i have heard things

Highlights from one page of TV Guide, May 6, 1995:

  • Chris Carter accurately promises surprises for Anasazi.
  • Chris Carter explains how Irresistible was about what made Scully afraid.
  • Humbug is called “that ‘circus of the strange’ episode.”
  • Chris Carter was already tired of being asked about Scully-Mulder romance before the end of season 2. 
  • “Anderson and Duchovny: Strictly platonic.

every few months i’ll put the damon albarn & the heavy seas live at the royal albert hall concert cd in my car and am reminded that it is one of the most moving, beautiful, joyful, badass concerts everrr. if you are not familiar, here is the rundown:

  • songs from everyday robots, performed beautifully, intimate and lovely (”you & me” is the standout for me, but honestly all of them are great)
  • songs from gorillaz, the standards but also the freaking awesome b-side “spitting out the demons” is the show opener
  • songs from the good, the bad, and the queen, including the most epic transition from “photographs (you are taking now)” into “kingdom of doom” 
  • songs from mali music, with guest musicians afel bocoum and madou diabete including a performance of “sunset coming on” that is easily in my top 5 most beautiful things i have ever heard, life-changingly beautiful
  • songs from blur including killer performance of b-side “all your life” 
  • SPECIAL GUESTS:
    • aforementioned musicians from mali: afel bocoum and madou diabete, playing two incredible songs
    • GRAHAM FUCKING COXON to play “end of a century”, b-side “the man who left himself” (featuring adorable banter about how neither of them remember what it is the b-side to, “must be something from the mid to late 90s…” graham says), and “tender” :)
    • DE LA SOUL to sing the best version of “feel good inc” featuring the amazing intro of them going “IF YOU GOT A HAND IN YOUR HAND THEN CLAP THAT MUTHERFUCKER!!”
    • kano, doing “clint eastwood” which im not a huge fan of without del but still cool
    • and BRIAN FUCKING ENO to sing his part of “heavy seas of love” for the finale with the gospel choir, which gives me chills every time i hear it

YEAH IT’S THE FUCKING SHIT!!! 

https://youtu.be/rrj6x0XlfNI please enjoy, for “sunset coming on” alone it is worth a listen :’)

i have heard good things about etsy, right now im using tictail which is kind of similar? the reason i liked redbubble was because they handle all the shipping and production, i only got a small percentage of each sale but honestly, it really adds up. and i was able to offer my art on more products that i normally wouldnt be able to produce myself, like t-shirts, mugs, tote bags, etc. i may have to look for an alternative but it may be a while before i can figure something out :’(

awkwarddly  asked:

YOOOO girl can you hit me up with any of your fave Dylan fics on here or fave Dylan writing blogs? I need moreeeeee #addicted

sooooooooooooooo YES. i mean, obviously yes cause you are the dopest of the dope, but like, if you are asking for strictly DYLAN fics, then the only one i really read is @susybird‘s A Chance Encounter, and I have heard good things about @mf-despair-queen‘s Void!Dylan fic, although it is sitting in my drafts waiting to be read by me, but i trust what i’ve seen and everyone pretty much flipped for it so that’s promising. 

if you are asking for like Dylan character’s then I will give you specific ones instead of just writers. 

for STILES:

@fillthevoid-stilinski‘s 10 Years (and then read the rest of her fucking masterlist)

@honeymoonmuke‘s Rain

@maddie110201‘s Remember, I Love You

@rememberstilinski‘s The Power of Love

@fes-sa‘s Kara Sevda

@thelittlestkitsune‘s Ad-Listed

i feel like if you follow me, you probably already read all of those because i rant and rave about them but like, just in case. 

for MORE DYL CHARACTERS:

@stilinskiimagines Three For One Deal (I believe it’s Stiles, Stuart, and Thomas, and it’s DOPE.)

@mf-despair-queen‘s Just Following Orders, Sir (which is Mitch and is just delicious)

@sarcasticallystilinski / @rememberstilinski‘s collab called Aftertaste which i have literally read SO MANY TIMES IT’S INSANE. 

i don’t read a ton, or as much as i should, they all sit in my drafts and i binge them every once in a while and thus fic rec days were born for me, but the ones listed i have read multiple times and on multiple occasions. they are all EXCELLENT. 

anonymous asked:

Ok but your voice IS THE SWEETEST, CUTEST THING I HAVE HEARD ALL MONTH (and i have an accent too so it makes me happy to find other Witches with Foreign Accents)

Hahaha thank you! One wouldn’t think I’m a grown ass woman with my little baby voice. Plus for some reason my pitch is higher when I speak in English? I’ll use my sexy secretary voice in the future (??

