Casual viewer watches The 100
My friend just started watching The 100 after months of listening to me all “obsessed”. I have no idea what she’s talking about. So, these are her thoughts after binge watching the entire series (so far).
“Fucking Bellamy was going to drop Clarke?! Asshole. I thought you said you loved him?!“
"Alright, I won’t judge anyone just yet, they have their reasons.”
“Fucking Charlotte killed Wells?! What is going on?! I hate creepy kids”
“Clarke fucking killed Finn!! I don’t want to talk about it!! I understand her but arhfjek 😭”
“Aw Bellamy and Clarke, they’re a team”
“Clarke and Lexa just let a bomb drop. I blame Lxa”.
“Didn’t Finn just die? Why she kissing Lxa?”
“I like Bellamy a lot but he still has things to learn”
“Ugh the grown ups are so annoying. They sent these kids to fucking die and now they think they can boss them around?”
“Clarke the martyr, "I need to leave”.. okay"
“I LOVE THIS FUCKING SHOW! WHERE IS SEASON 3?”
“Bellamy killed the grounder army. Yeah whatever, they were asleep. Idc”
“WHY CAN’T BELLAMY AND CLARKE STOP FIGHTING, MAKE UP AND HOOK UP?! BEEEEELLARKE!”
“Lxa is so pretty”.
“Oh, Lxa just died.. it was sad, I actually cried”
“Freaking ALIE. What the hell is going on?!”
“NOOOOO LINCOLN!! 😭😭😭”
“Octavia is beating Bellamy…… okaaaay.”
“Can Clarke just chill”
“Omg, I love this show!”
“The end of the world.. again?! What the fuck!”
“Ugh what’s an echo. Who even is that”
“Come on Jasper, really.. though he’s pretty funny lol”
“Abby and Kane had sex. Meeeh”
“I love Monty. I have always loved Monty”
“DID OCTAVIA JUST DIE?!! OMG!”
“Aw.. poor Bellamy. I really like him a lot buuuut I’m not as obsessed as you!“
“You know, I fucking hate Octavia right now!”
“WHEN WILL BELLAMY AND CLARKE GET TOGETHER? WHAT ARE THEY DOING?! Lol I mean, it’s so obvious they should be together”
Me: you know there will be a three week hiatus after 4x08
My friend: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? WHYYYY? I WON’T SURVIVE. WHEN WILL BELLAMY AND CLARKE REUNITE?!
Me: lol. Welcome to hiatus hell. We’ve made a home here.
My friend: fuck.