i have fukin nothing to say

god damn fukin vet clinic

been trying to contact them for two and a half weeks trying to get some kind of response back from them

fucking nothing

so today after class I march my ass over to the clinic and go inside with my papers in hand and all ready to get shit done

the fucking woman in charge of scheduling shadowing isn’t fucking there despite her office hours saying she should be there

I have left two emails and three voicemails now, and not once have I gotten any response back despite their little “we’ll get back to you as soon as possible” thing they say at the end of things/what the receptionists have been telling me.

so they had me leave a “while you were out” note that they then went and put on her desk, and hopefully that does something. 

last quarter it only took them a single weekend to get back to me so I am perplexed. idk what’s going on but I’m frustrated and angry

The Phantom Menace: Now This Is Drinking™

My drunk liveblog of The Phantom Menace is as follows goodbye:

  • Lol these politics are not making sense already
    • Isn’t a trade federation like, a conglomerate of entities that trade
    • Not one autonomous entity that taxes trade routes between other entities
    • Jedi Knights, “Guardians of Peace and Justice

Originally posted by welcometoyouredoom

  • K first line from a Jedi is “I have a bad feeling about this” yep me fuckin’ too, about this movie and about the saga as a whole
  • Obi-Wan has a bad feeling about something “elsewhere…elusive” perhaps good ol sheev sticking his dick all up in the senate is what you’re sensing?
  • THERE HE IS, THERE’S SHEEV. THERE’S MA BOI
  • “I WILL MAKE IT LEGAL” MMMM A MAN W POWER
  • “close the blast doors…that will hold them” ok, that’s up for most poorly delivered line in the whole saga
  • “this is an odd play for the trade federation” is it really tho are u really surprised
  • That Amidala dress is so iconic I could cry just looking at it
  • I feel really sorry for the actors playing the trade federation
  • And jar jar kinks has arrived
  • “Exscqueeze me” JFC that line is dated
  • God obi-wan is hot why the fuck did pamde go for Anakin are you srs
  • Why is the gungan city theme so fucking ominous
  • “SO GOOD BEIN HOME” SAYS JAR JAR
    • IS IT
    • IS IT REALLY THOUGH
    • WHY DID YOU LEAVE
  • And why the FUCK did that fool have to use the phrase “big doo doo” jfc George lucas how 1995 can you be
  • I’m not drunk enough for gungan speak. Time fr another shot.
  • “What is to become of Jar Jar Binks”, says Qui-Gon
    • Funny, the fandom is still asking the same question
  • Was this movie geared towards 5-year-olds
    • yes
  • The invasion of naboo is not happening quickly enough
  • “coruscant uhh that doesn’t compute uhh wait YOU’RE UNDER ARREST” battle droid humor is lethal. Kill me
  • Qui gonn is gon lookin’ for a remote planet called tattooine
  • Please George lucas I don’t want to hear how jar jar kinks begins his day
  • Wy did natalie portman have to be 14
  • Jake Lloyd I am so sorry
  • Qui gon is doing such a better job of putting up with watto than I would
  • “mind tricks don’t work on me, only money” same watto, same
  • Not that I know shit but Anakin sounds like he has a pretty heavy accent when speaking in watto language
  • “we have nothing of value”, says qui gon. But wat about the fallen prince of gungan land
  • Pretty sure this fucker selling fried frogs in the market is unkar plutt
  • DARTH MAUL’S VOICE IS UNDERRATED I FORGOT HE FUKIN TALKS
  • Ya padme the republic doesn’t exist out here ever heard of the OUTER RIM U 1% scum
  • “is there anyone friendly to the republic who can help us” and SHCMI SAYS “NO” LMFAO I AM DYING
  • “there was no father”…………………K
    • Yes there was
    • His name is sheev
