves to the floor.

You wanted to go and find the team, your family, but you were suddenly unsure of yourself; you hadn’t been here for four months, hadn’t spoken to the team at all due to ridiculously strict protocols. What if things had changed without you? God, what if they’d started another war?

“Mr Parker, you requested that I inform you upon Miss (L/N)’s return to the compound,” came F.R.I.D.A.Y’s soft Irish voice. You smiled softly; of course Peter had done that.

Barely a minute later, the elevator doors slid open and a chestnut-haired whirlwind was unleashed, almost knocking you off your feet.


A burst of laughter escaped you as Peter swept you into his arms, lifting you into the air and spinning you around.

“Peter, put me down!” you squealed, unable to stop laughing as you smacked his shoulders playfully.

He finally set you down, and immediately cupped your face to press his lips to yours tenderly. Neither of you could stop smiling into the kiss, your noses kept bumping against each other, and you were both still spinning and stumbling. It was the perfect reunion.

“Welcome home,” Peter grinned eventually, stroking your cheek softly. You placed your hand over his, unable to stop staring into his beautiful brown eyes now that you were finally seeing them again.

“Thank you,” you mumbled, pressing your lips to his again.

Yes, you were finally home.

Well I decided to help myself feel slightly better and write some papa franku headcanons.
Enjoy some trash 😎


Filthyfrank (Joji Miller) headcannons:

-He seems a little loose in the noggin in videos, but in reality he’s pretty chill and relaxed but with a splash of filthy.

-He’d probably teach you some cute Japanese phrases.

-But in reality they’re super inappropriate and probably will get you in a shit ton of trouble.

-(Like saying the word *ochinchin, and him telling you that it means you look lovely or some shit.)

-Getting frustrated with his lewd words he teaches you and ending up using them on him.

-(If they’re dirty enough it low key ends with sex)

-10/10 had a fight with him in the minimal Japanese you knew which was funny because you can’t even form full on sentences.

-If you are fluent in Japanese you both have a foreign language fight to the death until one or the other gives up.

-You guys have some pretty funny inside jokes with each other that confuses the shit out of everyone else that doesn’t know about it.

-Poor Ian and max are incredibly confused because you never tell them any of your jokes.

-The jokes being something stupid like you telling an elderly woman about your *ochinchin without knowing the meaning, and him finally telling you what it means.

-You freak out because of how embarrassed you feel.

-Apologizing profusely to the woman.

*since we’re this far and you’re probably confused on what the word means, it’s the child word for penis.
You’re welcome.

-You’re definitely a background character in his videos. Finally getting comfortable enough to want to be a main character.

-Joji gets super excited over this.

-You’re probably filthys girlfriend in most of his skits.

-Since you’ve been in so many of his videos, he decides to ask you to move in.

-His excuse is that it’ll be more convenient for videos, which you can clearly see through his lie.

-10/10 say yes.

-He’s totally geeking on the inside, but trying to stay super calm on the outside.

-He probably breaks his stoic façade and freaks out in front of you with that cute smile of his.

-You’re now a main face in most of his videos.

-The fans are excited to see a new face, and not knowing you two are dating yet.

-Bloopers, so many bloopers of you two breaking character.

-Joji finding those times absolutely adorable.

-Finally getting comfortable enough to have a reveal video about your relationship status.

-Actually being surprised about how happy most of the fans are for you guys.

-Non supporters get shut down by the supporters.

-When you’re settled at home, and hanging around, he’s super relaxed, it’s almost like a completely different person walked through the door.

-But that doesn’t mean he’s always calm.

-You guys, like every other couple, have their ups and downs.

-Sometimes Joji is in a shitty mood but doesn’t mean to take it out on you.
(you do it too)

-This leads to backlash and starting a short but heated fight, ending with you in either tears or an extremely red and angry face.

-But most likely tears, because he turns into a complete dick and says things that shouldn’t have been said, but so do you.

-You’re both hurting, so this means you both take time to yourselves.

-Relocating to different sides of the house, sometimes even completely leaving, walking the streets or taking a drive for a few hours.

-When you finally calm yourselves, it’s an awkward but meaningful apology, but will take a day or two for it to fall into place again.

-10/10 Joji gives the best “I’m sorry hugs”.

-Wtf am I saying, he gives the best everything hugs because they feel like home, they make you feel comfortable, safe and they’re warm.

