- Book: Read me.
- Homework: It's 10pm and you still haven't looked at me. You will regret this later, I promise you-
- Me: Relax,I'll stop after this chapter...
- Book: HA CLIFFHANGER, I guess you'll have to read one more
- Homework: IT IS 3AM HAVE YOU FINISHED THE CHAPTER?!
- Me: I actually finished the whole book. I feel so accomplished. I'm tired though...I guess I should start another book then! Why sleep when you can read?
- Homework: NOO NO NO NO NO AND NO
- Me: IS IT 3 AM?!?? WHY AM I SO STUPID???
- Homework: ....
- Book: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
Prompts for a popular high school senior (male) struggling with family, friends, and self?