college gothic
  • someone in your class mentions communism. they speak about it at length. you are in biology class.
  • you text your mother. she does not respond for 3 days. you text her again and then realize that it has only been 2 hours since your first text.
  • freshmen travel in packs. what are they afraid of.
  • your class is in room 153. the numbers start at 201. you cannot find the first floor.
  • someone is talking about communism. it is not the same person as last time. this is an english class.
  • your transcript says you have an A in philosophy 3310. you do not remember taking this class. what did you learn? what did you do?
  • you meet your elevator buddy. you do not speak. you never do. you ride in silence. one day, they are not there. you miss them.
  • your advisor refers you to the registrar. the registrar refers you to admissions. admissions refers you to both the registrar and your advisor. you have spoken to two people who do not exist and one who has been dead for ten years.
  • the boy who sits next to you wears the same clothes everyday. you think this is strange but when you mention it, he tells you that this is the first time he has worn this outfit. you realize that you have lived this day before.
  • you pass someone sleeping in the quad. he has always been there. stop looking at him.
  • someone answers, “communism.” it is not someone who has been previously mentioned. the question was, “what is an example of the art of ancient greece?”
  • you have a doppelganger on campus. you have never met them. they know all of your friends.
  • the seniors speak only to professors. their eyes are dead. they have given up the safety of the pack long ago.
  • the professor is talking about STD’s. your math class is very strange.
  • the powerpoint is in comic sans. you suspect that your economics professor is an extraterrestrial being after all.
  • “communism,” the man serving you lunch insists. wearily you nod. that’s what everyone says.

my great uncle Bob is exactly what you’d expect from an australian farmer. he’s approximately 65 years old and he’s a cattle farmer on a station (a station is a fuck off huge ranch, basically, it’s a couple thousand acres) and he’s this beanpole of a man who looks like he’s spent his entire life outside because, well, he has. he also drives this ancient beat-up yellow ute which is more rust than car at this point and was made in approximately 1980. it’s old. 

anyway he was driving to the far end of the station the other day and an emu ran out in front of his car and he hit it, only it didn’t die, it came flying through the windshield, still alive and mostly unharmed. so there’s my uncle and this emu which is now sitting in the front seat of his car and understandably the emu is pretty pissed off and the first thought that goes through Bob’s head is “oh shit it’s going to start kicking me” so he figures the best way to stop it doing that is to punch it in the face and that is the story of how my uncle got in a fistfight with an emu.

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northern downpour // panic! at the disco

“I don’t mind being friends with gay guys if they never hit on me”

“I’m pretty sure everyone that’s bi is just confused”

“Lesbians have it easiest cause guys think they’re really hot”

total chris pine moments in wonder woman
  • stealing something from evil dudes and then just booking it
  • cooly dropping a bomb onto a building while flying away
  • ..then proceeding to crash said plane and drown
  • needing to be saved by others
  • ACCIDENTALLY bringing his problems into other people’s lives
  • just the fact that tons of dudes want to kill him (like same)
  • his face when the lasso of truth
  • claiming to be an expert in stealth and stuff yeah right
  • giggling as he swishes his feet around in the hot tub
  • casually talking about his dad’s watch while nude
  • seriously he was standing there for like 8 minutes put somE CLOTHES ON (he was just pretending to be embarrassed okay he wanted to show off)
  • being confused 99% percent of the time
  • sighing whenever diana does anything
  • giving others fashion advice
  • but also the impatient “it’s been 2hrs can we get outta here??” husband
  • not wanting diana to steal his spotlight
  • that dramatic ‘ow that hurt’ hand shaking post epic punch
  • remus lupin: don’t do the thing!! chris: i’m sorry did you say dO IT?
  • but is a total hypocrite cause he continues to nag diana NOT TO DO THE THING!
  • “you’re breaking up, i can’t hear you sorry BYE!”
  • makes a big fuss about not taking the drink but then ends up taking it anyway
  • ripping off jacket to reveal a whole new outfit and excitedly jumping into a stolen car
  • the pipe and the german accent (was that even acting cause all i saw was chris)
  • wooing all the ladies
  • …by buying them ice cream and doing stupid impressions
  • dramatic goodbye but his gf can’t even here him
  • grinning as he blows himself up
  • just a bunch of questionable life choices okay?

STRANGE SENTENCE STARTERS —— for the creative writer in you. Send these in and see what your partner comes up with as a scenario!

*These are completely interchangeable, they’re just in categories to make it easier for all of y’all.