-Speaking of warm, he’s a literal heater. Fuck blankets, just cuddle with him, I’m pretty sure you’d warm up in an instant.

-You both have poor circulation, meaning your feet are probably cold af.

-Can we say, warm fuzzy socks?

-Can we say, steal all of our boyfriends sweaters?

-He’s missing 95% of all his sweaters by now, low key doesn’t care because he likes seeing you wear them but puts the “it’s super inconvenient” façade.

-Has a folder in his phone dedicated to pictures of you and him. But most of them are you.

-His background is a picture of you, or a meme you and him laugh at a lot.

-If it’s a background of the two of you he most likely got heckled by Ian,Max or Chad(maybe all three) about the picture and that’s why he’s changed it to the meme.

-Low key whipped for you, especially when you’re sick.

-Like the one time you had a cold and you said it was fine for him to go out with friends because you could take care of yourself. You called him like an hour later saying you needed cold medicine, he left his friends to grab you some and bring it to you.

-They’ve never let this down, now there’s a running joke along his friends about how whipped he is for you.

-Tbh you guys have broken up once or twice.

-Every time it’s happened, he’d always drunk call you about how much he missed you or how depressed he was alone, without you or how quiet the apartment was without you there.

-You’ve been together since, because you were low key feeling the same, and it was hard for either of you to be away from each other for so long.

-It’s a really healthy and stable relationship.

Kaltenecker Headcanons

Cause I’m bored and just saw the word “cow” and started thinking about the best space cow. 

- They make her her own little stable area in one of the unused hallways and fill it with the space equivalent of hay and straw and spend days figuring out what the hell the man at the space mall had been feeding her in space

- Kaltenecker really likes Coran’s cooking. They figure this out after an incident involving hooves, Pidge’s glasses, and several attempts at Hunk trying to show Coran how to make spaghetti

- Coran’s just happy someone likes his cooking tbh 

- Everything Kaltenecker does Lance refers to as “space ____” (he probs does this with everything tbh)

- *Kaltenecker moos* “Wow, our space cow just space mooed!” “Lance oh my god” 

- Hunk casually mentions wanting a hamburger one day while they’re cleaning out Kaltenecker’s stall, not really even meaning anything by it

- Pidge and Lance instantly shriek and vault on top of the cow (who doesn’t even flinch and continues chewing her grass), protesting loudly that Kaltenecker is their child 

- No one mentions anything beef related after that

- Keith surprisingly has experience milking cows (he won’t explain why; Lance has a theory that he’s secretly a cowboy) and so eventually they’re drinking milk and eating cheese and yogurt again and hot damn they all forgot how good cheese was

- *Kaltenecker gives milk* “WOW, space milk!” “LANCE”

- She is for some reason really intimidating to invaders??? 

- One time a couple of Galra managed to tie up Lance and Pidge and hold them hostage in exchange for the lions 

- And as they were slowly making their escape they just heard this fucking

- “Moooooooo”

- They turn around to find this massive black and white thing behind them and instead of killing it, like the paladins are afraid they’ll do, they turn and flee in the opposite direction 

- Lance once plastered “MISSING” posters of Kaltenecker all over the ship when he couldn’t find her

- Turns out Shiro stole her so that he could attempt to stop “freaking her out” with his robotic hand 

- She’s not actually scared of his hand, Shiro’s just paranoid

- One day Kaltenecker gets all lethargic and stops moving as much and Pidge and Lance are a fucking W R E C K because they think their cow is dying 

- They beg Coran to find out what’s wrong and he comes out of the room like an hour later with a mildly horrified look on his face and just goes “Earth birthing is so messy”


- Turns out she was just pregnant with a smol Kaltenecker and boy does everyone get a kick out of that

- Baby Kaltenecker seems to think Coran is her second mother, and she latches onto the man’s shirt tail whenever he’s nearby

- He can’t say he hates it. Her big brown eyes are adorable 

- The mice get on great with the cows. They ride them everywhere

- Allura pretends to hate having such large animals on board, but secretly she’ll sneak down to the stall at night and cuddle with the calf and feed it like she’s seen Keith do

- It’s not really a secret from anyone anymore, especially after that one day she had a piece of straw sticking from her hair for three solid hours before she noticed. 

- When they find Shiro again, Lance jokingly says that they almost put Baby Kaltenecker (affectionately dubbed “Bee”) in charge of the black lion while he was gone

- Keith, very dead faced: “She would have been better at it”

Tiny Dancer

Hi there! This was a headcanon requested by the lovely @hirkaryishtar :3 Thanks for the ask!

