i have had no sleep bye

After breaking up from a long term and incredibly unhealthy relationship, I thought fuck it! I want have a series of flings/short lived relationships and so, I turned to tinder. I matched with a few guys in my town and messaged a couple but nothing ever really came from it other than a few laughs over “Forward Jack” alluding to a very large penis.

One morning at school I was sat in the library during a free period and got a message from someone on tinder. “You’re cute okay sorry bye”

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Remember Tomorrow

A/N: This is for Lau’s AU Funny Quote Challenge. @dancingalone21

My quote was “There’s times I wanna get slapped during sex by a girl wearing a Zorro mask.”( It also takes a while to get to the quote so sorry about that)

DeanxReader, (Fluff)

Word count:1679

“Hey I might have forgotten to say this earlier but Dean’s coming over,” I could hear Sam trying to leave immediately.

It wasn’t that I had a problem with Dean, it was more of a problem I had with him always interrupting my sleep when he stayed over.

“As long as your brother passes out in the living room or your room I’m cool with it,” I yelled from the kitchen.

“Don’t worry he’ll be lucky if he makes it to the front door like last time,” I heard the door close after he yelled ‘bye’ to me.

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now that I think about it… Victor had to conceal a lot…

like

I imagine him hiding his fanboy feels everytime Yuri did something. BeCausE HE hAd a HUGe CrUSH on HIM

HOW WOULD HAVE BEEN HIS REACTION IF YURI ALLOWED HIM TO ENTER HIS ROOM WITH ALL THE POSTERS NOW THAT WE KNOW THE TRUTH…!!???!!

LIKE “BOI– HE— HE LOVES ME” IDK AHHH

I I I WANT TO DRAW VICTOR BEING ALL SHY AAAAAAAAAHHHHH AND BLUSHING oVER YURI SECRETLY AHHHHH

OK OK OK HERE’S ANOTHER THING I JUST THOUGHT

THE NIHT WHEN THEY EXCHANGED RINGS, VICTOR WOKE UP THE NEXT MORINING WATCHING YURI WHILE SLEEPING LIKE WITH HIS SWEET EYES AND SWEET SMILE   AND KISSING HIM WITH LITTLE PECKS ON HIS FOREHEAD BYE

Zen's Lullaby
Mystic Messenger
Zen's Lullaby

It’s me. Are you still up?
Uhm… Sorry to call you all of a sudden. But I had this dream and it keeps bothering me.
…Ugh… I feel so complicated. I’ll try to organize the details and send the message to everyone.

MC: Did you have a nightmare?

No, it wasn’t a nightmare… You might not believe me even if I tell you.
I shouldn’t have woken you up. I was just so surprised that I had to call someone.
If you can’t sleep, do you want me to sing you a lullaby? Oh… maybe Jumin won’t like that.

MC: Sing me a lullaby.

Ahem… let me just get my voice ready… Ah- good.

Good night my baby~
The birds and baby lamb are sleeping~
on your front yard~
The moon is singing you to sleep~
Good night my baby~

…You’re asleep, right? I’m sorry I woke you.
Good night… and talk to you later.
Bye…

Everything Antisepticeye Has Said/ Jack Mentioning Anti (That I have Record Of)

“Sleep with your eyes open”

“Can you find the [ma]” (Sorry I don’t know the word)

“I think FNAF Sister Location is having a strange effect on me.”

“Come out and play”

“Jack is not here”

“So you is leaking”

Question: Who is Anti?
“You will know soon enough”

“How much longer must I wait”

“The eyes are not mine”

[On Whiteboard]
“Im here*

"This body’s weak”

“I am near”

“I see you understand know, kepp watching. ”

“You’re all wrong”

“Im here”

Jack: “We all know about Anti” *camera glitch*

“Cut you out”

“Soon”

“Prepare to cry”

“He will bleed”

“Do you really like him that much?”

“Just try to save him”

Jack: “HELP ME”

“Very good, you may be worthy”

“Im glad I have your attention now”

“I was always here”

“IM HERE”

“We are all together as one now in FNAF Sister Location”

“It’s almost time”

“I grow stronger”

“It’s time to say goodbye”

“You won’t like it”

“I don’t need my own”

“Don’t cheat”

“Don’t watch”

Jack: “My eye’s been twitching all week”

“Here I come”

“Anti is coming”

“It was all your fault”

“It’s almost time”

“Weak and limp”

“Listen to me”

Person: “Im scared”
“You should be”

“It only makes me stronger”

“You wanted me well here I am”

“You all said my name”

“Inside”

“You could have stopped me”

“But you just watched as this happened”

“Too long”

“Your misery makes me happy”

“Try and stop me”

“His body is weak”

“I am here now”

“You made this happen”

“He was the only one who could stop me”

“Now he is gone forever”

“Say goodbye”

@therealjacksepticeye Well here we are, it’s been fun! I had written everything I found that mentioned Anti! (So I might not have some stuff) I hope this helps anyone who missed something! If you found something else, please add it on to the list!