  • Can I just skip the podracing scene
  • My dick has 20,000 midichlorians
  • Darth maul’s exit of his ship is just like kylo;s and I am aTTRACTed 2 it
  • Why have I never noticed sebulba getting a massage
  • The jar jar fart joked makes me want to eat myself from the inside out until I am oblivious that it ever happened
  • I’m sebulba
  • NOW THIS IS PODRACING
  • Is that jabba™
    • Or another hutt
  • “SKYWALKER IS SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL,” SAYS THE ANNOUNCER. IF U ONLY KNEW
  • Sebulba yelling while flying his pod is how I feel watching this movie
  • That two-headed fucker sportscaster is one of the most poorly animated things I have ever seen
  • Schmi looking away from her holopad and cringing needs to be gif’d
  • “why do I sense we’ve picked up another pathetic life form” thank you obi-wan
  • And so anakin’s whining begins
  • Can we appreciate schmi skywalker 4 one sec plox
  • DARTH MAUL IS HOT AND HE DRIVES A MOTORCYCLE FUCK
  • There are few things more attractive to me than a man in a cloak
  • Seripusly why did you pick ankin wobi-wan was right ther
  • Amidala’s outfits are breathtaking
  • And so is palpatine’s hair
  • Me waiting for Anakin to bring balance to the force
  • Mace windu is fucking DONE
  • Dear George lucas: u can’t just stick a horse head on a human body and call it an alien
  • “the boy is dangerous they can all sense it why can’t you” KEEP IT REAL, OBI-WAN
  • “u won’t be a problem, ani” – qui gon k tell that to your dead apprentice
  • Anakin’s about to fuckin cry watching padme talk to gungan king
    • The first of many cries
  • Liam neeson looks like he was so fucking over this gungan alliance scene before they even filmed it
  • Why does padme speak so differently now that she’s outed as the queen
  • Were people impressed by battle droids when they first saw the CGI hordes of them in theaters real question
  • YEAH SIT THE FUCK DOWN ANAKIN STAY IN THE COCKPIT
  • Darth maul enters naboo fight scene—cue arousal
  • Darth maul removed hood, arousal intensifies
  • Abakin pulling misc levers in the cockpit and somehow this lil shitshow takes off in the fuckin speeder LOOK HOW #BLESSED HE IS
  • The deflector shield is too strong what’s fuckin new
  • Since when does padme have a batman grappling hook
  • Is there a single scene in this movie that doesn’t have CGI
  • FUKC THE MUSIC IN THE MAUL BATTLE IS HYPHY
  • MORE SHOTS, THIS SHIT IS LIT
  • I love seeing qui-gon on his knees
  • Obi-wan tryna keep it together
  • ALL OF OUR HEROES R SURROUNDED. HOW WILL THEY SURVIVE
  • The obi-wan vs maul scene is dope af
  • ANAKIN SAVES THE DAY WHO KNEW #BLESSED
  • NOW THIS IS PODRACING
  • Let qui-gons be bygones
  • Kiss ur fuckin trade franchise goodbye goodbye bitch
  • HOLY SHIT SHEEV’S HAIR IS BROWN
  • WHY IS OBI-WAN INSISTING ON TRAINING ANAKIN
  • “qui-gon’s defiance I sense in u” heard that
  • And alas, my favorite shit in the whole movie; jedi funeral
  • Newsflash: darth maul is still alive
  • And I’m turning this shit off before the gungan parade makes me vomit all this precious booze up

When I first started this blog I never thought I would ever make it to 100 followers, let alone 2K. That’s ridiculous for a blog thats in a VERY small rp fandom and I’m just overwhelmed? And a lot of you have been here with me since the beginning, through bouts of lost muse and feeling inadequate and yet I’m still here and I’m just so privileged to know each and every one of you. I suck at mushy words so I just wanted to say thank you and to let you all know that I love you dearly. I may have missed some people and if I did I’m sorry! I love you all so much so stay awesome. This blog would be nothing without you guys! – xoxo, katrina

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