FOR AMIGOS;

  • “How many times are you going to do that, exactly?”
  • “You were right. As per usual.”
  • “Sometimes it’s hard to see the lines you’ve drawn until you’ve crossed them.”
  • “You’re surprised because you have a soft spot for hot blondes.”
  • “Is that – that’s a naked Scarlett Johansson on your fridge.”
  • “You can stay, but for no more than two nights.”
  • “Please don’t look in this drawer. Please.”
  • “I told you not to pick him up, he’s very sensitive.”
  • “Yes. I might have given you rabies. But in my defense, that’s ridiculous and I didn’t.”
  • “I’m sorry, my cell phone data coverage does not cover the bullshit zone you’re in.”
  • “Hey! Give me your pants. Quick, give me your pants.”
  • “No, I’m serious. Stop it right now or I won’t give you the last cookie.”
  • “You think I’m kidding. But I’ve never been more serious about anything in my entire life.”
  • “How much would a stripper cost and why so much?”
  • “I’m going to buy you a drink. Next week. On Thursday. When I get paid. Can you swing this one?”
  • “Hippos are hungry, hungry! And you are considerably larger than a small piece of lettuce!”
  • “When I was little, I used to be afraid of mummies. And now look at me. I love dead people!”
  • “I don’t even miss my ex-boyfriends/girlfriends, I just miss my glockenspiel.”
  • “It happens to everyone, you just sell your skirt for some coke.”
  • “Please do not pull your pants down in front of baby Jesus.”
  • “That’s not the phrasing you want to use.”
  • “Because nothing says heterosexuality like a gold sash.”
  • “Please don’t take it out on my boobs.”
  • “When it gets really windy I look like a bizarre combination of Marilyn Monroe and Cousin It.”
  • “We have to change our names and run away to Mexico. It’s the only way. Adios.”
  • “How much money do you have on you?”
  • “Please tell me that’s a raisin and not a tiny hamster shit you’re eating.”
  • “Life is a lot better when you put things on your head.”
  • “For someone who’s not very deep, I’m incredibly not shallow.”

FOR LOVERS;

  • “I need you to remind me what it feels like to love you.”
  • “I love you. What? No I don’t. Forget I said anything.”
  • “I need you to tickle my feet but like, sexually.”
  • “If we got married, would I have to take your last name? Or could we just make up a new one?”
  • “I don’t think I can do this anymore.”
  • “I heard you say his/her name in your sleep last night. Want to explain or should I just leave?”
  • “I want to spend the night with you tonight. But I also want to sleep on your side. And without you on the bed. So technically I just want your bed.”
  • “Please don’t be proposing to me in an empty parking lot.”
  • “Stop saying you’re sorry, you stupid fucking broken record. It’s done.”
  • “I’m not jealous, I’m curious. About the things you were doing. With him/her. Without me.”
  • “Your mother’s looks could kill. Actually, are you sure they haven’t before?”
  • “If you’re breaking up with me tonight, can I at least eat first?”
  • “Stop sweating. It’s not attractive during sex, and it’s not attractive now.”
  • “Are you – are you checking me out? In the line for the confessional?”
  • “We have to go. I might have told your mom I’m pregnant. I don’t know why I said that. I’m not.”
  • “So what you’re saying it that you’re snorting sugar to get excited for sex.”
  • “My dog licks better than you do.”
  • “But through every stupid thing you do and say – and those are a lot, by the way – I love you.”
  • “I don’t care if you’re growing another head. I’ll talk to both of them. I love you.”
  • “And I’d take fifty years of not talking to you for just a day of doing so. I promise that’s a compliment.”
  • “I don’t want to hide this anymore. I’m not some dirty little secret, you American Reject.”
  • “This is a bit too dramatic for my taste, so can we skip it and have sex instead?”
  • “I don’t want you to think of me as your personal sex toy.”
  • “Thanks and all, but that makes me feel like a low-class escort, so.”
  • “A kiss in exchange for every nice thing you say about me. Deal?”
  • “Promise me you’re not like him/her. I need to hear it from your mouth. Promise me.”
  • “Look, I’ve had my heart broken before. I’m not ready to let you in just yet. Anywhere.”
  • “Don’t leave me here. Anywhere else, okay, but not here.”
  • “I wish I could say that was the worst sex I ever had, but I’ve had worse.”
  • “I just blew you. Could you look a little happier about it?”
  • “I’m attracted to shiny things, so if it looks like I’m staring at your chest, it’s because I am.”

