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Types of types (type stereotypes)

because I answered a few asks and this seemed pretty popular, here’s some:

ENFP:

  • The chill, friendly ENFP
  • The Unchill, unfriendly ENFP: Like the chill, friendly ENFP, but not chill or friendly….so bacically, not the chill, friendly ENFP….
  • The Deep ENFP
  • The Fake Deep ENFP: Like the deep ENFP, but not deep….still great tho
  • The Shark ENFP: Like the other ENFPs, but actually a shark.

INFP:

  • The Adorable, Caring INFP
  • The Punk INFP: Like the adorable, Caring INFP, but angry at the world.
  • The Sad Bowl of Gummy Worms INFP: Like the punk INFP, but a sad bowl of gummy worms.
  • The “I have so many dreams” INFP
  • The Shark INFP: An INFP Shark.

ENFJ:

  • The heroic ENFJ
  • The manipulative ENFJ: Like the heroic ENFJ, but not….not at all.
  • The Friend ENFJ: like the heroic ENFJ, but instead of fighting evil, they just try to set you up with everyone
  • The Mom ENFJ: Like the Friend ENFJ, but really overbearing
  • The Shark ENFJ: Like an ENFJ, but a shark.

INFJ:

  • The Wise, Friendly INFJ
  • The Deep, Dark Mysterious INFJ: Like the Wise, Friendly INFJ but darker…and more mysterious
  • The Spooky INFJ: Like the Deep, Dark Mysterious INFJ, but can disappear at any time….watch out
  • The Awkward INFJ
  • The Shark INFJ: An INFJ that’s also a Shark

ENTP:

  • The Easygoing, Adventurous ENTP
  • The Bullshit their Way through Life ENTP
  • The Argumentative Little Brat ENTP: Like the bullshit their way through life ENTP, that likes to bother people
  • The Superiority Complex ENTP: Like the Argumentative Little Brat, but much, much worse.
  • The Shark ENTP: An ENTP that’s a shark

INTP:

  • The Adorable, genius INTP
  • The “aLIENS ARE rEAL” INTP: Like the Adorable, genius INTP, but gets behind some pretty interesting theories.
  • The “Oh shit I forgot” INTP
  • The “OH SHIT I FORGOT” INTP: Like the Oh shit I forgot INTP, but this time it was something really important.
  • The Shark INTP: Seems like an INTP, but is actually a shark.

ENTJ:

  • The Cool, Confident ENTJ
  • The Super Loud and Intimidating ENTJ
  • The “Probably running for political office” ENTJ: Like the super loud and intimidating ENTJ, but probably running for political office
  • The Extremely Organized and somewhat scary ENTJ: a hybrid of all three
  • The Shark ENTJ: A shark that’s an ENTJ.

INTJ:

  • The Chill, Slightly Intimidating INTJ
  • The Hot INTJ: Like the Chill, Slightly Intimidating INTJ but hot af.
  • The “I hate you all” INTJ: An INTJ that hates u all
  • The EVIL INTJ: Basically any villain ever written (sigh)
  • The Shark INTJ: Like an INTJ, but a shark

ESFP:

  • The Life-of-the-Party ESFP
  • The NOT Life-of-the-Party ESFP: they don’t actually like partying….
  • The Overly Dramatic ESFP
  • The “We’re friends right?” ESFP: like the Life-of-the-party ESFP, but they just wanna be friends with everyone….and they’re not 100% sure…
  • The Shark ESFP: All of the above. But a shark.

ISFP:

  • The Free-spirited, Emotional ISFP
  • The “I’m always crying” ISFP: Like the Free-spirited, emotional ISFP, but is always crying.
  • The Terrible Flirt ISFP
  • The “I liked that before it was cool” ISFP
  • The Shark ISFP: The ISFP that’s a shark

ESTP:

  • The Asshole ESTP
  • The “I’M GONNA FIGHT THAT” ESTP
  • The “I’LL DO ANYTHING ON A DARE” ESTP: Like the “I’m Gonna Fight that” ESTP except their recklessness is not restricted to fighting things.
  • The Nice, Fun-loving ESTP who may push your limits but really isn’t an Asshole ESTP.
  • The Shark ESTP: Like a normal ESTP, but a shark.

ISTP:

  • The chill af, can solve any problem ISTP
  • The “I don’t give a fuck, I’m gonna go skateboard” ISTP: Like the Chill af, can solve any problem ISTP, but preoccupied with their skateboard
  • The “yea, I’ll fix that, but I don’t want to” ISTP
  • The Uncle that built your deck ISTP
  • The Shark ISTP: An ISTP that’s obviously a shark

ESFJ:

  • The BFF, Always there for you ESFJ
  • The “Let me make you food” ESFJ: Like the BFF, Always there for you ESFJ, but willing to prepare food for you.
  • The “Ewww Becky” ESFJ: That one character from any kid’s show about high school that was a terrible stereotype and extremely unlikeable.
  • The Best at Hugs ESFJ
  • The Shark ESFJ: All of the Above, but also a shark.

ISFJ:

  • The Caring, Humble ISFJ
  • The “I have a Diary” ISFJ: The ISFJ who writes everything in a diary.
  • The “It’s okay” ISFJ: Like, the Caring Humble ISFJ, but too humble.
  • The Quiet Friend ISFJ: That one quiet friend you have…yeah…
  • The Shark ISFJ: They’re an ISFJ, but also a shark.

ESTJ:

  • The hardworking, loyal ESTJ
  • The “I’m always right” ESTJ
  • The “corrects your grammar in an argument” ESTJ: Like the “I’m always Right” ESTJ but gets on my nerves to the point where….nevermind.
  • The Competitive, but not overbearing ESTJ who will probably get far in life: Like the Hardworking, Loyal ESTJ…but even more awesome.
  • The Shark ESTJ: An ESTJ that’s a shark.

ISTJ:

  • The Reliable, Logical ISTJ
  • The Dad ISTJ: Probably your dad right now….
  • Elsa
  • The Deserves a Break ISTJ
  • The Shark ISTJ: The ISTJ that’s probably a shark.