Roll for Initizzzzzzz...
[We play over Roll20 because we live in different cities.]
DM (me): Okay, the animated bear trap is in bad shape, but it’s still together. Elzenya, it’s your turn. What do you do?
Chorizo: I think she might have disconnected.
Elzenya: [muffled vocalization]
Kassarine: No, I hear something.
Elzenya: [sound of breathing]
Two-Tone: … Is she asleep?
Kassarine: But she was just talking.
Elzenya: [more muffled sounds]
DM: Okay, I’m worried now. [Calls her cell phone. We can hear it ring in the background.]
Elzenya: What? I’m here. What’s up? [rolls an attack]
All: You fell asleep? In combat!?
Elzenya: I DREAMT I WAS STILL PLAYING, THOUGH.