FOR TEXTERS;

  • [text] This is upsetting my poop.
  • [text] Hey, are you up? If you’re not, can you wake up? I need some help.
  • [text] So it involves feces and large birds.
  • [text] She said that to you? Why?
  • [text] Please come back. I miss you.
  • [text] What are you good for if you’re not gonna bring me ice cream?
  • [text] Can you ignore that last text? It wasn’t meant for you. I’m sorry.
  • [text] …did you just send me a nude?
  • [text] FUCK OFF YOU ONE-EYED WHORE.
  • [text] I don’t know why I said that.
  • [text] Leave it to you to fuck the simplest of requests up.
  • [text] Do we have to go to their wedding? He’s only my first cousin.
  • [text] How much does ‘I love you’ mean to you?
  • [text] I am not stalking you. But you should do something about your bathroom, it’s gross.
  • [text] Please. I need this so badly.
  • [text] I trust you completely.
  • [text] I’m a genius. You’re a peasant. Everything makes sense again.
  • [text] Hey, buddy! Got like, five hundred bucks I can borrow? Times ten.
  • [text] She lost it. She completely lost it. She said her uterus was attacking her bone marrow.
  • [text] I will not get you donuts.
  • [text] Please? I love you.
  • [text] I think I’m gonna go to sleep now, but you keep thinking that.
  • [text] I can’t say this out loud. They might be listening.
  • [text] I never meant to hurt you. I didn’t think he’d duck when the ball came at him, I’m sorry.
  • [text] You’re cute.
  • [text] I just need you to understand how important you are to me.
  • [text] Fuck off.
  • [text] Okay. Guess we’ll leave it at that then.
Dear Supercorp fandom:

maybe melissa should apologise for calling two fictional characters friends when you apologise for engaging in utter character assassination aimed at ending her career over a joke song about a tv show about aliens

maybe melissa should apologise for calling two fictional characters friends when you apologise for slut shaming her mercilessly for getting a divorce then getting a new boyfriend

maybe melissa should apologise for calling two fictional characters friends when you apologise for spending the past few months sending aforementioned new boyfriend death threats, abuse, bodyshaming comments, and accusations of all manner of things

maybe melissa should apologise for calling two fictional characters friends when you apologise for either claiming her relationship is pr or the result of an extra-marital affair 

maybe melissa should apologise for calling two fictional characters friends when you apologise for twisting every word she says to either fit your narrative or make her look bad

maybe melissa should apologise for calling two fictional characters friends when you apologise for twisting everyone’s words to either fit your narrative or make them look bad

maybe melissa should apologise for calling two fictional characters friends when you apologise for going after every single one of her colleagues; cast, crew, writers etc; who has ever said anything in support of the opposing ship

maybe melissa should apologise for calling two fictional characters friends when you apologise for making a guest star feel so unwelcome after one episode that he branded you ‘hooligans’

maybe melissa should apologise for calling two fictional characters friends when you apologise for running the majority of the cast off twitter with your abuse and hatred

maybe melissa should apologise for calling two fictional characters friends when you apologise for catfishing her colleague’s brother

maybe melissa should apologise for calling two fictional characters friends when you apologise for holding her to a ridiculous double standard that has seen katie face no repercussions whatsoever for laughing her ass off at that part of the song

maybe melissa should apologise for calling two fictional characters friends when you apologise for taking pride in your toxic behaviour and stop thinking it is justified because you are angry  

maybe melissa should apologise for calling two fictional characters friends when you apologise for posts comparing her to mark salling, among others

maybe melissa should apologise for calling two fictional characters friends when she stops receiving comments on her instagram inviting her to slit her wrists

maybe melissa should apologise for calling two fictional characters friends when you give any indication that the apology would even be accepted, since jeremy has apologised multiple times and you still haven’t forgiven him

maybe melissa should apologise for calling two fictional characters friends when you take some repsonsiblity and realise that your reaction to this has been one million times more terrible than the joke song

maybe melissa should apologise for calling two fictional characters friends when you take some responsiblity and realise that it was not its status as an f/f ship, but rather the majority of the above toxic behaviours that made them want to debunk supercorp in the first place

just a thought!

camp camp characters as things i have heard/said today at school
  • max: what the fuck
  • nikki: *kicking cones across the gym floor* oh god. I'm so sorry. this is my job - it's my job to destroy, like everything
  • neil: I'm too fucking smart to be in this class, teacher
  • preston: I'm gonna prove you wrong by becoming a broadway actor. I'll kick your ass while tap dancing across stage
  • nerris: my wizard101 friends would say otherwise, check and mate
  • harrison: the deck of cards disappeared because I shoved them up my ass, dude
  • ered: haha it's lit!! wait. no don't walk away I'm trying to be cool
  • nurf: I'll kick your ass into the moon if you don't stop insulting the flower I drew, fucker
  • dolph: crayons are literally my savior
  • space kid: screw getting married in space. I'm gonna LIVE and DIE in space
  • david: I'm what the kids call Fun and Relatable!!
  • gwen: alright can everyone shut up I'm having a crisis. let me get through this in peace
  • quartermaster: no don't look in there. I mean it's not like there's a dead body in there or anything haha
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