“The chocobros reactions to their s/o walking over with a box or small stool then putting it down in front of them and then climbing up on it and kissing them because they are too smol to do so. (I’m like 4'11 I’m too short for a lot)”

Note: I’m using a Fem!S/O for this. It’s easier for me to imagine, especially since I know + have seen a lot of girl friends of mine go through something similar. (Never had this experience myself, tbh. I’m 5′6.5″ :p)

Also tagging: @itshaejinju @blindbae @themissimmortal @ohgodsnowwhat @stunninglyignis @misssarahdoll @insomniacapples @chocobabyporcelain @misaki-kurenai @femmescientia @alicemoonwonderland

Noctis Lucis Caelum

- At first, he’d be confused as to why you were dragging over the box/stool.

- Did you need to reach something? Why didn’t you ask him to help you grab it like you normally did?

- His curiosity is piqued even more when you stop dragging it and are directly in front of him. Expect a confused look on the sleepy prince’s face.

- It’s only when he sees you step on the object and struggling on your tip toes to reach his lips does he realize your intentions.

- He chuckles and finds this quite cute, leaning down ever so slightly to help your lips reach their destination.

- The next time he sees you about to try that, however, Noct simply walks over and pulls you into his lap (if he’s sitting down) or on top of him (if lying down) so you can have easier kissing access.

Prompto Argentum

- He’d also be confused to suddenly see you grabbing that nearby box/stool, but he grabs his camera and positions it, waiting to see what you’ll do.

- He also feels a bit sad seeing you do this, since there’s a little voice nagging him at the back of his mind saying you don’t need his help anymore.

- Almost drops his camera in shock when he suddenly sees you dab smack in front of the lens and almost at his height.

- Begins blushing like a madman when he feels your lips on his, and finally understands what the box was for.

- Flustered and finds this action completely adorable; he proceeds to pepper your own face with kisses

- It becomes sort of a weird tradition between you two now: all it takes is a tug of the wrist and Prompto is immediately dragging over the box/stool. Plenty of kissing and snapshots are to be expected.

Gladiolus Amicitia

- As soon as he sees you dragging the boxes/stools (plural this time because, damn that behemoth of a man for being so tall!) around, he immediately picks them up and asks you where you want them stacked.

- You’re slightly embarrassed at being found out, and asking him to put the objects down. This makes him feel a bit hurt, since you never objected to his help before. Seeing the expression on your boyfriend’s face, you immediately feel ashamed and quickly explain your intentions. This causes him to sigh in relief before setting the objects down.

- You then proceed to stack them up until you’re close enough to his height. The tower you’ve created is somewhat unstable, however, and proceeds to tumble over as soon as you try to climb it.

- Gladio catches you in time, thank goodness. He chides you gently for being so reckless before planting a big one on your lips.

- From then on, you’re forbidden from climbing the boxes/stools in the house unless he’s nearby. He prefers if you’d ask him to help you get the objects himself.

- As for kisses, he simply lifts you up to face-level. He also does this in public, much to your delight and embarrassment.

Ignis Scientia

- Similarly to Gladio, he immediately offers his assistance as soon as he sees you dragging around the boxes/stools (plural too, since Iggy’s pretty tall at six feet). He’s loath to make a lady dirty her hands, after all…especially if it’s his girlfriend.

- He’s not offended when you dismiss his help though, and simply goes back to what he was doing beforehand. He’s really confused when you tell him to stay where he is, however.

- As he’s about to ask you what you’re up to, he sees you climbing the boxes/stools and immediately understands what you’re planning.

- Ignis takes precautionary measures, making sure the stack is stable enough for when you climb and him leaning down as much as he can to prevent you from falling over.

- He gently scolds you for trying something so dangerous, and makes sure to buy you something safer to stand on (most likely a small step-ladder) in case you’re in the mood to try that again.

- On occasions that the step ladder isn’t there and you’re in that particular mood, he either bends over or sits down and pulls you into his lap. Anything to stop you from creating another tower of boxes and stools.

leisurelypanda  asked:

Dads giving the Dadsona the adoption papers for their kid(s)? I am a sucker for familial fluff.

