i have funny ears


of all the Kanas i’ve acquired through multiple game files, i’m certain that the Kana my Corrin has with Niles is probably the oldest and also the strangest


[and yet more]

meanwhile in the void
  • color!sans: i guess your brain isn't that good after all those years old man i may have an energy between my ears but at least it's better than nothing....heh!
  • gaster: ha..ha...very funny and also you have one ear i guess you should make up your mind
  • color!sans: make up what?
  • *gaster suddenly throws some goop on color's face to make him look like he put make up*

anonymous asked:

Something with a nervous and easily embarrassed Dr. Reid and a girl that giggles every time she purposefully (flirtingly) embarrasses him.

“Hey,” I said, leaning over to press a steaming cup of coffee on Reid’s desk. He shot me a smile over his shoulder.

“Hey, thanks,” he said.

“No problem,” I replied as I settled myself on the edge of his desk. I watched as he cradled his mug between his long fingers and brought it to his lips.

“Did you know that people who have hazel eyes make the best lovers?” I asked. He stared at me for a moment.

“There-there’s no…evidence of that,” he stammered. I smiled coyly at him and leaned in to whisper into his ear.

“Well, I have a funny feeling that the proof is right in front of me,” I said, and walked away. As I settled at my own desk, I chanced a peek at Spencer, and couldn’t help but laugh at the sight of the flush that crept up his neck and into his cheeks, his beautiful eyes averted. I smiled to myself.

I ended up on the jet next to Spencer. He smiled at me as I sat down.

“Hey, (Y/N)?” he asked quietly.


“Wanna play cards?”

He beat me, of course, but not for my lack of trying. My sexual innuendos seemed to frustrate and fluster him, although not enough to throw him off his game.

“So, Spencer,” I began, leaning toward him, “why do you grow your hair long?”
He hesitated.

“Um, I don’t know,” he said. “I just…it looks better this way,” he answered. I smiled, reaching over to ruffle his curls.

“You look good any way,” I whispered, watching as he turned red again. I laughed.

“You’re easy to embarrass,” I said, standing up to go and get coffee.

The following week, we worked on a case. I got my comments in as well, though. Spencer’s reaction was predicatble and inevitable; he blushed and turned away every time.

We arrived back at the BAU and the rest of the team went home, leaving just Spencer and I to work on paperwork.

“Reid?” I said.


“You know you’re adorable when you’re so focused?” I asked, anticipating his usual response. But that wasn’t what I got. He held my gaze, a challenge in his eyes.

“Why are you doing this?” he asked.

“Doing what?” I replied, trying to sound innocent. To my surprise, he groaned in frustration and dropped his head briefly to his desk.

“You’re leading me on!” he exclaimed. “You’re trying to make me think things that I was already thinking, with no…no relationship!” he groaned. “I don’t get it.”

“Spencer,” I began, standing up and ambling over to his desk. I sat on the edge and looked at him seriously. “I’m not leading you on. I’m flirting with you.”

“What’s the difference?” he asked.

“When you lead someone on, you’re not pursuing anything,” I explained.

“Well, what are you pursuing, then?” he asked. I smiled and leaned forward, pressing my lips lightly to his.

“That,” I whispered.

anonymous asked:

Something I think would be funny: A Ladybug, or Marinette not having their ears pierced and she's like "what do I do with this" and they just keep it, and when they get their ears pierced Tikki can appear like "yo" and they freak out and are like "I immedietly regret my decisiooonnnn"

Oh my god that is to perfect