  • Elizabeth: Is that a new pillow...
  • Henry: Babe when was the last time I snuck new pillows into the house
  • Elizabeth: I'm just saying-- you know, we have so many already and I only sleep with one!
  • Henry: We've already had this discussion before, and I was on the anti-pillow side.
  • Henry: You said that it made things look soft, and I said, "okay, they LOOK soft, but you have enough pillows, you're gonna be fine," and then you said--
  • Elizabeth: Alright!

21/03/17:: A productive Tuesday morning

I decided to not set an alarm for this morning as I have been quite overtired recently, and despite waking up at 6:30 for a bit, I managed to get back to sleep until 9am! Mum and dad are due home this afternoon so after a very leisurely breakfast/reading the news I did a little hoover downstairs (it was a bit messy where I had brought the logs in yesterday), sorted out some little bits and bobs and then jumped in the shower. Post shower saw me sort through some of the clothes in the “maybe” pile from the other day’s ‘sort out’ and I can now proudly say that I have filled around 6 BAGS full of old clothes that I will be sending off the the charity shop! IT FEEL SO GOOD. And I now plan of chilling for the rest of the day, I’m going to read the paper, and then headover to dog sit for the afternoon (which means lots of netflix/reading/crochet). Oh and it’s really really really sunny today and that always makes things feel a little better. 

HELLO POSITIVITY, I REALLY HOPE THAT YOU ARE HERE TO STAY!

dickgrysvn  asked:

BABE I HAD RUNNIN HOME TO YOU ON REPEAT ALL DAY YESTERDAY TOO OMG. HES SO FREAKING EXTRA AND IT WAS BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE IT I cannot (I called you babe I hope that's ok oops O.o)

ALL DAY I SAY
until Sleeping At Last released a new song and I’ve listening to it on repeat ever since.

I HAVENT EVEN WATCHED THE EPISODE YET ALL I WATCHED WAS THAT SCENE (I’m gonna have my mom watch the ep with me and suffer to forty minutes before that part so she can weep with me)

Side note: here for any name you give me 😊😘

  • me: im so frickin tired! !! time to Sleep
  • brain: Girls have never seemed to have any interest in me, and I want to know why. I'm such a perfect, beautiful, fabulous guy. I should never have had any problems with girls, but I do, and I find that ridiculous. This video is a reupload. I had to take the last one down because it gained too much negative attention. I'll keep uploading it until I get at least one honest answer from an actual girl.
Stuff Rasputin would say
  • Malistaire the Undying: *asleep*
  • Morganthe: aww, he actually looks peaceful when he sleeps.
  • Rasputin: *dumps ice on Mali*
  • Old cob: son, its time we had the talk.
  • Rasputin: go away dad. I already know about sex.
  • Rasputin: you have healing! I have Borealis--
  • Titan: *crushes Rasputin*
  • Rasputin: don't know. Don't care. Good bye your majesty, have a nice day.
  • Rasputin: *hoverboards away*
  • Old cob: alright, so here's the plan to overthrow Morganthe..
  • Rasputin: shut up, you have no intelligence. Even Malistaire's bad ideas are better than your ideas.
  • Rasputin: young wizard, spare change? My dad kicked me out yesterday and I need money.
  • Rasputin: *holds sign that reads: will wear furry suit for money*
  • Malistaire the undying: I'm sorry to rain on your brilliant plan, Rasputin. But I have a reoccurring thought, mind if I share it with you?
  • Rasputin: ???
  • Malistaire the undying: THIS IS A HORRIBLE IDEA, SERIOUSLY. DID U REALLY THINK CASTING TOWER WOULD HELP YOU!? THE WIZARD HAS A HIGH PIERCING RATE.
  • Rasputin: I have a pen and an apple. Pineapple pen!
  • Malistaire the undying: sstttOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!
Re-watching “Shio’s Escape” and Two things

One, not only does the Galaxy Garrison have a Galra escape pod on their hands, but also half a Galra sentinel so… Nothing bad can come from that!

