Elias Lindholm or Noah Hanifin?
okay. elias is very attractive, this is true. but noah. let me tell you a few things about noah and his lizard mouth.
- first of all, noah could very easily star in his own porno flick:
the porno flick would probably get awards too
- he also has no qualms about getting on his knees [x]:
which i can appreciate ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- he likes it crunchy [x]:
wow, this… this is getting very, uhm, sexual. i’m sorry, i’m gonna try and rein it in a bit.
or not [x]:
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- ANYWAY. noah is also very pretty [x]:
this is undisputed, obviously [x].
(this is the point where i had to pause for a minute so i could collect myself)
- and he doesn’t use a whole lot of facial expressions, but when he does, it’s like the skies open and the angels start to sing (well shit, this is now also getting overly poetic) [x]:
- and he has this tattoo, which - i don’t really know, my train of thought got unexpectedly sidetracked as i was uploading this pic:
- and lets not forget about that accent:
(i swear, him saying “what’d mcdavid get for skating?” will haunt me till the day i leave this cruel planet இ_இ )
- and he would sing “beautiful day” by u2 if he could:
noah - he’s just a lot okay?!
have i made my case yet, or has all this mental anguish that these gifs put me through been for nothing…
*send me two hockey players and i’ll say which i think is hotter*