((hi guess what I love these))

Robert and Val had talked about this extensively. After all, Val was a grown woman, and her mother had been around for most of her life. Most women weren’t adopted when they were adults. But the two of you had grown close—Val didn’t even call Robert “dad,” but that’s what she called you. She was the one that had brought it up to you She told you both that at her wedding she didn’t want it to be “Robert and his husband,” she wanted it to be her dads. And you started crying, and your tears made Robert cry, and then Val and her girlfriend were crying and then you were all laughing.

Joseph had talked to Mary about it, even though he didn’t have to. The only reason she had any visitation rights at all was because Joseph had allowed it; she was an alcoholic and neglectful, and hadn’t held up well in court. But they were her kids, too, and he knew they loved their mother, and he loved them. Mary had agreed it was a good idea; you were stable and, as much as she didn’t like to admit it, a good father. And the kids loved you. Even Chris enjoyed your company during late-night horror-movie sessions (Joseph approved, of course). Joseph spoke to the kids, too, and when they decided to give you the adoption forms, Christian and Christie were the ones that did it. You started crying, and then all of them were on you and you were in a big doggy pile of hugs on the floor.

Brian hadn’t even thought to ask. In fact, Daisy asked you before she asked him. You two were hanging out at the house alone one night (Brian was at a poker game with some friends), and were both lounging on the couch, watching tv. She was nervous, you could tell, but she had been dodging your questions all night so you ended up leaving her alone about it. And then she paused the tv, and turned to you, clutching the end of her shirt in her hands anxiously, and asked if you would be willing to adopt her. She told she knew she wasn’t that amazing—not matter what her dad said about her intelligence, she still had a hard time connecting with people—but that she loved you, and she knew her dad loved you, and she wanted you to be her dad officially. You hugged her, and definitely cried, and told her that she was just as amazing as your own daughter and that nothing would make you happier than to call her yours.

Damien was really nervous about it. He loved his son, but he wasn’t a fool, he knew Lucien was a handful and a half. But he also knew Lucien loved you, and that you loved him, and that Lucien really, really wanted to be a family “officially.” It had only taking a few months of them dating for Lucien to start calling you dad, and about a month after your wedding is when Lucien and Damien had the adoption talk. So Damien did what Damien does best to hide his nerves: he went over the top. He made afternoon tea, invited you to it formally (“We live in the same house, Damien, you didn’t have to write me a letter”) and sat you down across from him and an annoyed looking Lucien. You thought it was an intervention or something. But then Damien handed you the papers with a sheepish smile, and you looked over at Lucien, tears in your eyes. He stared at you silently for a moment before huffing and saying, “God, yes, asshole, this is what I want,” which earned him admonishment from Damien but laughter from you.

Hugo was even more nervous that Damien. Ernest was the bad kid in town, the one that fucked with anyone and anything. As soon as you had moved in he was giving you shit, playing pranks and breaking your stuff. He told you that you were just another reason he never wanted to come home during the week. He made you cry multiple times. That’s why when HE was the one that presented you with the papers, alone, you were shocked. You looked at him like he had grown an extra head, silently asking for an explanation. “Look, you….you make Hugo really happy. And you…make…me….happy, too….” He pulled his sweatshirt over his red ears and mumbled, “Fuck, you’ve stuck around, okay? I thought you were going to give up but you didn’t, and I don’t want you to fucking leave.” He had stormed off, leaving you in stunned silence. It all made sense now—he was pushing you to your limit, waiting to see if you’d abandon him, and you hadn’t. You had proved to him you loved him.

Craig’s girls were all for it, and so was Smashley. It hadn’t even been a question—Ashley could see that the girls loved you, she enjoyed your company, you made Craig happy; why couldn’t three girls have three parents? They threw you a surprise party for your birthday and presented you with the adoptions papers there, Ashley included.  You were a crier, so (again) you cried, but you were laughing too, and the twins jumped on you from either side, dragging you down into hugs.

Mat and Carmensita had both wanted this, but Mat took a little convincing. Carmensita was Rosa’s daughter, after all, and that meant that Rosa had to approve—so Mat did something he didn’t quite understand and prayed about it. He asked Joseph to help him out, help him figure out how to do it, and Joseph had laughed a little and told him to look for Rosa with his heart and not his mind. It was when you picked up his guitar and played a few chords (he had been teaching you guitar) that were somehow the exact melody from a song that Rosa had written when she was pregnant with Carmensita that he knew. He and Carmensita asked you the next day.