Two, Keith is fast! Like, Ulaz was moving fast enough that Lance was left in the dust – Disappeared! Gone! Bye, see you never! – but Keith not only managed to match Ulaz’s speed, but run faster than him at a point since he had to catch up with the Galra. Other Galra, I mean.

So like, if Alteans have super strength, do Galras have super speed? Keith clearly got it from that side of the family. I mean, it could just be Ulaz’s type of Galra, but does that mean Keith is the same type? Breed? Race? Ethnicity? What would it even be called?

anonymous asked:

i think i start to understand now how stressing it is to do do things just a few hours before deadline :) I did a whole folder bout my french presentation that i have to bring the teacher in like 5-6 hours now today and i can't even say nor understand a single word in french. And now i have to learn for my last math exam before the finals in 5hours and i have already forgotten how to do almost everything of what i have to know. Good Bye sleep.. at least your art gives me a bit of energy ㅠㅅㅠ

Omg! Cries// I know that feeling all too well though… It reminds me of last semester where I had to write an entire timeline of the Old Testament which summed up to about 13 pages and the next night I had to write two book reports which were 750 words each— and these were books I’ve never read before nor bother to rent LMAO. Surprised how I managed to get a B+ and A- in those classes… I prayed every night before I went to sleep LMAOO. BUT I HOPE EVERYTHING TURNED OUT FINE FOR YOU!!! GOD I HATE MATH TOO. THE WORST SUBJECT. I HAVE TO TAKE A MATH CLASS THIS SEMESTER SLDFJS AND IT SUCKS. I’ll continue to draw and hopefully it’ll give you more energy (well if I have the energy to draw something ahh) TT TT <333

no ellen.

I was tagged by @panicstaticn (tHANKS ellen…)

R U L E S: Copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours. When you are done, tag up to 10 people and also tag the person who tagged you… and most importantly, have fun!

a. Age: i am old :^(

b. Biggest Fear: death, failing, people disliking me

c. Current Time: 11:33 PM

d. Drink You Last Had: water

e. Every day Starts With: i no longer sleep at night so idk

f. Favourite Song ATM: 

g. Ghosts, Are They Real: nah

h. Hometown: when there’s no differentiation between the place of birth and the place of growing up??toronto

i. In Love With: cherik (bye)

j. Jealous Of: people who are smart and don’t study (side eye)

k. Killed Someone: no

l. Last Time You Cried: last week? idr

m. Middle Name: no

n. Number Of Siblings: no

o. One Wish: that I would actually do shit and try to do things, well

p. Person You Last Called/Texted: mom

q. Questions You Are Always Being Asked: so what’s your major?:):):):):)

r. Reasons To Smile: Very Good Puppers

s. Song Last Sang: o canada???

t. Time You Woke Up: 9:10AM

u. Underwear Colour: blue ?

w. Worst Habit(s): handing in all my labs late and getting 0 :^(

x. X-Rays You’ve Had: teeth

y. You Favourite Food: im just trying to survive at this point tbh

z. Zodiac Sign: aries/taurus

I’m gonna tag: @babywoon @leovine @rxvengee and anybody else that wants to do this! enjoy guys!

anonymous asked:

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ Hello friend~ Smol is super sorry smol did not write friend. Smol went back to University~ Smol then was tired and fell asleep! Silly smol. How was friend today? Was friend good and happy? Smol hopes so. Smol no forget friend tomorrow! Sorry friend. Smol speech to you tomorrow~ Bye friend~✧゚・: *ヽ(◕ヮ◕ヽ)

I’m good! I was kinda dying earlier this morning but my grandmother came over and gave me some medicine so I took it and had a sleep and I feel 70%better!! Still a little sick, but I have soup! Hope you have a good day Smol.

Fixed!

Phew, finnaly fixed the drunk scenarios ask. Sorry for taking too long and I’m especially sorry for the anon who had to wait so long to get their ask answered. I still have I think about 4 asks in my inbox and you can always request more because the ask box is open! I have some asks back from february for Valentines Days and I’ ll take the time to apologise for all people who requested a month ago and still hadnt had their ask answered! Im not ignoring the asks and inbox I just want to stay focused in school and my “blog” at the same time which is harder that I previously thought.
So anyways the drunk scenario is fixed so go ahead and check that out. I’ll try and answer atleast one ask before I go to sleep but I dont think I can. I’ll try! Bye for now! 😘